Here’s everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model Sara Jean Underwood hard at work. And while the drool-worthy leggings shot is exactly the kind of thing we’ve come to expect from Sara these days, I’m not so sure about the second one. I mean, I thought she was a pro. So where’s the lingerie mirror selfies and bikini pictures? Look, the professional Twitter modeling world is getting pretty competitive these days, and Sara’s gonna need to step her game up if she wants to stay on top. Maybe she just needs a new photographer. I’ve already got a ton of ideas and my phone takes great pictures. Call me.
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Ever since her show got cancelled and Sara Jean Underwood isn’t on TV every day any more, she’s had to fall back on her professional Twitter modeling gig. Which means unfortunately we’ve gotten to see way less of her lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and bring you guys a couple of her hottest Instagram pictures. That said, Sara needs to get back into some hot action stat. She’s falling off the grid. And luckily, I thought of a great way for her to get more exposure: join the Hollywood Tuna team. I haven’t come up with a job description beyond “just stand around looking hot” yet, but I figure that’s pretty much the same gig as what she used to do on her show, so it should be a good fit.
Here’s a picture of Sara Jean Underwood combining two of her favorite things: Twitter modeling and yoga. And wouldn’t you know it, but this shot also combines two of my favorites: Sara’s awesome booty and… Sorry, I forgot the second one. I was too distracted by the view.
Now that Sara Jean Underwood‘s no longer working on that TV show of hers, it frees her up to do other things. Like follow her dreams and become a professional Twitter model, or get all sweaty in a boxing ring for Men’s Fitness. To be honest, I haven’t watched her video with the mute off yet, but I’m pretty sure when she describes her perfect body type, she says it’s pasty bloggers with giant forearms, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish my daily workout.
So apparently Sara Jean Underwood‘s aerial yoga routine is working, at least judging from this bikini picture she posted on Instagram. But obviously my Twitter campaign to get Sara to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna isn’t going quite as well, since that dude in the picture with her isn’t me. I know, try to contain your surprise. Anyway, if any of my readers are good with Photoshop, send me an email. I’ve got two requests: swap this lucky bastard out for me, and then put another hot blonde model on my other arm. My mom is gonna be so proud.
I’ve never heard of Aerial Yoga before, but honestly is there really a need for a new fitness fad? I guarantee you that we’ll be hearing about chicks all over breaking their necks doing this crap. Until then, I hope Sara Jean Underwood continues working her hot bod and keeps posting pics of her booty. I wonder if she takes photo requests because I think this shot would look much better in a thong. Email me and I’ll post it!
Once again, Sara Underwood is at some geek convention most likely signing posters of herself for a few bucks. Surely, there is a better way to make a living. I blame her management. If Sara was smart, she’d work with me as “Hollywood Tuna’s Hot Babe Reporter”. Her tasks would include going out to dinner with me, holding my hand in public, and full nude body rubs. It doesn’t pay well, but I know for a fact it’s better than having to take pictures with nerds all day who have bad breath because they forget to brush their teeth since they are too busy gaming. Sara, email me if interested.
As you guys know I am a big fan of Sara Jean Underwood, but ever since “Attack Of The Show” was cancelled the only place you can really find her is on Twitter and I guess signing events. You know your career is near the end when you have to resort to getting horny creepy men to pay you for an autographed picture. I guess girl has to the pay the bills somehow. It’s just sad. Fortunately, I know of other less respectable ways Sara could make loads of cash, she just has to contact me and be ready to lose all her inhibitions.
I’m not really sure what this awesome new Sara Jean Underwood photoshoot is for, but I do know this: man, am I glad she took a break from all that Twitter modeling to work with a real photographer again. Don’t get me wrong, I love Sara’s work as a professional Twitter model. But as my mom told me the other night, it’s time to get a real job. Now I get it, she was talking about Sara.
Now that Attack of the Show is over, here’s Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her new job as a professional Twitter model: posing with a gun in short shorts, and in a more wholesome shot, with ice cream, some friends and short shorts. I don’t know what goes on over at Sara’s place, but clearly I’ve got to find a way to swing an invite. I’m not a big fan of guns, but I love those other three.
If you haven’t noticed, it’s kind of a slow news day in the world of celebrity funbags. You’d think now that it’s April, everybody would either be at the beach or on the red carpet, but I guess not. So I figured I’d do what I always do when things get slow: creep Sara Jean Underwood‘s Twitter. The only difference is this time I decided to share the two sweet bikini pictures I found. Enjoy.
This year, I haven’t done many posts on Sara Jean Underwood. Ever since Attack of the Show was cancelled she’s slowing falling off the map, but good thing for hosting duties because here she is at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. And let me be the first to say that red hot tight dress she has on just created a pant fire. If only Hollywood Tuna made some money, I’d have Sara be the face of the site. Hmmm… I wonder if she’d intern?
Finally! It took Sara Jean Underwood over 45 days for her to tweet something good in 2013. And fellas, this picture of her with her breasts about to bust through her shirt isn’t just good, it’s GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT! Also, make to check out the video below. If you thought that Sara’s only talent were her big fake boobs, you’ll discover that she has one other talent at the very end of the video. Be prepared to be turned on!
Coming in at #5 on Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 we’ve got our favorite former Attack Of The Show host and current 1# Twitter model, Sara Jean Underwood. Personally, I was a bigger fan of Sara before she got her boobs enhanced. Now I know you guy may be shocked to hear that coming from me, but bigger isn’t always better. Sara’s tasty little morsels were perfect and it’s a shame she would mess with a good thing. Nonetheless, she is super cute and sexy and deserves all the attention we give her.
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