Here’s Sara Jean Underwood modeling for some company called DraftDay. I’m not really sure what that is, other than that it obviously has something to do with football. And yeah, I know I could always look it up, but that would mean I’d have to stop staring at these pictures. And I’m just not sure if that’s worth it. If you figure it out, let me know.
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Here’s a shot of my favorite Twitter model, Sara Jean Underwood, filming a skit for Funny or Die. I have no clue what it’s going to be about, but I can already tell you they’re doing it wrong. Everybody knows Sara’s much funnier in lingerie. It’s a proven fact. Hopefully it’s just not too late to change it. Don’t worry, I’m happy to do the rewrites. As you guys know, I’m something of a comedy genius.
Halloween’s coming up soon, which is always one of my favorite holidays of the year, because it means it’s totally acceptable for hot girls to walk around in outfits like this. Let’s see Thanksgiving try to top that. Anyway, Sara Jean Underwood Tweeted a little preview of coming attractions for anyone lucky enough to be invited to whatever party she’s going to. My invitation must still be in the mail, right Sara?
Here is Sara Jean Underwood doing an E.T. promotion for G4TV. It’s one of the first times I’ve ever seen her in something non-revealing and I’m not too happy about it. You have to understand I spend hours scouring the web for material and when you come across new Sara Jean Underwood pics, usually you get a warm fuzzy feeling below the waist. Not this time. Role playing Elliot is just not my bag.
Here’s professional Twitter model Sara Jean Underwood giving us a preview of her modeling for Roma Costumes. And surprise, she’s doing her signature look: the duck face. I know Sara’s a pro and all, but I still don’t get it. My
mom sources tell me that if you make a face too often, you’ll get stuck that way. So if that does happen, I’d prefer it was with Sara’s signature O face instead. Now there’s a look that never goes out of style.
I think Sara Jean Underwood gets a thrill off of punishing us nerds who follow her Twitter account with these bikini pictures. It’s cruel, but let’s keep it going! Next time though, could you at least pose next to friends who are a little more in your league. I know, it’s the typical hot girl move to hang around friends who aren’t equally as hot to make yourself look even better. It works, but it isn’t necessary.
So, I didn’t know this, but apparently in addition to doing G4TV’s Attack of the Show, Sara Jean Underwood is also a professional Twitter model now. At least, that’s what it looks like from all the pictures she’s always posting. But if Sara were smarter, she wouldn’t be giving all this hotness away for free, she’d start her own pay site. Wait, what am I saying? That would put me out of a job! I wonder if Twitter is hiring. I do a great Blue Steel.
Spend time on your Facebook and you’ll notice a trend: girls making duck faces. The key to the perfect duck face is to slightly tilt your head to the side and pucker up your lips. For some reason, women think that this angle makes them look attractive. Unfortunately, only few can pull off a sexy duck face. You have to be super hot like Sara Jean Underwood or… you have to be super hot like Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got it? So stop with the stupid faces.
It looks to me like Sara Jean Underwood has trouble saying no to pretty much any project that’s put in front of her. Normally I like a hottie who can’t say no, but this is a little much. Here she is busting out of her tank top on the movie poster for some horror movie crap called Zellwood. This looks like it was filmed by a couple of dudes with a camera phone. What the hell? I’m going to make my own low budget film, would she like to be the star of that too? I don’t know what it will be about, but the genre will definitely be female erotica. Let me know.
Last week I posted a teaser picture of Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski getting all hot and bothered while munching down on a burger in a deep meat embrace for a new sexy Carl’s Jr commercial. So I just had to share a video of the action when it came my way. So hot. I’ve also got a few extra Twitter or Instagram pictures of the hottie just for good measure. All of a sudden I’m very, very hungry. Nice.
I’ve never in my life eaten a Carl’s Jr hamburger, I had never even heard of them until recently, but after seeing some of their hot ad campaigns I may have to start. They’ve had all kinds of hotties in their commercials and they seem to understand the fact that hot women eating delicious, sloppy meat sells food. Imagine that? Here are Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski taking a bite out of each other’s meat in a promo shot for the new Memphis BBQ Burger. I don’t care what it’s for, I want one.
Sara Jean Underwood really seems to know how to get my attention, the chick is just sexy and likes to show off her amazingly tight body any chances she gets. Here she is at home trying out her sex swing. Wait, what? I get that she’s just joking around and showing off for the Twitter camera, but what I’m getting out of this -aside from a massive erection of course- is that Sara Jean Underwood owns a sex swing. Awesome. When can I come over? I’ll bring a box of wine and some water pistols filled with baby oil.
If I had a “Men Magazine Sites” and needed an idea for an article. I would make a post called “50 Hot Chicks Enjoying Frappuccinos” inspired by this Sara Jean Underwood picture. Then I’d use Google images to find the other 49 pictures. But that requires too much work and Sara is hot enough on her own. So Enjoy.