I’ve never really understood the appeal of breakfast in bed — who wants to get toast all over your pillows? But after seeing this latest photoshoot from Arianny Celeste, I think I’m finally starting to get it. You know, if this whole modeling thing doesn’t pan out for Arianny, I think she’s got a bright future as a personal chef. Because this is looking mighty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the eggs.
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I don’t watch UFC, mostly because I just don’t have any interest in watching two sweaty dudes roll around with each other, so I’m not sure if Arianny Celeste is still working as a Ring Girl. And I’m way too lazy to look it up. But on the off chance Arianny is looking for work, I happen to be looking for someone to help deliver more original content for the site. Say, by sending over a few rounds of bikini and/or lingerie and/or topless selfies per week. And the best part? Arianny can work from home if she doesn’t want to commute to
my mom’s basement Tuna HQ. Call me!
I don’t know whose job it was to stick these flowers all over Arianny Celeste in this latest super-hot photoshoot from the former? current? UFC ring girl/undisputed pants fire. But all I know is, now I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. So, where do I apply? And when can I start?
I don’t know how old Arianny Celeste is, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I am guessing she’s in her mid 30s and if so, she still looks pretty damn awesome. My only suggestion is that she ease up on the fillers in the face. Not saying that she uses them, cause I don’t know, but most hot Instagram models when they get to a certain point in their “careers” all start looking same. In any case, Arianny still has a couple of pant fire years left, so enjoy.
Forgot all those no-name models and Instagram wannabes. It’s been way too long since I’ve done a post on one of the OG hot nobodies: Arianny Celeste. So here’s a massive bikini photoshoot from the former? current? UFC ring girl to help remind us all of the good old days. Anyway, I’m not sure what Arianny’s up to these days and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but here’s hoping she finally gave up on that UFC crap to concentrate on wearing bikinis full-time.
While most of you lucky bastards have the day off today, I’m still hard at work here in
my mom’s basement the office in order to bring you the latest lingerie and/or bikini goodness. And here’s a little something guaranteed to make your Good Friday into a great Friday: brand-new pictures of Arianny Celeste looking red-hot in lingerie. You’re welcome in advance.
In case you need something to help distract you from that Super Bowl hangover you’re currently nursing, don’t worry. Because here’s something that ought to distract you for a good 30, maybe even 45 seconds: Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC Octagon Girls, Kenda Perez, Vanessa Hanson, and Chrissy Blair, all got together in Las Vegas this weekend. So go ahead and swap that raging hangover for a raging pants fire and enjoy. You’re welcome in advance.
In case you forgot to renew your subscription to FHM Philippines, not to worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot that Arianny Celeste did for their August issue. It’s pictures like this that help Arianny keep her #1 ranking as my favorite UFC hottie of all-time. I know people are talking about how Ronda Rousey is unbeatable after this weekend, but when it comes to the top ring girls, Arianny continues to obliterate the competition too. Just wow.
Here’s your latest pants-melting update from the wide world of men’s mags: apparently UNO Magazine out of The Philippines put everybody’s #1 favorite UFC hottie Arianny Celeste on the cover of their Travel Issue. And after checking it out, I think I’ve finally decided where I want to take my summer vacation this year: wherever the hell Arianny is. I mean, just look at that picture-perfect scenery… Yow!
I was gonna say that it seems a little early for Arianny Celeste to be putting out a 2016 calendar, considering it’s still only July. But then I saw the pictures, and you know what? I take it all back. Because they’re so hot, I’m going to want to spend a whole lot more than 12 months staring at these. So we might as well get started now. Enjoy.
Thanks to killer photoshoots like this, Arianny Celeste has been my #1 favorite Octagon Girl for a while now. But after this latest set of bikini pictures, I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time Arianny left the UFC and moved on to bigger and better gigs. You know, like filming a sex tape with a certain moderately famous blogger. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
A new photoshoot from Arianny Celeste is always cause for celebration, but this latest one is so damn hot, it’s going to have you needing to take an ice bath afterwards. So enjoy the sexy lingerie pictures of the reigning #1 UFC hottie, but just remember to stand at least 5-10 feet away from any flammable objects when you do, because otherwise, they’re likely to spontaneously combust too.
With practically every hottie in Hollywood at the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year.
I’ve never been much of a UFC fan — watching sweaty dudes roll around with each other just isn’t my bag. But I am a pretty big fan of Arianny Celeste. And in fact, after seeing these pictures of her showing off her sexy stomach and perfect sweater mounds out in LA, I’m pretty sure she’s my favorite ring girl of all-time. Or at least until we get the next set of Brittney Palmer bikini pictures…