I know I’m always bugging Olivia Munn to give up this whole “acting” thing and get back to her true calling — making nerds’ pants spontaneously combust — and fingers crossed, but I think she might finally be listening. Because here she is in a new shoot for Esquire Mexico, and these are hands-down the hottest pictures we’ve gotten from Olivia since she went Hollywood. I’ve always said she was talented. Enjoy.
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I know I’ve been ragging on Olivia Munn ever since she left the professional hot nobody business for Hollywood, but now this is more like it, for once. Because here’s Olivia at the LA premiere of her new movie Mortdecai proving she can be a “serious actress” and an attention-seeking hottie at the same time. I always knew she could do it! So congratulations Olivia, I’m proud of you. …You can feel pride in your pants, right?
Here’s Olivia Munn promoting her new movie Mortdecai and proving what I always say, that on the right hottie, a tight shirt can be just as sexy as something more revealing. But I guess that’s sort of like saying Munn is just as hot now that she’s a real actress instead of just another attention-seeking nobody. I mean, sure, it’s technically true, but who are we kidding? We all know we’d prefer it the other way around if we had the choice.
You don’t normally think of Popular Mechanics as the type of magazine that should come covered up in a black plastic bag, but after this cover shoot with Olivia Munn for their February issue, you’re going to want to be careful. Because I think these might be some of the hottest pictures we’ve gotten from Olivia ever since she decided to stop dressing up like Wonder Woman to turn on nerds and become a classy actress. So I’m sure I’m not the only one hoping this means the old Olivia is back to stay. Fingers crossed.
According to my sources, these latest pictures of Olivia Munn doing her whole phoney “classy” act are from when she guest-hosted The View, which I’m pretty sure is that show where a bunch of old ladies talk over one another for an hour. Riveting stuff. Anyway, I guess Olivia didn’t get the memo from wardrobe, because where’s all the cleavage? Isn’t that supposed to be “the view?” I mean, why else would Olivia be guest-hosting, right?
Damn, when was the last time we saw Olivia Munn around here? It’s like she just dropped off the hottie map. And I, for one, blame her agent for convincing her that she should try to become a serious “actress” instead of just sticking with what worked: being a hottie who dressed up in sexy costumes for nerds. Anywhere, here she is heading into the Late Show with David Letterman, and I just hope she was there to reenact her hot dog act for “Stupid Human Tricks.”
It has been a while since we have done a post on Olivia Munn. She used to be a regular here on Hollywood Tuna, but ever since she distanced herself from the nerd market, her hottness stock has been crashing. And these pictures of her at the American Ballet Theatre Opening Night Fall Gala dressed like a not so sexy ballerina is a prime example of why we don’t feature her any more. Sure she looks classy and all, but this does not wake up the little Tuna or even get it moving. Anyway, hopefully she eventually realizes that it’s important to maintain the fans that she used to have and goes back to her old sexy goofy tricks.
It has been a while since we last did a post on Olivia Munn. I don’t know what she has been up to, but I do know that she has been keeping in shape because the leg show she is providing us today is top notch. Hopefully, she was on her way to a hot steamy photoshoot because a body this good should not go to waste. Fingers crossed.
I think we can go ahead and call it right now: I don’t care what anyone else was wearing last night, Olivia Munn officially won The Met Gala with this awesome cleavage of hers. Now I know some of you are going to say it’s a fundraising benefit, which means everyone’s a winner, or some crap like that. But you’re wrong. Just like with any big Hollywood party, it’s a competition to see who’s the hottest of them all. And nobody at this thing made me want to break out my checkbook more than Olivia. Well done.
I have absolutely no idea what Olivia Munn was doing at the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards last night. I thought she was trying to become a serious, respectable actress, not a country music star. But honestly, it’s pretty hard to care about any of that, or anything else for that matter, considering the epic cleavage show Olivia put on. In fact, I’d be surprised if any of you are even still reading this right now. So let’s all quit pretending to be something we’re not and just enjoy Olivia’s awesome cleavage, because it’s getting really hard to keep typing with my face an inch from the screen.
Now that Olivia Munn is a classy actress and not just another hot nobody anymore, she gets invited to all kinds of fancy parties like this BVLGARI Decades of Glamour event, whatever the hell that is. But even though Olivia may have fooled Hollywood, she’s not fooling me. I still remember the days when she’d dress up in sexy nerd-bait costumes and try to catch hot dogs with her mouth. And after looking at these pictures, it makes me really miss the old attention-hungry Olivia. Oh well, I guess it’s true what they say, Hollywood really does ruin people.
Awards season must be heating up, because we’re starting to get pictures from a bunch of awards shows I’ve never heard of before. Case in point: here’s Olivia Munn at something called the 17th annual Hollywood Film Awards. If you ask me, it sounds pretty made up. But hey, I don’t blame them. I’ve been calling my mom’s basement a “boutique hotel” for years in the hopes I’d get celebrity hotties like Olivia to show up.
I don’t know what the Golden Heart Awards are, or what Olivia Munn was doing there, but I’m certainly glad to see that she remembered to bring some cleavage. And even though normally I’m a little pissed that I’m never invited to these things, right now I’m way more jealous of whoever got to help Olivia zip up this dress. Personally I would’ve stopped a few inches lower though.