I’ve been doing this site for 11 years and one of the biggest problems I’ve had with advertisers is the name “Hollywood Tuna”. Even though there’s no nudity or profanity on the site, a lot of advertisers would not dare be associated with it. I take a lot of pride in keeping this site SFW. However I’m still blocked by many companies. I know a lot of you can’t view my site at work because of whatever firewalls they use. So when I see Details Magazine post photos of Miley Cyrus‘ latest shoot with Terry Richardson (which I think are amazing) and have American Express advertising next to her sucking a dildo and naked, it pisses me off. Not that there is nudity on their site, but because these same advertisers would never touch my site because they deem it unsafe for work. Personally, I think American corporations need to get over nudity and not give a damn, but truth be told, even major websites, news outlets, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and SnapChat are using nudity/porn to make money. The advertisers are just unaware of it. Anyway, if you want to see the pictures of Miley completely nude go over to Details Magazine here, and make sure to click on their advertisers.
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Miley Cyrus has gotten naked for fashion mag photoshoots so many times over the years, I can barely keep track of them all. But here’s her latest for V Magazine, featuring Miley wearing her favorite outfit: her birthday suit. Hell, at this point, it might be more newsworthy when someone does a photoshoot of Miley actually wearing clothes. Not that I’m complaining, of course. Enjoy.
Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Los Angeles LGBT Center’s 46th Anniversary Gala Vanguard Awards licking a piano… for charity, I guess? Hey, it’s doing the trick for me. Anyway, all I know is, Miley can’t keep her tongue to herself, and she can’t seem to go anywhere without licking something. Speaking of which, I really need to figure out a way to get her over to my place one of these days…
Here’s everybody’s favorite hot weirdo Miley Cyrus wearing one of her weirdest outfits yet. According to my sources, it was to perform at some annual charity variety show for James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah. And now that I know Miley’s available for birthday parties, I’m going to try to get her to play mine next. I don’t care what songs she does. As long as she shows up dressed like this, it’ll be worth every penny.
Here’s Miley Cyrus heading to the Saturday Night Live after-party. I didn’t see the show, but I managed to watch her performance and noticed she got all emotional as she sang and played piano to a terrible song. I was feeling her pain too… well my ears were. I wanted to post the video, but YouTube keeps taking it down. If you really want to view it, don’t be lazy and find it yourself. Anyway, I do dig her outfit here. Even though it’s very try-hard, I like the fact that Miley keeps wanting to shock us even though unless she walks around with something stuck up one of her privates nothing is going to surprise us anymore.
I’ve seen Miley Cyrus wear a lot of weird sh*t over the years, but I think this outfit with the bunny ears might be one of her weirdest yet. And not in a good way either. Luckily though, she wore something a whole lot better when she went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, so go ahead and watch that below.
In case you hadn’t noticed, Miley Cyrus is really good at Instagram. In fact, on the off chance this whole pop star thing doesn’t pan out, I think Miley could have a very promising future as a professional Instagram model. Here she is showing off her wide range of talents, which includes posing topless, some seriously impressive tongue action and eating a banana. Is it too late to nominate Miley for a Nobel Prize?
Let’s see if somebody can explain this to me: Marie Claire can get away with showing Miley Cyrus‘ nipple in their September issue, while I’ve been struggling for 10 years with advertisers over doing the exact same thing, fighting the good fight for all you perverts out there. (I’ll wait while you go get me my medal.) So since it’s in a major woman’s magazine, it’s OK, but because I’m just a guy with no pants on running a blog, I’ve got to blur it out. Anyway, I’d complain about the double standard, but first I’ve got to go subscribe to Marie Claire. Give me a minute.
Miley Cyrus doesn’t bust out her patented tongue action nearly as much anymore, but here she is doing some of her classic moves for a few promos for the upcoming MTV VMAs. (She’s hosting.) And before you complain it’s nothing we haven’t seen from Miley in the past, I don’t think I’ve ever been jealous of a trophy before. So there’s something new. Enjoy.
If you ever wanted to see Miley Cyrus rolling around in lingerie covered in glitter, twerking on a stuffed bear and/or getting fed cake by another hot model while topless, first of all, you’ve got weirdly specific fantasies… And second of all, good news: you’re in luck. Because here’s the latest artsy photoshoot everyone’s favorite pop star did for W Magazine, and it’s enough to make an art lover out of anyone. Even me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy!
As you all know, I don’t normally care about celebrity news unless it involves leaked sex tapes, but I’m pretty sure this qualifies as a major story: Miley Cyrus shaved her armpits. And I’m guessing it was for her hosting duties at the MTV VMAs next month and not my backyard pool party this weekend, because she still hasn’t RSVPed to that. But hey, you never know. We’ve still got a few days left…
Here’s Miley Cyrus out in LA and sure, whenever we’ve seen her lately, she’s usually been wearing a whole lot less than this, but hey, I’m still digging these shots. So either I’m just in a good mood today (unlikely), or maybe this is that “love” thing I always hear people talking about. Hmm, can you feel love in your pants? Cuz if so, I think I’ve got it bad.
Out of all the hotties we regularly cover on this site, Miley Cyrus is probably the toughest one to figure out. Because sometimes she’s posing topless for fashion mags (or her Instagram followers), and other times she’s just your garden-variety stoner, showing up in a gas station in a giant oversized t-shirt covered in stickers. Still, if I know you weirdos, I’m guessing this look is probably working for at least a few of you, so go ahead and enjoy, while the rest of us wait around for Miley’s next photoshoot.