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Bad News! Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it.

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Jessica Simpson Lips Are Looking Juicy

June 12th, 2014

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I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here.

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Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Returns!

April 14th, 2014

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Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Swimsuit Collection

February 3rd, 2014

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I’ve been celebrating Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback on the site a lot these last couple months, but I think this might be her best yet. Because here she is modeling her new swimsuit collection and busting out in a big way. I just hope this means we’re only a few weeks away from getting some Jessica bikini pictures too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do some more celebrating of this momentous occasion in private.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

January 29th, 2014

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It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us.

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Jessica Simpson Is Still A Hot Piece

January 8th, 2014

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I don’t do as many posts on Jessica Simpson anymore, but once upon a time, she used to be a regular feature on the site. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s super hot, she just doesn’t bust out those giant funbags of hers as much as she used to. I guess now that she has two kids, she’s dressing more conservative. But how about a few cleavage shots for old times’ sake? Forget autograph signings or Twitter, that’s how Jessica’s really going to re-connect with us loyal fans.

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Jessica Simpson Tongue Action

November 25th, 2013

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If you would have told me 8 years ago that Jessica Simpson would own a huge fashion empire, I would have laughed right in your face, but here she is promoting her new line of clothes, shoes, handbags and other crap while sticking her tongue out as if she’s telling me I told you so. I can admit when I am wrong. It’s not very often, but now that I have, it’s time for Jessica to start busting out the cleavage again because her male fans need a little attention too. Sure we don’t spend money on her crap, but we can convince our girlfriends and wives to buy it.

         
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Welcome Back Jessica Simpson’s Puppies! We’ve Missed You.

November 4th, 2013

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Today, I’m one happy dude! It’s not often that Jessica Simpson heads out showing off her amazingly huge puppies, but when she does, it blows my mind each and every time. I don’t know why she limits taking them out only once in a blue moon because from my understanding you are supposed to walk them at least two times a day in order to housebreak them. Now these untrained beasts are causing accidents all over the internet.

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Jessica Simpson Gives A Tug And Exposes Massive Cleavage!

September 25th, 2013

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Let this be a lesson to all the other celebrity moms out there: this is how you solidify your MILF status. Because here’s Jessica Simpson making the most out of her post-baby cleavage by tugging her shirt down to make sure the paparazzi get a good shot. If you ask me, it would’ve been even better if she’d tugged it down just a couple more inches, but even so, I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a newborn before. I’d trade my neck control in a minute if it meant getting to stuff my face in between those things.

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Jessica Simpson’s Funbags Return!

September 16th, 2013

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I know that other sites have probably already covered the fact that Jessica Simpson had her kid, since it happened a couple months ago and all. But while they were all waiting for the first pictures of the little brat, I’ve been waiting on something way more important: the first pictures of Jessica’s post-baby funbags. Well, wait no longer, because here they are, and I’m happy to report that they’re looking nice and healthy. I don’t know about you guys, but they’re so cute, I just want to pinch ‘em. I wonder if Jessica will let me hold them for a minute.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Going To Explode!!!

April 8th, 2013

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The Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch continues, and judging by the looks of her sweater mountains here, she’s gotta be about ready to pop. I’m no doctor, but I don’t know how they could get any bigger. Anyway, I just hope Jessica has a baby boy next so that he can really appreciate those things. Because if not, I’m stepping in.

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Jessica Simpson Is Busting Out

March 18th, 2013

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As much as I hate the fact that Jessica Simpson allowed some other dude to knock her up and have his way with her, I do appreciate the end result which are two huge sweater mounds. Here she is shopping at Bel Bambini Baby Boutique. Not sure what she’s buying, but judging by the size of those chesticles, some breasts pumps would be a good idea.

         
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Jessica Simpson’s Bumps Are Expanding

February 15th, 2013

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While all the tabloids are busy charting Jessica Simpson‘s new baby bump, who cares about that crap? I’m much more interested in her recent growth spurt in other areas. Which is why I’ve formed the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch. Volunteers welcome. I’d have to get out my measuring tape to be sure, but I think Jessica’s grown significantly since the last time we saw them, and if you ask me, they’re looking very healthy.

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