I’ve been doing posts on Candice Swanepoel for years now, but somehow I just found out she had a kid almost a year ago. I didn’t even realize she had a boyfriend. Although I guess now I understand why she never replied to any of my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, point is, Alessandra Ambrosio finally has some competition for the coveted title of world’s hottest Victoria’s Secret MILF. Let the battle begin.
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I guess Victoria’s Secret must be doing some kind of cowboy-themed photoshoot with all their models right now, because yesterday, it was Elsa Hosk. And now today we’ve got Candice Swanepoel wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, lingerie and assless chaps. And I’d tell you who I think wore it better, but I seem to be having a little trouble focusing on the keyboard right about now. You’ll have to give me a minute. Well, make that more like 30-45 seconds.
I know I say this about all the Victoria’s Secret models (or all the ones not named Bella Hadid, anyway), but I’m pretty sure Candice Swanepoel has to be one of my favorites. Top 5, at least. I’m not 100% sure who’s got the #1 spot right now, but if Candice wants it, it’s pretty easy. All she has to do is keep delivering pants-melting lingerie photoshoots like this one, and agree to spend a full night in my mom’s basement. Like I said, easy. Call me!
Here’s the latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Candice Swanepoel, and you know, this is probably one of my favorite themes for a modeling shoot. And no, I’m not talking about Candice’s booty, although it is hard to beat that. I mean the whole “artsy black-and-white” thing. If you ask me, it really classes up those lingerie pictures. Now, speaking of classy, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for a few minutes. Enjoy.
I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I just went back and checked, and this is the first post I’ve done on Candice Swanepoel in months. Practically a full year. And I think that tells you all you really need to know about the state of the modeling business right now. When we get weekly photoshoots from wannabe fake models like Bella Hadid and go months without any new pictures from an actual stone-cold super-hottie like Candice, something is seriously wrong with this business. And here’s hoping it corrects itself soon, because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’d love to see more where these came from on a
weekly daily hourly basis.
In case you needed any more proof that foreign magazines do it better, here’s Candice Swanepoel getting fully naked for the latest issue of Vogue Spain. And since I’m guessing none of you perverts out there currently have a subscription to a Spanish fashion mag, not to worry, I’ve got all the highlights for you below. You’re welcome.
Because the only thing better than one leggy supermodel is three of them, here’s Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel and Emily Ratajkowski at some Marvel/Garage Magazine party in New York. I’m not entirely sure what comic books and hot models have to do with one another, but I do wish at least one of these hotties had decided to play to the theme and showed up in skintight spandex instead of these boring outfits.
I know it’s still the dead of winter and all, but here’s something guaranteed to melt your popsicle, even if you’re currently stationed at the North Pole. It’s Candice Swanepoel‘s latest set of lingerie and bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are rising pretty quickly over here. I might have to turn on the AC or hop in a cold shower just to cool down.
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Candice Swanepoel, and considering she’s hands down one of the hottest women in the world, that’s just inexcusable. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through her Instagram, and then I came across this great Victoria’s Secret booty shot. Don’t worry, you can thank me once you regain the ability to form complete sentences again. No rush.
I’m 99% sure there isn’t a better combination of words in the English language than the phrase “Candice Swanepoel nude.” And you’ll have to take my word for it, because I’m a professional writer, remember? Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline… Anyway, here’s Candice’s killer photoshoot for My Town Magazine, and however you want to say it, it just doesn’t get much better than this. Enjoy.
I don’t normally get these “fashion photoshoots” — they’re always a little too artsy for me. But I’m really digging Candice Swanepoel‘s latest shoot for Lui Magazine. Just make sure you look at these pictures somewhere air-conditioned, because that ice cream isn’t the only thing she’s melting. …I’m talking about my pants region, just to be clear. Ow!
I’ve always said that Candice Swanepoel is so smoking hot, she could wear just about anything and make it look good. And after this seriously sexy leg show that Candice put on in a pair of baggy overalls in New York, I’m even more convinced. Although for a real challenge, next let’s see Candice in something no model has ever been in before: yours truly’s favorite Star Wars sheets.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite models Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment.