Irina Shayk is hands down one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models. And even though we haven’t seen as much of the Russian hottie as I’d like lately, I could post 10 photoshoots of her per day and it’d still barely be enough, as far as I’m concerned. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this new shoot Irina did for Vogue, while I go look for 9 more. Wish me luck.
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I have no clue what Figaro Magazine is, and I don’t care. I’m just really glad I didn’t miss these shots of Irina Shayk getting naked for their latest issue. And actually, seeing these just gave me a great idea. No, not to lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. I meant starting my own phoney magazine to get Irina to strip down for me too. Hey, if these guys can do it, why can’t I? Wish me luck!
I hope Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid and all the rest of the so-called Instagram supermodels out there are paying attention right now, because Irina Shayk just gave us all a masterclass in how you do social media. Here’s a few of her latest pants-melting Instagram posts, just in case you’re not already following her. But just be careful: with pictures this hot, Irina’s liable to make both your computer and your pants overheat.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case.
According to my sources, these shots of Irina Shayk running around Central Park are from a new photoshoot she’s doing for Vogue. Which is weird, because with the way the Victoria’s Secret hottie’s all covered up here, I could’ve sworn it was for the new and “improved” Playboy. But I expected better from a fashion mag. Screw the clothes, where’s all the “artsy” topless shots?
I don’t mean to brag or anything, but over the years, I’ve become kind of an expert on Victoria’s Secret hotties like Irina Shayk here. And it’s my professional opinion that the less clothing they wear, the hotter they look. These shots of Irina during Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week just confirm that theory. Because as good as she’s looking here, I guarantee she’d look a million times hotter in nothing but lingerie. It’s just simple math.
As far as I’m concerned, we don’t do nearly enough posts on Irina Shayk in lingerie in this site… If it were up to me, we’d have new shots of her perfect body twice a day. But I guess that’s a lot of pictures to take and there’s only so many photographers out there. So anyway, here’s Irina’s latest photoshoot, and if she ever needs someone to take more of these lingerie shots, I’d be happy to volunteer. My phone takes great pictures.
Now that Irina Shayk finally listened to me and broke up with that soccer-playing loser, I guess she’s got more free time on her hands. But instead of using it to finally pay a visit to her favorite blogger, here she is coming back from seeing a show in London. Now, personally, the only live performances I go to see involve stages with a pole on them, but if I knew that hotties like Irina went to the theater, I might give it a shot. Because this right here is definitely something worth giving a standing ovation. Encore!
I know I say this about most of the models I want to sleep with (aka all of them), but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I actually mean it — as far as I’m concerned, she’s one of the sexiest models out there. So here she is at amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking crazy hot (as usual), and if you can find anyone hotter, then I want to hear about her. Mostly so I can ask her out, because for some reason, Irina still hasn’t answered any of my Twitter proposals yet. I’m sure she’s just really busy with all these parties. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.
I don’t know why we don’t get more photoshoots like this one from Irina Shayk. I mean, for my money, she’s hands-down one of the hottest women in the world. But for some reason, it’s been at least a couple months since I last did a post on her. And all I know is, in an ideal world, we’d be getting a new bikini photoshoot from Irina every other day. Then again, I’d also be married to Irina while simultaneously dating the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, but for right now, I’d settle for just one of those dreams coming true.
So every year, British magazine LOVE does their own advent calendar, only instead of stale chocolate, it comes with daily videos of hot models. (Which is waaaay better, if you ask me.) And here’s the one for today: Irina Shayk doing a strip tease that’s so hot, it makes me wish I’d asked for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. So forget “spending time with your family” and all that crap and instead, celebrate the holidays the right way: locked in a bathroom watching this video on repeat.
I know I say this about every model I want to try to convince to sleep with me (which is all of them, in case you were wondering), but when it comes to Irina Shayk, it’s true. She really is one of the hottest women on the planet. Here’s her latest smoking hot swimsuit shoot, and if I were you, I’d make sure to know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because I have a feeling you’re going to need it.