I don’t know if Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.
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I’ve got some good news and some
bad even better news for you perverts: first off, I’ve got another round of Victoria Justice bikini pictures that I creeped borrowed from her Snapchat for you guys today. And even better, this time there’s no dudes screwing up the view. I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy!
It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice. So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.
I’ve never been a huge fan of hotties using those stupid Snapchat filters. If you ask me, all that nonsense just distracts from the real point of those pictures: showing off their hotness. But for some reason, when Victoria Justice does it, I don’t seem to mind as much. It must be because we’ve still got a solid view of her cleavage here, or maybe this is just a symptom of that “love” thing I keep hearing so much about.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a giant plastic skull. Then again, I’m jealous of pretty much anything that gets to be within 5 feet of Victoria Justice and that perfect body of hers, including that swimsuit she’s currently got on. But who knows. Maybe in my next life, I can come back as one of her bikinis. Fingers crossed!
My favorite part of Victoria Justice going from wannabe actress to professional Instagram model has to be the fact that now, whenever I want to see new pictures of one of my favorite hotties, I no longer have to wait for her to turn up in a lame photoshoot for some boring teen mag. Now I just open up Instagram and there she is in a bikini. According to my sources, she’s celebrating her sister Madison Reed‘s birthday in these shots, and if you’ll excuse me, I think me and the Little Tuna are going to go celebrate too. We just have to wait for this Starbucks bathroom to free up first.
It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine, and they’ve even got her on a trampoline. It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.
I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.
Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.
Finally! I feel like I’ve been waiting for Victoria Justice to do a photoshoot like this for years. AKA one that’s actually showing off her hot body and not just some kind of lame and/or fully-clothed womens’ mag pictures. But between these and those Coachella short shorts pictures last week, I feel like Victoria’s finally starting to embrace her inner hottie. It’s about damn time.
I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.
I know it’s just an optical illusion, but damn! Victoria Justice is looking even leggier than I remembered in these outtakes from her latest photoshoot. In fact, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen her looking in months. I have to remember to try this trick next time I send ladies “tuna pics” over Twitter.
So it looks like Victoria Justice was listening when I said she needed to start taking some hottie lessons. Because I was just checking out her Instagram for, um, “work” and noticed that she’s stepped her social media game way up. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look and see for yourself.