Ever since Amber Heard went ahead and married that Keith Richards-wannabe weirdo, we haven’t seen her around much anymore. It’s like I always try to tell these young hotties: if you really want to help your career, you don’t date someone more famous than you, like Johnny Depp or Leo, you date someone much less famous. Like, say, a certain pasty blogger. Trust me, that would get real attention. Anyway, the good news is Amber showed up to The Adderall Diaries premiere looking red hot, so I’m guessing she’s going to be single again soon, or she’s trying to revive her career. Either works for me.