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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Going To Explode!!!

April 8th, 2013

The Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch continues, and judging by the looks of her sweater mountains here, she’s gotta be about ready to pop. I’m no doctor, but I don’t know how they could get any bigger. Anyway, I just hope Jessica has a baby boy next so that he can really appreciate those things. Because if not, I’m stepping in.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson Is Busting Out

March 18th, 2013

As much as I hate the fact that Jessica Simpson allowed some other dude to knock her up and have his way with her, I do appreciate the end result which are two huge sweater mounds. Here she is shopping at Bel Bambini Baby Boutique. Not sure what she’s buying, but judging by the size of those chesticles, some breasts pumps would be a good idea.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Bumps Are Expanding

February 15th, 2013

While all the tabloids are busy charting Jessica Simpson‘s new baby bump, who cares about that crap? I’m much more interested in her recent growth spurt in other areas. Which is why I’ve formed the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch. Volunteers welcome. I’d have to get out my measuring tape to be sure, but I think Jessica’s grown significantly since the last time we saw them, and if you ask me, they’re looking very healthy.

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Photos: Fameflynet,PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Super Busty Tweet

December 28th, 2012

I guess Jessica Simpson didn’t appreciate all the attention I gave her sister yesterday, because she sent out this busty Tweet. I’m no doctor, but judging from those baby bumps, I’d say she’s at least a few months along. And hey, if Jessica keeps this up, I’ll be following her pregnancy closer than People Magazine. It’s time to start the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch: Day 1.

Jessica Simpson Beach Photos

December 27th, 2012

It looks like the Simpson sisters took a family beach trip, because after the surprisingly hot pictures of Ashlee, here’s Jessica Simpson mostly covered up and not attempting any difficult maneuvers like her sister. Which is probably a good thing, considering it’s just been confirmed that she’s pregnant again. We wouldn’t want Jessica straining herself. She’ll need to save that energy for something much more important: her post-pregnancy hotness comeback. Rest up, Jessica.

Photos: Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Comeback?

October 22nd, 2012

I know I’ve been rough on Jessica Simpson lately, but I just have to call it like I see it. So I’ve gotta say, in these pictures, Jessica actually looks good for once. It’s been a while. And she’s not even showing any cleavage either. Let’s hope this starts a trend. I don’t like having to be mean. It’s not healthy for my blood pressure, or my erection. The wrong one goes up.

Photos: Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson’s Got Legs That Go On For Inches And Inches

October 2nd, 2012

Maybe I spoke too soon when I said Jessica Simpson could gain all the weight she wants. What I meant was, I didn’t mind it as long as she kept showing off her massive chest. I didn’t say anything about showing her legs. Those babies go on for miles. Only problem is, we’re talking about circumference, not length. Yeesh.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Girlies Are Getting Huge

September 12th, 2012

This is the Jessica Simpson I grew to love. As long as she’s covering herself up from below the chest down, I couldn’t care less how much she weighed. Those puppies are gorgeous. I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I hope she gains even more weight because in my professional opinion, those funbags haven’t reached their full potential yet.

Photos: PacificCoastNews,WENN.com

A Sweet Jessica Simpson Profile Shot!

September 11th, 2012

I take back what I wrote about Jessica Simpson yesterday. She can keep on all the extra weight she wants because man, look at that profile shot! Those beauties have their own zip code. God, kill me now and let me come back as one of Jessica’s bras! Please!

Photos: Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson Is The New Kirstie Alley

September 10th, 2012

Just how much weight did Jessica Simpson put on? For months, I’ve been reading that she keeps losing weight but the proof is not in the pudding. The pudding is in Jessica’s big ass. Anyway, Jessica’s chesticles have always been a favorite of mine, and hopefully seeing her in workout clothes is a sign that maybe she’ll turn that Kirstie Alley body back into Daisy Dukes’.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Hits Twitter

June 25th, 2012

You’ve probably heard by now that Jessica Simpson has signed on to lose weight with Weight Watchers or one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls in a perfect Twitter picture. Is that a pager she’s got clipped in there? What year is it?

Say Goodbye To Jessica Simpson’s Big Breasts

June 7th, 2012

Now that Jessica Simpson has fattened herself up and squeezed out a baby, I wonder if she even noticed she gave birth, she can get to work at her new job of losing weight for Weight Watchers. I don’t envy anyone who’s got to be around this chick while she diets, I can’t imagine she’ll be all that pleasant, but before she does I wanted to post one last goodbye to her massive massive pregnancy boobs…. You’ll be missed ladies. Now hit the treadmill.

Photos: WENN.com

Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle Magazine

March 7th, 2012

Alright, so in case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feel about this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for years now, but a big airbrushed baby bump isn’t really my thing. I guess I shouldn’t complain, Jessica Simpson naked is always a good thing. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

February 7th, 2012

We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl. Cropping out the gigantic baby ~~bump~~ mountain? Brilliant! Now if she could crop out the white chick and make a few sexy faces we’d be in business.

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CELEBRITIES > Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Going To Explode!!!

Jessica Simpson Is Busting Out

Jessica Simpson’s Bumps Are Expanding

Jessica Simpson’s Super Busty Tweet

Jessica Simpson Beach Photos

Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Comeback?

Jessica Simpson’s Got Legs That Go On For Inches And Inches

Jessica Simpson’s Girlies Are Getting Huge

A Sweet Jessica Simpson Profile Shot!

Jessica Simpson Is The New Kirstie Alley

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Hits Twitter

Say Goodbye To Jessica Simpson’s Big Breasts

Jessica Simpson Nude For Elle Magazine

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

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