Taylor Swift opened up her ‘Reputation’ stadium tour and all I have to say is that this is not the same Taylor we have grown to love. This one is much thicker and meatier, and I’m not digging it. I like my Taylor supermodel thin. Some will say she looks much healthier now, but give her a year and let’s see how far she can push the chub. Luckily, there is a lot of bad dancing in her show so maybe she can maintain it or even better lose it. Fingers crossed.
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I used to love Taylor Swift, but her last album is kinda weak and the fact that she soon will be a plus-sized model is making me lose all interest. Now I know she’s not fat so ladies please don’t send me angry emails, but I like my TayTay skinny. Anyway, here is her new video and as you can see from the other video, Taylor is not really original.
I know it’s dangerous to put any anti-Taylor Swift content out there on the Internet, but as a journalist (stop laughing) it’s my job to speak truth to power (stop laughing). So I don’t know what kind of Photoshop magic the Vogue art department was working for their latest issue, but I’m just going to leave this picture of Chubby Taylor right here and let you guys draw your own conclusions.
I know I have to be careful what I say about Taylor Swift, because her fans are straight-up crazy and I’m kind of scared of them. And I have a feeling that if I said that Taylor looked like she was caught lip-syncing on SNL the other night and that she also looks like she’s starting to put on some poundage, I might get some hate mail. So that’s why I’m not going to say any of that. I learned my lesson.
With the whole #METOO thing going on, I don’t think this is the time for Taylor Swift to promote free boob grabs with VIP ticket purchases. Or is it? I think it is brilliant! I would love to grab Tay Tay’s boobies without getting arrested and as a bonus get to listen to some shitty music while at it.
I’ve never really understood why people love Taylor Swift so much. Sure, she’s hot and blonde, but so are half the hot wannabes on Instagram these days. Anyway, here’s Taylor posing for pictures with what I’m assuming are her fans and not just people paid to geek out over her so she can feel more famous. Although I guess I’d be a little excited to get this close to Taylor too. I was a big fan of her earlier stuff. And by earlier stuff, I don’t mean her music. I mean her daily leg shows for the paparazzi. Now those were classic!
A couple days ago, we got the teaser trailer for Taylor Swift‘s new music video, and today I’ve got the full thing (watch it below). It’s for her song “…Ready For It?” and it’s got some kind of weird sci-fi vibe, which I’m sure will do the trick for all you nerds out there. For the rest of you, feel free to just fast-forward until you get to the good part: Taylor in that bodysuit.
I guess Taylor Swift must’ve been getting jealous of all the attention I’ve been giving Selena Gomez lately, because she just dropped this teaser trailer for her new music video… which apparently is a thing artists do these days? Sorry, I’m getting sidetracked. The point is, Taylor’s in some kind of nude sci-fi bodysuit and it’s hot as hell. So I don’t know about you dudes, but I can’t wait to watch the full thing. I just have to remember to hit the mute button first. Oh. And lock the Starbucks bathroom door. That got me in a lot of trouble after her last video, and I’m already on my second strike.
As you guys know, I do my best to stay away from pop music and stick to what actually matters: the pop star hotties making it. But I do have to leave my mom’s basement every once in a while, and this time, I ended up hearing Taylor Swift‘s new single “Look What You Made Me Do.” And I guess parts of the video are OK (as long as you’re watching on mute), but otherwise? This just sounds like all the same crap they’ve been playing on the radio for years. No thanks.
I know that as a celebrity gossip blogger, I was supposed to pay attention to that whole Taylor Swift/Kanye/Kim K feud that blew up recently, but I’m sorry, you couldn’t pay me to care about that manufactured fight. So instead, let’s focus on what’s really important here: the fact that Taylor put on another one of her classic leg shows for the paps. So enjoy, and make sure to stay tuned for more on this important breaking story.
I don’t know about you, but I’m still getting used to seeing Taylor Swift with her new platinum blonde hair. I was ready to say it doesn’t look quite right, but seeing her pair it with some cute cleavage at the BMI Pop Awards is definitely helping me come around on it. Although I think I might have to spend a little more time with these pictures to fully appreciate it. Like, say, another 30-45 seconds. That should probably do it.
I know most of the other blogs out there are going to look at these pictures of Taylor Swift walking around Beverly Hills and write about her new platinum blonde hair, and that’s great for them and all. But personally, I’d rather focus my attention a few feet lower — at the killer leg show Taylor put on for the paps, and the five-alarm pants fire it’s currently giving me. That’s way more newsworthy than a little hair dye, don’t you think?
Taylor Swift is gorgeous, but I think her BFF Selena Gomez destroyed her in yesterdays GQ photoshoot. Sure, Taytay is red hot in these pictures, but I think this could be the beginning of a celebrity feud! You read it here first folks!
Don’t be confused by this lifelike leggy blonde — that’s not actually Taylor Swift putting on one of her signature leg shows for tourists in Germany. It’s just a statue from Madame Tussauds Berlin they posed to promote the upcoming Echo 2016 Awards. Man, what I wouldn’t give to be the lucky janitor who gets to “clean” this thing every night… Hmm, I wonder if they’re hiring.