Sara Jean Underwood must’ve had a boyfriend over the last few years because she disappeared from the little spotlight she had and we completely forgot that she exists. Anyway, I’m guesting that the relationship ended and now she’s probably looking for a new dude (and by dude, I mean someone very rich) because she’s posting on Instagram like crazy these days. Here are some pics she put up this week alone. When I see an Instagram model hustling like this, it usually means they’re on the prowl for a new sugar daddy. Keep in mind, I could be wrong. I’m also a little bitter that she would date Ryan Seacrest and not me.
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I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models whose only claim to fame is knowing how to take a good bikini selfie, so this one’s for all you wannabe hotties out there. Because if you really want to build a serious Instagram following and become famous, you should be paying attention to how Sara Jean Underwood does it. Forget those lame, boring selfies and duck faces. Now here’s a girl who really knows how to pose. Yow!
It has been a long time since we’ve posted former “Playmate of The Year” Sara Jean Underwood. As you guys remember, Sara was the hottest thing back in 2007 and then she decided to get some bigger boobs which I think was a huge career mistake because her little perky boobs were absolutely amazing. And that’s coming from a big boob loving obsessed blogger. Anyway, like most fake breasted blond girls I think Sara has been attending nerd conventions as of late and signing autographs. I’m not sure though, because I’m too busy looking at her hotness and too lazy to Google this crap up.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sara Jean Underwood, and I think I finally figured out why. Because judging from this picture, it looks like everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model is training to become the world’s hottest professional ax thrower. I never realized you could make a living that way, but then again, I didn’t think posting sexy selfies on Instagram could be a full-time job either, and Sara proved me wrong there.
Here’s everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model Sara Jean Underwood hard at work. And while the drool-worthy leggings shot is exactly the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from Sara these days, I’m not so sure about the second one. I mean, I thought she was a pro. So where’s the lingerie mirror selfies and bikini pictures? Look, the professional Twitter modeling world is getting pretty competitive these days, and Sara’s gonna need to step her game up if she wants to stay on top. Maybe she just needs a new photographer. I’ve already got a ton of ideas and my phone takes great pictures. Call me.
Ever since her show got cancelled and Sara Jean Underwood isn’t on TV every day any more, she’s had to fall back on her professional Twitter modeling gig. Which means unfortunately we’ve gotten to see way less of her lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and bring you guys a couple of her hottest Instagram pictures. That said, Sara needs to get back into some hot action stat. She’s falling off the grid. And luckily, I thought of a great way for her to get more exposure: join the Hollywood Tuna team. I haven’t come up with a job description beyond “just stand around looking hot” yet, but I figure that’s pretty much the same gig as what she used to do on her show, so it should be a good fit.
Here’s a picture of Sara Jean Underwood combining two of her favorite things: Twitter modeling and yoga. And wouldn’t you know it, but this shot also combines two of my favorites: Sara’s awesome booty and… Sorry, I forgot the second one. I was too distracted by the view.
Now that Sara Jean Underwood‘s no longer working on that TV show of hers, it frees her up to do other things. Like follow her dreams and become a professional Twitter model, or get all sweaty in a boxing ring for Men’s Fitness. To be honest, I haven’t watched her video with the mute off yet, but I’m pretty sure when she describes her perfect body type, she says it’s pasty bloggers with giant forearms, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish my daily workout.
So apparently Sara Jean Underwood‘s aerial yoga routine is working, at least judging from this bikini picture she posted on Instagram. But obviously my Twitter campaign to get Sara to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna isn’t going quite as well, since that dude in the picture with her isn’t me. I know, try to contain your surprise. Anyway, if any of my readers are good with Photoshop, send me an email. I’ve got two requests: swap this lucky bastard out for me, and then put another hot blonde model on my other arm. My mom is gonna be so proud.
I’ve never heard of Aerial Yoga before, but honestly is there really a need for a new fitness fad? I guarantee you that we’ll be hearing about chicks all over breaking their necks doing this crap. Until then, I hope Sara Jean Underwood continues working her hot bod and keeps posting pics of her booty. I wonder if she takes photo requests because I think this shot would look much better in a thong. Email me and I’ll post it!
Once again, Sara Underwood is at some geek convention most likely signing posters of herself for a few bucks. Surely, there is a better way to make a living. I blame her management. If Sara was smart, she’d work with me as “Hollywood Tuna’s Hot Babe Reporter”. Her tasks would include going out to dinner with me, holding my hand in public, and full nude body rubs. It doesn’t pay well, but I know for a fact it’s better than having to take pictures with nerds all day who have bad breath because they forget to brush their teeth since they are too busy gaming. Sara, email me if interested.
As you guys know I am a big fan of Sara Jean Underwood, but ever since “Attack Of The Show” was cancelled the only place you can really find her is on Twitter and I guess signing events. You know your career is near the end when you have to resort to getting horny creepy men to pay you for an autographed picture. I guess girl has to the pay the bills somehow. It’s just sad. Fortunately, I know of other less respectable ways Sara could make loads of cash, she just has to contact me and be ready to lose all her inhibitions.
I’m not really sure what this awesome new Sara Jean Underwood photoshoot is for, but I do know this: man, am I glad she took a break from all that Twitter modeling to work with a real photographer again. Don’t get me wrong, I love Sara’s work as a professional Twitter model. But as my mom told me the other night, it’s time to get a real job. Now I get it, she was talking about Sara.