A new photoshoot from Arianny Celeste is always cause for celebration, but this latest one is so damn hot, it’s going to have you needing to take an ice bath afterwards. So enjoy the sexy lingerie pictures of the reigning #1 UFC hottie, but just remember to stand at least 5-10 feet away from any flammable objects when you do, because otherwise, they’re likely to spontaneously combust too.
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With practically every hottie in Hollywood at the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year.
I’ve never been much of a UFC fan — watching sweaty dudes roll around with each other just isn’t my bag. But I am a pretty big fan of Arianny Celeste. And in fact, after seeing these pictures of her showing off her sexy stomach and perfect sweater mounds out in LA, I’m pretty sure she’s my favorite ring girl of all-time. Or at least until we get the next set of Brittney Palmer bikini pictures…
In case you’ve ever wanted to see what Arianny Celeste gets up to when she’s not busy working for the UFC as one of the greatest ring girls of all-time, this “Day in the Life of” photoshoot is for you. I don’t know about you guys though, but I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t spend more time with her in the gym. Because those workout pictures are pretty inspiring. I’m already working up a sweat.
So I’m guessing that there must’ve been some kind of big UFC fight over the weekend, because we’ve got pictures of my two favorite ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer today, and last I checked, it wasn’t my birthday. Mostly because if it was, these two would be leg wrestling for the right to date me instead of politely posing together. Anyway, since I don’t want to start a fight or anything, I’ll just say that both these busty hotties are looking seriously good. And that I’d be more than happy to compromise and make it a triple date. Call me.
Normally when it comes to pictures of the UFC ring girls, I’m always trying to figure out which hottie I like better, Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer. And after this latest set of pictures, I think I’ve finally got it: my #1 favorite ring girl is the two of them together. What? It’s my site, I can do what I want. Anyway, I don’t know what happened to their car here, but if it’s anything like my pants right now, I’m guessing it seriously overheated. Enjoy.
The big UFC fight was two nights ago and because I don’t watch naked grown men rubbing up against each other, I have no clue who or what was fighting, but I do know that UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and her big chesticles were hosting some nightclub. On another note, if you missed Arianny’s awesome photoshoot for Fitness Gurls Magazine that was released last week, click this link, you won’t be disappointed.
So apparently the UFC held their own “Official Pool Party” this week, which is pretty awesome, considering all the hotties they employ as ring girls. Like my all-time favorite Arianny Celeste here, who I’m always happy to see in a bikini. And if you ask me, more companies should throw parties like this for their employees, I’m thinking Victoria’s Secret would be a great place to start. Just make sure to invite me too next time.
Here’s Arianny Celeste continuing to prove why she’s my all-time favorite ring girl in the latest issue of Fitness Girls Magazine thanks to yet another epic bikini shoot. And if like me, you can’t get enough of Arianny, you can read the interview here too. You know, once you’re done drooling over these pictures and regain the ability to read again, of course. Take your time. I wouldn’t want you guys to hurt yourselves.
Here’s Arianny Celeste at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration looking as smoking hot as ever and reminding me why she’s still my undisputed all-time favorite ring girl. There’s been a lot of promising challengers for the title over the years, but I’m sorry, nobody’s touching Arianny and those glorious funbags of hers. No, really, I even asked nicely and explained what a big fan I was and everything. Oh well.
I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, but it’s been over a week since we’ve gotten any new Arianny Celeste hotness, and that’s way too long to go without pictures of my all-time favorite ring girl. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands, act like a real fake-journalist and see what was new over on her Instagram. Turns out, it’s lots and lots of super-sexy bikini pictures. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work, because this is a story that’s definitely worth investigating further.
Here’s my all-time favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste looking like her usual hot self at OK! Magazine‘s annual ‘SO SEXY’ event. And I know what you’re thinking, I can’t believe I wasn’t invited either. I know some people probably think the term “sexy blogger” is an oxymoron, but that’s just because they’ve never seen me in a Speedo. So enjoy that mental image, but I don’t blame you if you prefer to focus on Arianny’s perfect funbags instead.
I’m not sure what good deeds I did to deserve this awesome bikini team-up between UFC hottie Arianny Celeste and Instagram hottie Bryana Holly, but whatever it is, I want to figure it out so I can keep doing it. Because the only thing better than one gorgeous model in a bikini is two of them, although I will say this photoshoot could’ve been even better if Arianny had convinced her fellow ring girl Brittney Palmer to join them. Same goes if they shot it in my mom’s basement instead of at the beach, but maybe that’s just a personal preference.
I’m still waiting for the day when Arianny Celeste finally accepts the fact that me and her are meant to be together and follows me back on Twitter, but until then, I’ll keep putting up posts of her looking amazing in bikinis and proclaiming my love for her. And actually, I plan on doing pretty much the same thing even after she finally acknowledges my existence, so basically, nothing’s going to change on your end. You’ll still get your Arianny bikini fix. Only this way, we’ll be one step closer to that Arianny/Tuna sex tape I know you’ve all been dreaming about. Or was that just me?