In case your copy of GQ Russia got held up at customs, not to worry guys, because I’ve got the super-hot photoshoot that Amber Heard did for their December issue for you all. Now, I have no clue what any of this says, but luckily, Amber’s hotness translates in any language. And besides, would you rather read how happy she is with that lucky bastard Johnny Depp, or just drool over more pictures of her in lingerie? I thought so. Enjoy.
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In case you didn’t already have enough reasons to be insanely jealous of Johnny Depp, here’s a few more thanks to this insanely hot photoshoot Amber Heard did for DT Magazine in Spain. I’m not sure what any of the quotes say, but I’m guessing it’s that the two are planning on having an open marriage so Amber can still hook up with a certain celebrity blogger. How do you say “self-delusional” in Spanish again?
So by now I’m guessing you’ve probably heard the news that uber-hottie Amber Heard is marrying Johnny Depp, which is kind of disappointing, at least until you realize that you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice indoors than of hooking up with a hottie like Amber. So really, things haven’t changed all that much for guys like you and me. It just means that we’re going to start seeing Amber showing up to more red carpets in amazing dresses like this from now on, which actually makes it some of the best news we’ve gotten all month. See? There’s always a bright side.
I’m not sure what Amber Heard was doing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, unless it was to promote what a hottie she is. In which case, let’s keep the PR tour going with this nice leg show. Now, to thank me for the free promotion, Amber can dump that loser she’s dating and go out with me instead. I mean, what’s Johnny Depp got that a celebrity blogger doesn’t? Besides everything. That just means I’d appreciate Amber more. In fact, I’m getting ready to appreciate her for a second time right now. See, who said I can’t be romantic?
I’ve always loved the black and white Guess jean ads the company has been pumping out for years, so this is right up my alley. Here’s Amber Heard looking spectacular while she gives us an awesome look at her cleavage. Amazing. Everything looks better in black and white, especially a hot chick with pushed up cleavage. Even with some douche of a cowboy getting his grubby hands all over her the woman is still hot. Stupid cowboy.
In case you don’t know who Amber Heard is, don’t worry I couldn’t tell you one movie she has been in. However, she does look like Scarlett Johansson. A cleaned up version. Anyway, her boob looks like it trying to escape from that dress. Unfortunately, we have to look at the screen on an angle to see anything. Try it. It really works.
I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame.
Amber Heard might not be a regular on Hollywood Tuna, but that’s because she isn’t stalked by the Paparazzi everyday like other young starlets, nor is she in many magazines. If you don’t know who Amber is, she played Seth Rogen’s girlfriend in Pineapple Express and is in a couple upcoming movies. I guess this explains why she's on the cover of 'GQ Magazine Italy'. Judging by the sex appeal of these pictures, I have feeling we’ll be seeing a lot more of her soon. Until that then, enjoy Amber’s spread. Related Articles: Adrianne Curry’s Breasts Are Exquisite April Scott At The Dukes Of Hazzard Release Party Audrina Patridge Looks Devastated Ali Landry And Kristin Cavallari Are Tree Lighters