I feel like we’ve been obsessing over so many different model booties lately that we’ve forgotten all about Candice Swanepoel. But after this ballet-themed shoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, there should be no doubt that she’s still hands-down the best supermodel booty in the business. And you know, I’ve never really been a ballet fan, but I think I’m finally starting to understand the appeal. Yow.
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I don’t know about you guys, but it’s finally starting to warm up near me. And no, that’s not just because I found this killer new Candice Swanepoel photoshoot. Although I’m not gonna lie, it probably doesn’t hurt. In fact, I bet I could probably heat this entire basement with the pants fire I’ve got going on right now. So there you go, I think I just solved the energy crisis by finding our latest renewable energy source: Candice Swanepoel topless pictures. …So, when should I be expecting that Nobel Prize?
I’m not sure if I’m buying Candice Swanepoel calling herself an “athlete” because she models, but hey, whatever gets us more pictures of the hottie at the beach works for me. So let’s all just go with it and enjoy this spread Candice did for the last issue of Self Magazine. And you know, I’m pretty sure I burned a day’s worth of calories just looking at these pictures. Hey, does that make me an athlete too?
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angels Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge giving me one hell of a Valentine’s Day fantasy at the Victoria’s Secret store in New York City. I’ll still never understand why Victoria’s Secret doesn’t get their models in lingerie for these promotional photo ops, but I guess they just didn’t want to give any husbands or boyfriends unrealistic expectations about buying this stuff for their ladies for Valentine’s Day. If you ask me though, their lingerie should come with a Surgeon General’s warning: “Results not typical.” They’re called fantasies for a reason.
Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?
Candice Swanepoel posted this on her Instagram. I like to think that she personally took this photo for me as my Christmas gift. I feel so blessed.
I know I like to say that, for all the lingerie and/or bikini pictures I post, sometimes it just doesn’t get much better than a hottie in a tight white t-shirt, but I also know that not all of you degenerates believe me. So here’s proof: Candice Swanepoel at the airport looking as hot as I’ve seen her in months. I rest my case.
Considering all the epic hotness on display at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration, I was kind of hoping they’d hold a bikini Jello-wrestling Royal Rumble in order to determine the winner, but I guess they went the boring, conventional route and just voted instead. Because according to my sources, Candice Swanepoel was named #1 this year, and after checking out her perfect supermodel booty in these pictures, yeah, I’d say they definitely made the right choice. You know, once I regain the ability to speak in coherent sentences instead of just drooling and babbling. This might take a while.
Yesterday, Candice Swanepoel made an appearance on EXTRA and once again she proves with her legs show why she is the most popular Victoria’s Secret model and Maxim Magazine’s #1 hottie. Like I said many times before “hottie lists” are just a way for magazines to sell more copies, but this is the first time that I think a publication did it right.
According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.
Don’t think that just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks that I’ve forgotten about her. Because she’s still hands down one of the hottest girls to ever walk the planet as far as I’m concerned. She’s also got one of the best supermodel booties of all-time, as you can probably tell from these latest shots. So enjoy the new set of pictures from Candice, and if we’re lucky, we’ll get even more hotness where this came from soon enough.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
Looks like Victoria’s Secret is doing another one of their mall tours again, and this time it’s Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss‘ turn to go to pose with lingerie instead of actually wearing it, for some reason. At least Candice remembered to bust out some cleavage, but I’m sorry, I still don’t get it. And while we’re at it, I also don’t get how my favorite Irish hottie Rosalind Lipsett hasn’t become a Victoria’s Secret model yet. She’s just as hot as these two. Plus, I bet she’d be willing to actually show up to these things in the merchandise. Let’s make it happen people. Who’s with me?
In case you didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas this year, don’t worry, the latest issue of Vogue Brazil has got you covered: here’s Candice Swanepoel naked on a bed. Now I know it’s only one picture, and she’s on someone else’s bed, not yours, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. This is still pretty much any guy’s dream present, so enjoy.