It’s been a while since we’ve gotten anything new from one of my favorite workout hotties Julianne Hough, but then I stumbled across this old workout video of hers on YouTube, and trust me, it’ll definitely get your heart rate pumping. And since it would probably take a couple days to watch the full hour video 30-45 seconds at a time, my favorite part is at 13:11. That’s definitely going to be playing on a loop in Tuna headquarters for the rest of the week. So enjoy. And just remember to stretch first.
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I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten a good leg show from Julianne Hough and I’m sorry to disappoint you perverts, but it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Because the baggy jean shorts on Julianne here definitely aren’t doing it for me. What happened to a nice skintight pair of leggings? I know Julianne probably doesn’t want to take fashion advice from a guy who thinks sweatpants count as formal wear, but trust me, with a booty like hers, spandex is the perfect choice for any occasion. It goes with everything.
Because these days, even fitness mags seem to be putting out hotter photoshoots than the so-called men’s magazines, here’s Julianne Hough in the December issue of Shape with a shoot so good this thing should probably come in a brown paper bag. I’ve always said that Julianne is one of my favorite workout hotties, but forget the leggings, if she worked out in outfits like this, I think she could probably even take the top spot someday.
So Julianne Hough showed up to do a segment on Extra the other day, and normally, I’d complain about how now that Maria Menounos and her perfect Greek booty are gone, it robbed us of the chance for one hell of a lesbian fantasy. But forget all that, because thanks to this outfit Julianne’s got on and all that cleavage of hers, she’s currently giving me more than enough for a fantasy all on her own. Like the one where the two of us are stranded on a desert island and our only hope is to motorboat our way back home.
It’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten a good Julianne Hough leg show, and even longer since we’ve seen my favorite workout hottie in a pair of leggings. It’s like she doesn’t even want to be perved on by a bunch of dudes over the Internet or something. I know, weird, right? But good news, because we’re in luck today thanks to these shots of Julianne in short shorts. Phew, and just in time too. Because any longer and I would’ve had to file a missing person’s report for that perfect booty of hers. I was starting to get worried about it.
I’ve posted a lot of hotties doing a lot of weird things over the years, but I think this might be the first time I’ve ever done a post on one taking out the trash. I know, what’s taken me so long, right? Anyway, for the rest of you pervs out there who don’t have a garbage fetish, you’ll probably be way more interested in the peek Julianne Hough‘s giving us at her bra here. See, now this is why I always knew Julianne would become a big star someday. She even knows how to make garbage day hot. Well done.
You know, I’ve been at this blogging game a long time, and if I’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that the only thing better than one hottie in spandex is four of them. I’m pretty sure that’s just a proven scientific fact. So anyway, here’s Julianne Hough, Nikki Reed, Cara Santana and their hot nobody friend all sweating it out and going for a walk together. And after that, they hit the showers together too. At least according to
my sources the fantasy playing out in my head right now.
So in case you’ve been wondering why I haven’t put up any new workout pictures from Julianne Hough lately, here you go: she cut all her hair off a while back and now she looks like her brother. Or even worse, like Anne Hathaway. I guess it’s not all bad though, because her body still looks as good as ever in those leggings and that tight tank top. Man, I’m so confused. Does this mean I’m gay?
Now that it’s January, gyms everywhere are packed with a bunch of people convinced that they’re actually going to follow through with their New Year’s Resolutions this year. And by February, they’re going to be empty again. Which is why I try to make my yearly goals way more manageable. For instance, this year instead of going to the gym myself, I resolved to look at more pictures of Julianne Hough going to her gym. So far, so good. And trust me, twenty minutes with these leggings pictures is a much better cardio workout than any treadmill or elliptical.
Here’s BFF Julianne Hough and Cara Santana working the streets the other day in LA. I’m a little disappointed that Julianne didn’t wear her trademark leggings, but luckily Cara made up for it by sporting an awesome pair of Daisy Dukes. I want to see these two go at it in a leg wrestling match. I think Julianne being the dancer would win, but we’d be the big winners.
Over the last few weeks Julianne Hough tried to change up her outfits and ditch the leggings. However, none of her choices seemed to work. I guess when you were born to wear a specific article of clothing you stick with it. Here she is leaving the gym after a workout wearing a pair of leggings which showcase her awesome little booty. All I know I’d love to sink my teeth into that cheek. Delicious!
Now that Julianne Hough has expanded her wardrobe to include outfits other than skintight leggings, her booty posing could use some work. See, she hasn’t properly adjusted for all that added fabric. Because here she is attempting to model at the gas pump like all the other young hotties, but it’s not quite working. Luckily, the Tuna is here to help. First thing Julianne needs to do is get better jeans, and by better, I mean tighter. Then she needs to arch her back more. And finally, get that phone out of her back pocket. It’s my patented three-step method for perfect booty shots, and it works every time. Now it’s just up to Julianne to put these lessons to good use.
Breaking news, everybody! Julianne Hough went out in public again wearing something other than leggings. So you might want to keep an eye out for flying pigs, just in case. Anyway, luckily Julianne went from one of my favorite hottie outfits to the other, but as much as I love Daisy Dukes, these are a bit too baggy. It’s still a nice leg show, and I figure Julianne will get the hang of this new look in a couple days. You can’t expect her to be an expert right out of the gate.
It’s not a new pair of leggings, but it looks like Julianne Hough was listening when I asked her to spice up her wardrobe. Because here she is in a nice short dress looking nice and chilly. And in case Julianne’s still listening, I hope this becomes part of her new wardrobe. I don’t know a lot of fashion, but I know what I like, and pokies go with everything. They’re the perfect accessory.