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I Still Believe In Victoria Justice

November 22nd, 2017

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Back in the day, I used to think Victoria Justice was gonna become the hottest woman in Hollywood, and I don’t know what happened — maybe I put too much pressure on her? But instead of embracing her inner hot nobody, she just got kind of boring and conservative. Anyway, these photoshoots are a step in the right direction, but I’m going to need to start seeing a lot less clothing and way more skin if Victoria’s ever going to live up to her true hottie potential. I still believe.

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Victoria Justice Gets In On The Tongue Game

November 21st, 2017

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I once said that Victoria Justice is the hottest piece in Hollywood. I still stand by this, but she bored me through the years being so conservative. Nonetheless, I’m happy to announce that her tongue game is on and I’m hoping this evolves into her wearing much less clothing. Fingers crossed.

         
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Victoria Justice Is The Best Thing To Happen To Man With A Plan

November 16th, 2017

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According to my sources, Victoria Justice is guest-starring on Man With a Plan. And if you’re like me, and have no clue what the hell that is, unfortunately, no, it’s not some new celebrity sex tape series. It’s apparently some lame CBS sitcom starring one of the dudes from Friends. Anyway, I’m told Victoria played a hot babysitter in the episode, and they should obviously make her a recurring character. Because this is the first time I’ve ever seen the show, but she’s clearly the best thing it has going for it.

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Victoria Justice’s Busting Out In Lingerie

October 18th, 2017

Obviously, this is an old clip of Victoria Justice, which is quite disappointing since she barely shows any skin nowadays, but did when she was on a kid show. I’m surprised she hasn’t hash-tagged #metoo yet. This “clearly” looks like a situation that she was uncomfortable in. I’ll save her!

         
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Victoria Justice’s Naughtiest GIF EVER!

October 9th, 2017

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I don’t know what this little video clip is from, but I’m hoping its for a celebrity sex tape. I know that is wishful thinking since Victoria Justice hardly ever shows much skin, but one can always dream.

         
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Victoria Justice Still Needs Instagram Lessons

September 25th, 2017

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I’m still waiting for Victoria Justice to take me up on my very generous offer to be her personal Insta-photographer, but for some reason, she hasn’t gotten back to me yet. So I guess we’re just going to have to put with more boring, ho-hum Instagram “photoshoots” like this for now. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Victoria’s still a total hottie, and my sweatpants are still around my ankles, but I won’t enjoy it!

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Victoria Justice Needs Instagram Lessons

September 6th, 2017

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I know I’m supposed to support Victoria Justice no matter what, since she’s always been one of my favorites. But here she is posing in some graffiti-filled alley like every other boring wannabe Insta-model, and if it wasn’t for her extreme hotness, these pictures would put me to sleep. It’s not entirely Victoria’s fault though. These pictures could be 100 times better if she just had a more creative photographer. Like, say, one whose phone camera takes great pictures and who knows all her best angles… Call me!

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Victoria Justice’s Panty Peak

August 31st, 2017

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Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.

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Victoria Justice Does A Bikini Good

August 14th, 2017

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I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.

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Victoria Justice’s Emo Art Project Fail

July 25th, 2017

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I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.

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Victoria Justice’s Booty In A Bikini

June 27th, 2017

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It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice. So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.

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Victoria Justice’s Social Media Keeps Getting Hotter

June 15th, 2017

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I’ve never been a huge fan of hotties using those stupid Snapchat filters. If you ask me, all that nonsense just distracts from the real point of those pictures: showing off their hotness. But for some reason, when Victoria Justice does it, I don’t seem to mind as much. It must be because we’ve still got a solid view of her cleavage here, or maybe this is just a symptom of that “love” thing I keep hearing so much about.

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Victoria Justice’s Leg Show

June 1st, 2017

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As you guys know, I am huge fan of Victoria Justice. So anytime new material comes out, I get tingles in my loins. Here she is for some photoshoot showing off her great legs. I’m hoping the next shoot has more skin on the upper half, but this is a great teaser.

         
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