Here is Selena Gomez in the latest cover of Vogue Magazine, and I have to say her little booty is looking mighty tasty. I’m not sure if she is done with her rehab, but it appears whatever they did to her, worked. Her hotness has cheered up little Tuna up.
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I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?
Apparently Selena Gomez is on some kind of world tour right now, but since all we’re getting is a sneak peek at her sexy stomach in these paparazzi shots of her arriving at the Tokyo airport, I figured I’d include a bonus photoshoot she did for her Revival Tour too. Although, if Selena really wants to promote her new album, she’d forget flying halfway across the world to do concerts and just do more booty shows like this. It’s a lot cheaper, and a lot more effective from a
marketing pants fire standpoint, if you ask me.
Here’s Selena Gomez putting on a show for her fans in Calgary, which I guess means that tour of hers has started. And you know, even though I’ve never been a fan of Selena’s music, I’ve always been interested in seeing her live. I’m just waiting for her to play a smaller, more intimate venue where I can really appreciate the full (leg) show. Somewhere like my mom’s basement. Don’t laugh. The acoustics in here are great.
In case you needed more proof that women’s mags are 20 times hotter than those so-called “men’s” magazines these days, here’s a sneak peek at Selena Gomez‘s latest shoot for Marie Claire, thanks to this behind-the-scenes video. And I’m pretty sure this is already hotter than anything Maxim‘s done all year. Enjoy.
Apparently Selena Gomez is doing some tour for her new album, because according to my sources, this latest topless shot is part of her official Revival Tour photoshoot. I guess they figure getting Selena topless will help sell tickets or something, and I bet it’s working. I’ve never been a huge fan of Selena’s music, but I’d line up for hours for a front-row seat to see this live. Well, assuming she really does do her entire set topless. Otherwise, it’s just false advertising.
According to my sources, Selena Gomez is going on tour for her new album or something, so here’s a couple pictures of her looking hot to celebrate. Which got me thinking, I’ve always wanted to see Selena live. I wonder if she’s playing any dates near me. And if not, my mom’s basement has great acoustics. Just putting it out there…
Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear.
Selena Gomez was on a serious hot streak for a while there, between her sexy video and all those bikini pictures. But I guess now that she doesn’t have a new album to promote, she’s back to dressing like her boring old self. Luckily, that’s still hotter than half the other pop star hotties out there, but now that we know Selena can look that good if she tries, I expect a little more out of her than this.
For all of you cynics out there who think Selena Gomez is just another overproduced, interchangeable pop star, well… you’re probably right. But just look at this picture of her playing the piano in a bikini and try to tell me she doesn’t have serious talent. And sure, I’m talking about her bikini-wearing skills more than any musical ability, but that part counts for way more in my book. Anyone can
sing be autotuned these days. Not everyone can look this hot in a bikini.
Here is Selena Gomez attending Louis Vuitton’s Paris Fashion Week and as usual she is looking pretty damn cute. I have nothing to add to these pictures other than I think it’s time Selena takes her artistry to the next level and releases some nude photos of herself before she gets too old. She’s already 23 and has only a couple years left to show that youthful body.
Two of my favorite pop star hotties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night, and even though these two weren’t officially nominated for anything, who cares? I’m sure they’ll get their’s eventually, just like Leo finally did. Especially if they agree to film that sex tape I keep bugging them about. Anyone can fight a bear. But pretending to enjoy hooking up with a blogger? Now that would be some serious acting.