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Petra Nemcova Is Now A Hot Blonde

May 22nd, 2013

Here’s Petra Nemcova at Cannes premiering some movie called Behind the Candelabra. It’s been at least a couple months since I’ve seen Petra, and it looks like she changed something: she dyed her hair blonde. Sure, I would’ve preferred if she had upgraded to some slightly bigger cleavage instead, but maybe that’s next on the list. Either way, I’ll be following any further developments closely.

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Petra Nemcova Needs To Fill Out Those Funbags

December 12th, 2012

Petra Nemcova‘s been making a serious comeback on Hollywood Tuna recently, but her weight’s been going up and down the past few years. She’s like the anti-Jessica Simpson. Anyway, here she is at the LA premiere of The Impossible having a little trouble filling out her dress. Petra obviously needs to eat more, and I’d be happy to take her out to dinner to make that happen. When it comes to great cleavage, we’re all in this together. I’ll clear my schedule.

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Petra Nemcova’s Busty Return… Finally!

November 6th, 2012

You know, I’d forgotten all about Petra Nemcova for a while there, so it’s nice to see her making a serious comeback. And it looks like she’s put a little bit of weight back on. Just where I like it too: between her shoulders and her stomach. So welcome back Petra. Here’s hoping we see a lot more of you in the future.

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Petra Nemcova Will Light You Up

October 18th, 2012

Here’s forgotten hottie Petra Nemcova lighting the Empire State Building blue and yellow for charity. And she’s not the first either; Elizabeth Hurley did it a few weeks ago. I never realized before that it was a thing to get hot chicks to light up the Empire State Building. I guess because it’s not the tallest skyscraper in New York City anymore, it’s got to compensate for that somehow. Relax guys, this isn’t a building-measuring contest.

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Petra Nemcova Bikini Comeback

September 24th, 2012

I haven’t done a post on Petra Nemcova in ages. I completely forgot all about her, but her hotness just made a triumphant return to the Pin Up Stars catwalk in Milan. Now I don’t remember Petra being so skinny. Unfortunately, she lost a lot in the front meat department, but nonetheless I’m glad that she’s making a comeback. Let’s hope we see more of her in the future.

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Petra Nemcova Rocks A Pant Suit

May 6th, 2011

I never in my life thought I’d be saying that someone looks sexy in a pant suit, Hilary Clinton has her moments I guess, but that’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here’s Petra Nemcova at the 10th Annual Women Who Care luncheon the other day, rocking a nice white pant suit. I guess it doesn’t hurt that she’s a supermodel and she’s topless under that thing. Hot. If I had pictures of Petra Nemcova in a potato sack I’d probably say how sexy she is. The woman is just hot, it’s that simple.

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Petra Nemcova Is Still A Hot Little Number

December 7th, 2010

I haven’t seen Petra Nemcova in a while so these pictures of her at some event the other night are a pleasant surprise. I’m glad to see she’s doing well and is still hotter than a whore’s crotch. I don’t know how old she is, in supermodel years she must be ancient, but she’s still managed to get my attention which is impressive in this age of upskirts, sextapes and slutty attention seeking celebrity chicks. Well done. Now how can I get her attention? I’ve tried blogging in the nude, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

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Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Still Damn Ugly

August 8th, 2008

Here is Petra Nemcova at the New York screening of “Holly”, and I just want to say again that I still hate her hair and she’s no longer hot in my books. Even if she were to walk around naked and show off her perfect pair of tits, the hair just ruins everything. Or better yet, even if she jumped into my bed wearing a tight cat suit and tied a leash around my neck and made me her love slave, the hair would still ruin the whole experience. Ok that’s a lie. Who am I kidding? I’ve banged far, far, far worse than Petra, even on her worst day.

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Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly!

August 4th, 2008

I don’t know what the hell Petra Nemcova did to her hair, but it’s not flattering at all! If there was one way for a really hot chick to make herself ugly this is the way to do it. I’m devastated. This is almost as bad as a hot celeb getting knocked up. Anyway, at least Christie Brinkley looks damn tasty! I don’t know how old she is, but watching her Total Gym informercial is the best workout on late night TV.Ã‚Â

Petra Nemcova’s Got Mega Cleavage

May 23rd, 2008

Here’s Petra Nemcova attending amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 Benefit and for some reason I don’t think her dress is all that appropriate for this type of event. I mean, with her cleavage popping out like that, the last thing that comes to mind is using a protection. I just want to get in there as fast as I can and enjoy.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily.com

Petra Nemcova’s Dress Hangs On For Dear Life

May 19th, 2008

I don’t know how Petra Nemcova isn’t having a wardrobe malfunction here, but that brand of double-sided tape should be banned and taken off the market, immediately! It’s immoral and it’s preventing me from to doing my job properly. I can’t work under these conditions!

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, Wenn

Petra Nemcova And Bar Refaeli Face Off

April 10th, 2008

I’m sitting here debating who I think is hotter: Petra Nemcova or Bar Rafaeli. Now part of me says Petra, but oddly enough that same part says Bar too. It’s a difficult decision and frankly, I don’t even know why I try making one. It just so happens to be the first time that I’ve been stumped. Another hard day at the office.

Petra Nemcova Is Heavenly

April 9th, 2008

Whenever I do a post on Petra Nemcova, I always find it difficult to say anything interesting about her. The girl always looks beautiful and never does anything wrong. I mean, here she is attending the Food Bank for New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards. Seriously, Petra‘s practically a saint. It’s sick! That said, I wonder what she looks like on all fours? Heavenly, I bet.

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Petra Nemcova And Sean Penn?

February 25th, 2008

Petra, say it ain’t so! First James Blunt and now Sean Penn!? Sure Sean is a step up from that ladyboy singer, but you might want to walk around wearing a helmet with that dude. Does felony domestic assault ring a bell to you? If not ask Madonna. Alright, it was reduced to a misdemeanor but still, Sean Penn? I’m disappointed in you!