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I Love Jordana Brewster And Her Sexy Eyebrows

March 12th, 2013

It’s been a while since I’ve seen my favorite set of celebrity eyebrows Jordana Brewster, but here she is at the 30th anniversary PaleyFest, which is apparently some kind of massive television festival. I don’t know what Jordana was there for, because I only follow hotties, not their careers. But if Jordana’s a big TV fan, she should come over to my place. Not to brag or anything, but I can watch thousands of channels. And sometimes, my neighbor even opens his window so I can hear them too. We’ll share the binoculars.

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Introducing Jordana Brewster’s Younger Sister

August 29th, 2012

I don’t really know a whole lot about Jordana Brewster, other than that she’s hot and has some of the darkest eyebrows I’ve ever seen, but I thought I might as well introduce you guys to her younger sister. She’s the one in the scarf and the giant pants. This may have been a complete waste of time, unless you’re into ankles because that’s all the skin we’re seeing from these two. Lame. I think it’s time for a sisters day at the pool.

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Jordana Brewster Cute Spandex Booty

August 15th, 2012

I love posting pictures of hot celebrities walking around in their workout gear, especially now that yoga pants have become everyday attire for hot chicks, but I’m not sure spandex pants are supposed to be this baggy in the booty region or any region for that matter. Here’s Jordana Brewster giving us a good look at her really tiny booty. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to like it or be concerned that she’s too skinny. I think I’d have to see it up close and personal to really make an informed judgment.

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Jordana Brewster Belongs In Spandex

July 20th, 2012

Jordanna Brewster isn’t exactly the most famous woman I’ve ever had on the site, I don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve had her on the site before and I think she’s hot so who cares. Here she is giving us a really good look at her skinny chick legs in some killer tight spandex pants. I love that spandex has become an appropriate material for people to wear, it used to be reserved for cyclists and perverts.

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Jordana Brewster’s Sweet Booty In Jeans

March 2nd, 2012

You would think that by now I’d be able to pick out any half decent hottie’s booty without a second thought, you’d be wrong. Here’s masculine looking hottie Jordan Brewster giving us a good look at her hot little booty in a decent pair of jeans. I only say she’s masculine because that weirdo unibrow kind of throws me off… I know she’s hot, but I’m still kind of scared… In a boner kind of way.

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Jordana Brewster’s Hotness Hits The Street

September 30th, 2011

Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.

Photos: Fame

Jordana Brewster Is A tight Little Package

July 27th, 2011

I’m not sure I’m sold on this Jordana Brewster chick, sometimes she looks great, but she’s got a weird angry looking mouth. Does that make sense? She always looks like she’s mad at me. Luckily her body is pretty damn good. Here she is showing it off in her tight yoga pants. I like it, but what’s the deal with her scary muscular shins? I’ve never seen that before, how do you work out your shin? I’m being to critical, shake it off. Still hot.

Photos: Fame

Jordana Brewster Hot Business Short Shorts

July 19th, 2011

Here are a few shots of cutie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her nice business short shorts and dress shirt. Not bad, but if you’re going to do this kind of thing right you’ve got to wear the heels to match. Nobody’s going to take you seriously in flip flops. Now if we were going out for a casual lunch or a quickie in my van… This would be perfect.

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Jordana Brewster’s Sexy Eye Mustaches

June 23rd, 2011

I really like this new hottie Jordana Brewster, her eyebrows kinda creep me out a little, but I’m the kind of guy that can look past that sort of thing. I think. Here she is at some event yesterday giving me sexy eyes while she walks the red carpet. Alright, I can’t get past the eyebrows, I guess I’m just that shallow. I wouldn’t even call those things eyebrows they’re so thick and luscious, They’re more like eye mustaches. She needs to show off some cleavage or something, anything that will distract me from those caterpillars. Even Burt Reynolds is jealous.

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Jordana Brewster Is A Cute Little Number

June 2nd, 2011

Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.

Photos: Fame

Jordana Brewster Sexy In Purple

April 7th, 2011

Here’s Jordana Brewster at some event the other night looking pretty cute in her purple dress, not as cute as she did in her little black bikini, but she’s got to wear clothing once and a while… I guess. I’m not hating these shots, but bikinis will always win in my book. Next time.

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Jordana Brewster Sexy Maxim Bikini Pictures

April 4th, 2011

After all the wholesome chicks from the Kid’s Choice Awards and the Academy of Country Music Awards, which was a nice little change, I needed something a little hotter to get me back on track. Here’s hottie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her little bikinis in the pages of Maxim magazine. That did the trick. I don’t know much about this bird, but from what I can see I think she’ll do just fine. Enjoy.

Jordana Brewster Is A Good Girl

January 31st, 2011

It’s nice to see someone in Hollywood who’s not afraid to keep her legs firmly locked shut for a change. Here’s Jordana Brewster having lunch the other day giving us a nice look at her sexy legs…. And that’s it. Actually now that I look closely at these shots I’m pretty bored, watching a chick eat a sandwich, who cares. I think it’s time to get back to some childish humor about boobies. Stay tuned.

Photos: Fame

Jordana Brewster Bikini Pictures

November 5th, 2010

I’m not all that familiar with this Jordanna Brewster chick, but I am familiar with Punky Brewster and I think that chick grew up to become a pretty busty nobody, so these these pictures of Jordanna in her bikini are kind of bringing back some good memories. Maybe not, but she’s got a great little ass on her and that’s exactly the kind of thing I want tot see on a friday morning. Enjoy.