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Here's busty beauty Emily Scott showing off her amazing eyes on the cover of Ralph Magazine. I know what you're thinking but I'm not talking about her boobs which are quite lovely, I'm talking about her actual eyes, they're gorgeous. I mean it, I'm serious damn it! I could lose myself staring longingly into those things for hours and hours while gently caressing her hot f@#king tits of course!! Related Articles: Emily Scott Is Pure Hotness! Survey Says: Emily Scott Sexy Emily Scott Zoo Magazine Pictures Emily Scott Gives Us A Hand
I’ve done many posts on Australian beauty Emily Scott over the years and I’m a little disappointed that my hard work hasn’t paid off yet and made her a big star in the US. Have you ever seen green eyes like that before? They’re like Kryptonite. You’d think combined with those super funbags they would have weakened every man in the world by now.
Earlier today I did a post about Joanna Krupa in her lingerie so I figured I’d keep going with todays irrelevant chicks theme. There’s something about these pictures of Emily Scott pretty much topless for Ralph Magazine that I like, I don’t know exactly what it is but I really really really wish I could put my finger on it. I’ll pay.
Now I know most of you have no clue who Emily Scott is, but my Aussie friends have been enjoying her sweet funbags for some time now. Unfortunately they haven’t caught on here in North America, but I’m doing my best to see that they do. Anyway, here she is in Zoo Magazine. Enjoy.
Here’s one of the hottest girls on the planet: Emily Scott. She’s so hot, in fact, that I’ve decided it’s better not to write anything, because what I’m feeling can’t be described in words. Well ok, it can, but being both lazy and excited at the same time has dropped my concentration level to the minimum. So do us both a favor, and just look at the pictures, will ya?
Well it’s Emily Scott’s second appearance on Hollywood Tuna. Emily is the kind of chick who seems to pop up at the right times. When everything in the gossip world has gone stale and there’s nothing remotely interesting to write about, she suddenly appears. Actually, to be honest any hot girl would have done the trick, but Emily just so happened to be in the new FHM Magazine. So thanks Emily for helping out.
I’m so fed up of big named celebs. So as a personal, 1 post protest of their obnoxious ways, I’m going to write about a nobody. And who better than “Australia’s Sexiest Woman” Emily Scott! Let’s compare her to a well know celeb like, hmmm, Lindsay Lohan, and prove that she’s more worthy of our love and attention.
“¢ Girl more likely to appear topless in public? Edge: Emily.
“¢ Girl more likely to drink your last beer, thus pissing you off? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to have sex in the bathroom stall on the first date? Edge: tie
“¢ Girl more likely to crash her car, with you in it, risking your demise? Edge: Lindsay
“¢ Girl more likely to record an adult film with you? Edge: tie “¦. Then let you show your buddies? Edge: Emily!
So there you have it. Emily Scott may be a nobody, but she’s still miles above some snot nosed, spoiled rich kid actress. I think I’m going to make that kind of a comparative checklist when choosing my next girlfriend. It was very helpful.