It must be tough to grow up in the Kardashian family, and constantly hearing about Kim and how “sexy” her gross, oversized booty is. It’s got to really screw a person up. But I’m glad to see Kendall Jenner made it out OK. Because here she is showing off her perfectly normal-sized booty in a thong for her latest photoshoot. And if you ask me, I’ll take Kendall’s over that fake stuff any day.
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I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for being a fake model who only books gigs because of her rich and famous parents, but here she is doing a new photoshoot for La Perla. And the way I see it, if Kendall’s going to pretend to be a professional model, at least she’s pretending to be a lingerie model. I’ll take it.
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
Considering Kendall Jenner is hands down the hottest one in that whole terrible family of hers, I keep waiting for her to do something impressive with all that hottie potential. Only instead of making best-selling home videos like her porn star older sister, Kendall just gives us topless selfie teases and boring-ass photoshoots. But I guess being the hottest Kardashian is kind of like being the handsomest blogger or smartest Instagram model: it’s not really saying much. Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to take what we can get. So enjoy.
So Love Magazine is back making hipster videos with celebrities and models, even though the hipster culture is over just like the man bun. Anyway, they got Kendall Jenner channeling Marilyn Monroe very poorly. This is the worse Marilyn Monroe impression I have ever seen. Did they run out of budget for hair and makeup? Fail.
Even though Kendall Jenner is the only Kardashian that is pretty, you would think she’d own that title and come out with kick ass sexy photoshoots. Instead we get this boring spread. Girl needs to step up her game because her oldest sister is the most famous porn star of all time and that is a big booty to fill. Let’s hope she does better next time.
I guess now that Kendall Jenner‘s a “real” supermodel and all, she’s contractually obligated to do photoshoots like this, where she’s just sitting around pouting in see-through shirts. And even though I don’t really get the first part, I can’t complain about the see-through part. Because I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely putting a smile on my face right now. Enjoy!
I know I was ragging on Love Magazine‘s annual video advent calendar all December long, but the good news is, it looks like whoever’s responsible for their print issue is much better at their job. Because these pictures of Kendall Jenner for their Spring 2017 issue is already hotter than an entire month’s worth of those lame lingerie videos combined. Enjoy.
I know a bunch of “important” stuff happened over the weekend, between the inauguration and the protests and everything. But there was another major story you probably didn’t see on the news: professional Instagram supermodel/A-list hot nobody Kendall Jenner went out wearing a see-through shirt and some Miley Cyrus-level nipple pasties. But don’t worry, we’ll be following this very closely here at Hollywood Tuna, AKA with my nose an inch or two from my computer screen. So stay tuned for any new updates on this historic event.
I’ve got some good news. Looks like Kendall Jenner is taking a break from shooting all those dumb videos and lame photoshoots she’s been doing lately to get back to what’s really important: posting sexy bikini selfies on Instagram. It’s all about priorities, people. And I’m just glad Kendall’s finally got hers back on track. Enjoy.
I guess Kendall Jenner‘s parents must’ve bought her a new modeling contract as a Christmas present. Because according to my sources, Kendall’s working for La Perla now, and these are some of the pictures from her latest lingerie shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, they’re not bad, but she’s still not exactly supermodel material. Oh well. You get what you pay for, I guess.
So apparently Kendall Jenner pretended to get a huge snake tattoo on her ass for her latest V Magazine cover. I guess to show how “edgy” she is or something. But a snake? Come on. That’s so played out. if Kendall really wanted to make a statement, she should’ve gone with a big tuna instead. Unless she’s just saving that for the other cheek (and the February issue). I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
So, you know how we’re all supposed to pretend that Kendall Jenner is a huge A-list supermodel, and not just another rich kid with loaded parents? Well, she’s such a big “star” (AKA I bet her parents gave them a suitcase full of 20s) that Kendall managed to score herself a second LOVE Advent video. And it’s the big one, too: their official Christmas Day video. Only I just checked the views, and after 2 days and counting, they’re not even close to 250K yet. Meanwhile, a random video of some dude unboxing a smartphone already has almost 3 million. So much for Kendall’s star power, huh? Maybe they should’ve given Day 25 to that guy instead.
First it was Bella Hadid, now it’s Kendall Jenner‘s turn to do her own boring video for LOVE Magazine‘s annual hottie advent calendar. I guess instead of a Christmas theme this year, they decided to go with a rich kid/fake model theme? Anyway, I know we’re all supposed to pretend these girls are the future of fashion or whatever, but I’m sorry, they’re ruining the modeling industry. I thought these LOVE videos were supposed to be sexy, but I’m pretty sure the Little Tuna just fell asleep.