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Sara Jean Underwood Getting Naked For Crownfunding

May 17th, 2017

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I’m too lazy to look up how Sara Jean Underwood‘s quest to crowdfund her hot nobody lifestyle is going (also, I’d rather just look at these pictures instead). But judging from these shots, somebody’s gotta be paying for all these expensive trips to exotic locations. And that got me thinking, if it’s working for Sara, maybe I should start a crowdfunding page of my own, and then I can finally get that new pair of sweatpants I need. Don’t laugh. Fresh sweatpants are essential to me doing this job. Mostly because then I won’t always get kicked out of coffee shops for violating their no pants, no service policy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hard At Work Getting Funding For Her Life

May 3rd, 2017

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In case you missed it, it looks like Sara Jean Underwood has given up on trying to score a rich guy to help fund her expensive do-nothing lifestyle. Because now she’s trying to get the Internet to be her sugar daddy by using super-hot bikini pictures taken in exotic locations to help crowd-fund pricey trips so she can… take even more super-hot pictures to share online. I don’t know how exactly that’s supposed to work, but look, I’ve seen a lot of dumb get-rich-quick schemes over the years. And honestly, as long as this keeps Sara hard at work taking pictures like this, this one sounds way better than that Nigerian prince who’s still supposed to Paypal me back my millions.

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Sara Jean Underwood Wants You To Fund Her Expensive Do Nothing Lifestyle!

April 25th, 2017

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So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter, and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…

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Sara Jean Underwood’s “Classy” Leg Spread

April 10th, 2017

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Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Hard At Work

April 5th, 2017

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I don’t know how I missed it, but apparently it was Sara Jean Underwood‘s birthday a few weeks back, and it turns out she celebrated in the best possible way: by taking a bikini vacation with a few of her hot friends and then posting a bunch of sexy pictures online. So, in other words, it was pretty much just another normal workday for a professional hot nobody like Sara. No wonder I didn’t notice right away.


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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Selfies

March 16th, 2017

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Alright, so I know yesterday I was saying that Sara Jean Underwood must still be looking for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy. But after this latest round of bikini hotness, I’m starting to get worried she might’ve actually found one. Because I don’t know how much being a professional Instagram model pays, but I’m 99% sure it’s not enough to cover a beach vacation this nice. Damn! And just when I was so close to finally hitting seven figures. (In expired McDonald’s coupons, that is…)

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Naughty Selfies

March 15th, 2017

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Great news, my fellow perverts: not only does it look like Sara Jean Underwood‘s still in the market for a new sugar daddy, but she’s stepping up the search in a big way with this latest round of sexy Snapchat selfies. Unfortunately, I still don’t think I’ve saved up enough to qualify, but I always enjoy the window shopping.

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Sara Jean Underwood Loves Nature

January 19th, 2017

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I’m happy to report that it looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still in the market for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, because she’s still out here doing sexy bikini photoshoots. And even though I know I’ll never save up nearly enough money for her on my blogger salary — I tried doing a Kickstarter, but apparently it’s “against their terms of service.” Prudes. — at least these pictures make for a pretty good consolation prize. Plus, they’re 100% free. So, save your hard-earned cash and just enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Working Hard In the Wilderness

December 16th, 2016

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Sara Jean Underwood must’ve taken some time off recently, because it’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten any new pictures from her. I guess it’s hard work trying to land a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and she needed a break. But judging from this busty, wilderness-themed photoshoot, Sara’s back at it again, and it’s a good thing, because it means now I can get back to work too. AKA drooling on my keyboard while I post more pictures of this serious hottie. Enjoy!

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Instagram Models Are Bad At Pushing Products – Sara Jean Underwood Edition

October 12th, 2016

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Listen, I love Sara Jean Underwood as much as the next Internet pervert, but even I’ve got to admit the Playboy model-turned-Instagram model isn’t exactly an A-lister. So I’m not sure why Yandy got her to make a video about terrible Halloween costumes for them — I mean, who in their right mind hires Sara to film a video where the whole point is she’s wearing clothes? Anyway, I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t get it, because last I checked, they were only at 363 views. I’m sure this post will change that (you’re welcome, guys), but still, companies need to save their money or hire real star power. That’s just good business.

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