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Kate Upton Covers Up The Plump

January 13th, 2016

The last time Kate Upton showed up somewhere covered up from head to toe like this, I was willing to chalk it up to just a one-time thing. Maybe she had a full-body hickey she was hiding or something. But after seeing her at the Stella McCartney Collection Event, I’m officially worried. Maybe she actually is covering something up under there, and I’m not just talking about her plus-sized cleavage. I think Kate got fat. But it’s still not too late to turn it around for the sake of me and the Little Tuna and perverts everywhere. Oh, and Kate’s health too, I guess. Not to mention her career.

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Kate Upton Shows Off Her Puppies In Harper’s Bazaar

December 30th, 2015

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As any of my regular readers know, I’m almost as much of a sucker for cute pooches as I am for busty blondes. So this latest shoot Kate Upton did for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore‘s “Happy Issue” combines two of my favorite things. It’s just a shame they made Kate wear so much clothing here, because if they really wanted to make me and the Little Tuna and millions of other perverts happy, they would’ve gotten Kate to show off her own puppies instead. And I’m not talking about dogs…

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Is Kate Upton Expecting?

October 5th, 2015

I have bad news for you guys! Kate Upton is either expecting or fat! I can’t tell by what she’s wearing at the “Operation Smile’s 2015 Gala”. I never found her to be much of a model, but her boobs went viral at a time when there was barely any social media platforms and blogs like this were somewhat relevant. But just like blogs. Kate and her big knockers are a thing of the past. All this to say is that Instagram models will eventually be forgotten too and that time will come when advertisers realize that 95% of these “influencers” don’t convert. And yes, when the money is gone, they’ll stop posting their titties. Anyway, back to Kate. Please lose some weight and make a comeback. Charlotte McKinney doesn’t bring me any traffic and no traffic equals no money.

         
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Plus-size Model Kate Upton’s Workout For W Magazine

September 22nd, 2015

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Now that Kate Upton is the world’s most famous plus-sized model, it looks like she let W Magazine tag along to check out her workout. And I think I’ve finally figured out why Kate’s looking bigger these days. See, I may not know much about exercising (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure she should be doing cardio, not weight training, if she wants to lose a few extra LBs. But lucky for Kate, I’ve got just the solution: it’s called the Tuna press, and it only takes 30-45 seconds a day. And yes, I’m available for private lessons. Call me!

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Kate Upton Is Hottest Plus Sized Model Ever!

September 18th, 2015

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OK, so I know I might get some hate mail for that headline, but when I call Kate Upton the hottest plus-size model ever, I mean it as a compliment. Sort of… But whatever, at least this cleavage she was showing at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Event was way better than those boring pictures we got from her yesterday. And hey, on the bright side, her funbags are looking way bigger too, right?

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Kate Upton Will Put You To Sleep

September 17th, 2015

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The last few times I’ve done a post on Kate Upton, I’ve been trying to figure out what happened to the busty blonde. I mean, for a while there, she was one of the hottest models around. But now? She’s just been kind of average. Anyway, here she is out during New York Fashion Week looking pretty boring, and if you ask me, if Kate wants to turn this thing around, she’s going to have to do something drastic. Like, say, having a high-profile fling with a semi-famous blogger. Hey, I’m just tossing out ideas.

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Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

May 7th, 2015

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After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots, I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate.

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Kate Upton Busts Out For Guess

March 26th, 2015

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I know that whenever you see a new busty blonde model, people are always calling them the “next Kate Upton.” But as you can probably tell from this awesome Guess shoot of Kate’s, there’s just no substitute for the real thing. That said, if you ever find one, let me know ASAP. I know it’s pretty unlikely, but I figure the odds are still better than me ever convincing the real Kate to take me motorboating.

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Kate Upton Guess Shoot Could Be Better

January 30th, 2015

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We all know that Kate Upton‘s busty enough to start a five-alarm pants fire whether she’s wearing a tight t-shirt or lingerie. And this latest shoot she did for Guess is definitely giving us a good look at Kate’s sweater mounds. But unfortunately, it’s not quite enough to help her reclaim her former status as my favorite busty blonde. Only another set of bikini pictures can do that. Well, that or finally agreeing to take me out motorboating. I promise to sign whatever waivers or non-disclosure agreements it takes and make sure to wear a life jacket. Safety first.

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Kate Upton Does Manic Magazine

January 19th, 2015

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I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m pretty glad to see Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways with this latest photoshoot for Manic Magazine‘s lingerie special. Because if she wants to reclaim her title as my favorite busty blonde, a new set of seriously-hot lingerie pictures are a great start. Obviously, a surprise visit to my mom’s basement would’ve been even better, but hopefully Kate’s working her way up to that. So for now, just enjoy these. I know I will.

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Kate Upton’s Busty Sideboob Action

November 18th, 2014

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I guess Kate Upton was listening when I called Hailey Clauson my new favorite busty blonde yesterday, because here she is dropping some solid sideboob out in LA with her friend. And don’t get me wrong, those sweater mounds of hers are looking pretty great, but Kate’s going to need to do a whole lot more than this if she wants to regain her title. I’m thinking taking a certain blogger out motorboating might be a good place to start. Hint hint. …I’m talking about me, just to be clear.

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Wind 1, Kate Upton 0

November 3rd, 2014

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I’m not usually a big fan of Mother Nature, and like most bloggers, I tend to think that fresh air is seriously overrated. But these pictures have got me changing my tune, because here’s Kate Upton fighting a losing battle against the wind at her latest photoshoot. And you know what, I think I finally understand why people call it the great outdoors after this. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton’s Busting Out Of A Tight White Dress

September 8th, 2014

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Obviously these pictures of Kate Upton at the “2nd Annual Fashion Media Awards” are no where near as good as those alleged leaked nude photos that were circulating last week, but she did manage to squeeze those huge boobs in a tight white dress. Speaking of boobs, after viewing those nudies, I’m not so sure if Kate’s are 100% real. In any case they are 100% awesome!

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Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge Make A Great Pair

July 4th, 2014

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Because I always love to be reminded that hot supermodels actually hang out together in real-life and not just in my overactive imagination, here’s Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge walking around in New York together. Unfortunately though, they’re not wearing bikinis, or lingerie, or wrestling one another in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Hmm, maybe you’re right, my imagination is way better.

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