In case you didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas this year, don’t worry, the latest issue of Vogue Brazil has got you covered: here’s Candice Swanepoel naked on a bed. Now I know it’s only one picture, and she’s on someone else’s bed, not yours, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. This is still pretty much any guy’s dream present, so enjoy.
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I know Christmas is still over two weeks away, but I don’t care, this is like some kind of Christmas miracle. Because not only do I have a new booty update from Maria Menounos (you guessed it, it still looks amazing), we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel putting on an awesome booty show of her own. Which makes these pictures hands-down the best lesbian fantasy of the year, not to mention the best present you’ll get all month. So enjoy guys, because it looks like Christmas came early this year.
I swear, it’s two steps forward, one back with these people. Because after getting Candice Swanepoel to model Victoria’s Secret’s new line of sports bras for their launch last month, the company’s back to their old tricks: having Candice present their new “Royal Fantasy Bra” while fully-clothed. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t get it. It’d be much easier to picture the fantasy if Candice was actually wearing it.
So this video of Candice Swanepoel rolling around topless on the beach is apparently called “Mesmerized.” Yeah, I’d say that’s about right. Although they could’ve also gone with “Drooling” or “Lost All Capacity For Rational Thought.” Anyway, sorry in advance for ruining your productivity for the rest of the day.
Looks like the Victoria’s Secret models are doing some kind of sports bra world tour for their new line, because yesterday we had Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge posing in sports bras and leggings in some random mall, and today it’s Candice Swanepoel‘s turn. I never understood why idiots camped out in front of Apple stores for the newest iPhone launch, but now I think I get it. I’d live outside the Victoria’s Secret for 3 months if it meant a chance to be the first to get my hands on Candice.
Apparently it’s Candice Swanepoel‘s turn to wear the “Fantasy Bra” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this year. Personally, I was thinking if it was a real fantasy bra it would be an invisible one, but it actually just means it’s really, really expensive. This year’s supposedly costs $10 million, which is the most yet. Although I’d assume a price tag that high also includes getting to take the bra off Candice. And if so, I think we should all pitch in and get a collection going, because that would definitely be worth every penny.
These pictures of Candice Swanepoel are further proof that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Here she is dressed in funky “casual” wear walking the streets and if this outfit was on any other chick, it would look absolutely ridiculous, but because Candy is perfect she can pull it off. I’m sure her friends secretly hate her.
With all the Candice Swanepoel hotness we’ve had over the past couple months, I’m starting to run out of ways to express to you guys just how amazingly hot this girl is. But I’m pretty sure anyone with a working set of eyes knows that. So instead, I’m going to dedicate her latest awesome lingerie post to something more important: my ongoing campaign to get a supermodel to go out with me. So how about it Candice? Your place, or my mom’s?
Because it’s Friday afternoon, and there’s no better way to end the week than with Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, here’s the smoking hot supermodel’s latest shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Oh wait, did I mention Candice is also in a bikini and brought along a few friends? I guess I was wrong, there is a better way to end the week. So pack up a little early today and enjoy. You’re welcome.
I don’t care how your morning was going, because no matter what, today’s officially a good day, because I’ve got a new set of Candie Swanepoel bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret. So forget whining to your coworkers about your commute or bitching about how swamped you are this week. Just take one look at that perfect booty and nothing else will matter. But first, a disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for the fact that you won’t be able to get any work done for the rest of the day after looking at these pictures. That said, go ahead and enjoy them. I’m not your boss.
Sometimes if you wait long enough, good things happen. Like when our few hours of patience was rewarded when Candice Swanepoel took off those Daisy Dukes she momentarily covered up in and got back into a bikini. And just in time too. That was close. We almost went a full 24 hours without seeing Candice’s epic supermodel booty in a bikini. I don’t know what would’ve happened if we had, but I’m pretty sure it would’ve been terrible and involved looting, rioting and other mass pandemonium. Let’s just hope we never have to find out for sure.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like Candice Swanepoel covered up after those epic bikini pictures we had of her yesterdau. Luckily though, even Candice covered up is a good 30-40 times hotter than the average girl. Which means these pictures of her rocking a pair of mom Daisy Dukes are still just as likely to cause pants fires. So enjoy, but remember to exercise caution.
I’ve said this a million times… Candice Swanepoel is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Here she is poolside in Miami in a bikini that I could probably use as dental floss. In fact, I’d give up everything I own, which is not much to use as dental floss. Hey, I believe in good oral hygiene. Enjoy.