I’ve always liked Sarah Hyland. She was one of the only reasons I used to watch Modern Family back in the day. Well, that and Sofia Vergara‘s giant funbags. Anyway, these days, Sarah’s making the transition from sitcom star to social media star, by taking pictures with all the things the Internet loves most: donuts, cute puppies, and B-list celebrity cleavage. She’s a total pro.
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I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed in Sarah Hyland after seeing these latest shots of her. Not because she’s flipping the camera the double bird, I don’t give a crap about that. But, see, last time out, Sarah had finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring, and now here she is doing a bikini dance for the cameras and I don’t see any twerking or hip shaking. She didn’t even bother to stand up! Come on, Sarah. That’s just lazy.
For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check. Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check. Tongue action? Check and check. I’m so proud!
Like I mentioned earlier in the Ariel Winter posts, Sarah Hyland is in the same boat. Except she doesn’t have the boobs and judging by these pictures she lacks the booty too. She better hope she remains cute otherwise, it’s Brokesville for her.
I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is finally starting to get the hang of this whole hot nobody thing and really committing to the Instagram hottie lifestyle: posting videos from the gym, posting cleavage shots before, after and during her workout. She even came up with a genius new idea: the bikini gym workout. I’m just so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you feel in your pants, right? Either way, I’m feeling a lot of whatever you call it.
I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is taking this whole “professional Instagram model” thing of hers so seriously. This is her second round of sexy selfies in two weeks. But if Sarah wants to become a true pro, she’s going to have to step it up a bit more than this. Weekly bathrobe pictures are good, but we’re talking that, plus a minimum of 1-2 booty shaking videos a day. This is serious work!
For years now I’ve been saying that Sarah Hyland really needs to start thinking about life after Modern Family and what she’s going to do once the show’s over. And I’m glad to see that A) not only has she finally listened to me but B) she picked “posting bikini selfies on Snapchat and Instagram” as her second career. Wise choice.
Great news: looks like Sarah Hyland is finally starting to take her promising second career as a professional Snapchat hottie seriously. Because she just sent out another round of swimsuit selfies. And it’s great to see Sarah heading in the right direction. Now she just needs to upgrade to a phone with a better camera so these pictures and videos of hers get a little more high quality. She’s always welcome to borrow mine. Just throwing it out there.
I feel like I’ve spent years trying to convince Sarah Hyland that she needs to get serious about this whole Instagram thing if she wants to keep her 15 minutes of fame going once Modern Family‘s over. (Her co-star Ariel Winter definitely knows what’s up.) And I’m happy to report that it looks like she’s finally listening, because she just posted some pretty hot selfies. Now, unfortunately it looks like she covered up the good stuff with one of those damn emojis, but that’s OK. I’m sure she’ll get the hang of #freeingthenipple eventually. Fingers crossed, anyway.
I’m not sure where this photoshoot is from, or what it’s for, and since it’s Monday, I’m feeling way too lazy to look it up. But I guess Sarah Hyland is trying to make a transition into modeling now, since I’m sure there can’t be too many seasons of Modern Family left. And don’t get me wrong, Sarah’s got some decent model moves, but I still say if she wants a new gig, they should make a spinoff where her Modern Family character becomes the personal bikini assistant to a high-powered blogger. Just think of the ratings.
I guess Ariel Winter hasn’t totally overtaken Sarah Hyland as the new most famous Modern Family kid, because Candie’s just had Sarah model their spring collection. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see a new photoshoot from one of my favorite TV cuties. But still, getting Sarah to model clothes seems like a real waste of her “talent.” It’s pretty obvious she should be doing bikini and/or lingerie shoots instead. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right?
It feels like I’ve been trying to get Sarah Hyland to fulfill her true hottie potential for years now. And the only person who’s actually been listening to my advice has been Ariel Winter… But whatever. I figure one of these days, Sarah will finally realize that the key to a successful career in Hollywood in 2016 requires posting daily bikini and/or booty selfies on Instagram. And until then, showing off her cute little cleavage in Marie Claire is a good start. I’ll take it!
I don’t know what the hell happened to Sarah Hyland. For a while there, she was looking like the next Sofia Vergara, and then she got completely swooped by Ariel Winter. But even though her Instagram is definitely the most boring of her fellow Modern Family hotties, I’ve still got faith in Sarah to turn this thing around. All she needs to do is remember her Celebrity Instagram 101: the more skin you show, the hotter your selfies turn out. So c’mon Sarah. Me and the Little Tuna are pulling for you here.