Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.
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I don’t know how I missed it, but apparently it was Sara Jean Underwood‘s birthday a few weeks back, and it turns out she celebrated in the best possible way: by taking a bikini vacation with a few of her hot friends and then posting a bunch of sexy pictures online. So, in other words, it was pretty much just another normal workday for a professional hot nobody like Sara. No wonder I didn’t notice right away.
Looks like I may have spoke too soon when I said Sara Jean Underwood had found herself a new rich boyfriend/meal ticket. Because there’s only two reasons a hot nobody posts this many topless pictures online: A) to find herself a new sugar daddy and B) to get featured on Hollywood Tuna. So Sara’s one for two, at least.
Alright, so I know yesterday I was saying that Sara Jean Underwood must still be looking for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy. But after this latest round of bikini hotness, I’m starting to get worried she might’ve actually found one. Because I don’t know how much being a professional Instagram model pays, but I’m 99% sure it’s not enough to cover a beach vacation this nice. Damn! And just when I was so close to finally hitting seven figures. (In expired McDonald’s coupons, that is…)
Great news, my fellow perverts: not only does it look like Sara Jean Underwood‘s still in the market for a new sugar daddy, but she’s stepping up the search in a big way with this latest round of sexy Snapchat selfies. Unfortunately, I still don’t think I’ve saved up enough to qualify, but I always enjoy the window shopping.
I’m happy to report that it looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still in the market for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, because she’s still out here doing sexy bikini photoshoots. And even though I know I’ll never save up nearly enough money for her on my blogger salary — I tried doing a Kickstarter, but apparently it’s “against their terms of service.” Prudes. — at least these pictures make for a pretty good consolation prize. Plus, they’re 100% free. So, save your hard-earned cash and just enjoy.
Sara Jean Underwood must’ve taken some time off recently, because it’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten any new pictures from her. I guess it’s hard work trying to land a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and she needed a break. But judging from this busty, wilderness-themed photoshoot, Sara’s back at it again, and it’s a good thing, because it means now I can get back to work too. AKA drooling on my keyboard while I post more pictures of this serious hottie. Enjoy!
Listen, I love Sara Jean Underwood as much as the next Internet pervert, but even I’ve got to admit the Playboy model-turned-Instagram model isn’t exactly an A-lister. So I’m not sure why Yandy got her to make a video about terrible Halloween costumes for them — I mean, who in their right mind hires Sara to film a video where the whole point is she’s wearing clothes? Anyway, I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t get it, because last I checked, they were only at 363 views. I’m sure this post will change that (you’re welcome, guys), but still, companies need to save their money or hire real star power. That’s just good business.
Here’s the hardest-working Instagram hottie in the biz Sara Jean Underwood putting the great in the Great Outdoors for her latest Insta-photoshoot. And with all this hard work Sara’s been putting in lately, I honestly don’t know how she hasn’t landed a new rich sugar daddy boyfriend yet. I’d try to swoop her up myself, but I don’t think having millions of dollars in Jamba Juice coupons are the kind of liquid assets Sara’s looking for. Too bad. We could’ve been good together.
Good news: I guess Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new rich boyfriend yet, because she’s still hard at work posting sexy pictures on Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest. Although on closer inspection (AKA my nose pressed up against my computer screen), it looks like Sara’s ass got a little fat or she got implants or something. Either way, I don’t like it. I just hope this doesn’t ruin my chances to be her new sugar daddy. Just kidding. Everyone knows I could never afford her on a blogger’s salary.
For the past few months now, Sara Jean Underwood‘s been hard at work posting some serious hotness on her Instagram. And here’s a few of her latest highlights from a photoshoot she did in Yosemite National Park. You know, I’ve never really understood why people called it the “great outdoors,” but after these pictures, I think I’m finally starting to get it. Yow!
It’s been at least a few weeks since we’d gotten any new Sara Jean Underwood hotness and I’m not gonna lie, I was starting to get a little worried she’d finally landed a sugar daddy after all that work she was putting in looking for one on Instagram. But good news: I just came across this killer lingerie photoshoot and it looks like Sara’s still hard at work. Phew.
I can’t believe Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found a new sugar daddy yet with all the serious hotness she’s been posting on Instagram lately, but lucky for us, instead of giving up, she kicked it up a notch in this latest round of pictures by enlisting a friend (aka Tina Louise) and one very lucky donut. It’s funny to see two chicks who are both in their early 30s act like a pair of 20-something wannabes like this, but hey, I’m not complaining. I’m too busy wishing I could trade places with that donut.
Good news: looks like Sara Jean Underwood still hasn’t found herself a new super-rich sugar daddy just yet, because she’s still hard at work posting some serious hotness on Instagram looking for one. And I don’t know who this Neil Patel dude is either, but I’m assuming he’s some rich bastard who’s about to get very, very lucky and hit the hottie lottery. I hate him already.