So the Oscars may have been pretty boring last night (what else is new?), but luckily, the after-parties weren’t. Because here’s Sofia Vergara at the Vanity Fair Oscar viewing party putting on the best show I saw all night. I’m pretty sure Sofia wasn’t invited to the actual ceremony, because her movies are usually crap, but if they want to make the Oscars worth watching next year, they ought to nominate Sofia’s funbags for a Lifetime Achievement Award. I know I’d tune in.