It appears that Sara Jean Underwood has taken over from Adrienne Curry as the top Twitter exhibitionist. Here she is showing off those lovely lady lumps I’ve become so fond of over the last few months for ‘National Cleavage Day’. It seems like every day is a national day of something…. When is it ‘National Have Sex With The Tuna Day’?
CELEBRITIES > Sara Jean Underwood
Man, I love this Sara Jean Underwood hottie! I know I’ve said that before, but how could you not love a chick who hosts her own sexy Star Wars themed car wash for the Make A Wish Foundation and then follows it up by posing in her underwear with a team of hotties covered in food? The woman knows what I like. Here she is with the Rosie Jones, Emma Glover and Victoria Moore having themselves one hell of a sexy food fight. I’ve never been so hungry in my life.
I know that Sara Jean Underwood works for G4 TV sometimes and seems to love teasing nerds by going to their conventions wearing skimpy superhero costumes and stuff like that, so when I heard there were some pictures of her working a Star Wars themed car wash I was intrigued and more than a little aroused. I’m not even a huge Star Wars fan, but this is pretty awesome. A hottie like this in a soaking wet tight white outfit? Come on. I wonder how many nerd testicles exploded that afternoon.
Just when I think I’ve seen the hottest possible pictures of Sara Jean Underwood, along comes yet another one. What the hell lady? She’s got to be doing this on purpose. Alright so she’s not in a bikini playing ping pong or oiled up ready for a wrestling match, which was awesome, but she’s hot as hell downing beers out of a glass boot with her hot friends and her boobs hanging out. I think I’m in love.
The other day I thought I had seen the hottest picture of Sara Jean Underwood ever, she was playing ping pong in a bikini, come on. But I think I may have spoken too soon. Here she is all oiled up looking hotter than ever, like she’s about to do a little girl-on-girl wrestling. Where the hell are those pictures? I think I could take her, I’m so convince in fact that I’ve already oiled myself up. Let’s do this.
I don’t really know what to tell you about these shots, it’s my new favorite hottie Sara Jean Underwood playing ping pong in her bikini. It’s almost the most perfect picture I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s just something about a hottie doing pretty much anything in a bikini that I really enjoy. I think it’s time Sara and I team up for some mixed doubles. I’ll wear a Speedo.
I think this picture of Sara Jean underwood is one of my favorites, and I’ve had some really hot shots of this chick on the site, but this one really speaks to me. I think I might be falling in love with her…. Or I just like hot chicks in little bikinis drinking beer. Either way I like it. Now I want to see the pictures of her later that day after she’s downed a dozen of those things. I bet the top comes off. Hot.
Here’s hottie Sara Jean Underwood flashing her pussy in a hot little picture she posted on her Twitter page. I didn’t think it would be that hairy, I thought she be one of those women who…. Wait, you know I’m talking about that cat right? Get your mind out of the gutter, I just thought that because she’s all into that asian anime stuff she would be one of those women who have a weird hairless cat. That’s all.
It’s pretty clear that things have been going very well between me and my new internet girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood, she keeps posting pictures of her sexy body on Twitter and I keep touching myself inappropriately to them, so I’m looking forward to spending our first Xmas together. Here she is spreading some holiday cheer in a couple of really tight dresses. I’d like to deck those halls… With my face. You get my drift right? I want to do sex stuff with her, weird stuff you see on the internet. Call me.
Merry Christmas with Sara Jean Underwood
Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.
Here’s my new internet girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood showing off her incredibly tight little body in some sweet workout gear as she fires off a few rounds at the gun range. I’m not really a gun guy, I’d be that guy that shoots himself in the leg at a club, but can you imagine what she looks like as she fires that thing? Her breasts probably jiggle ever so slightly with every shot. Awesome. I would like to see high definition, super slow motion footage of this as soon as possible. There’s got to be a nerd out their who can find this for me. Hit me up on Twitter.
Here’s Attack Of The Show cutie Sara Jean Underwood dressed up as that chick from that sci-fi movie I can’t remember the name of. Ask a nerd. I think this is my favorite of this year’s Halloween hotties, not because I’m a giant nerd or anything, but because Sara has quickly become one of my favorite internet girlfriends. She’s cute, her body is absolutely spectacular and she’s barely wearing any clothing. That’s a pretty good recipe for erections if you ask me. So hot.
Here’s TV nerd hottie Sara Jean Underwood looking sexy on set in her tight little white dress. The woman’s body is amazing, I want to do things to her that I don’t think I should share with you, I might go on some sort of government list they’re so dirty. I’m just upset that I’ve only got the one shot. Luckily, because it’s Friday and I’m a good guy, I thought it might be nice if I shared a few videos of my hot internet girlfriend showing off her incredible little body. You’re welcome.