Candice Swanepoel posted this on her Instagram. I like to think that she personally took this photo for me as my Christmas gift. I feel so blessed.
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I know I like to say that, for all the lingerie and/or bikini pictures I post, sometimes it just doesn’t get much better than a hottie in a tight white t-shirt, but I also know that not all of you degenerates believe me. So here’s proof: Candice Swanepoel at the airport looking as hot as I’ve seen her in months. I rest my case.
Considering all the epic hotness on display at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration, I was kind of hoping they’d hold a bikini Jello-wrestling Royal Rumble in order to determine the winner, but I guess they went the boring, conventional route and just voted instead. Because according to my sources, Candice Swanepoel was named #1 this year, and after checking out her perfect supermodel booty in these pictures, yeah, I’d say they definitely made the right choice. You know, once I regain the ability to speak in coherent sentences instead of just drooling and babbling. This might take a while.
Yesterday, Candice Swanepoel made an appearance on EXTRA and once again she proves with her legs show why she is the most popular Victoria’s Secret model and Maxim Magazine’s #1 hottie. Like I said many times before “hottie lists” are just a way for magazines to sell more copies, but this is the first time that I think a publication did it right.
According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess.
Don’t think that just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks that I’ve forgotten about her. Because she’s still hands down one of the hottest girls to ever walk the planet as far as I’m concerned. She’s also got one of the best supermodel booties of all-time, as you can probably tell from these latest shots. So enjoy the new set of pictures from Candice, and if we’re lucky, we’ll get even more hotness where this came from soon enough.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
Looks like Victoria’s Secret is doing another one of their mall tours again, and this time it’s Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss‘ turn to go to pose with lingerie instead of actually wearing it, for some reason. At least Candice remembered to bust out some cleavage, but I’m sorry, I still don’t get it. And while we’re at it, I also don’t get how my favorite Irish hottie Rosalind Lipsett hasn’t become a Victoria’s Secret model yet. She’s just as hot as these two. Plus, I bet she’d be willing to actually show up to these things in the merchandise. Let’s make it happen people. Who’s with me?
In case you didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas this year, don’t worry, the latest issue of Vogue Brazil has got you covered: here’s Candice Swanepoel naked on a bed. Now I know it’s only one picture, and she’s on someone else’s bed, not yours, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. This is still pretty much any guy’s dream present, so enjoy.
I know Christmas is still over two weeks away, but I don’t care, this is like some kind of Christmas miracle. Because not only do I have a new booty update from Maria Menounos (you guessed it, it still looks amazing), we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel putting on an awesome booty show of her own. Which makes these pictures hands-down the best lesbian fantasy of the year, not to mention the best present you’ll get all month. So enjoy guys, because it looks like Christmas came early this year.
I swear, it’s two steps forward, one back with these people. Because after getting Candice Swanepoel to model Victoria’s Secret’s new line of sports bras for their launch last month, the company’s back to their old tricks: having Candice present their new “Royal Fantasy Bra” while fully-clothed. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t get it. It’d be much easier to picture the fantasy if Candice was actually wearing it.
So this video of Candice Swanepoel rolling around topless on the beach is apparently called “Mesmerized.” Yeah, I’d say that’s about right. Although they could’ve also gone with “Drooling” or “Lost All Capacity For Rational Thought.” Anyway, sorry in advance for ruining your productivity for the rest of the day.
Looks like the Victoria’s Secret models are doing some kind of sports bra world tour for their new line, because yesterday we had Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge posing in sports bras and leggings in some random mall, and today it’s Candice Swanepoel‘s turn. I never understood why idiots camped out in front of Apple stores for the newest iPhone launch, but now I think I get it. I’d live outside the Victoria’s Secret for 3 months if it meant a chance to be the first to get my hands on Candice.
Apparently it’s Candice Swanepoel‘s turn to wear the “Fantasy Bra” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this year. Personally, I was thinking if it was a real fantasy bra it would be an invisible one, but it actually just means it’s really, really expensive. This year’s supposedly costs $10 million, which is the most yet. Although I’d assume a price tag that high also includes getting to take the bra off Candice. And if so, I think we should all pitch in and get a collection going, because that would definitely be worth every penny.