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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Does Met Gala

May 3rd, 2016

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Apparently the 2016 Met Gala was held in New York last night, and I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail… But here’s one of my favorite highlights from the annual hottie fashion show: Kendall Jenner in a dress that’s got holes in all the right wrong places. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t see a thing. Maybe she put it on wrong?

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Kendall Jenner Does Coachella

April 18th, 2016

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In case you missed it, Coachella kicked off over the weekend, which means a whole bunch of hipsters and celebrities (and hotties) descended on the valley to pretend to be hippies for a couple days. And here’s some pictures of Kendall Jenner making her annual trek. And don’t get me wrong, I dig the whole fake hippie look on Kendall, but personally, I miss the days when she’d just pretend to be a real model instead. At least that meant we had a good shot at seeing her go topless.

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Instagram Models Gigi Hadid And Kendall Jenner Hit The MTV Movie Awards

April 11th, 2016

When it comes to the big, influential awards shows that everybody in Hollywood works all year for and cares about, there’s the Oscars and the MTV Movie Awards and then everything else. OK, fine, not really. No one actually cares who MTV thinks won Best Kiss or Best Explosion or whatever, but they do invite hot Instagram model nobodies like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner, which makes them much more important and relevant than the Oscars, as far as I’m concerned.

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Kendall Jenner Is Braless

April 7th, 2016

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Here’s Kendall Jenner out in LA showing why she’s hands down my favorite Kardashian. Because while all the others are busy focusing on their lame reality shows and getting in the tabloids, Kendall’s figured out a much more respectable way to get famous: by going out without a bra. So enjoy. It’s just too bad it never rains in LA. Kendall could’ve put on her own private wet t-shirt contest.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Attempts To Be A Supermodel In Vogue

March 24th, 2016

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I always think it’s hilarious when an Instagram model tries to pretend they’re a real supermodel. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on two legs. So I’m loving these shots of Kendall Jenner in the April issue of Vogue. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely cute, and she’s hands down the best-looking Kardashian (not that that’s saying much). But she’s no supermodel, no matter how many magazine covers that family buys to get everyone to think otherwise.

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Instagram Model Kendal Jenner Is A Terrible Real Model

February 25th, 2016

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I think Kendall Jenner should probably just stick to Instagram modeling from now on, because her latest attempt at real modeling for the March issue of W Korea is just really, really bad. I mean, she doesn’t even know how to model a hand-bra properly. Anyway, I’d be happy to help teach her if she really wants to learn, but honestly, I think she’s better off just taking bikini selfies like a normal rich hottie.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner’s Booty

February 23rd, 2016

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I know a lot of people are probably going to knock these pictures of Kendall Jenner at Burger King and say that no real model would ever be caught dead eating fast food. But first off, Kendall’s not a real model. Second, she’s giving us a nice look at her booty in a pair of tight jeans waiting in line, and third, I think she could stand to put some more meat on her bones anyway, so no harm, no foul. Also, considering I eat leftover pizza and/or burritos 5 days a week, I don’t think I’m really the guy to be lecturing anyone on making healthy choices anyway.

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Kendall Jenner Does Love Magazine

February 4th, 2016

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In case you forgot, I’ve got kind of a love/hate thing going with LOVE Magazine for those “boring-sexy” hottie advent calendar shoots they did for Christmas. And now they did it again. They took something theoretically good — like new Kendall Jenner pictures — and almost ruined them by slapping a giant dumb logo over the best part. Anyway, if they’re ever looking for a new art director, I’ve got a ton of great ideas. Yes, most of them involve hand-bras and sex tapes… so in other words, I could turn this thing around in no time. Call me.

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Kendall Jenner Has Some Toe Action

February 3rd, 2016

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Here’s Kendall Jenner out taking the paps for a walk in LA, and it’s moments like this that I’m really glad to live in an age of high-definition cameras and zoom lenses. Because maybe some of you look at these pictures and just see another boring “model” in spandex. But thanks to the magic of the “enlarge picture” button, I see a hint of nippleitis and even some toe action. Like I said, it’s a beautiful time to be alive, isn’t it?

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Kendall Jenner Does Vogue Brazil

January 12th, 2016

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I don’t understand Portuguese, so maybe something got lost in translation here, but I don’t really get this photoshoot that Kendall Jenner did for the latest issue of Vogue Brazil. And no, it’s not the goofy glasses that are tripping me up, or the crown or even the bunny mask. It’s the fact that Kendall’s covered up in so much clothing. Weird, right? Not to mention, a total waste of her talent, if you ask me.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is A Terrible Actress!

December 3rd, 2015

Here’s the end result of those weird Kendall Jenner shark costume pictures from a couple days ago, and yeah, I think it’s safe to say that Kendall isn’t going to become a professional actress any time soon. That is, unless somebody can write a part for her that takes place entirely in the shower. Believe me, I’ve tried, but so far, no studio’s taken me up on Bath Time with the Tuna. Their loss.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is Trying Too Hard

December 1st, 2015

Yes, that is Kendall Jenner dressed up a sexy shark. According to my sources, it’s part of her shoot for LOVE Magazine’s annual advent calendar. And I have no clue what “genius” came up with the idea to cover Kendall up in a shark costume, but if you ask me, it’s a total waste of Kendall’s talent. And by that I mean, that killer body of hers. That said, if this whole professional modeling thing doesn’t work out, I think Kendall could have a very successful career as a sexy aquarium mascot. She’s a natural.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Naked On A Horse

November 30th, 2015

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Here’s our latest dose of Insta-porn courtesy of one of the hardest-working Instagram models in the business, Kendall Jenner. And no, I’m not entirely sure what Kendall was doing going bareback on a horse or what this picture was for, but I’m assuming this is just a normal Thanksgiving weekend for the Kardashian family. Some people eat turkey and watch football, they take naked pictures and post them on the Internet. Enjoy.

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