I don’t know what this little video clip is from, but I’m hoping its for a celebrity sex tape. I know that is wishful thinking since Victoria Justice hardly ever shows much skin, but one can always dream.
I’m still waiting for Victoria Justice to take me up on my very generous offer to be her personal Insta-photographer, but for some reason, she hasn’t gotten back to me yet. So I guess we’re just going to have to put with more boring, ho-hum Instagram “photoshoots” like this for now. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Victoria’s still a total hottie, and my sweatpants are still around my ankles, but I won’t enjoy it!
I know I’m supposed to support Victoria Justice no matter what, since she’s always been one of my favorites. But here she is posing in some graffiti-filled alley like every other boring wannabe Insta-model, and if it wasn’t for her extreme hotness, these pictures would put me to sleep. It’s not entirely Victoria’s fault though. These pictures could be 100 times better if she just had a more creative photographer. Like, say, one whose phone camera takes great pictures and who knows all her best angles… Call me!
Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.
I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.
I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.
I’ve got some good news and some
bad even better news for you perverts: first off, I’ve got another round of Victoria Justice bikini pictures that I creeped borrowed from her Snapchat for you guys today. And even better, this time there’s no dudes screwing up the view. I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy!
It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice. So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.
I’ve never been a huge fan of hotties using those stupid Snapchat filters. If you ask me, all that nonsense just distracts from the real point of those pictures: showing off their hotness. But for some reason, when Victoria Justice does it, I don’t seem to mind as much. It must be because we’ve still got a solid view of her cleavage here, or maybe this is just a symptom of that “love” thing I keep hearing so much about.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a giant plastic skull. Then again, I’m jealous of pretty much anything that gets to be within 5 feet of Victoria Justice and that perfect body of hers, including that swimsuit she’s currently got on. But who knows. Maybe in my next life, I can come back as one of her bikinis. Fingers crossed!
My favorite part of Victoria Justice going from wannabe actress to professional Instagram model has to be the fact that now, whenever I want to see new pictures of one of my favorite hotties, I no longer have to wait for her to turn up in a lame photoshoot for some boring teen mag. Now I just open up Instagram and there she is in a bikini. According to my sources, she’s celebrating her sister Madison Reed‘s birthday in these shots, and if you’ll excuse me, I think me and the Little Tuna are going to go celebrate too. We just have to wait for this Starbucks bathroom to free up first.
It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.