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Selena Gomez Forget To Wear A Bra

June 24th, 2015

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In case any of you are wondering what’s with all the amateur paparazzi behind Selena Gomez in these shots, I’m guessing it probably has something to do with the fact that the hottie went braless in New York. Presumably to distract us from the fact she’s put on a few extra pounds — and it’s definitely working. But here’s what separates those amateur paps from the pros: the pros know it’s a much better angle from the front. That’s years of experience right there. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Really Fills Out Her Clothes

June 23rd, 2015

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I don’t know what’s been up with Selena Gomez lately, but she’s starting to turn into a real chubster these days. And I know everybody thinks us bloggers are just cold, heartless bastards who only care about themselves, but I’m genuinely worried about Selena. I mean, if she keeps this up, it’s just not healthy… for the Little Tuna. Oh, and her too, I guess.

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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Make A Great Pair

June 17th, 2015

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I can’t remember the last time we saw Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez hanging out together, but it’s been a while. I always figured Selena was probably just jealous that I named Taylor the hottest pop star in the business. But I’m really glad to see the two pop hotties together again and that they’ve presumably kissed and made up. I just wish the paps had been there to catch that part on camera too.

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Selena Gomez Is A Cute Little Chunkster

May 12th, 2015

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Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite.

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Selena Gomez Is Naked In Bed And Can’t Sleep

May 11th, 2015

Selena Gomez posted this video from bed on her Instagram and while unfortunately it’s not the video us fans perverts have been waiting for, there’s still a couple interesting takeaways from it: one, that she sleeps naked and two, that she has trouble sleeping sometimes. Luckily for Selena, I’ve got a patented method for falling asleep. It involves 30-45 seconds of vigorous exercise, and I’m out like a light afterwards. And I’d be more than happy to record it for her. My phone takes great video.

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I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Selena Gomez Looks Better With Clothes On!

May 1st, 2015

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I have a feeling I might get some angry emails for this, but here’s Selena Gomez attending some charity event called We Day, and after those pictures of Selena looking a little chunky in a swimsuit last month, I think I might actually prefer her wearing clothes. Which is a sad day for us all. So, speaking of charity, I’d be happy to help Selena get on an exercise plan free of charge. It involves 30 seconds of vigorous cardio with an out-of-shape blogger 3 days a week (maybe 45 if we’re going for a new personal best). And just think of how many lives we could improve. Starting with mine.

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Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

April 17th, 2015

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Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds. And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof. Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger.

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Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pics For Her Fans

April 10th, 2015

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Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer.

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Selena Gomez Does Adidas Good

March 3rd, 2015

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Here’s Selena Gomez back with another sexy photoshoot for Adidas, and as much as I’m digging the shots, I still don’t get whose bright idea it was to make Selena a spokesmodel. And I don’t really get how these pictures are supposed to help sell more shoes. Sweatpants, maybe. Or Kleenex. Or Costco-sized tubs of hand lotion. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to restock on all three after this. But hey, at least somebody’s making money off this, right?

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Selena Gomez Topless In V Magazine

February 17th, 2015

Well, it’s about time Selena Gomez starts taking off her clothes, but after seeing these pictures her topless in the the latest V Magazine issue, I feel like I might get arrested for posting them. According to Wikipedia she is 22, but now I want to see her driver’s licence for proof. I feel like this a trap!

         
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Selena Gomez’s Juicy Booty Goodness

January 30th, 2015

Looks like we’re going to start getting daily updates from the set of Selena Gomez‘s new movie, and that’s good news, but it’s going to allow me to keep tabs on her weight. And since this is the first good look we’re getting at Selena’s booty, I’m happy to report that even though it’s a little thicker than I remembered, it’s still looking very healthy. Although I’d have to do a hands-on examination to know for sure. But if that’s not covered by Selena’s healthcare, I’d be happy to do it on the house. The well-being of her booty is very important. Especially for me and the Little Tuna.

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Selena Gomez Is A Cute Chubby Hitchhiker

January 29th, 2015

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Here’s Selena Gomez back on set filming her new movie The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving, whatever the hell that means. Only this time we’re getting a peek at her stomach as she tries to hitchhike. And I don’t know, she’s still looking a little chubby if you ask me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely still give her a ride. I just don’t think that 30-45 seconds of cardio will make much of a difference.

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Selena Gomez Is Looking A Little Chubby

January 28th, 2015

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I don’t know what happened to Selena Gomez, but here she is on set of her movie ‘The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving’ and not only is she smoking, she looks like she has gained a few extra lbs. Not saying she looks bad, but I’m concerned that if this continues there’s going to be a shortage of pantfires in the Tuna household.

         
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Selena Gomez And Gigi Hadid Make A Great Pair

January 2nd, 2015

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I never knew that Selena Gomez and one of my new favorite models GiGi Hadid were friends before, but here they are ringing in the New Year together and kicking off 2015 right: by giving me one hell of a lesbian fantasy to take into the new year. In fact, I know it’s only Day 2 of 365, but I think we might as well call it right now. Because I just don’t see how it’s getting any better than this. So ladies and gentlemen, here’s your official frontrunner for Fantasy of the Year. Enjoy.

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