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Selena Gomez Gets Chesty

August 18th, 2015

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I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, saying how she could stand to lose a few pounds. But after seeing these pictures of her filming her new music video in LA, I take it back. Because it looks like Selena’s finally put on weight where it counts: between her stomach and her shoulders. And me and the Little Tuna fully approve. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Naked In A Towel

August 3rd, 2015

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Supposedly this super-hot picture of Selena Gomez wearing nothing but a towel is from some series Mario Testino shot, and I’m sorry, but I just don’t get it. How come when a famous photographer asks a hottie like Selena to pose for him in a towel, it’s no problem, but when I do it, I’m considered a creepy pervert? I don’t know what I’m doing wrong… Unless maybe I shouldn’t just be in a towel too.

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More Selena Gomez’s Adidas Photoshoot

July 31st, 2015

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I may never understand what a pop star hottie like Selena Gomez is doing as the official spokesmodel for Adidas, but the way I see it, the more photoshoots like this that Selena does, the better. For us, at least. Because I don’t know if all these shots of Selena showing off her sexy stomach and legs in spandex are going to help sell more workout gear, but I bet Kleenex sales start going through the roof. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Does Adidas Good

July 7th, 2015

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I always used to wonder why Adidas decided to make a pop star like Selena Gomez their official spokesmodel, but screw it, I’m just gonna go with it. Not because I suddenly understand it now or anything, but because I figure if Selena gets all this exercise gear for free, she’s bound to try to use it to lose some of the pounds she’s put on lately, right? Anyway, here’s a few of Selena’s latest shots, and I don’t know about her, but personally, I’m feeling pretty inspired to go workout right now.
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Selena Gomez Forget To Wear A Bra

June 24th, 2015

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In case any of you are wondering what’s with all the amateur paparazzi behind Selena Gomez in these shots, I’m guessing it probably has something to do with the fact that the hottie went braless in New York. Presumably to distract us from the fact she’s put on a few extra pounds — and it’s definitely working. But here’s what separates those amateur paps from the pros: the pros know it’s a much better angle from the front. That’s years of experience right there. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Really Fills Out Her Clothes

June 23rd, 2015

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I don’t know what’s been up with Selena Gomez lately, but she’s starting to turn into a real chubster these days. And I know everybody thinks us bloggers are just cold, heartless bastards who only care about themselves, but I’m genuinely worried about Selena. I mean, if she keeps this up, it’s just not healthy… for the Little Tuna. Oh, and her too, I guess.

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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Make A Great Pair

June 17th, 2015

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I can’t remember the last time we saw Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez hanging out together, but it’s been a while. I always figured Selena was probably just jealous that I named Taylor the hottest pop star in the business. But I’m really glad to see the two pop hotties together again and that they’ve presumably kissed and made up. I just wish the paps had been there to catch that part on camera too.

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Selena Gomez Is A Cute Little Chunkster

May 12th, 2015

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Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite.

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Selena Gomez Is Naked In Bed And Can’t Sleep

May 11th, 2015

Selena Gomez posted this video from bed on her Instagram and while unfortunately it’s not the video us fans perverts have been waiting for, there’s still a couple interesting takeaways from it: one, that she sleeps naked and two, that she has trouble sleeping sometimes. Luckily for Selena, I’ve got a patented method for falling asleep. It involves 30-45 seconds of vigorous exercise, and I’m out like a light afterwards. And I’d be more than happy to record it for her. My phone takes great video.

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I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Selena Gomez Looks Better With Clothes On!

May 1st, 2015

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I have a feeling I might get some angry emails for this, but here’s Selena Gomez attending some charity event called We Day, and after those pictures of Selena looking a little chunky in a swimsuit last month, I think I might actually prefer her wearing clothes. Which is a sad day for us all. So, speaking of charity, I’d be happy to help Selena get on an exercise plan free of charge. It involves 30 seconds of vigorous cardio with an out-of-shape blogger 3 days a week (maybe 45 if we’re going for a new personal best). And just think of how many lives we could improve. Starting with mine.

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

April 17th, 2015

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Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.

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Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pics For Her Fans

April 10th, 2015

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Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer.

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