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Jessica Simpson Needs To Feed Us Some More

I’m glad to see that Jessica Simpson is heading out more often these days, but I’m disappointed with her clothing choices. She was doing so well when she hit the town in that massive cleavage busting dress that got the whole celebrity blogging community buzzing, but she seems to be covering up again. This top’s not bad, I can see a nice outline of her big chesticles, but I need more. Actually, I think I’m going to blame the paparazzi on this one, the angles are all off, they need a higher vantage point. Maybe an ex basketball player should get into the business, or an average sized man with a midget cameraman on his shoulders. Now we’re talking.

Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson See Through Pictures Could Be Better

After coming back so strongly with her absolutely massive cleavage, I thought Jessica Simpson was back in the game, so I’m very disappointed with these see through top pictures at the Los Angeles premiere of Extraordinary Measures. If I was her fashion advisor I’d have her lose the turtleneck altogether. If anyone can pull off the blazer and bra look it’s Jessica Simpson. I think she should at least give it a try and email me some pictures. Please. Just one.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Jessica Simpson Is Pure Hotness

I know that I poke fun at Jessica Simpson quite often, especially lately because off her on again off again love affair with food, but to be perfectly honest I’ve always found her to be one of the hottest chicks around. This picture proves it. She’s perfect, I can’t see the rest of her, but for now she’s perfect. I would not say no if she decided to have a torrid love affair with a celebrity blogger. We could “poke fun” at each other every night.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Back In Full Force

For the most part Jessica Simpson’s fluctuating weight gain/loss has been really tough on me, it’s hard to watch someone you care about let themselves go like that, I don’t know whether to give her sexy eyeballs or roll her back into the ocean. However, on this occasion I abso-f@#king love it. She must have started at the bottom and slowly squeezed her body into the tightest pair of spanks on the market for all that fatty goodness to be spilling out like this. I’m pretty sure that if any men planning terrorist attacks on America saw these boobs in real life, they would abort their plans immediately…. Or they should be renamed Al-Gayda. Enjoy.

Photos: Flynet

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Jessica Simpson Twitters The Big Guns!

Finally, some pictures of Jessica Simpson that aren’t boring. And guess what? She posted them herself on Twitter. I have a feeling that she intentionally put that cleavage photo up just for me. On another note, if she likes putting things in her mouth, I’d be happy to offer something much more gratifying… for me that is! Call me.

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Unleashed!

Finally Jessica Simpson gives us something worthwhile to stare at. Here she is, still wearing far too much closing, but giving us a nice little peek at her sweet cleavage. It’s really not much, but after being deprived of it for so long it’s a good start. She seems to be spending far too much time in the cold climate, I think it’s time for a sunny vacation. May I suggest somewhere with a clothing optional beach? Think about it and let me know.

Photos: Fame

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Jessica Simpson Wears Short Shorts And I’m Not Impressed

I’m very disappointed in these pictures of Jessica Simpson leaving the hair salon in a pair of pathetic looking short shorts. My parents used to make me wear short shorts like this back in the late seventies early eighties and I’m pretty sure my chicken legs looked better than this. I heard a rumour this morning that Jessica Simpson was thinking about to taking up boxing. Because that’s what she needs, something that will make her look more beat up.

more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson Disappoints

I’m getting kind of sick of writing about Jessica Simpson and all the layers of clothing she keeps wearing, it’s boring the crap out of me. At least in these pictures she’s wearing a skirt and some slutty boots, it’s a start. Hopefully next year she’ll realize that she’s better than this and should show off what baby Jesus gave her in some tight and/or low cut outfits. Fingers crossed.

Photos:Bauer-Griffin, SplashNewsOnline

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Jessica Simpson Keeps Her ‘Gifts’ Under Wraps

I was hoping that as we got deeper into the holiday season Jessica Simpson might consider unwrapping herself as a sort of early Xmas gift for me. It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen this year. Here she is still covering up the goods while out in New York City the other night. This is the celebrity blogging equivalent of getting a lump of coal in your stocking. It’s almost as bad the time I got that mail order bride… Some things just shouldn’t be bought an wrapped months in advance.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Once Again, Jessica Simpson Disappoints

I’m getting a little pissed off at Jessica Simpson lately. Every time we see her now she’s covered up like an old rich lady. We all know she gained a couple of inches around her waist, hips and course those delicious chesticles. So before she goes back to the gym and works off her insecurities, she needs to let me enjoy my favorite set in Hollywood while they’re at their biggest. Consider it an early Christmas present for me…

Photos:Bauer-Griffin

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Jessica Simpson Disappoints

How could anyone not be disappointed with the pictures of Jessica Simpson out in NYC last night? She looks absolutely huge. Maybe it’s the camera angle, maybe it’s the outfit she happens to be wearing or maybe it’s the massive amounts of corn dogs and cheese doodles she’s been eating at all the f@#king country fairs she sang at this summer. Her agent needs to book her some “gigs” at a few fat farms or Jenny Craig conventions because this is getting out of hand. The button on her jacket looks like it’s holding on for dear life. Hang in there little guy.

Photos: Fame

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Keep Your Eyes On The Chesticles

Here’s Jessica Simpson checking out her sister Ashlee’s Broadway debut in ‘Chicago’ last night. It’s nice to see that she’s wearing the little dresses again. but girl needs a makeover and a couple of fitness trainers. Are there trainers out there who can devise a workout routine where she can lose weight, tone her body and NOT lose any of those nice big fat girl boobies? That would be ideal. Keep me posted.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Tease

I have some good news: Jessica Simpson is finally revealing some cleavage again! Is this a sign of more good things to come from her? Let’s hope so because I was losing all hope in my favorite breasts in Hollywood. Anyway, she could still lose a couple of layers but I’m not complaining. There is enough of Jessica’s chesticles exposed here to satisfy me for a few hours.

Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson Is A Major Disappointment!

Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving a Dave Grohl concert the other night looking like garbage. I miss the old hot Jessica Simpson, even the fat Jessica Simpson was better than this. She looks like a deer caught in the headlights… A deer with big old titties that she won’t let us get a look at because she’s hiding them under her annoying sweater. Where did it all go wrong?

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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