Remember Ashley Greene? I have no clue what the hell she has been up to, but I’m glad Shape Magazine decided to have her on the cover of their latest issue. She’s looking mighty fit and I’m impressed by how good she looks in these photos. Good job!
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Considering we pretty much only seem to ever see Ashley Greene heading to and from the gym, I don’t really know what the former Twilight hottie is up to for work these days. Since I’m pretty sure giving yours truly a weekly pants fire probably doesn’t pay the bills. So I’m thinking of getting a Kickstarter going to ensure this leggings booty show of Ashley keeps up. I’m even willing to toss in the Burger King coupons I’ve had maturing in my wallet.
Normally I’m used to seeing Ashley Greene in nothing but skintight leggings (and the rare super-hot beach shoot), but I guess her management team decided it was time to show she’s got a bit more range, because here she is at the Wish I Was Here premiere. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed; Ashley cleans up pretty nice. In fact, these pictures are even inspiring me to get cleaned up too and take a shower of my own. Although it’s going to have to be a cold one if I plan on getting any more work done today. Yow.
So I know these aren’t quite as good as those Ashley Greene swimsuit pictures from the other day, but hey, I’m always willing to take a few minutes for a hottie in leggings. And so is this genius fan in the BMW who apparently stopped Ashley on her way back from the gym to get an autograph — and with it, a great view. Pretty smart. Although if that were me, I would’ve “accidentally” dropped the Sharpie to get a better look at Ashley’s booty in those leggings too, but I guess we can’t all be perverted evil geniuses, huh? It’s a blessing and a curse.
Normally, I’m not a huge fan of photoshoots with one-piece swimsuits, I don’t really get the point of them. But there’s two things about this one that’s making me currently reconsider those feelings: 1. Ashley Greene, and 2. the great view she’s giving us. So, sure, in an ideal world, Ashley would be in a bikini for this shoot. But in an ideal world, she’d also be my live-in girlfriend who hates wearing clothes, so I think we should all just be happy to take what we can get for right now.
I almost didn’t recognize Ashley Greene not wearing leggings, but luckily she’s still putting on a pretty good leg show here. I also didn’t realize that people over the age of 3 still wore overalls, but I definitely approve when it’s a hottie like Ashley wearing nothing but a bra underneath. Still, if I had one complaint about these pictures, it’s that I wish she’d let her puppies out for air. And no, I’m not talking about the little dog in the carrier. What do I look like, PETA?
I’m not really sure what Ashley Greene actually does during the week besides apparently walk around in leggings 90% of the time. But I don’t want to complain when we’ve got a good thing going here. And after seeing how hot Ashley looks in these pictures, I completely understand why she’d need to cool down. Judging from the nipple-itis, it seems to be working. For her at least. Personally, I think I’m gonna need to take a cold shower after all of this.
So it looks like now that she doesn’t have any more Twilight premieres to go to, we’re going to be seeing Ashley Greene in nothing but spandex from now on. Not that I mind of course, I’m kinda glad Ashley’s getting back to her old routine of constantly going to and from the gym. In fact, these great booty shots are inspiring me to get back to my own workout. I think I’ll focus on my forearms and wrists today.
You guys know how much I love a hot chick in leggings, so I’m glad to see that Ashley Greene is back to her old routine of running errands in skintight spandex all day. Granted, her top half isn’t quite matching the hotness level of her lower half at the moment, but that’s nothing a skintight tank top wouldn’t fix. Is it too early to put in a special request for next time?
OK, now see? I said this the other day, but girls like Selena Gomez could really learn from Ashley Greene here. Sure, she’s just walking around on her phone and drinking some gross healthy shake, but since she’s doing it in skin-tight leggings, it’s suddenly a newsworthy event. Especially since as far as I can tell, leggings are all she’s wearing down there. Forget just newsworthy, this deserves a full-scale investigation. Somebody get me a team of reporters, a magnifying glass, and a pot of coffee. We’ll stay here all night if we have to.
I was gonna complain about all the Twilight crap this week — I mean, how many premieres can a movie have? But then I saw these pictures of Ashley Greene, and it changed my mind. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot chick showing off her cleavage. It’s also the reason why I ended up with 50 boxes of Girl Scout cookies in my kitchen… Hey, I bought them from a hot mom, you perverts.
Looks like Ashley Greene was inspired by Teresa Palmer’s dress from the other night. Don’t get me wrong, Ashley looks awesome here. But if she wanted to make sure she won the inevitable Who Wore it Better contest, she should’ve upped the ante and gone full see-through. I thought young actresses were supposed to be super competitive. What gives?
I still don’t understand how Ashley Greene didn’t become more famous than Kristen Stewart after the Twilight movies. OK, so I’ve never seen her act, but Ashley’s obviously extremely talented. Just look at her! That body is definitely A-list. Plus, I bet she can even smile on command.
Hopefully now that that sour puss Kristen Stewart is one of the most hated chicks in Hollywood for cheating on that dude, Ashley Greene will finally get the recognition she deserves as the hottest Twilight chick. She’s been working out, tightening up, and now here she is showing off all the hard work in a sexy pink gown at some movie premiere. Hot stuff. They should start a whole new movie franchise centered around this hottie… Maybe she could be some sort of crime fighting bikini hottie with a heart of gold. This crap writes itself.