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Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Hustler

November 29th, 2017

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I guess Sara Jean Underwood is still hard at work making fresh new content for all 3K of her Patreon suckers — sorry, I mean subscribers — because here she is giving new meaning to the term “riding bareback”. And don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely hot, but I feel like we’ve seen it before. If Sara really wants to give her fans something new and inventive, how about riding a blogger? No hottie’s ever done that before. Trust me.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still hard At Work

October 4th, 2017

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I know I like to rag on Sara Jean Underwood, but I can’t deny that the former Playboy model is some kind of business genius. I mean, not only has she conned a bunch of perverts into crowd-funding her do-nothing lifestyle, she’s also turned her bikini Instagram posts into ads for hotels and new music. I’m impressed. This girl is a real pro.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hard At Work

September 26th, 2017

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I guess I never realized just how much money Sara Jean Underwood was making off this whole crowdfunding thing. But not only does she have enough to go do absolutely nothing on a bunch of tropical beaches, she’s apparently also got enough money to hire a personal suntan lotion assistant to come with her. Which is a total waste, if you ask me. I would’ve done it for free!

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Working Hard In Life

September 22nd, 2017

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I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood a lot for getting her loyal perverts — sorry, fans — to crowdfund her world travels, but honestly, good for her. I’d do it too, if I could somehow convince a bunch of dudes living in their mom’s basements to pay me a set fee every month for access to pictures they could get for free with a little creative Googling. When you think about it, Sara’s kind of a business genius. Forget making fun of her. I should be asking if she wants to be my new CFO.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is “Working” Hard For Her Money

September 13th, 2017

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I haven’t done a post on Sara Jean Underwood in a while because turns out she doesn’t like me very much. I think it has to do with the fact that I find it ridiculous that she has a Patreon page and asks her “fans” to fund her lavish lifestyle in exchange for exclusive content. Now just because I find it ridiculous doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do it either. That is if I was a hot chick who never had to work a day in her life. Remember this. There is no white privilege. There is only hot privilege. And if you’re not hot, better figure a way to make a lot of cash so that you can find a hottie to have your kid to clean up your gene pool. That goes for you ugly chicks too.

         
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Booty For The USA

July 5th, 2017

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I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood and her whole crowdfunding her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle, but I’ve got to give her credit: she definitely knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July. And I know the flag technically isn’t supposed to touch the ground and all that, but I’m pretty sure the founding fathers would be willing to make an exception for this flag bikini if Sara wanted to take it off for some post-Fourth of July fireworks. I know I would. Yow.

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Sara Jean Underwood Getting Naked For Crownfunding

May 17th, 2017

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I’m too lazy to look up how Sara Jean Underwood‘s quest to crowdfund her hot nobody lifestyle is going (also, I’d rather just look at these pictures instead). But judging from these shots, somebody’s gotta be paying for all these expensive trips to exotic locations. And that got me thinking, if it’s working for Sara, maybe I should start a crowdfunding page of my own, and then I can finally get that new pair of sweatpants I need. Don’t laugh. Fresh sweatpants are essential to me doing this job. Mostly because then I won’t always get kicked out of coffee shops for violating their no pants, no service policy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hard At Work Getting Funding For Her Life

May 3rd, 2017

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In case you missed it, it looks like Sara Jean Underwood has given up on trying to score a rich guy to help fund her expensive do-nothing lifestyle. Because now she’s trying to get the Internet to be her sugar daddy by using super-hot bikini pictures taken in exotic locations to help crowd-fund pricey trips so she can… take even more super-hot pictures to share online. I don’t know how exactly that’s supposed to work, but look, I’ve seen a lot of dumb get-rich-quick schemes over the years. And honestly, as long as this keeps Sara hard at work taking pictures like this, this one sounds way better than that Nigerian prince who’s still supposed to Paypal me back my millions.

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Sara Jean Underwood Wants You To Fund Her Expensive Do Nothing Lifestyle!

April 25th, 2017

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So I guess Sara Jean Underwood decided to give up on her plan to trap seduce a rich boyfriend via Instagram and Twitter, and it’s on to Plan B. And unfortunately, that isn’t settling for a C-list blogger who lives with his mom. Instead, she’s apparently starting a Patreon to try to get her loyal perverts fans to fund her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle. Huh. I never realized you could do that. I always thought Patreon was for real artists. But maybe I should start one myself. My sweatpant and Kleenex fund is running a little low…

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