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Petra Nemcova’s Got Beauty Pageant Cleavage!

February 5th, 2008

Here’s a very cleavagy Petra Nemcova at the 2008 Czech Miss Pageant Finals, where one girl will be crowned and freed from a life of poverty and misery. The others you can order online as a mail order brides. Too bad Petra isn’t available.

Can Petra Nemcova Get Any Hotter?!!

November 30th, 2007

Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.

Warning! Do Not Pose Next To Petra Nemcova

November 12th, 2007

Here are Avril Lavigne and Petra Nemcova at the grand opening of Koi in Las Vegas. Now, I’ve always considered Avril to be an above-average-looking girl, but having her stand next to Petra Nemcova, I’ve realized just how insanely hot Petra is. It’s sick! In the future, I’d advise any female celebrity to avoid having her picture taken with Petra Nemcova at all costs. It’s not good PR.

Petra Nemcova’s Got Tight Tight Jeans

November 6th, 2007

Man, you don’t know what kind of effect a tall, hot model in tight jeans has on me. It’s my kryptonite. Then throw in a little cleavage, and a Czech hottie named Petra Nemcova, and you’ve got my mind racing in all directions, causing enough friction to start another one of my spontaneous pant fire explosions. Well, that was enjoyable. Time to go shopping.

Petra Nemcova’s Cleavage Is Motivational

October 26th, 2007

We’re going to end the week off with Petra Nemcova and her wonderful cleavage at the Keep A Child Alive benefit in New York because if there’s anything that’s going to keep children alive it’s definitely Petra and her amazing rack. It’s the only reason this site has been going strong for the last two-plus years. So thanks Petra, we couldn’t have done it without you.

Petra Nemcova Upskirt With Cleavage!

September 19th, 2007

Wow, this is a first! Petra Nemcova upskirt panty pics. This is proof that not only skanks like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan get caught with their legs open, it happens to good girls too! That alone makes it the MacDaddy of all upskirts. And, if that wasn’t enough, Petra‘s cleavage is a nice finishing touch to what has turned out to be a glorious day!

Petra Nemcova Is Perfection

September 7th, 2007

You might think you’re looking at a hot new photo shoot of Petra Nemcova, but she’s actually at some launch party arrival. Seriously, this is not for some magazine! It’s amazing she can look that good out in public. I knew she was hot but this is perfection. Hmm”¦ I don’t know what her secret is, but when I find out I’m going to make millions with it and close this crappy site.

Petra Nemcova Gets Jiggy

July 2nd, 2007

Well, this is the second time we’ve seen Petra Nemcova get jiggy on the dance floor. In these pictures she looks hot as usual but for some reason I can’t imagine her being a very good dancer. I mean how many tall chicks have you seen dance well in the clubs? Not many I bet. Anyway, fortunately Petra is a supermodel so she can get away with it, but for the rest of you lanky six-on-tens, just have a seat and do what you do best: pout and and look annoyed.

Petra Nemcova’s Breasts Are Damn Perfect!

June 22nd, 2007

Here’s Petra Nemcova at the ESP: Americas Cup Match Party looking hot as usual with her new blond hair. I kind of like her new look but this post isn’t about hair. I’d be a fool to continue talking about that when I see the most perfectly shaped breasts right before my very own eyes. With that said, enjoy Petra and her wonderful boobies.

Photos: Getty

Petra Nemcova Ruins An Upskirt Moment

June 6th, 2007

Here’s Petra Nemcova leaving a cab while multitasking in a short loose dress. Unfortunately, that large purse she’s carrying got in the way of what could have been a great upskirt moment. Damn you women with your big bags! What the hell you carry in them anyways?

Is This The New Petra Nemcova?

May 30th, 2007

There’s something I’ve noticed ever since Petra Nemcova dumped James Blunt: she’s been slutting up the scene. Originally, I fell in love with Petra after her Tsunami surviving incident. I found her to be a positive, courageous role model… but now all that has changed. And for the better! If she keeps on going down this path, I think you will be seeing a lot more of Petra on Hollywood Tuna! Keep it up Petra!

Petra Nemcova’s Boob For A Memorial Day Weekend Finish!

May 25th, 2007

Well the long weekend is almost upon us, so I leave you with the always beautiful Petra Nemcova. Some of you may have noticed that she’s been kind enough to let her left breast out for a bit of air. What a sweet girl. I refuse to call this a nipple slip though. If I have to use my imagination to piece together the remaining 99.9% of nipple that isn’t showing, then I just call that a major tease. So enjoy a “nice breast moment” ““ 99.9% nipple-slip free!

Petra Nemcova Almost Loses A Boob

May 9th, 2007

Well, with all the celebrity boob action that’s been going around the last few weeks, I’m surprised I almost missed the best one! That’s right! Petra Nemcova‘s! I guess since she’s not a big name celeb like Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson, she got buried in my rush to ogle the others. Anyhow, it’s never too late to post some good ole’ Petra! Especially when her boob is nearly falling out of her shirt.

A Single Petra Nemcova Is Way Hotter

April 27th, 2007

It’s been a while since I did a post on Petra Nemcova and that’s mainly because she was dating that no talent hack James Blunt. It hurt too much emotionally to do posts on her knowing that he was having his way with her and I wasn’t! Well, now that she’s single again, Petra‘s stock has risen back to where it once was here on Hollywood Tuna, and I predict you’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the near future… especially if she keeps showing up to events looking like this. And now that she’s single and just waiting for me to come knock on her door, I predict that Petra and I will be having a lovely Czech wedding in the upcoming weeks. So what if she doesn’t know it yet?