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Whitney Port Can’t Hide Her Big ‘Talents’

November 18th, 2010

Here’s Whitney Port looking hot in Beverly Hills the other day at something called Pick Your Purse Party. I remember some Bulgarian dudes I met traveling through Europe who used to have parties like this, but I somehow get the feeling they’re not the same kind of party. Anyhow, she can try to cover up those lady lumps all she wants, I know they’re under there and I love them.

     
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Whitney Port Just Because I Can

October 27th, 2010

Now that her crappy reality TV show spin-off from another crappy reality TV show has been canceled, Whitney Port is going to have a lot of free time on her hands to get me into the sack. This is not going to do it for me. I don’t find picture of her walking down the street with some homeless chick as that much of an aphrodisiac… Maybe if she bought me a couple of drinks first.

     
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Whitney Port Is Trying Her Best

October 1st, 2010

I know that Whitney Port is kinda new to this celebrity stuff and her show is probably going to get cancelled, but that shouldn’t mean that she gives up on looking good. Here she is dressed like some sort of cheesy white chick in a Geisha costume out on the town the other night. Boring. She’s got sweet long legs that she could be showing off instead of this crap. You’ve let me down lady, you’ve let me down.

     
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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Go For A Stroll

September 22nd, 2010

I thought that I'd start things off with a few shots of long legged hottie Whitney Port taking her creamy white thighs for a walk in the city the other day. Did that sound as creepy as I think it did? Creamy white thighs sounds like something you'd hear a molester in the park say. But officer, I couldn't resist her creamy white thighs. Eeesh. Anyhow, you folks no I'm a good guy so I think it will be alright. Enjoy.    
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Whitney Port’s Got Cleavage

September 13th, 2010

I do a lot of posts about Whitney Port's nice long legs, but I think I'm over looking her cleavage. Actually, I'd love to be overlooking her cleavage, ideally from a balcony while she tans with some hot friends in their bikinis rubbing tanning oil all over each others half naked body. I think I need a nap.      
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Whitney Port’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

August 27th, 2010

I think I forgot to post these pictures of Whitney Port's long legs the other day, sometimes I drink while I work, but all she ever does is walk around in short shorts or short skirts that show off her sexy stems so I'm sure nobody will notice. And if you do, keep your mouth shut.    
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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Did Something Today

August 24th, 2010

I think I've developed a weird fetish for lanky, long legged, tall chicks because I can't seem to look away from these pictures of Whitney Port in her little denim short shorts. Is that odd? What's happened to me? She doesn't have fake boobs... I love fake boobs. Maybe she's somehow hypnotized me, she's pretty damn pale she could be an albino... They have powers you know.    
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Whitney Port Pretends To Be Sad

June 18th, 2010

Here's reality TV starlet Whitney Port pretending really hard to be sad that her nobody friend is leaving while filming scenes for The City in New York the other day. Poor princess. I'm not buying it. She should stick to walking around in really short skirts that show off her nice long legs so that I'll at least be able to write some crappy joke about a boner. Why fix what ain't broke.    
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Whitney Port And Her Delicious Long Legs

June 4th, 2010

Here's hottie Whitney Port out the other day showing off her delicious long legs on the streets of New York or LA or wherever the hell she is, It doesn't matter, I'm just glad that someone was there to take her pictures. It kinda looks like she's out in her sexy little bathrobe and a pair of heels, which makes this even hotter, like she just stepped out of the shower threw on some heels and left the house. Don't most women put heels on right out of the shower? I thought so.    
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Victoria Justice Is A Fine Young Woman

May 27th, 2010

I don't know who this Victoria Justice chick is, but she kinda reminds me of a younger version of Vanessa Marcil from that show about Las Vegas that was on a few years ago. I want to say she's hot, but I'm not really sure how old she is so I'm just going to say that she looks like a fine young woman who has lots of potential and a bright future ahead of her and I hope to see more of her as she gets older. Good enough.    
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Whitney Port’s Sad Little Short Shorts

May 27th, 2010

Here's Whitney Port out the other day taking her long legs for a walk looking a little on the depressed side. What's the matter princess, short shorts riding up? Poor thing, I can help you with that, I've got little blogger fingers that could fix that right up in ten or fifteen minutes depending on how many drinks I've had and wether or not you've got a security detail nearby. Call me. more pictures of Whitney Port here    
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Whitney Port Shows Us Her Oh Face

April 19th, 2010

I like Whitney Port, I think she's pretty hot and would like to have those long milky legs wrapped around my head for a few days. That being said, here she is at the Coachella Music Festival making one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen in my life, and I write a lot of posts about Fergie. I seriously hope this isn't the face she makes during sex, I don't think I could handle that. At least she's wearing little outfit. Enjoy. more pictures of Whitney Port here    
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Whitney Port’s Legs Go On And On And On…

April 9th, 2010

For some reason today I thought I might like to see some boring pictures of Whitney Port putting one foot in front of another in a pair of sloppy short shorts. Don't ask me why, maybe I've been a bad person and need to punish myself. I actually really like her long legs, but I prefer them in heels and a short skirt, in this outfit they look like they'd have a hard time supporting my weight... What? I like when chicks give me piggy-backs.    
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Whitney Port Could Use A Little Plastic

April 6th, 2010

Whitney Port may not be the prettiest girl in the world but man, I can't get over her long skinny legs. I want to play Jack and the Beanstalk on them. Anyway, she should get some advice from Heidi Montag because with a nose job, chin implant, boobs, and some lip injections, Whitney could be a really hot piece of ass.        
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