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Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge Make A Great Pair

July 4th, 2014

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Because I always love to be reminded that hot supermodels actually hang out together in real-life and not just in my overactive imagination, here’s Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge walking around in New York together. Unfortunately though, they’re not wearing bikinis, or lingerie, or wrestling one another in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Hmm, maybe you’re right, my imagination is way better.

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Kate Upton Is A Busty Black Widow

May 6th, 2014

In case, like me, you were too busy using Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get blasted on tequila, apparently it was The Met Gala in New York last night, which meant a bunch of hotties showed up to try and outdo each other on the red carpet. Here’s Kate Upton‘s best attempt, but instead of a classy fashionable model, all I’m seeing is a black widow with big boobs. I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately, but Kate should stop trying to pretend to be something she’s not and just stick to what works: bikini photoshoots and videos like this one below of her behind-the-scenes at bikini photoshoots. You know, like how I stick to blogging instead of getting a real job.

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Kate Upton Busts Out In Vogue UK

May 5th, 2014

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Remember those hot Vogue UK shots of Kate Upton from last week? Well, good news, because the rest of the set just came in over the weekend, and I’m happy to report that they’re even better than the last ones. And it’s nice to see that Kate’s finally getting back to her old busty ways. Forget all that acting stuff, she should just stick to what works from now on: giving people pants fires over the Internet with sexy photoshoots. I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely working for me. Ow!

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Kate Upton Does Vogue UK

May 1st, 2014

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Now this is more like it! First we had Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways for a photoshoot on the streets of New York, and now her and her famous funbags showed up in a couple nice shots for the latest issue of Vogue UK. I know it’s not exactly the lingerie selfies I keep waiting for, but considering Kate’s recent outings, it’s at least a step in the right direction until those finally show up in my inbox. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton’s Cleavage Is Back!

April 30th, 2014

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I guess Kate Upton‘s been reading what I’ve been saying about her lately, because she finally took my advice and stopped dressing like some boring prude. Instead, she got back to what she’s always done best: showing off that trademark cleavage of hers for the cameras. Here she is modeling for some photoshoot in New York, and as long as Kate’s taking my advice, how about that other thing I’m always nagging her about — sleeping with a blogger. I’m still waiting.

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Kate Upton Is The New Anna Nicole

April 10th, 2014

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Yikes. Remember how I said Kate Upton was close to becoming the new Anna Nicole Smith? Well, after these shots of her on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, I think she might already be there. Man, I really hope Kate’s able to turn this around stat, because you know how I hate to see a busty hottie go south. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a surefire way to distract us all snarky bloggers while Kate gets her act together: show off more of that plump cleavage. Trust me, it works. Jessica Simpson‘s been doing it for years.

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Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz And Leslie Mann Make For A Pretty Boring Fantasy

April 8th, 2014

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Considering all those busty behind-the-scenes pictures we used to get from The Other Woman set, I never would’ve predicted their premiere pictures would be this boring. But like I’ve said before, it pretty much all comes down to whether or not Kate Upton‘s showing the goods. It’s not like Cameron Diaz or Leslie Mann can carry the load themselves anymore these days, although at least Cameron’s showing some nice leg action. Anyway, here’s the three at the German premiere in Munich, and while, yes, they’re a little disappointing separately, together they might be enough for one pants fire. Hey, at least it’s better than a Sears catalogue.

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Kate Upton Can’t Hide Her Sweater Mounds

April 4th, 2014

You know, I’d hoped that my warning to Kate Upton yesterday would’ve had some kind of effect on her, and today we’d spot her getting coffee in body paint or something, or at the very least a bikini. But instead here she is leaving her hotel with her sweater mounds all covered up again. I mean, c’mon, where’s the fun in that? Anyway, I hope Kate gets her act together fast, because if she doesn’t shape up soon, I’m going to be forced to find a new favorite busty blonde. And I know neither of us wants that.

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Kate Upton Is Making Me Want To See Other Women

April 3rd, 2014

Yeah, I know that might be a little rough, considering all the good times me and Kate Upton have spent together — well, all the good times I’ve spent with pictures of her at least. But I’m sorry, these ones from after the London premiere of her new movie The Other Woman just aren’t doing it for me. So if Kate wants me to stop talking bad about her, she best start showing the cleavage again. Hell, just going down an extra 1, 2 or 3 buttons would do the trick here. I mean, I’m not unreasonable or anything.

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Kate Upton Is Looking Good And Leggy

March 27th, 2014

You know, we spend so much time focusing on Kate Upton‘s busty top half that I forget all about the fact that she’s actually pretty leggy too. But not anymore thanks to this new shoot she did for Sam Edelman. I’m pretty sure Kate’s supposed to be selling footwear or something, but to be honest, my eyes haven’t made it down that far yet, so I can’t be sure. Don’t worry, I’ll get there eventually. Just give me about 30-45 more seconds.

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Kate Upton Ruined The Fantasy

March 24th, 2014

Now that Helen Flanagan’s a brunette, it opened up a chance for Kate Upton to reclaim her crown as my favorite busty blonde model. But I’m sorry, I just don’t think this new spread from Vogue is going to do it. Because not only was I expecting something a lot less classy and a lot more busty, but that “behind-the-scenes” video below also pretty much turned me off. Just watch it and you’ll see what I mean. For one, she’s kind of a terrible actress, and two, that definitely isn’t how my fantasy of there being three Kate Uptons would go.

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Update: This Is Not Kate Upton

March 5th, 2014

Now that Helen Flanagan‘s gone ginger, that’s good news for Kate Upton, because it means she can go back to being my favorite busty blonde model again. And she’s got a good shot at hanging onto the title for a while if she keeps showing up looking like this. Because as much as I dig Kate’s bikini pictures, she somehow manages to look just as hot in a pair of tight jeans and a t-shirt. I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts.

*Update: Sorry, I guess I was drunk or something, because after closer inspection, this is definitely not Kate Upton. But whoever it is, hey, I’d still hit it.

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