I was all ready to start complaining about Miley Cyrus and her cleaned-up new image. I barely even recognized her in her last photoshoot. But then I saw this picture of Miley doing one of her classic poses for the camera: the old tongue-action-and-cleavage-show look and unless that was just a Throwback Thursday pic, I’m glad to see there’s at least still some of the old Miley left.
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OK, so I know that Miley Cyrus is doing her best to convince us all that she’s “changed” for some reason. Which I don’t really get, because I always loved Miley and her topless, attention-seeking tongue action. But hey, whatever helps you sell records to Middle America, I guess. Anyway, here’s the video for her new single “Malibu,” and I’m happy to report that it’s still got something in there for us fans of the old Miley, like a couple booty shots and some underboob action. I’m glad to see at least some things never change. Phew.
I’ve been wondering why we haven’t been seeing Miley Cyrus do any of her usual tongue action and topless routine lately, and now I know why. See, according to this Billboard cover, Miley’s “left behind the pasties” and pot so she can become a singer-songwriter and heal the nation. I don’t think that’s supposed to be a joke, but go ahead and laugh, because that’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in months. Anyway, I guess that’s why these pictures are so tame (for her). Here’s hoping this is just a phase she grows out of.
I was missing Miley Cyrus‘ tongue action, but looks like she has taken it to a new level and added a twist to it. Or should I say a bend. Girl is mighty flexible and this is further proof that she would probably make a better porn star than singer. Actually, in these days, most of the females singers out there would make better porn stars. I can’t tell the difference anymore.
I just realized why Miley Cyrus hasn’t been doing any of her usual naked photoshoots or sexy tongue action recently… I’m pretty sure that now that she’s a judge on The Voice, people must be telling her she has to settle down and behave. And that’s total BS, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, c’mon. What do you think is going to get better ratings: this lame promotional photoshoot where Miley’s all covered up or this one where she’s licking the floor while topless? I rest my case.
OK, so I know this isn’t exactly the type of photoshoot we’re used to seeing from Miley Cyrus, but listen, it’s Variety, not Terry Richardson. Which means no topless pictures and/or those dreaded black censored bars. But hey, when it comes to Miley, I’ll take what I can get. And at least she’s actually looking hot and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers here, instead of wearing footie pajamas or whatever other weird-ass stoner outfits she’s always going out in. So enjoy. I know I will.
I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new Miley Cyrus hotness, but good news: everyone’s favorite pop star got back on Instagram for some new bikini pictures and tongue action. So here she is posing with a cute pooch and a pig, and if Miley loves animals so much, how about posing with the Little Tuna next time? Call me!
So according to my sources, the big news here is that Miley Cyrus is supposedly wearing her engagement ring in these pictures, which I guess is a sign that she’s back with the less-famous Hemsworth brother again. But personally, I’m way more concerned with what Miley isn’t wearing here — aka a see-through shirt or nipple pasties or any of those other great outfits we’re used to seeing on her. Here’s hoping it’s just a phase and Miley isn’t going normal on us now that she’s engaged (again). Now that’d be worth getting worked up over.
Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow.
Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked for yet another magazine and you know, it got me thinking… I’ve been trying to get Miley to get naked for me for years now with no luck. But maybe I’ve just been going about it all wrong — forget indecent Twitter proposals and blog posts, what I should really be doing is starting my own faux artsy magazine and pretend I’m interested in making a “statement”. Hey, it worked for these guys, why couldn’t it work for me too?
I know we’re used to sexy videos from Miley Cyrus, but unless you’re a serious pervert (and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you), chances are you’re not going to be able to enjoy Miley’s latest music video for “BB Talk.” That’s because instead of twerking or getting naked or sticking her tongue out, she dresses up like a giant baby and throws a temper tantrum. Basically, Miley is trolling us. And I dig it.
I think this might be the most covered-up we’ve seen Miley Cyrus in weeks, and I blame the whole Christmas special thing for the fact that Miley isn’t breaking out any see-through shirts or sex toys here. Oh well, at least she’s still giving the cameras some of her patented tongue action. I’m glad to see she’s still got some
bad good habits left. Enjoy.
If you missed out on Cyber Monday, not to worry, because I’ve got something even better than 15% off ugly sweaters or whatever lame sales people were pushing yesterday. Because here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a club in New York with her shirt half off and giving us a peek at her bra. And sure, I know it’s not quite as good as that weird orange jumpsuit being 100% off, but hey, it’s still a lot better than 2 for 1 socks, right? Enjoy.