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Jessica Simpson Is See Through!

November 9th, 2015

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I know Jessica Simpson isn’t as big of an A-lister anymore as she used to be back in the day, but the busty blonde will always be the reigning Queen of Cleavage as far as me and the Little Tuna concerned. And if she wants to make it back to the top of the A-list, heading out in a see-through shirt on a regular basis is definitely a good start. Although I still say a leaked sex tape with a semi-famous blogger would do the trick much faster. Call me!

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Jessica Simpson Is Still The Queen Of Cleavage

September 14th, 2015

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I don’t know what kicked off Jessica Simpson‘s latest hotness comeback, all I know is I’m enjoying every minute of it. So here’s my original favorite busty blonde out in New York, and it’s just like the good old days all over again. You know, where she gives us a peek at her cleavage and I drool on myself. The only difference is this time I was smart enough to bring an extra pair of pants.

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Jessica Simpson Gets Ready For The Money Shot

September 10th, 2015

Here’s one of my original favorite busty blondes Jessica Simpson in New York to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection, and you know, I’ve got to give the girl credit. Because if you’d told me 10 years ago that Jessica would have her own successful fashion empire, I would’ve laughed in your face. But here she is still going strong a decade later. And just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags, but I’m sure her clothing line is doing well too or whatever.

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Jessica Simpson Makes A Tuna Comeback

September 9th, 2015

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I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is up to these days — hell, I don’t even know if she’s technically considered famous anymore. But what I do know is that I’ll always have a special place in my heart pants for this busty blonde, so as long as she keeps doing important, newsworthy things like heading to the airport looking smoking hot, I’ll keep doing posts on her. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Is In A New Pair Of Daisy Dukes

March 5th, 2015

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I’m changing things up today with a little hotness throwback from one of my all-time favorite hotties. See, according to my sources, it’s been 10 years since Jessica Simpson put on a pair of Daisy Dukes for the Dukes of Hazzard movie, aka my favorite film of ’05 (even if I did watch it on fast-forward and mute). And to celebrate, here’s some shots from way back when, so I can drool over Jessica’s perfect body while she pretends to not know I exist. Just like the good old days… Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson’s Busting Out

October 3rd, 2014

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OK, I think one post is enough focusing on Jessica Simpson‘s legs for one week. Now it’s time to get back to what’s really important: those great MILF funbags that I’ve been following for years. So here’s Jessica walking around New York and looking as good as ever. In fact, the only thing that could make these shots any better is if she was with yours truly instead of that lucky bastard husband of hers. But oh well, I guess that’s what Photoshop is for.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Leg

October 1st, 2014

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I know that I’ve been focusing a lot on Jessica Simpson and her awesome MILF funbags during this latest hotness comeback of hers, but it’s time to switch things up a bit today. That’s right, instead I’m focused on drooling over the killer leg show she’s putting on at LAX here. See? Who says I don’t have range?

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Jessica Simpson Works It

September 25th, 2014

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really enjoying the mini Jessica Simpson hotness comeback we’ve been getting these past few days. Isn’t it nice to know that some things never change? First it was the triumphant return of her funbags, and now here she is putting on a vintage leg show in New York. And it’s just like the old days, you know, where I drool over pictures of Jessica in my mom’s basement while she remains completely unaware of my existence. Hmm. OK, so maybe it would’ve been nice if at least one thing had changed over the years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

September 24th, 2014

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson, and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

August 18th, 2014

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10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this.

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Bad News! Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it.

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Jessica Simpson Lips Are Looking Juicy

June 12th, 2014

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I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here.

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