It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.
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I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.
Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.
Finally! I feel like I’ve been waiting for Victoria Justice to do a photoshoot like this for years. AKA one that’s actually showing off her hot body and not just some kind of lame and/or fully-clothed womens’ mag pictures. But between these and those Coachella short shorts pictures last week, I feel like Victoria’s finally starting to embrace her inner hottie. It’s about damn time.
I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.
I know it’s just an optical illusion, but damn! Victoria Justice is looking even leggier than I remembered in these outtakes from her latest photoshoot. In fact, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen her looking in months. I have to remember to try this trick next time I send ladies “tuna pics” over Twitter.
So it looks like Victoria Justice was listening when I said she needed to start taking some hottie lessons. Because I was just checking out her Instagram for, um, “work” and noticed that she’s stepped her social media game way up. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look and see for yourself.
I feel like I’ve been saying this for a while now, but Victoria Justice really needs to start taking a few hottie lessons from Bella Thorne if she wants to stay at the top of my Hottie Power Rankings again in 2017. Because don’t get me wrong, I like seeing Victoria in skintight leather pants and all, but I’d like to see her bending over in leggings at the gym and posting bikini selfies a whole lot more. And I don’t think I’m the only one.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Victoria Justice as much as the next pervert on the Internet. Maybe even more. But with all the Insta-hotties out there, and even more signing up to post sexy selfies every day, Victoria’s not going to stay one of my top 10 hotties for long if she keeps giving us nothing but boring photoshoots like this. If you ask me, she needs to take a page from Bella Thorne, both in the Snapchat selfie department and the potentially fake funbag department. I’m just looking out for what’s best for Victoria here. And for what’s best for the Little Tuna. It’s the same thing, really.
Maybe it’s just because I’m a grinch when it comes to the holidays, but I’ve never really understood the whole “ugly Christmas sweater” fad. I mean, Victoria Justice is one of my all-time favorite hotties and even she can’t make me like these things. So forget the stupid cheesy sweaters, ladies. “Sexy Christmas lingerie” would make for a way better annual tradition, if you ask me.
Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine. And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome.
I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, but one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice finally went topless for a new photoshoot for KODE Magazine (whatever that is). And I’ve got to find out how they managed to swing it, because I’ve been trying to convince Victoria to pose topless for me for years with no luck. I guess I should’ve offered to publish them in a magazine instead of just asking for them for my personal collection. I’ll have to remember that trick for next time.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh!t over the course of my time running this site, but I’m 99% sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a plate of French fries. But hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? Anyway, here’s one of my all-time favorite hotties Victoria Justice doing a busty photoshoot in some restaurant and I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are looking mighty tasty to me. And no, I’m not talking about the fries. (Although I guess they don’t look half bad either…)
So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister…