Here’s Amber Heard at the Magic Mike XXL premiere in LA, and you know, we haven’t seen much of Amber ever since she got hitched to that lucky bastard Johnny Depp. Which is weird, because I thought marrying a movie star was supposed to help her career. Guess not. But the good news is it’s not too late for Amber to turn things around, and divorce him for a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. I’m telling you, that’s guaranteed to get her more attention. Frankly, I’m a little surprised her agent hasn’t already called me. But better late than never, I guess.