Unlike porn star Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner is much easier on the eyes. Sure she’s now considered the most over paid “model”, but at least she doesn’t take dick on digital film. Anyway, she’s cute, so let’s move along.
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I guess when you’re the highest paid model, who doesn’t really look like a model and is just cute, you got to show them titties. They’re cute little things. I’m surprised Kendall didn’t get the supermodel funbag titty special, so it’s kind of nice to see regular boobs once in a while. Anyway, as you know I cannot post them but do a reddit search, they’re easy to find. Enjoy.
I find the Kardashians’ boring as f%ck. Even Kendall Jenner who is the only pretty one, I think is so dull that I never know what to say about her. I still can’t believe she is the highest paid model in the world. We’ve all gone mad!
I really find the whole Kardashian family boring as f%ck! The only one I can tolerate is Kendall Jenner since she doesn’t look like a monster. She is actually pretty cute and has a banging body. Is she model worthy? No, but what is a model these days? Every company is using fat girls now to sell their clothes. We live in crazy times.
I bet you this is the first time Kendall Jenner was ever in a cheap motel. I don’t know what this campaign is for, but I’m not buying it. That outfit is way too expensive and Kendall looks a little better than a $25 prostitute. I think that’s the concept of this? Anyway, I’m not complaining, I dig chicks in cheap motels. That’s where I usually meet them. Paid of course.
It appears to me that Kendall Jenner is learning a thing or two from Emily Ratajkowski. And that is a good thing because we get Kendall posting topless pics on her Instagram. I do have one critique though, Kendall needs to show off much more booty. Her titties are not her strong suit. If she needs someone to take those type of pictures she should call me. I’m a pro.
You know, I’ve done a lot of thinking about Kendall Jenner lately. And once I got kicked out of the Starbucks bathroom I’d locked myself in to “think”, it finally hit me: I guess maybe it’s not Kendall’s fault that she got born into that obnoxious attention wh%re family, and really, we should probably all just be glad that Kendall’s super hot and posting sexy selfies and videos all the time and not plastic and annoying like the rest of her gross sisters. All I know is, me and the Little Tuna are very happy right now.
As you guys know, Adidas likes to have social media stars promote their shoes, so here is Kendall Jenner “modeling” them in what appears to be one of her closets. You’d think the chick could donate some of her crap to a charity? She looks like a hoarder. Anyway, there’s really nothing that interesting about these pics so let’s move along.
At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.
I guess Kendall Jenner is still trying to prove she’s a real fashion model, because here she is in Vogue‘s April issue dressed up in a bunch of ridiculous “high fashion” outfits like a Carmen Miranda hat and… whatever the hell this is. Anyway, according to the quote on the cover, Kendall says she has nothing to hide. But I don’t know, she sure looks like she’s hiding an awful lot here. She could definitely be showing way more skin.