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Kendall Jenner’s Boring Photoshoot

May 11th, 2018

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Here is the highest paid model Kendall Jenner. I can’t believe that she makes the most money considering she’s really just a InstaModel who happens to be sisters with the biggest porn star of all-time. Anyway, this was for Elle Magazine and it’s kinda boring so we will move on.

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Kendall Jenner Is The Only Kardashian Who Is Not Gross

April 23rd, 2018

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You know, I’ve done a lot of thinking about Kendall Jenner lately. And once I got kicked out of the Starbucks bathroom I’d locked myself in to “think”, it finally hit me: I guess maybe it’s not Kendall’s fault that she got born into that obnoxious attention wh%re family, and really, we should probably all just be glad that Kendall’s super hot and posting sexy selfies and videos all the time and not plastic and annoying like the rest of her gross sisters. All I know is, me and the Little Tuna are very happy right now.

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Kendall Jenner Shows Off In Her Adidas

March 30th, 2018

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As you guys know, Adidas likes to have social media stars promote their shoes, so here is Kendall Jenner “modeling” them in what appears to be one of her closets. You’d think the chick could donate some of her crap to a charity? She looks like a hoarder. Anyway, there’s really nothing that interesting about these pics so let’s move along.

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Bella Hadid And Kendall Jenner Topless

March 19th, 2018

At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.

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Kendall Jenner Still Trying To Prove She Is A Real Model

March 15th, 2018

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I guess Kendall Jenner is still trying to prove she’s a real fashion model, because here she is in Vogue‘s April issue dressed up in a bunch of ridiculous “high fashion” outfits like a Carmen Miranda hat and… whatever the hell this is. Anyway, according to the quote on the cover, Kendall says she has nothing to hide. But I don’t know, she sure looks like she’s hiding an awful lot here. She could definitely be showing way more skin.

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Kendall Jenner Is Still Pretending To Be A Real Model

February 15th, 2018

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I’m not really sure what’s weirder about this new Kendall Jenner photoshoot, that a sneaker company hired someone famous for doing nothing all day to be their official spokesmodel, or that their new clothing line seems to include a track suit with a denim skirt. I don’t know if Adidas is trying to get into the fashion business or what, but that’s almost as ridiculous as the idea of calling Kendall a real supermodel. Oh wait.

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Kendall Jenner Loves Herself Way Too Much

February 8th, 2018

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Here’s Kendall Jenner doing a photoshoot with a fake tabloid about how great and successful she is, because her entire family is obsessed with themselves. I’m also 99% sure Kendall kept that fake magazine to carry around in her bag and look at whenever bloggers like me call her a fake wannabe supermodel. It’d be like me Photoshopping my name onto a picture of a Pulitzer to show everybody at my next high school reunion what a real journalist I am. …Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Be right back.

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Calvin Klein Hired A Porn Star, Old Lady, Monster, Wannabe Model And Someone No One Cares About For Their Campaign

January 24th, 2018

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It took me a second to realize that this was all the Kardashian/Jenner sisters lying on top of this blanket. For a while, I was trying to figure out why Calvin Klein would want to get a bunch of chubby nobodies and Kendall Jenner together to try to sell underwear. But then I took a closer look, and yup, that’s Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. AKA Kendall and a bunch of chubby nobodies. Anyway, I still don’t see how this is supposed to sell Calvins, but maybe that’s why I’m just a blogger and not in marketing.

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Kendall Jenner Is Proof That You Don’t Need To Be A Model To Be A Supermodel Part 2

January 18th, 2018

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According to my sources, Kendall Jenner is attempting to sell handbags with this latest photoshoot, and not puppies. Which is just kind of confusing, if you ask me. Even more confusing? Why everyone seems to have decided Kendall is a major supermodel all of a sudden. It’s my fault for doing all those posts on her back in the day, isn’t it? I just wanted her to post more topless selfies! I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m sorry.

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Kendall Jenner Is Proof That You Don’t Need To Be A Model To Be A Supermodel

January 15th, 2018

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I guess at some point I need to stop fighting it and just accept the facts: Kendall Jenner is a supermodel. Because here she is with a major cover shoot in Harper’s Bazaar. Anyway, I used to think you needed real talent or skills or hard work in order to become a professional model, but I guess I was wrong. Being hot enough and having rich parents is apparently all it takes these days.

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Kendall Jenner Is No Supermodel And No Rocky

December 4th, 2017

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Here is the highest paid model Kendall Jenner doing her best Rocky. Unfortunately, and I know many ladies out there will be mad when I say this, but she punches like a girl. Kendall couldn’t hurt a fly! Anyway, I thought these LoveAdvent videos are supposed to be sexy, sadly this one misses the mark.

         
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Kendall Jenner Is The Highest Paid “Model”

November 30th, 2017

According to my sources, Kendall Jenner was recently named the highest-paid model in the world for 2017, although I’m pretty sure somebody got their math wrong. Are we sure they didn’t accidentally make a list of who pays the most for fashion magazine covers and not who gets paid the most? Anyway, assuming it is true, it just goes to show how sad the modeling industry is these days. Don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely hot. But the idea that she’s the world’s most in-demand “supermodel” is a total joke.

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Kendall Jenner Gets Muddy In A Bikini

October 24th, 2017

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Here’s everyone’s favorite fake celebrity (and the hottest Kardashian) Kendall Jenner rubbing mud all over herself, I guess as some kind of spa treatment? And honestly, I don’t really get it. I mean, Kendall’s rich parents can afford to buy her a spread in Vogue, but not a special personal assistant whose sole job is applying mud to her body? Hell, I would’ve done it for free!

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