As you guys know, I’m a big Katrina Bowden fan. I always thought her 3 seconds of screen time were the best part of any 30 Rock episode. But apparently she’s a fitness guru now, so here’s some pictures of her looking sexy with a lollipop for a new post she did for her website called “Kick Your Sugar Habit. NOW!” And I don’t know about you guys, but this definitely isn’t helping… It’s just giving me a serious craving for more Katrina sweetness. So here’s an old Maxim video she did as an added bonus. Enjoy.
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Katrina Bowden is now a fitness guru. And in order to be a fitness expert you must be willing to show off your best ass-ets. Here she posted these pictures on her website fitkatbykatrinabowden.com. Make sure to bookmark it because I have a feeling that in order to drive traffic, Katrina will be posting much steamier photos in the future.
I know a lot of times, the media’s usually focused on all the bad stuff happening in the world: war, global warming, Donald Trump. But I’d like to take a minute (OK, more like 30-45 seconds…) to celebrate something truly awesome: like these shots of one of my favorite underrated hotties Katrina Bowden doing some bikini yoga poses for her website. Because all it takes is one look at that booty and everything’s right in the world again. Enjoy.
We don’t see Katrina Bowden around nearly as much as I’d like, maybe only every couple months or so. So I was pretty psyched to see that she showed up to the Samsung Hope For Children Gala. But forget glitzy charity events, if people really wanted to make this world a better place for children to grow up in, we’d stop the 24/7 coverage on the Kardashians and start seeing a whole lot more of Katrina and her leggy hotness instead. I’ve never donated to charity before (unless bikini car washes count), but I’d be happy to get out my checkbook to help make that happen.
Ever since 30 Rock went off the air a couple years ago, we haven’t seen one of my favorite underrated hotties Katrina Bowden nearly as regularly as I’d like. But I guess she must be working, because otherwise, I assume she would’ve taken me up on my very generous offer for her to become my bikini-wearing personal assistant, right? Either way, I was pretty glad to see these pictures of Katrina taking her dog for a walk. I just wish her cute pooch wasn’t blocking our view of her even cuter puppies. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.
Now that she’s not “starring” on 30 Rock anymore, it’s getting increasingly difficult to keep up with my Katrina Bowden fix these days. So obviously I was pretty psyched to see her show up at some McDonald’s World Cup event. I’m not entirely sure what she was there for, but if I had to guess, it’s probably for the same reason anyone hires Katrina: to have her stand around and look super-hot for the cameras. Speaking of which, I’m looking to create a similar position here at the Tuna offices, and I think Katrina would be perfect for the job. Call me.
I’m always happy to see my favorite underrated hottie Katrina Bowden. Because now that she’s not on TV anymore, it’s getting harder and harder to get my Katrina fix these days. Luckily though, she got invited to New York Fashion Week and, as usual, put one hell of a leg show. I still can’t believe that not one TV show has hired Katrina to stand around in the background looking hot yet. I mean, just look at her. She could play a role like that in her sleep. So c’mon casting directors, help a guy out here.
Here’s one of my favorite underrated hotties Katrina Bowden at the SAG Awards, and I’m hoping these pictures mean she’s finally found a new gig. Because ever since 30 Rock went off the air, I never get to see her any more, and Katrina’s 15 seconds of screentime always used to be my favorite part of the show. I looked forward to it all week. So if she doesn’t find something soon, I’ve got a pilot I wrote that she’d be perfect for. It’s called “Katrina and the Tuna,” it involves the two of us living together in my mom’s basement, and all Katrina has to do is stand around in skimpy outfits looking hot. See? I even made sure to tailor the part to fit her acting skills.
Whenever I talk about my favorite hot nobodies, I always forget about Katrina Bowden, which is a major mistake on my part. She’s like the ultimate hot nobody, since her biggest claim to fame is being TV’s hottest extra of all-time. Anyway, here she is at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show looking hot as ever. Honestly, I don’t know how this chick doesn’t have her own sitcom yet. Sure, I don’t know if she’s funny, but her 10 seconds of screentime were always my favorite parts of 30 Rock every week. Somebody needs to get working on a spin-off where Katrina just stands around looking hot for 30 minutes. It’s not like NBC’s got anything better going on these days.
Now that 30 Rock’s over and I can’t rewind her 15 seconds of screen time until my DVR gives out, it’s getting harder and harder to get my Katrina Bowden fix these days. So I was pretty happy to see that she showed up to the Gravity premiere. But really, this is just a temporary solution. In order to solve both our problems, I want to offer Katrina a job here at Hollywood Tuna. It’s an easy gig, all she has to do is stand around and look hot while I make dumb jokes. So just like her old job, only this time we both might actually be able to last a full 30 seconds.
I’m not sure what Katrina Bowden is up to these days now that she’s no longer in 10 seconds of 30 Rock every week, but it’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned. Because that means she has more time to spend taking her pooch to the dog park and potentially running into a certain blogger who can take this hottie’s career to the next level. I’ve always said I want to see more of Katrina, and I know I’m not the only one. We’ll start with lingerie pictures and work our way up from there.
I think Katrina Bowden is one of the cutest girls out there and I don’t say this too often because Maxim Magazine sucks, but they did a great job with her photoshoot. Anyway, here she is promoting the latest issue and I guarantee you the lucky guy who gets his hands on that huge magazine cover poster behind her is going to make sweet love to it. I know I would.
I don’t know about you guys, but each week, the 12 seconds of 30 Rock where Katrina Bowden shows up are always my favorite parts of any episode. And now that the show’s ending, I know it means I’m going to have to work a little harder to get my weekly Katrina fix. At least until she finds another show to play an extra in. In the meantime, here she is in her underwear for Maxim, so enjoy. And try to make it last more than 12 seconds.
Obviously I’m not going to watch this Piranha 3DD movie when it hits theaters, whenever that is, but I’ll wait until it comes out on DVD and watch the parts featuring hottie Katrina Bowden in super slow motion. I don’t think I’ll have to wait very long.