At first glance, I could’ve sworn I had seen these pictures before. But I guess this is just what Julianne Hough is doing these days? Posting shots of her booty in a bikini while she leads some lucky bastard around a beach. And don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great. I’m just trying to figure out where I sign up to go next.
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I don’t know who Julianne Hough has got on the other end of this camera right now. All I know is, he’s one lucky bastard. Because that view is picture perfect, and no, I’m not talking about the beach. I don’t know about you guys, but I could just sit and stare at it all day long. Or for the next 30-45 seconds at least.
According to my sources, Julianne Hough and her dancer brother Derek are currently putting on their own dance tour, which is pretty damn creepy for a brother and sister act, if you ask me. Just watch the video if you don’t believe me. But remember, I’m a professional blogger who still lives with my mother, so pretty sure that makes me an authority on creepy. Crap. Wait. Nevermind that, ladies. If you want to get together and grind like Julianne and Derek, let me know. …OK, that was still creepy, wasn’t it? Dammit.
Normally, I only like to do posts on Julianne Hough when she’s wearing her workout gear, but I’m always willing to make an exception for bikini pictures. So I was pretty psyched to see these latest shots from our favorite professional exerciser. That is, until I looked a little closer and saw they were for her bachelorette party. And now I’m not sure what to be more upset about — that Julianne’s going to marry/divorce someone else, or that she didn’t hire yours truly to be the official bachelorette photographer. Not only does my phone take great pictures, but I also know all of Julianne’s best angles. Come on!
There should be a law that Julianne Hough is not allowed to leave the house without her fitness attire. Someone please make a petition because this stupid outfit is not working for me one bit. Here she is at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards wearing and over-sized doily. God damn awful.
I knew I shouldn’t have made fun of Julianne Hough for always hitting the gym and wearing leggings 24/7. Because now here she is walking around LA in real clothes. The horror. No stomach peek, no nothing. Just a way less satisfying leg show than we’re used to. Sorry everybody, this one’s on me. Let’s just hope Julianne gets back to the gym ASAP, because this girl was born to wear skintight spandex.
I probably don’t have to tell you guys that Julianne Hough is on her way back from the gym in these pictures, considering that’s the only place we ever seem to see her these days. (Well, except for last month’s amazing bikini vacation.) Anyway, normally Julianne gives us a better peek at her stomach than this, and I’d complain, but I’ve already got it pretty much committed to memory by now. But in case you don’t, that’s why we’ve got the archives. Enjoy.
So apparently Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are taking a bikini vacation together right now and normally, I hate looking at other people’s vacation pictures. But definitely not this time. Anyway, here’s the highlights from Instagram, and here’s hoping this starts a new trend for Insta-hotties everywhere: #freethebooty. Fingers crossed.
Alright, so I know it’s not the typical spandex booty shots we’re used to seeing from Julianne Hough, but here she is out in LA, and luckily, this former Dancing with the Stars hottie can put on a killer leg show no matter what she’s wearing. Hell, I bet she could walk around in a garbage bag and still give me a pants fire, as long as it’s cut short enough. Enjoy.
I may not be entirely clear on what Julianne Hough does for work these days, because as far as I can tell, going to the gym with the paparazzi 3-5 days a week doesn’t technically count as a real job. But it should. Because Julianne’s a real pro. Anyway, here she is giving us a peek at her sexy stomach, and giving me a ton of material for my next workout. I’m going to have the buffest forearms.
Here’s my favorite workout hottie Julianne Hough stopping to give one lucky fan a picture while she was out on her morning jog with the paps. But while that’s great and all, the fan really missed out by not taking a selfie with Julianne from her best angle: from behind. Luckily, her jogging partners the paps managed to get the money shot. And anyway, I can’t blame the girl. I probably would’ve gotten a little flustered too being that close to Julianne in skintight spandex.
Here’s Julianne Hough continuing to show why I call her my favorite workout hottie by showing off that killer body of hers on the way back from the gym. And I swear, Julianne was born to wear leggings. In fact, I’m a little surprised she doesn’t have her own line by now — not of athleisure wear or whatever fancy buzzword they’re calling leggings now. I meant, a line of fire extinguishers. Because I don’t know about you, but I’m going to have to run out and buy a new one once I’m done with these pictures. Yow!
I know I don’t do as many posts on Julianne Hough as I used to, but that’s only because she stopped inviting the paps along to the gym with her 3-5 days a week. But she’ll always be my favorite workout hottie, thanks to pictures like this. Now, as a blogger, I try to avoid anything even resembling exercise, but seeing Julianne in her workout gear is making me break out into a serious sweat. Huh. I guess I’m not allergic, after all. Enjoy.
A lot of hotties out there think they can just coast by on their looks and don’t have to hit the gym regularly, but the thing I love about Julianne Hough is that she works hard to maintain that killer body of hers. And better yet, she always makes sure the paps are around to catch her on the way out, so we can get a peek at her looking nice and sweaty. Now, normally I try to avoid sweat, because I’m pretty sure us bloggers are allergic to it, but I’d be willing to make an exception for Julianne.