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Sofia Vergara Busts Out For USA

May 17th, 2013

I can’t remember the last time we had Sofia Vergara‘s cleavage on this site, which means it’s been way too long. Then again though, even if it had been 2 hours, it would’ve been way too long. So here she is at the USA Network Upfronts, ensuring that even if you could care less about USA’s fall lineup this year, you’ll still be able to enjoy what Sofia’s got up front. Remind me to send those guys a thank you card.

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Sofia Vergara’s Impressive Profile Shot

April 10th, 2013

Because it’s been way too long since I last did a post on Sofia Vergara, here she is on the set of her new movie Heat. I don’t know much about it other than that it stars Jason Statham, but with just the title to go off of, I’m really hoping that it takes place in a world that’s getting progressively hotter, which means Sofia has to keep taking off more and more clothing. And it’s up to Statham to not stop it, because everyone agreed that’s a pretty awesome world to live in. Sounds like a blockbuster hit to me.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews,Fameflynet

Sofia Vergara Wins Best Supporting Bra

January 28th, 2013

The SAG Awards were held last night, and if you’re anything like me, you didn’t waste an evening watching them, because everyone knows you can just see all the highlights the next morning. And by highlights, I obviously mean the cleavage, not who won. Though in Sofia Vergara‘s case, I guess these pictures give us both. Since I only really care about the cleavage though, I’m not exactly sure what Sofia won for, but I’m gonna go ahead and guess it was for Best Supporting Bra. That’s a category, right?

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Sofia Vergara’s Busty Swimsuit Pictures

January 3rd, 2013

What better way to help kick off 2013 than with pictures of Sofia Vergara‘s cleavage in a swimsuit? She even makes a one-piece look hot. Sure, I could do with more of Sofia’s girls and much less of her dude, but as long as he keeps taking her to the beach, I’ll give him a pass. Hey, it’s a new year, new Tuna.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews,WENN.com

Sofia Vergara’s Busty Holiday Swimsuit Tweet

December 28th, 2012

Just when I didn’t think Sofia Vergara was going to get me anything for Christmas, she went ahead and Tweeted this awesome swimsuit picture. I know it’s belated and all, but I haven’t been this excited since the year I got a Super Nintendo as a kid. And I’m pretty sure this one’s going to be even more fun to play with.

Sofia Vergara See Through Pictures

December 12th, 2012

I knew taking a little time off from Sofia Vergara would be a good thing. Because after a near-record one and a half weeks without a Sofia post, here she is out wearing a see-through shirt. Obviously, Sofia wanted to get my attention, and it worked. I should play hard to get more often. Don’t worry Sofia, you’re still my #1, but it never hurts to email me a few bikini pictures just in case.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

This Is Why I Hate The Winter!

November 30th, 2012

As if short days and icy roads weren’t enough, here’s another reminder of how much winter sucks: the previously cleavage-tastic Sofia Vergara all covered up in a heavy jacket. Well, this settles it. I think it’s officially time for me to head south in search of bikinis and Daisy Dukes. Sofia’s welcome to come with me, of course.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Sofia Vergara’s Boob Grab

November 5th, 2012

I wouldn’t say these are the best Sofia Vergara pictures, but anytime Sofia wants to grab her boobs is OK by me. I’d just wish she’d ask me once in a while to do it for her. You see I’m what the ladies call the “Breast Whisperer”. I know how to massage, pinch and talk to boobs so that they always stay in perfect shape. And seeing that Sofia’s character in Modern Family is pregnant, she could use my services. Obviously, I know she’s not preggers in real life, but it’s better that she’s not since there’d be more to tame and I charge double for that.

Photos: FameFlynet

Sofia Vergara Busts Out For Kmart

October 31st, 2012

I think we can all agree that Sofia Vergara is a pretty big star right now. So what in the hell is she doing modeling for Kmart? Why isn’t she modeling for somewhere a little more prestigious instead, like say, Victoria’s Secret? Now that would be a dream come true. For me, at least.

Sofia Vergara Is Classy Hot

October 26th, 2012

After those pictures we had of Sofia Vergara yesterday, I was hoping we’d see her breaking out the cleavage today to celebrate her return to the site. Instead, we get these, which show off Sofia’s curves, but not the two most important ones. Oh well, maybe she just has to work her way back into it. I’ll try to be patient. I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Sofia Vergara’s Shirt Is On Backwards

October 24th, 2012

I had to take a little break from Sofia Vergara for a few weeks, so I didn’t get burned out on my favorite Latina MILF. And it obviously worked. Here she is on the set of Modern Family, and normally I’d have said that Sofia is wearing her shirt backwards. But right now I’m too mesmerized by her booty to care. I guess it’s true what they say, absence does make the heart grow fonder. Only I don’t remember my heart being located in my pants. Weird.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Thank God Sofia Vergara Ins’t Really Pregnant

October 4th, 2012

I practically had a heart attack when I saw these new pictures of Sofia Vergara, until I realized she’s just on the set of Modern Family. Phew. As much as I love this Latina MILF though, the bump is kinda weirding me out. Oh well, as long as they keep Sofia’s cleavage as big as her stomach, I guess I’ll be just fine. Besides, I do love seeing Sofia with her mouth wide open. Keep it up Sofia, after all, you’re eating for two now.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Sofia Vergara Keeps Working It

September 28th, 2012

Here’s Sofia Vergara again, this time out promoting her fall collection “Sofia” for Kmart. This woman needs to take a break. You can’t turn on the TV without seeing Sofia in some kind of ad. And she’s always selling some crap I have zero interest in. So I think we need to see a little less of her for a bit, I don’t want a MILF this hot to get burnt out or overexposed. Unless Sofia decides to promote a sex tape next. Now that, I’d buy.

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Sofia Vergara Works It Good

September 27th, 2012

Sofia Vergara was out in New York promoting her show Modern Family, wearing a nice tight dress that shows off her two biggest assets. But listen, while Sofia would make just about anything she wears look hot, if they really want to promote Modern Family, they’d have Sofia do her media tour in a bikini. Trust me. I may not have a degree in marketing, but I’ve been studying Sofia’s body for years.