It has been a while since I have done a post on Sara Jean Underwood. She started to bore me and I don’t like chicks who try to make money off their bodies using Patreon. As a feminist I find this degrading! Also, I don’t like to pay to see boobies when I can get it for free on every single porn site in the world. Nonetheless she has now 3,457 suckers on Patreon. Good for her.
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Sara Jean Underwood now has 3,673 Patreons and growing. I can’t believe there are 3,673 idiots willing to pay for her to go on a permanent life vacation. Good for Sara for pulling that con off. Just more proof if you’re a hot chick you never have to work a day in your life. Anyway, as usual she looks hot in her stress free life.
Sara Jean Underwood seems to be working harder and harder these days. Her Patreon has 2886 followers now and she must be making a pretty good living off horny men who want access to her even sexier photos. Unfortunately, I do not have access cause I’m cheap and think there are better ways for hot chicks to make a living, since I’m a feminist and find this line of work degrading.
Here’s everyone’s favorite globe-trotting hottie Sara Jean Underwood back with another update on her latest travels. And I know Indonesian waterfalls and perfect sandy beaches and tropical paradises make for pretty great backgrounds for bikini shots, but any Insta-hottie with a plane ticket can do that. So if Sara ever wants to mix things up a little, she’s always welcome to come visit my
mom’s place. I can guarantee no Instagram model’s ever shot there before.
Here’s your latest Sara Jean Underwood travel update: looks like my favorite professional do-nothing hottie is still touring the globe on her loyal perverts’ — sorry, “followers” — dime. Including a trip to Indonesia to show off her booty next to a waterfall. And I’ve got to admit, that’s a pretty sweet view. And no, I’m not talking about the waterfall.
I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something.
While the rest of you guys are busy working off your Presidents’ Day hangover, or cleaning up after your big Presidents’ Day party, or putting away your Presidents’ Day tree, I want to take a minute to celebrate someone who never takes a day off, no matter how big or small the holiday is: Sara Jean Underwood. Here she is hard at work traveling the world on her loyal
perverts fans’ money, taking hot as hell pictures for the rest of us poor working stiffs to drool over. And before you say that isn’t a real job, whatever. You can’t argue with the results. Enjoy.
I guess Sara Jean Underwood must be making good money at this whole getting-perverts-to-crowdfund-her-hot-nobody-lifestyle scam, or at least enough for her to bring a friend or two along on her trips. But if Sara really wanted to have a good time, she should try bringing along a blogger. I think I could be real good at rubbing sunscreen on her hard to reach areas. Call me!
While the rest of us suckers are stuck toiling away
in our moms’ basements at the office this Monday, here’s Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her “office.” And honestly, I can’t even make fun of her. Somehow, Sara managed to figure out a way to fund her do-nothing lifestyle without having to resort to shacking up with some 80-year-old billionaire sugar daddy, so she gets to travel the world and we get these killer bikini pictures. I’d call that a win-win. Well, for everyone except the billionaires.
It’s January 2nd, which means it’s officially time to get back to work for most of you… And unfortunately, yes, that includes us celebrity T&A bloggers too. Luckily though, it also includes hot nobodies like Sara Jean Underwood here too. I know it seems like Sara’s on a perma-vacation from all the bikini pictures in exotic locations, but she’s actually hard at work right now too. Her office is just a little bit more better than the rest of ours.
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still “hard at work” traveling the world on
those suckers her loyal Patreon supporters’ dime, but I can’t really complain too much, because I’ve been enjoying this whole bikini world tour of hers almost as much as she has. And besides, the way I see it, if people are willing to pay for her to take a vacation, at least the rest of us are getting some pretty great postcards out of it. Enjoy.
I guess Sara Jean Underwood is still hard at work making fresh new content for all 3K of her Patreon suckers — sorry, I mean subscribers — because here she is giving new meaning to the term “riding bareback”. And don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely hot, but I feel like we’ve seen it before. If Sara really wants to give her fans something new and inventive, how about riding a blogger? No hottie’s ever done that before. Trust me.
I haven’t done a post on Sara jean Underwood in a while, but last I did, she was asking people to donate money for her elaborate vacations through her Patreon. She suckered 3K people. Good for her! It’s a crazy world when dudes pay for chicks they don’t even know to have endless vacations.
I know I like to rag on Sara Jean Underwood, but I can’t deny that the former Playboy model is some kind of business genius. I mean, not only has she conned a bunch of perverts into crowd-funding her do-nothing lifestyle, she’s also turned her bikini Instagram posts into ads for hotels and new music. I’m impressed. This girl is a real pro.