Waking up to Olivia Munn in a bikini is as Matthew McConaughey would say is “Alright, alright, alright”. If you guys didn’t know, Olivia is 38 and I don’t know what cosmetic procedures she has had, but whatever they are, it’s working. Damn!
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You might think Olivia Munn‘s a little too old to be acting like a 22-year-old Snapchat model (last I checked, Olivia’s 37). But actually, it makes perfect sense. First, she tried to be a TV host, and it sort of worked, then she tried to be an actress, and it definitely didn’t work. At least being a Snapchat model plays to Olivia’s strengths: being a do-nothing hot nobody who looks good in bikinis and lingerie.
I’m pretty sure Olivia Munn is still single, but I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check. And besides, even if she isn’t, I’m sure she will be in another month or two. Anyway, point is, I’m trying to help Olivia out here in her search for
love a rich sugar daddy, by posting this throwback photoshoot she did for GQ back in 2010. Remember how good she looked when she wasn’t pretending to be a “serious” “actress” and just embraced being a hot nobody? Let’s bring back that Olivia, please.
I guess Olivia Munn must still be on the hunt for her next boyfriend, because she just posted a bunch of pictures of her and her hot friends dancing around on the beach in bikinis. And according to my sources, Olivia just turned 37 last Monday, which can’t help her chances to land a new sugar daddy. In fact, I’m thinking she might have to consider settling for someone with a
very somewhat profitable website and his very own place… in his mom’s basement. Hint hint. (Call me!)
A couple months back, when we first learned that Olivia Munn had broken up with that loser quarterback she’d been dating, I predicted that we were going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia. And I’m glad to see that I was right, because here she is showing off her bikini booty on social media. I guess she must be looking for a new rich boyfriend or a new gig, and even though I can’t offer her that first one (at least, not until my Burger King coupons vest), I have been looking for a new personal bikini assistant for the summer… Call me, Olivia!
As you guys probably know, I try pretty hard to stay away from any of that celebrity gossip crap and just focus on what’s really important (AKA celebrity bikini pictures). But according to my sources, Olivia Munn and that loser quarterback she was dating have broken up. Which means I bet we’re going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia in the next few months, starting with this Cosmopolitan Mexico cover. And that’s always important news as far as I’m concerned.
I guess now that Aaron Rodgers is officially on vacation, it’s time for Olivia Munn to get back to work. And by “work,” I mean posting regular bikini pictures on Instagram. And that’s great news for the rest of us perverts, because it probably means we’ll be getting more pictures like this of Olivia playing beer pong in a swimsuit in some tropical destination. Here’s hoping she moves on to topless tanning next.
I guess Olivia Munn hasn’t been liking all those posts I’ve been doing about her new face, because she decided to change the conversation by posting these smoking hot bikini pictures on Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than happy to focus on Olivia’s killer bikini body for once. I keep saying she should forget this whole acting thing and just start Instagram modeling full-time. And this is definitely a step in the right direction. More, please.
I don’t know about you guys, but I never realized how similar Olivia Munn and Gigi Hadid were until I saw these pictures of them at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards. And no, I’m not talking about the fact that their dresses look kind of alike. This isn’t a fashion blog. I meant how Olivia’s always trying to convince everyone she’s a real actress, just like Gigi’s trying to convince us she’s a real model, when we all know they should both just stop pretending and embrace their true calling: being A-list hot nobodies.
So this definitely isn’t what I was hoping to hear first thing after the long weekend, but according to my sources, it looks like Olivia Munn and her new face are dating Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. And I just don’t get it. I mean, what does that loser have that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars, the respect of his peers, and the fact that he hasn’t written a half dozen posts about how weird Olivia’s face looks these days. Go figure, I guess.
In case you missed it, I’m pretty sure Olivia Munn did something to her face recently. That or I’ve always been too distracted by her cleavage to pay attention to what she actually looks like from the neck up. Either way though, I’ve gotta admit Olivia’s looking pretty good at the X-Men: Apocalypse premiere in London. It’s not quite bobbing for hot dogs for attention good, but now that she’s a “serious actress” who does “serious movies” about giant blue mutants fighting each other, I’ll take what I can get from Olivia these days. Enjoy!
Last time I did a post on Olivia Munn, I barely recognized the former attention-seeking hot wannabe we all knew and loved. And now here she is on the cover of some fashion magazine, and I don’t know what Olivia did to her face, but it sure looks permanent. What a shame. She used to be such a hot nobody before she became an “actress.” I guess it’s true. Hollywood really does ruin people.