Good news: looks like all that Instagram modelling that Sara Jean Underwood‘s been doing lately has finally paid off. And no, she didn’t land a rich boyfriend. It’s way better than that: she landed a lingerie modelling gig for Yandy’s Valentine’s Day collection. Unfortunately, the whole campaign is pretty cheesy, but hey, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Sara in lingerie. (Even if she does show way more skin on her Instagram.)
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I guess Sara Jean Underwood has been digging all the attention I’ve been giving her lately almost as much as I’ve been digging her pictures, because she keeps dropping more of that serious hotness on her Instagram. And at this rate, I’m not sure which is going to overheat first: my computer or my pants. Yow!
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still working hard to try to land a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, and that’s great news for the rest of us. Because that means Sara’s Instagram is still an instant pants fire. So here’s a look at some of her latest shots. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a trip to the bank to see if they’ll let me take out a massive loan… Because I just found the perfect investment.
Somebody better warn Gigi Hadid that Sara Jean Underwood‘s coming for her title as the hardest-working Instagram model in Hollywood. Because after this latest round of Insta-hotness, it’s clear that Sara is a real pro when it comes to social media. I don’t know how she hasn’t managed to land a rich boyfriend with these pictures yet, but if Sara’s willing to lower her standards/income requirements, I save a bunch of money on rent by living in my mom’s basement… Just saying.
At this rate, I hope Sara Jean Underwood stays single forever, because the Instagram hotness she’s been giving us trying to attract a rich new boyfriend has been off the charts! I mean, just look at this latest booty shot she posted. I could die a very happy Tuna getting to wake up to a view like this every morning.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that none of you perverts out there won the big Powerball jackpot last night, which means you’re probably back at the office today daydreaming about how you would’ve spent all that money. Well, same here. And I already know my answer: I would’ve started dating Sara Jean Underwood. Because judging from these shots she posted to her Instagram in the last week, she’s still single and still hustling. Better keep buying those lottery tickets, just in case.
I was mostly just joking before, but now I’m convinced that Sara Jean Underwood is single again and looking for a rich new BF, because these pictures you’re currently drooling on your keyboard over? Yeah, they’re all Sara’s recent updates from Instagram. From just this week. Anyway, I’ve always loved Sara, so I hope she finds what she’s looking for. But in case she’s willing to settle, I think I technically qualify as a millionaire if you count expired Burger King coupons as part of my net worth. Call me!
It looks like Sara Jean Underwood must still be single, because she’s still hard at work, hustling like a pro. Here’s her latest smoking hot photoshoot, and between this and her Instagram, it probably won’t be too much longer before some lucky billionaire swoops in and becomes Sara’s new sugar daddy. I’d do it myself, but I’m pretty sure expired McDonald’s coupons don’t count towards your net worth… Anyway, until that day comes, at least we get to keep enjoying Sara’s hustle.
I’m pretty that Sara Jean Underwood is single now because out of all the Instagram models I follow she is working harder than anyone else. Here are some photos she released in a one week period. Anyway, I pray to god that no rich guy sweeps her off her feet, because when that happens I have a feeling that will be the end of her hustle. Enjoy.
Sara Jean Underwood must’ve had a boyfriend over the last few years because she disappeared from the little spotlight she had and we completely forgot that she exists. Anyway, I’m guesting that the relationship ended and now she’s probably looking for a new dude (and by dude, I mean someone very rich) because she’s posting on Instagram like crazy these days. Here are some pics she put up this week alone. When I see an Instagram model hustling like this, it usually means they’re on the prowl for a new sugar daddy. Keep in mind, I could be wrong. I’m also a little bitter that she would date Ryan Seacrest and not me.
I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models whose only claim to fame is knowing how to take a good bikini selfie, so this one’s for all you wannabe hotties out there. Because if you really want to build a serious Instagram following and become famous, you should be paying attention to how Sara Jean Underwood does it. Forget those lame, boring selfies and duck faces. Now here’s a girl who really knows how to pose. Yow!
It has been a long time since we’ve posted former “Playmate of The Year” Sara Jean Underwood. As you guys remember, Sara was the hottest thing back in 2007 and then she decided to get some bigger boobs which I think was a huge career mistake because her little perky boobs were absolutely amazing. And that’s coming from a big boob loving obsessed blogger. Anyway, like most fake breasted blond girls I think Sara has been attending nerd conventions as of late and signing autographs. I’m not sure though, because I’m too busy looking at her hotness and too lazy to Google this crap up.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sara Jean Underwood, and I think I finally figured out why. Because judging from this picture, it looks like everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model is training to become the world’s hottest professional ax thrower. I never realized you could make a living that way, but then again, I didn’t think posting sexy selfies on Instagram could be a full-time job either, and Sara proved me wrong there.