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Kate Upton Works It For Skullcandy

February 18th, 2013

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I have no clue what the hell Skullcandy is, apparently they sell headphones and have this series called Take A Supermodel To Work. But as long as they’ve got Kate Upton working for them, I’m obviously interested. Still, I think they missed the point here. They tried to make some funny promotional video with Kate, when they should’ve just had her sexy dancing in headphones for the full 3 and a half minutes instead. It’s OK, just a rookie mistake. I’m sure they’ll get it next time.

Kate Upton Fills Out Her Dress Nicely

February 14th, 2013

So apparently Kate Upton also showed up to Caesars Palace last night to celebrate with her fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models. And normally, I’d complain about Kate not wearing a bikini here, but those funbags of hers would look amazing even if she was wearing a pillow case. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I wouldn’t mind resting my head on those pillows right now. It’s been a tough day of staring at hotties. I’m all tuckered out.

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Kate Upton And Girls Forget To Wear Their Bikinis

February 13th, 2013

Kate Upton made it official by unveiling her new cover at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch Party, and she wasn’t the only SI model there showing off her work. Still, I don’t get why they had these girls hold up their pictures on the red carpet like some 10-year-old posing with their A+ math test. Why not get them back in their bikinis to recreate the proud moment instead? Now that would be a real party.

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Kate Upton And Nina Agdal’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Pics

February 12th, 2013

After yesterday’s cover, today we’ve got some pictures from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including Kate Upton wearing nothing but body paint. That’s right. Take as much time as you need, and just remember to breath. But while Kate landed the cover again this year, if Nina Agdal‘s spread is any indication, I predict she’ll be the cover girl in 2014. Remember I said that, because I plan on taking the credit when it happens.

Anyway, for the rest of this year’s pictures, head over to Sports Illustrated. And you might want to start pretending you’ve come down with a sudden case of food poisoning, unless you want people to wonder why you’re spending so much time in the bathroom today.

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Kate Upton 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

February 11th, 2013

So the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has been released, and Kate Upton took home the cover for the second year in a row. You guys all know how much I love Kate, so I think SI definitely made a smart choice here. But I think it was even smarter to have her only wear half a bikini. On behalf of guys everywhere, I’d offer to shake their hands, but I don’t have one free right now. Give me a minute. I’ll get there.

Kate Upton Washes A Mercedes-Benz In Slo Mo

January 22nd, 2013

Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion

This isn’t exactly what I was expecting from a video called “Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion.” Where’s the bikini? And more importantly, where’s Kate Upton getting all wet and soapy? Instead, it’s just her standing around looking hot while a bunch of dudes wash a car. In slow motion. I thought there were rules against false advertising. Somebody deserves to get fired over this.

Kate Upton’s Busts Are Never A Bust

January 16th, 2013

I’m going to hope there’s more Kate Upton hotness where this came from, because this shot from GQ Magazine is one of the better pictures of Kate I’ve seen in months. Who needs complicated gimmicks and weird outfits? When you’ve got one of the hottest bikini models around, sometimes simpler is better. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 – #2 Kate Upton

January 14th, 2013

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I’m sure you guys thought I’d give Kate Upton the title of Hollywood Tuna’s Babe of 2012, but unfortunately Kate’s popularity has peaked. And let’s be honest folks, there’s another model just around the corner who is hotter and once I notice her, Kate will be forgotten. That’s the downside of being just a pretty face with big tits and no talents. Nonetheless, Kate gave us a very interesting year with some of the best and most popular posts. And for that we thank her.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012

10- Micaela Schaefer
9- Hayden Panettiere
8- Ashley Tisdale
7- Rihanna
6- Selena Gomez
5- Sara Jean Underwood
4- Christina Hendricks
3- Miley Cyrus
2- Kate Upton

Kate Upton Does Elle

January 7th, 2013

I know it seems like Kate Upton is everywhere these days, but can you blame me for hoping to see more of her in this photoshoot for Elle France? Especially after that busty one from the other day, I figured Kate would be wearing nothing but her panda hat for most of these shots. Clearly, the French just don’t understand the American way of life. No self-respecting supermodel washes her car fully-clothed. Everyone knows she’s supposed to be in a bikini, and hosing herself down, not the car. I guess some things just get lost in translation.

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Kate Upton Busts Out In V Magazine

January 7th, 2013

Normally, I get very excited when I see pics of Kate Upton and her sweet juicy boobs, but in the latest V Magazine photoshoot, they paired her up with some crackhead prepubescent looking male model and he ruins the whole shoot. I don’t know what they were thinking, but next time they need a male model for Kate, call me. I know for sure, I’m better looking than that thing and I’ll even work for free.

Kate Upton Does It All!

December 14th, 2012

Here are the pictures that go along with that awesome video we had of Kate Upton doing Vogue Germany last week. This shoot really has it all: Kate see-through, in a bikini, a threesome, topless, and more. The only thing it’s missing is Kate Jello-wrestling with a blogger. Maybe next time, right?

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Kate Upton Has Seen Better Days

November 20th, 2012

Now this is disappointing: here’s Kate Upton leaving the airport all wrapped up like a little old lady and not even giving us a peek at her massive talents. I guess it’s true what they say, nobody dresses up to get on a plane any more. It’s a shame. What happened to the good old days, when men wore suits, and women wore their finest lingerie? OK, maybe I’m remembering that wrong, but I still don’t think it’s too much to ask. Personally, I always make sure to wear my dress sweatpants whenever I fly.

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Kate Upton Is A Sexy Bad Ass For Vogue

November 7th, 2012

I have no clue what the deal is with half the outfits Kate Upton is wearing in this video for Vogue Italia, but I really don’t care. After all, I’m a celebrity cleavage blogger, not a fashion blogger. And in my professional opinion, Kate is killing it in that department. She always does.

Kate Upton’s Bra Busting V Magazine Pics

October 29th, 2012

If you’re living anywhere on the East Coast right now, chances are you’re hunkered down waiting for the hurricane to hit. And since I’m guessing constantly refreshing the Weather Channel website for updates isn’t much fun, here’s something way better: behind-the-scenes pictures of Kate Upton for her shoot in V Magazine. So enjoy. And feel free to refresh Kate’s picture as many times as you want.

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