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If you're into 'The Hills' then you'll appreciate these pictures of Lauren Conrad outside the Letterman studios, If not, you're over the age of fourteen and have no idea who this nobody is. I know her because it's my job, I'm not happy about it, but if I were to walk by her on the street I wouldn't even give her a second look. Unless she happened to be walking with Audrina Patridge's big fake titties. Related Articles: Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures Lauren Conrad's Legs Show Blake Lively's Got Legs Part 2 Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: Flynet
Here’s Lauren Conrad at Malibu Beach in a bikini. I don’t like the fact that she’s covering her lower half. It shows insecurity and that’s a big turn off! What isn’t a turn off are her sweet little chesticles, so that evens things out. Then again, she is with that gross looking dude... so screw her! Now she’s even more useless than her co-star Audrina Patridge. Related Articles: Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Lauren Conrad's Legs Show Blake Lively's Got Legs Part 2 Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: PacificCoastNews
Not to be outdone by Amanda Bynes in the battle of the jobless nobody's sexy long legs contest, Lauren Conrad decided to show off her sweet pair the other night. I don't know much about this chick but I know that if you're going to go up against Amanda you need to wear some shorter skirts, that chick doesn't have an outfit that goes anywhere near the knee. At least Lauren's face doesn't look like she's had a bad reaction to shellfish. Related Articles: Kim Kardashian And Audrina Patridge Make A Useless Pair Lauren Conrad's Legs Show Blake Lively's Got Legs Part 2 Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: Flynet
I’ve never seen an episode of The Hills but I know that a lot of my readers have and the finale was the other day so this is for them. Here are Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port posing together like good friends do. I thought this show was supposed to be about sexy rich girls bitching each other out, I don’t see any hot girls, they all look so boring. I guess that means Heidi Montag is the hot one…
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Here’s Lauren Conrad at the Dark Knight premiere showing off her little hills. I don’t know how she got invited to this event since she’s a nobody. I mean, if I were invited to a major premiere, I’d feel like an idiot showing up to a red carpet like I was someone important or “industry”, since I’m just a guy who writes about tits all day. Anyway, at least she dressed up somewhat appropriately. Next time though, girl should bring some fake tits.
I know I said yesterday that Lauren Conrad is the type of girl you end up bringing home to mom and marrying (aka boring), but that was before I saw these pictures of her leaving a club drunk with her breasts hanging out. Now I see her in a whole new light… one that’s shining on her itty bitty titties. But hey, if she ever gets that fixed, then we’re in business!
Here’s the most boring hills from The Hills, Lauren Conrad, working her legs in jean shorts and a tank top. It’s hard for me to look at this chick sexually because she’s like the good innocent girl you bring home to mom. You know, the one you get stuck with and eventually marry but hate having sex with because you’re too busy fantasizing about her best friend with fake tits (aka Audrina). Anyway, most of you ladies don’t know what the hell I’m talking about but I know every single one of you married guys do. I feel for you guys.
Here are the most boring hills from The Hills: Lauren Conrad. Sure, she may be the cutest and most likely the one you’d like to bring home to meet your parents, but since that’s never going to happen with any of us, girl needs to step up her game. Rockin’ that little cleavage of hers is a good start but if she wants to compete with Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge for my affection, she’s got to get the funbags. Lauren, you listening?
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I don’t know who either Lauren Conrad or Audrina Patridge are since I never watched the Hills but I think I should start considering all the girls seem to spend most of their time in bikinis. Between Heidi Montag and her amazing funbags and now these two with their sweet asses, no wonder the show is so popular.