Apparently the 68th annual Emmy Awards were held in LA last night, and I guess Sofia Vergara was there to accept her record 10th straight “Best Cleavage on TV” trophy. At least, I’m assuming that’s a category. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why people even bother watching these lame award shows in the first place. Anyway, congratulations Sofia, and here’s to many more years as TV’s top hottie. Me and the Little Tuna will be rooting for you.