We all know that Kate Upton‘s busty enough to start a five-alarm pants fire whether she’s wearing a tight t-shirt or lingerie. And this latest shoot she did for Guess is definitely giving us a good look at Kate’s sweater mounds. But unfortunately, it’s not quite enough to help her reclaim her former status as my favorite busty blonde. Only another set of bikini pictures can do that. Well, that or finally agreeing to take me out motorboating. I promise to sign whatever waivers or non-disclosure agreements it takes and make sure to wear a life jacket. Safety first.
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I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m pretty glad to see Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways with this latest photoshoot for Manic Magazine‘s lingerie special. Because if she wants to reclaim her title as my favorite busty blonde, a new set of seriously-hot lingerie pictures are a great start. Obviously, a surprise visit to my mom’s basement would’ve been even better, but hopefully Kate’s working her way up to that. So for now, just enjoy these. I know I will.
I guess Kate Upton was listening when I called Hailey Clauson my new favorite busty blonde yesterday, because here she is dropping some solid sideboob out in LA with her friend. And don’t get me wrong, those sweater mounds of hers are looking pretty great, but Kate’s going to need to do a whole lot more than this if she wants to regain her title. I’m thinking taking a certain blogger out motorboating might be a good place to start. Hint hint. …I’m talking about me, just to be clear.
I’m not usually a big fan of Mother Nature, and like most bloggers, I tend to think that fresh air is seriously overrated. But these pictures have got me changing my tune, because here’s Kate Upton fighting a losing battle against the wind at her latest photoshoot. And you know what, I think I finally understand why people call it the great outdoors after this. Enjoy.
Obviously these pictures of Kate Upton at the “2nd Annual Fashion Media Awards” are no where near as good as those alleged leaked nude photos that were circulating last week, but she did manage to squeeze those huge boobs in a tight white dress. Speaking of boobs, after viewing those nudies, I’m not so sure if Kate’s are 100% real. In any case they are 100% awesome!
Because I always love to be reminded that hot supermodels actually hang out together in real-life and not just in my overactive imagination, here’s Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge walking around in New York together. Unfortunately though, they’re not wearing bikinis, or lingerie, or wrestling one another in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Hmm, maybe you’re right, my imagination is way better.
In case, like me, you were too busy using Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get blasted on tequila, apparently it was The Met Gala in New York last night, which meant a bunch of hotties showed up to try and outdo each other on the red carpet. Here’s Kate Upton‘s best attempt, but instead of a classy fashionable model, all I’m seeing is a black widow with big boobs. I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately, but Kate should stop trying to pretend to be something she’s not and just stick to what works: bikini photoshoots and videos like this one below of her behind-the-scenes at bikini photoshoots. You know, like how I stick to blogging instead of getting a real job.
Remember those hot Vogue UK shots of Kate Upton from last week? Well, good news, because the rest of the set just came in over the weekend, and I’m happy to report that they’re even better than the last ones. And it’s nice to see that Kate’s finally getting back to her old busty ways. Forget all that acting stuff, she should just stick to what works from now on: giving people pants fires over the Internet with sexy photoshoots. I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely working for me. Ow!
Now this is more like it! First we had Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways for a photoshoot on the streets of New York, and now her and her famous funbags showed up in a couple nice shots for the latest issue of Vogue UK. I know it’s not exactly the lingerie selfies I keep waiting for, but considering Kate’s recent outings, it’s at least a step in the right direction until those finally show up in my inbox. Enjoy.
I guess Kate Upton‘s been reading what I’ve been saying about her lately, because she finally took my advice and stopped dressing like some boring prude. Instead, she got back to what she’s always done best: showing off that trademark cleavage of hers for the cameras. Here she is modeling for some photoshoot in New York, and as long as Kate’s taking my advice, how about that other thing I’m always nagging her about — sleeping with a blogger. I’m still waiting.
Zzzz… Kate Upton is going to have to take lessons from Nicki Minaj if she wants to impress me. I’m not sure what she is aiming for with this look, but success has made her one boring prude. I want the Kate Upton who used to cat daddy back! Let’s move along, there’s nothing to see here.
Yikes. Remember how I said Kate Upton was close to becoming the new Anna Nicole Smith? Well, after these shots of her on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live, I think she might already be there. Man, I really hope Kate’s able to turn this around stat, because you know how I hate to see a busty hottie go south. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a surefire way to distract us all snarky bloggers while Kate gets her act together: show off more of that plump cleavage. Trust me, it works. Jessica Simpson‘s been doing it for years.
Considering all those busty behind-the-scenes pictures we used to get from The Other Woman set, I never would’ve predicted their premiere pictures would be this boring. But like I’ve said before, it pretty much all comes down to whether or not Kate Upton‘s showing the goods. It’s not like Cameron Diaz or Leslie Mann can carry the load themselves anymore these days, although at least Cameron’s showing some nice leg action. Anyway, here’s the three at the German premiere in Munich, and while, yes, they’re a little disappointing separately, together they might be enough for one pants fire. Hey, at least it’s better than a Sears catalogue.
You know, I’d hoped that my warning to Kate Upton yesterday would’ve had some kind of effect on her, and today we’d spot her getting coffee in body paint or something, or at the very least a bikini. But instead here she is leaving her hotel with her sweater mounds all covered up again. I mean, c’mon, where’s the fun in that? Anyway, I hope Kate gets her act together fast, because if she doesn’t shape up soon, I’m going to be forced to find a new favorite busty blonde. And I know neither of us wants that.