In case you feel a little weird checking out a copy of Shape Magazine at your local newsstand, don’t worry about trying to hide it in a Penthouse or something, because I’ve got you guys covered: here’s the pictures from their Sofia Vergara photoshoot for the November issue. You’re welcome, everyone.
CELEBRITIES > Sofia Vergara
Here’s my favorite busty TV star Sofia Vergara on the Modern Family set filming their latest episode. I’m not sure what this one’s about, but here’s hoping the writers actually listened to my fan mail for once and it involves Sofia becoming a professional trampoline tester. Either way though, I can already tell this is going to be a pretty great episode. So enjoy the sneak preview.
Usually whenever we get a hottie with a booty as good as Sofia Vergara‘s in a pair of tight leggings, it’s cause for celebration. But all these latest shots of Sofia headed to the gym are cause for is a trip to the optometrist. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been going cross-eyed trying to get a good look at that booty of Sofia’s here. It’s like some kind of camouflage, and I don’t approve.
Because Modern Family is just the gift that keeps on giving, now here’s Sofia Vergara in a sexy costume for the show’s Halloween episode. According to my sources, she’s dressed like Cameron Diaz in Shrek, and listen, I’m not going to complain about any costume that shows off Sofia’s perfect body this well, but if they wanted to go with a movie reference, personally, I would’ve picked something a little more original. Like say, Janet Leigh from the shower scene in Psycho. Feel free to bank that one for next year, guys.
I always thought Sofia Vergara got that perfect body of hers through good genes or a pact with the devil, but turns out she also works out, because according to my sources, here she is leaving spin class, just like any other MILF. Of course, unlike the rest of them though, seeing Sofia actually inspires this lazy blogger to work out too. Hmm, I think it’s a forearms and wrists day.
Apparently the Emmys were held last night, which I didn’t watch because I don’t need somebody else to tell me what the best TV is. Everybody already knows it’s the 5-1o minutes of every Modern Family episode where Sofia Vergara shows off that perfect cleavage of hers. So it only makes sense that Sofia busted out at the Emmys to celebrate. Although now I kind of wish I’d watched the telecast, because those funbags are always must-see TV.
Some of you might look at these pictures of Sofia Vergara at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association Installation Dinner and be a little disappointed, since Sofia’s not busting out any of that trademark cleavage of hers. But hey, look on the bright side: at least she turned to the side and gave us some great booty profile shots to enjoy. Sure, it’s no thong shot, but I’ll take it. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Here’s Sofia Vergara with her new douche. Luckily for us he’s no gentleman since he didn’t open the door and help Sofia exit the car. Because of his actions Sofia gave us a nice cleavage show. So thanks Joe Mangowhatever for being a prick, my penis appreciates it. Anyway I see this relationship lasting a few more months.
For reasons I still don’t entirely understand, here’s some more shots of Sofia Vergara modeling clothes for Kmart. I mean, Sofia’s a big star, right? So why isn’t she modeling for Victoria’s Secret instead? That way we would get more lingerie pictures, and soccer moms wouldn’t have to feel so inadequate when they’re just running into the store to buy half-price mom jeans. I’m telling you, it’s a win-win.
You guys know that I try to stick to covering just the important stuff (like bikini pictures) and not follow any of that gossip crap, but sometimes I hear something I have to pass on. Like the fact that Sofia Vergara is apparently single now. Huh, I don’t think I even knew she was dating someone. Still, when are these chicks going to realize that dating a poor schlub like me would be infinitely better than some rich dude with options? Anyway, I’d like to officially offer Sofia my condolences, and a
shoulder lap to cry on. Call me.
For a while there, it seemed like we were getting a new round of Sofia Vergara pictures pretty much every other day, but she’s tailed off a lot recently for some reason. In fact, it’s a good thing I came across these shots of her heading into some gala event, because me and the Little Tuna were starting to go through serious Sofia withdrawal and I’m guessing you all were too. So enjoy Sofia’s white-hot booty for now, and when you’re done with that, I recommend checking out some old Modern Family re-runs in the archives.
Now this is more like it. After covering up for Good Morning America the other day, Sofia Vergara busted out that trademark cleavage of hers for the premiere of her new movie Chef in New York. And I’m glad to see Sofia’s appreciating the view as much as we all are. Although I don’t know about you guys, but I plan on appreciating it a couple more times later this afternoon.
I’ve never seen a single episode of Good Morning America, probably because I’m not 80-years-old, but I might have to start after this. Because here’s Sofia Vergara bringing her hotness into the studio, and I’ve always dreamt of waking up to Sofia in the morning, although this isn’t exactly what I meant. That said, if the producers really wanted to give me a good reason to get out of the bed that early, I would’ve expected a lot more cleavage than this. Or maybe Sofia just saves that for primetime. Either way, I think I’m still probably hitting the snooze button.
Finally! I’ve been trying to get the Modern Family producers to do an episode at the beach for years, but apparently they “don’t accept unsolicited scripts written on napkins.” It’s all politics, I guess. Either way, I’m just glad they eventually listened, because this might be some of the best behind-the-scenes pictures of Sofia Vergara that we’ve ever gotten from the show. Now we just have to work on getting them to film that episode I wrote where Sofia makes out with Sarah Hyland and Julie Bowen. I’m telling you, it’s got Emmy written all over it. I know because I did it myself with a Sharpie.