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Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Still Damn Ugly

Here is Petra Nemcova at the New York screening of “Holly”, and I just want to say again that I still hate her hair and she’s no longer hot in my books. Even if she were to walk around naked and show off her perfect pair of tits, the hair just ruins everything. Or better yet, even if she jumped into my bed wearing a tight cat suit and tied a leash around my neck and made me her love slave, the hair would still ruin the whole experience. Ok that’s a lie. Who am I kidding? I’ve banged far, far, far worse than Petra, even on her worst day.

8 more pictures of Petra Nemcova here

Photos:PacificCoastNews, SplashNewsOnline

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Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly!

I don’t know what the hell Petra Nemcova did to her hair, but it’s not flattering at all! If there was one way for a really hot chick to make herself ugly this is the way to do it. I’m devastated. This is almost as bad as a hot celeb getting knocked up. Anyway, at least Christie Brinkley looks damn tasty! I don’t know how old she is, but watching her Total Gym informercial is the best workout on late night TV.Ã‚Â

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Petra Nemcova’s Got Mega Cleavage

Here’s Petra Nemcova attending amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 Benefit and for some reason I don’t think her dress is all that appropriate for this type of event. I mean, with her cleavage popping out like that, the last thing that comes to mind is using a protection. I just want to get in there as fast as I can and enjoy.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily.com

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Petra Nemcova’s Dress Hangs On For Dear Life

I don’t know how Petra Nemcova isn’t having a wardrobe malfunction here, but that brand of double-sided tape should be banned and taken off the market, immediately! It’s immoral and it’s preventing me from to doing my job properly. I can’t work under these conditions!

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Wenn

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Petra Nemcova And Bar Refaeli Face Off

I’m sitting here debating who I think is hotter: Petra Nemcova or Bar Rafaeli. Now part of me says Petra, but oddly enough that same part says Bar too. It’s a difficult decision and frankly, I don’t even know why I try making one. It just so happens to be the first time that I’ve been stumped. Another hard day at the office.

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Petra Nemcova Is Heavenly

Whenever I do a post on Petra Nemcova, I always find it difficult to say anything interesting about her. The girl always looks beautiful and never does anything wrong. I mean, here she is attending the Food Bank for New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards. Seriously, Petra’s practically a saint. It’s sick! That said, I wonder what she looks like on all fours? Heavenly, I bet.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Petra Nemcova And Sean Penn?

Petra, say it ain’t so! First James Blunt and now Sean Penn!? Sure Sean is a step up from that ladyboy singer, but you might want to walk around wearing a helmet with that dude. Does felony domestic assault ring a bell to you? If not ask Madonna. Alright, it was reduced to a misdemeanor but still, Sean Penn? I’m disappointed in you!

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Petra Nemcova’s Got Beauty Pageant Cleavage!

Here’s a very cleavagy Petra Nemcova at the 2008 Czech Miss Pageant Finals, where one girl will be crowned and freed from a life of poverty and misery. The others you can order online as a mail order brides. Too bad Petra isn’t available.

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Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!!

Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.

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Warning! Do Not Pose Next To Petra Nemcova

Here are Avril Lavigne and Petra Nemcova at the grand opening of Koi in Las Vegas. Now, I’ve always considered Avril to be an above-average-looking girl, but having her stand next to Petra Nemcova, I’ve realized just how insanely hot Petra is. It’s sick! In the future, I’d advise any female celebrity to avoid having her picture taken with Petra Nemcova at all costs. It’s not good PR.

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Petra Nemcova’s Got Tight Tight Jeans

Man, you don’t know what kind of effect a tall, hot model in tight jeans has on me. It’s my kryptonite. Then throw in a little cleavage, and a Czech hottie named Petra Nemcova, and you’ve got my mind racing in all directions, causing enough friction to start another one of my spontaneous pant fire explosions. Well, that was enjoyable. Time to go shopping.

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Petra Nemcova’s Cleavage Is Motivational

We’re going to end the week off with Petra Nemcova and her wonderful cleavage at the Keep A Child Alive benefit in New York because if there’s anything that’s going to keep children alive it’s definitely Petra and her amazing rack. It’s the only reason this site has been going strong for the last two-plus years. So thanks Petra, we couldn’t have done it without you.

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Petra Nemcova Upskirt With Cleavage!

Wow, this is a first! Petra Nemcova upskirt panty pics. This is proof that not only skanks like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan get caught with their legs open, it happens to good girls too! That alone makes it the MacDaddy of all upskirts. And, if that wasn’t enough, Petra’s cleavage is a nice finishing touch to what has turned out to be a glorious day!

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Petra Nemcova Is Perfection

You might think you’re looking at a hot new photo shoot of Petra Nemcova, but she’s actually at some launch party arrival. Seriously, this is not for some magazine! It’s amazing she can look that good out in public. I knew she was hot but this is perfection. Hmm”¦ I don’t know what her secret is, but when I find out I’m going to make millions with it and close this crappy site.

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