Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case.