I don’t know what the hell this picture is all about, but I absolutely love it. Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her equally hot friend hamming it up for the camera in yet another sexy Twitter picture. I think the chick is obsessed with Twitter, or taking pictures of herself half naked. I’m good either way. Obviously this is some sort of inside joke that nobody else understands, but they’re drinking giant adult beverages in skimpy little bikinis so who cares. Enjoy.
CELEBRITIES > Bikinis
When I was a younger man I used to wish that I was Sonic The Hedgehog, I’m not going to get into any details about that, but after seeing this picture I now wish that I was a guy dressed up as Sonic The Hedgehog. Here’s Attack Of The Showhottie Sara Jean Underwood feeling up one of the luckiest minimum wage struggling actor ever. Son of a bitch! How he doesn’t have that massive hand all over that tiny little booty is beyond me. Make your move Sonic.
I’m not one hundred percent sure about this, and I don’t have any evidence to really back this up, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly why those nerds invented Twitter. Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her sexy bikini clad friends hanging out in their bikinis drinking mimosas. Thank you Twitter nerds, thank you.
I couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood, that’s not to say I approve of her wearing silly mom jeans or doing that Jesus crap Tim Tebow does that helps other people with the Super Bowl, but she’s just so damn hot. Mom jeans normally aren’t flattering to the booty and yet Sara seems to pull it off… I’d love to see her pull those things off.
Oh my god! I’ve been in love with this Sara Jean Underwood beauty ever since she first came into my life a few years ago in the pages of Playboy, but I don’t think she’s ever looked as good as she looks right now. Here she is looking amazing in a photoshoot for something called J Valentine . I don’t know what that is, but it seems to involve some bikinis and costumes marketed towards strippers. I love it.
If you thought the Sara Jean Underwood bikini pictures I had up the other day were hot, you were right, but I think these shots are even hotter. Here she is getting all hot and sweaty in the pages of Men’s Fitness. I’d like to go a few rounds with this hot piece of ass. You can tell her I said that, I’m not afraid of her. If more gyms had hotties like this working out in outfits that allowed their breasts to breathe, we’d have a much healthier society. Amaze.
If for some reason you weren’t already convinced that Sara Jean Underwood was one hell of a hot piece of ass by all the amazing pictures I’ve posted of her over the last little while, these ought to do the trick. Here she is at a sexy bikini party getting an even sexier lesbian motorboat from one of her hot bikini clad friends. I’m jealous. I don’t actually think they’re lesbians, I’m not an idiot, they just have lesbian tendencies when the drinks are flowing and there are cameras around… My favorite kind of lesbians.
You all know how much I love Sara Jean Underwood, she gives me underwood every time I see her, so getting these shots of her lounging all sexy like at home is awesome. Unless my bank account gets a sudden influx of cash, this is as close as I’m going to get to spending any time in the bedroom with my sweet sweet Sara. I’ll take whatever I can get. I always thought she hung out at home half naked, now I’ve got proof. If I looked like Sara I’d spend a lot of time half naked too…. Probably covered in baby oil. Check out more shots here.
It appears that Sara Jean Underwood has taken over from Adrienne Curry as the top Twitter exhibitionist. Here she is showing off those lovely lady lumps I’ve become so fond of over the last few months for ‘National Cleavage Day’. It seems like every day is a national day of something…. When is it ‘National Have Sex With The Tuna Day’?
Man, I love this Sara Jean Underwood hottie! I know I’ve said that before, but how could you not love a chick who hosts her own sexy Star Wars themed car wash for the Make A Wish Foundation and then follows it up by posing in her underwear with a team of hotties covered in food? The woman knows what I like. Here she is with the Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore having themselves one hell of a sexy food fight. I’ve never been so hungry in my life.
I know that Sara Jean Underwood works for G4 TV sometimes and seems to love teasing nerds by going to their conventions wearing skimpy superhero costumes and stuff like that, so when I heard there were some pictures of her working a Star Wars themed car wash I was intrigued and more than a little aroused. I’m not even a huge Star Wars fan, but this is pretty awesome. A hottie like this in a soaking wet tight white outfit? Come on. I wonder how many nerd testicles exploded that afternoon.
Just when I think I’ve seen the hottest possible pictures of Sara Jean Underwood, along comes yet another one. What the hell lady? She’s got to be doing this on purpose. Alright so she’s not in a bikini playing ping pong or oiled up ready for a wrestling match, which was awesome, but she’s hot as hell downing beers out of a glass boot with her hot friends and her boobs hanging out. I think I’m in love.
The other day I thought I had seen the hottest picture of Sara Jean Underwood ever, she was playing ping pong in a bikini, come on. But I think I may have spoken too soon. Here she is all oiled up looking hotter than ever, like she’s about to do a little girl-on-girl wrestling. Where the hell are those pictures? I think I could take her, I’m so convince in fact that I’ve already oiled myself up. Let’s do this.