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Jessica Simpson’s Busting Out

October 3rd, 2014

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OK, I think one post is enough focusing on Jessica Simpson‘s legs for one week. Now it’s time to get back to what’s really important: those great MILF funbags that I’ve been following for years. So here’s Jessica walking around New York and looking as good as ever. In fact, the only thing that could make these shots any better is if she was with yours truly instead of that lucky bastard husband of hers. But oh well, I guess that’s what Photoshop is for.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Leg

October 1st, 2014

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I know that I’ve been focusing a lot on Jessica Simpson and her awesome MILF funbags during this latest hotness comeback of hers, but it’s time to switch things up a bit today. That’s right, instead I’m focused on drooling over the killer leg show she’s putting on at LAX here. See? Who says I don’t have range?

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Jessica Simpson Works It

September 25th, 2014

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really enjoying the mini Jessica Simpson hotness comeback we’ve been getting these past few days. Isn’t it nice to know that some things never change? First it was the triumphant return of her funbags, and now here she is putting on a vintage leg show in New York. And it’s just like the old days, you know, where I drool over pictures of Jessica in my mom’s basement while she remains completely unaware of my existence. Hmm. OK, so maybe it would’ve been nice if at least one thing had changed over the years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

September 24th, 2014

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson, and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

August 18th, 2014

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10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this.

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Bad News! Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it.

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Jessica Simpson Lips Are Looking Juicy

June 12th, 2014

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I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here.

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Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Returns!

April 14th, 2014

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Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Swimsuit Collection

February 3rd, 2014

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I’ve been celebrating Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback on the site a lot these last couple months, but I think this might be her best yet. Because here she is modeling her new swimsuit collection and busting out in a big way. I just hope this means we’re only a few weeks away from getting some Jessica bikini pictures too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do some more celebrating of this momentous occasion in private.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

January 29th, 2014

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It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us.

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Jessica Simpson Is Still A Hot Piece

January 8th, 2014

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I don’t do as many posts on Jessica Simpson anymore, but once upon a time, she used to be a regular feature on the site. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s super hot, she just doesn’t bust out those giant funbags of hers as much as she used to. I guess now that she has two kids, she’s dressing more conservative. But how about a few cleavage shots for old times’ sake? Forget autograph signings or Twitter, that’s how Jessica’s really going to re-connect with us loyal fans.

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