I don’t know if this is some kind of weird artsy new promo for Selena Gomez‘s new album, or maybe she’s doing a tie in with that new Fifty Shades of Grey movie. But either way, here’s Selena getting tied up in lingerie for… something, and I think it’s safe to say she’s definitely not a Disney kid anymore. Yow!
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I know it’s my job to cover these kinds of things, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand fashion magazines. Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar‘s spring “Fashion Issue” and they got her posing with some dudes on dirt bikes because… fashion is “fearless.” But if they really wanted fearless, forget the bikes, they should’ve had Selena go “Full Frontal” instead of “Full Throttle.” Obviously.
I’ve never really understood why Puma decided to make Selena Gomez their official spokesmodel. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse we can get to see more of Selena in leggings and sports bras. But it’s supposed to be workout gear, right? And I’m pretty sure the only ones working up a sweat right now are me and the Little Tuna.
I guess Selena Gomez is done getting her boobs grabbed on the beach and back at work just like the rest of us suckers, because here she is pretending to be a fashion model again. And if you think I’m going to make fun of her, sorry, think again. Because listen, pretending to be a model is hard work. …OK, not really, but my New Year’s Resolution was “Land a date with Selena Gomez in 2018” and I don’t want to break it this early. So just go with it and enjoy.
Looks like Selena Gomez took a bikini vacation with a few of her friends over New Year’s, and I’m seriously jealous. Not of the beach, although it is freezing in my mom’s basement right now. I’m talking about this chick who’s grabbing a handful of Selena boob in this picture. That’s pretty much my dream vacation right there.
I don’t know what’s gotten into Selena Gomez lately, but I do know that I like. A lot. She’s gone from another boring pop star wannabe to a serious A-list hottie. Here’s some behind-the-scenes shots from her latest video, and it’s just so great to see someone finally living up to their true potential like this. It really makes me feel… what’s that word? Pride? No. Aroused. Yow!
I know I’m supposed to just be a T&A blogger, not a fashion blogger, but I’m really digging this whole blonde look for Selena Gomez. Not because I think she looks better as a blonde, I don’t really care either way, but because ever since she dyed her hair, she’s constantly been showing it — and, more importantly, her cute little cleavage — off every chance she gets. She should dye her hair every week!
I keep forgetting that Selena Gomez is blonde now, probably because I have the memory of a goldfish after all these years spent with my nose pressed up against my computer screen… But I’ve got to say, Selena looks pretty good as a blonde, especially when she’s showing off her cleavage like this! Sorry, what were we talking about again? Me and the Little Tuna got a little distracted for a second.
In case you guys missed it, Selena Gomez is a blonde now. And to be honest, I barely even noticed at first. Me and the Little Tuna were too busy focusing our attention a couple feet lower… But hey, as long as Selena’s new ‘do gives her a good excuse to show off her hair (and her funbags) on Snapchat on a regular basis, I fully approve.
I guess Billboard named Selena Gomez their “Woman of the Year” for 2017 and I’m sorry, but I don’t really get it. Don’t get me wrong, Selena has had a pretty solid year. She released a few super hot music videos, performed at the AMAs in a negligee, and showed off her super-cute cleavage a bunch online. But I still don’t know if it was #1 material. I mean, she didn’t even accidentally “leak” any topless photos. Oh well. Better luck next year.
I think it’s hilarious that Selena Gomez is pretending to be a model now too, but I guess it just goes to show that anyone can be a model these days as long as they’re hot and rich and can make a pouty face for the camera. Anyway, here’s Selena modeling for Coach, and don’t get me wrong, she’s not bad. I just wish she was modeling bikinis or lingerie or handbras instead of handbags.
As you guys know, I try to stick to the important stuff on this site, like celebrity T&A and lingerie selfies, so I didn’t catch any of the American Music Awards last night. But according to my sources, Selena Gomez performed her song “Wolves” and she did it while wearing this. Damn! If I’d known the show was going to be this good, I might have actually watched some of it. OK, probably not, but still.
I don’t know when Selena Gomez and Gigi Hadid became friends. I didn’t realize they even knew each other, but I guess when you’re young and hot and Insta-famous, you probably travel in similar crowds. Anyway, it turns out Selena and Gigi are tighter than I thought. We’re talking drunkenly-hugging-on-the-beach-in-super-short-dresses tight. And I don’t know about you guys, but all of a sudden, my pants are feeling a lot tighter too.
Before you get all excited, no, these GIFs don’t mean the Make a Wish Foundation finally came through and helped me FaceTime with Selena Gomez in a bathrobe like I’ve always dreamed of. According to my sources, this is actually Selena’s new music video for her single “Wolves.” I guess she just sexy dances in her bathrobe for the whole thing? Which kind of makes it the best video I’ve seen in years. Well done.