I’m sitting here debating who I think is hotter: Petra Nemcova or Bar Rafaeli. Now part of me says Petra, but oddly enough that same part says Bar too. It’s a difficult decision and frankly, I don’t even know why I try making one. It just so happens to be the first time that I’ve been stumped. Another hard day at the office.
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Whenever I do a post on Petra Nemcova, I always find it difficult to say anything interesting about her. The girl always looks beautiful and never does anything wrong. I mean, here she is attending the Food Bank for New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards. Seriously, Petra‘s practically a saint. It’s sick! That said, I wonder what she looks like on all fours? Heavenly, I bet.
Petra, say it ain’t so! First James Blunt and now Sean Penn!? Sure Sean is a step up from that ladyboy singer, but you might want to walk around wearing a helmet with that dude. Does felony domestic assault ring a bell to you? If not ask Madonna. Alright, it was reduced to a misdemeanor but still, Sean Penn? I’m disappointed in you!
Here’s a very cleavagy Petra Nemcova at the 2008 Czech Miss Pageant Finals, where one girl will be crowned and freed from a life of poverty and misery. The others you can order online as a mail order brides. Too bad Petra isn’t available.
Here’s another one of those “Can Petra Nemcova get any hotter?” posts. Yes, I’ve done so many of them, that it’s nearly impossible to come up with anything new or fresh to say. It’s as if my mind is shooting blanks. But don’t worry, that’s the only thing that’s shooting blanks, if you know what I mean….Come Here Petra, let’s get you pregnant.
Here are Avril Lavigne and Petra Nemcova at the grand opening of Koi in Las Vegas. Now, I’ve always considered Avril to be an above-average-looking girl, but having her stand next to Petra Nemcova, I’ve realized just how insanely hot Petra is. It’s sick! In the future, I’d advise any female celebrity to avoid having her picture taken with Petra Nemcova at all costs. It’s not good PR.
Man, you don’t know what kind of effect a tall, hot model in tight jeans has on me. It’s my kryptonite. Then throw in a little cleavage, and a Czech hottie named Petra Nemcova, and you’ve got my mind racing in all directions, causing enough friction to start another one of my spontaneous pant fire explosions. Well, that was enjoyable. Time to go shopping.
We’re going to end the week off with Petra Nemcova and her wonderful cleavage at the Keep A Child Alive benefit in New York because if there’s anything that’s going to keep children alive it’s definitely Petra and her amazing rack. It’s the only reason this site has been going strong for the last two-plus years. So thanks Petra, we couldn’t have done it without you.
Wow, this is a first! Petra Nemcova upskirt panty pics. This is proof that not only skanks like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan get caught with their legs open, it happens to good girls too! That alone makes it the MacDaddy of all upskirts. And, if that wasn’t enough, Petra‘s cleavage is a nice finishing touch to what has turned out to be a glorious day!
You might think you’re looking at a hot new photo shoot of Petra Nemcova, but she’s actually at some launch party arrival. Seriously, this is not for some magazine! It’s amazing she can look that good out in public. I knew she was hot but this is perfection. Hmm”¦ I don’t know what her secret is, but when I find out I’m going to make millions with it and close this crappy site.
Well, this is the second time we’ve seen Petra Nemcova get jiggy on the dance floor. In these pictures she looks hot as usual but for some reason I can’t imagine her being a very good dancer. I mean how many tall chicks have you seen dance well in the clubs? Not many I bet. Anyway, fortunately Petra is a supermodel so she can get away with it, but for the rest of you lanky six-on-tens, just have a seat and do what you do best: pout and and look annoyed.
Here’s Petra Nemcova at the ESP: Americas Cup Match Party looking hot as usual with her new blond hair. I kind of like her new look but this post isn’t about hair. I’d be a fool to continue talking about that when I see the most perfectly shaped breasts right before my very own eyes. With that said, enjoy Petra and her wonderful boobies.
Here’s Petra Nemcova leaving a cab while multitasking in a short loose dress. Unfortunately, that large purse she’s carrying got in the way of what could have been a great upskirt moment. Damn you women with your big bags! What the hell you carry in them anyways?
There’s something I’ve noticed ever since Petra Nemcova dumped James Blunt: she’s been slutting up the scene. Originally, I fell in love with Petra after her Tsunami surviving incident. I found her to be a positive, courageous role model… but now all that has changed. And for the better! If she keeps on going down this path, I think you will be seeing a lot more of Petra on Hollywood Tuna! Keep it up Petra!