Here’s my favorite pair of rich kid fake models Kendall and Kylie Jenner in a new swimsuit shoot. And I know I like to make fun of these two and say that the only reason they get gigs like this is because their parents are rich and famous but… Sorry, I forgot where I was going with that. Oh well. Try and enjoy the Photoshopped bikini pictures anyway!
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Here’s “best friends” and “professional supermodels” Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid taking the paps for a walk in Beverly Hills, and continuing to bore the crap out of me. I mean, at least we’re getting a peek at Gigi’s sexy stomach and Kendall’s sweet cleavage this time, but what ever happened to inviting your BFF and a few of your favorite photographers over for a sleepover and pillow fight? Now that’d be worth writing about.
Sorry in advance for these boring AF pictures of Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid. I guess no one told them that if they want to be considered real supermodels and not just Instagram wannabes, they have to actually give us something worth drooling over on a regular basis. Lame outfits like the one Kendall’s wearing here just aren’t going to cut it. And as for Gigi, her parents are loaded — so couldn’t she have afforded a shirt without a rip in it? Or better yet, a shirt with a rip a few inches higher and to the right and/or left? Anyway, here’s hoping these two remember to up their game next time they go out. For both our sakes’.
I knew Kendall Jenner still needed work if she wanted to get serious about this whole professional supermodel thing, but I had no idea she needed this much work. Because here she is leaving the airport and wearing her lingerie over her t-shirt. What gives? I mean, unless she’s still totally whacked out on Ambien from her flight, there’s just no excuse for this. And either way, I expected better from Kendall.
Good news: Kendall Jenner is still at the Cannes Film Festival trying to fit in with all the real supermodels and A-list actresses. And better yet, she just pulled a classic move out of the hot nobody playbook by showing up to some random premiere in a see-through dress, so I can’t ask what she’s even doing here, because I’m too distracted by all that skin to care. Well played, Kendall. Well played.
Here’s Kendall Jenner at the Cannes Film Festival attending some party sponsored by an ice cream company. And I know what you’re probably thinking, what the hell do pretentious art movies, ice cream bars and wannabe supermodels have to do with one another? Well, I have no idea. But I do know that Kendall showed up to the party looking hot enough to melt an entire tub of ice cream on the spot, so stop asking questions and just enjoy.
Apparently the 2016 Met Gala was held in New York last night, and I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail… But here’s one of my favorite highlights from the annual hottie fashion show: Kendall Jenner in a dress that’s got holes in all the
right wrong places. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t see a thing. Maybe she put it on wrong?
In case you missed it, Coachella kicked off over the weekend, which means a whole bunch of hipsters and celebrities (and hotties) descended on the valley to pretend to be hippies for a couple days. And here’s some pictures of Kendall Jenner making her annual trek. And don’t get me wrong, I dig the whole fake hippie look on Kendall, but personally, I miss the days when she’d just pretend to be a real model instead. At least that meant we had a good shot at seeing her go topless.
When it comes to the big, influential awards shows that everybody in Hollywood works all year for and cares about, there’s the Oscars and the MTV Movie Awards and then everything else. OK, fine, not really. No one actually cares who MTV thinks won Best Kiss or Best Explosion or whatever, but they do invite hot Instagram model nobodies like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner, which makes them much more important and relevant than the Oscars, as far as I’m concerned.
Here’s Kendall Jenner out in LA showing why she’s hands down my favorite Kardashian. Because while all the others are busy focusing on their lame reality shows and getting in the tabloids, Kendall’s figured out a much more respectable way to get famous: by going out without a bra. So enjoy. It’s just too bad it never rains in LA. Kendall could’ve put on her own private wet t-shirt contest.
I always think it’s hilarious when an Instagram model tries to pretend they’re a real supermodel. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on two legs. So I’m loving these shots of Kendall Jenner in the April issue of Vogue. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely cute, and she’s hands down the best-looking Kardashian (not that that’s saying much). But she’s no supermodel, no matter how many magazine covers that family buys to get everyone to think otherwise.
I think Kendall Jenner should probably just stick to Instagram modeling from now on, because her latest attempt at real modeling for the March issue of W Korea is just really, really bad. I mean, she doesn’t even know how to model a hand-bra properly. Anyway, I’d be happy to help teach her if she really wants to learn, but honestly, I think she’s better off just taking bikini selfies like a normal rich hottie.
I know a lot of people are probably going to knock these pictures of Kendall Jenner at Burger King and say that no real model would ever be caught dead eating fast food. But first off, Kendall’s not a real model. Second, she’s giving us a nice look at her booty in a pair of tight jeans waiting in line, and third, I think she could stand to put some more meat on her bones anyway, so no harm, no foul. Also, considering I eat leftover pizza and/or burritos 5 days a week, I don’t think I’m really the guy to be lecturing anyone on making healthy choices anyway.
Last time around, I was complaining about the pictures everyone’s favorite Instagram model Kendall Jenner took for LOVE Magazine and how you couldn’t really see anything in them. But now that they’ve released a few more from that shoot, I’m starting to come around. What can I say? They finally gave me what I wanted: Kendall’s sweet booty. More, please.