I guess at some point I need to stop fighting it and just accept the facts: Kendall Jenner is a supermodel. Because here she is with a major cover shoot in Harper’s Bazaar. Anyway, I used to think you needed real talent or skills or hard work in order to become a professional model, but I guess I was wrong. Being hot enough and having rich parents is apparently all it takes these days.
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I didn’t really care for Kendall Jenner‘s lame Rocky-themed LoveAdvent video earlier this week, but luckily she got back to her old tricks recently, AKA walking around topless for the cameras, and now that’s more like it. If Kendall could just do this for every photoshoot, I might actually believe she’s worth all that money she’s getting paid.
Here is the highest paid model Kendall Jenner doing her best Rocky. Unfortunately, and I know many ladies out there will be mad when I say this, but she punches like a girl. Kendall couldn’t hurt a fly! Anyway, I thought these LoveAdvent videos are supposed to be sexy, sadly this one misses the mark.
According to my sources, Kendall Jenner was recently named the highest-paid model in the world for 2017, although I’m pretty sure somebody got their math wrong. Are we sure they didn’t accidentally make a list of who pays the most for fashion magazine covers and not who gets paid the most? Anyway, assuming it is true, it just goes to show how sad the modeling industry is these days. Don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely hot. But the idea that she’s the world’s most in-demand “supermodel” is a total joke.
Here’s everyone’s favorite fake celebrity (and the hottest Kardashian) Kendall Jenner rubbing mud all over herself, I guess as some kind of spa treatment? And honestly, I don’t really get it. I mean, Kendall’s rich parents can afford to buy her a spread in Vogue, but not a special personal assistant whose sole job is applying mud to her body? Hell, I would’ve done it for free!
I guess Kendall Jenner‘s taking a quick break from pretending to be an athlete for Adidas to pretend to be a “professional” lingerie model again. And don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Kendall that she gets to live out her dream. I just wish it involved wearing more actual lingerie. I mean, how else am I supposed to live out my dream of getting kicked out of every Starbucks bathroom in a 25 mile radius of my mom’s basement? You’ve got to give me more to work with here, Kendall.
I don’t know how or why Adidas decided that Kendall Jenner would be a good spokesmodel — sorry, “brand ambassador” — for them. Considering I’m pretty sure she’s never actually broken a sweat in her life and probably pays assistants to move her legs for her on the exercise bike. But whatever. I’m not going to argue with results. Because this latest shoot has definitely sent my heart rate soaring. Yow!
The first thing I thought when I saw these pictures? What’s that cougar doing posing in a bikini next to Kendall Jenner? Then, after I realized it was just her younger sister Kylie, I figured maybe their rich parents got some kind of a package deal for this photoshoot. 2 for the price of 1. Because according to my sources, these were taken as part of Kendall and Kylie’s “new swimwear line” for Revolve. So, ladies, if you want to look like a Hollywood rich kid/fake model or a plastic teenage cougar, now there’s a swimwear line just for you.
According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.
Here’s Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real fashion model for some new photoshoot for Vogue, and look, she’s not doing as bad as some of her fellow rich kid/fake models. But I’m pretty sure that’s just because Kendall’s way hotter than the rest of those wannabes. Also, she appears to know how to do more than one face for the cameras. Hey, it’s not exactly a high bar to clear.
I’m not sure what’s happening here. I swear the last post I did on Kendall Jenner was a photoshoot of her showing off a pretty cute booty. But now here she is working out at the gym, and that booty’s looking flatter than a pancake, or at least way flatter than I remembered. Anyway, I’m hoping it’s just a bad angle. Kind of like how I look 30 pounds bigger in pictures than I do in real-life. Right, Mom?
It must be tough to grow up in the Kardashian family, and constantly hearing about Kim and how “sexy” her gross, oversized booty is. It’s got to really screw a person up. But I’m glad to see Kendall Jenner made it out OK. Because here she is showing off her perfectly normal-sized booty in a thong for her latest photoshoot. And if you ask me, I’ll take Kendall’s over that fake stuff any day.
I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for being a fake model who only books gigs because of her rich and famous parents, but here she is doing a new photoshoot for La Perla. And the way I see it, if Kendall’s going to pretend to be a professional model, at least she’s pretending to be a lingerie model. I’ll take it.
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.