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JWoww Is Looking Pretty Good

October 17th, 2013

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I don’t know why JWoww always has to go everywhere with that orange troll doll of hers, but she really knows how to put out a pants fire. Luckily though, I’ve found an easy work-around when it comes to these pictures of the two on the Extra set. Just tape an index card over the right half of your screen and boom, you’re all set to enjoy JWoww in peace. And yes, this revolutionary new method also works for d-bag boyfriends and children. You’re welcome, world.

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JWoww’s Power Tush!

August 28th, 2013

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For the last few years, I’ve been focusing way too much on JWoww‘s funbags when I should have been focusing on her her delicious juicy booty. I didn’t know she was packing that much meat. Damn, I’m hungry and it’s not even lunch time! Unfortunately, that little troll next to her always seems to make me lose my appetite. Anyway, I’m looking forward to the day JWoww slaps on a pair of pink leggings and a sports bra. It could be life …

         
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JWoww Busts Out At The Teen Choice Awards

August 12th, 2013

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I’m not sure what JWoww was doing at the Teen Choice Awards, unless the cast of the Jersey Shore was getting a lifetime achievement award for alerting kids to the dangers of spray-tanning and going to New Jersey. But since I always love to see JWoww’s funbags no matter when or where, I’m not complaining. In fact, I think she deserves a Tuna Choice Award for best red carpet cleavage. JWoww can feel free to stop by and pick it up any time. I might even put on pants for the special occasion.

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JWoww Forgot To Not Wear Clothes

July 18th, 2013

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Here’s JWoww at Self Magazine‘s Rock The Summer party. It’s not the best we’ve seen her, but it’ll do. Since I like JWoww though, I want to give her a couple helpful tips for the future. In order to ensure maximum hotness whenever she’s on the red carpet, she should pose with a lot more cleavage and a lot less of that scary orange Oompa Loompa. It’s a simple trick, but it works.

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JWoww Bikini Pictures

July 8th, 2013

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I’ve always liked JWoww, so I want to congratulate her for moving on from The Jersey Shore to the second phase of her career: looking hot in a bikini, and hosting no-name events and promotions. And unlike those Victoria’s Secret models, JWoww actually seems to understand the importance of combining those two skills. Because when you’re hired to host the second round of something called the Rehab Bikini Invitational, you’d better show up in a bikini. Anyway, if JWoww’s looking for another gig after this, I’d love to hire her to host my next pool party. It’s going to be a nice intimate gathering in the kiddie pool on my front lawn, and I think she’d make a great guest of honor.

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JWoww Brings Out The Guns!

April 24th, 2013

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As far as reality TV stars go, JWoww has always been one of my favorites. She’s the only one that even comes close to matching those British reality TV nobodies in the front meat department. So here she is showing off all that awesome cleavage at the One Life To Live and All My Children premieres, I’m guessing so that one of the soap operas gives her a role this season. 10-1 says those funbags get cast as a pair of evil twins. Hey, I’d watch that.

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JWoww’s Busting Out Good

April 15th, 2013

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Because the only thing better than cleavage is more cleavage, we’ve got a double dose of JWoww‘s red carpet funbags for you guys today from the MTV Movie Awards and something called the Logo NewNowNext Awards. Not exactly the Oscars, but hey, I’m down with any excuse to see JWoww busting out. Even if it does just make me jealous of the lucky bastard who gets to take this trophy home. Oh well, maybe I’ll have better luck next year.

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JWoww Really Knows How To Dress

February 25th, 2013

Here is the only real star from the cast of Jersey Shore. I’ve always been a fan of JWoww, but I’m really beginning to fall in love with her and her two big friends. Here she is hosting some nightclub in Atlantic City and giving us both side cleavage and sweet underboob. Amazing!

         
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JWoww Is Looking Preety Sweety

February 22nd, 2013

Gotta say, I’m impressed by JWoww these days. It wasn’t that long ago that I was making fun of her for being fat, and now she’s looking smoking hot. I don’t know what this AbCuts thing is that she’s promoting here, but if this before and after is any indication, it’s some kind of damn miracle product. Whatever it is, I’m glad to see that JWoww’s back to living up to her name again.

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JWoww’s Busting Out For The Trannies

January 28th, 2013

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At first glance, I thought I was looking at a bunch of trannies at RuPaul’s Drag Race event, but then I noticed a pair of huge chesticles and thank god they belonged to JWoww. Otherwise, you’d find me reenacting the shower scene in The Crying Game. Anyway, I think JWoww should attend more tranny events because obviously she has no problem showing off the funbags to guys who have no interest in them.

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JWoww Gives Extra Some Cleavage

January 8th, 2013

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I was pretty sure Jersey Shore was cancelled already, so I can’t really tell you what JWoww was doing on Extra, other than towering over the Oompa Loompa standing next to her. I just wish Maria Menounos had been there to give me a lesbian fantasy I could actually do something with, because this one’s just making the little Tuna sad. Hopefully next time, assuming JWoww’s 15 minutes aren’t already up.

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JWoww Is Busting Out For The X Factor

December 21st, 2012

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JWoww has really turned up the hotness lately, and I’m going to go ahead and take credit for it. See, ever since I called her fat, she’s been busting out the cleavage with regularity. You’re welcome, everyone. And you know, at first I was confused as to what the cast of Jersey Shore was doing at The X Factor, but then I realized there’s no better example of a bunch of idiots getting famous for doing something stupid. Which makes them the perfect role models and mentors for this show. Carry on guys.

         
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JWoww Knows Hows To Dress

November 30th, 2012

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So JWoww was at the airport the other day, and while her outfit isn’t nearly as classy as Sophie Turner’s from yesterday, I’m pretty sure wearing a track suit counts as dressing up if you’re from Jersey. Anyway, I’m just glad to see JWoww didn’t pack away her cleavage for the trip. Now this is a girl you want to go flying with, she’s even got her own personal floatation devices. I’d hang onto those things for dear life.

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JWoww Busts Out For A Good Cause

October 15th, 2012

I had a feeling that JWoww was not too impressed with me calling her a pig in my last post, so she decided to stick it to me by showing up at the Comedy Central’s “Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs” with some huge front meat popping out of her shirt. Touché! This is the JWoww I’ve grown to love. You know with this amount of boobage being exposed for such a good cause, doesn’t it make you want to stuff a bill in between that cleavage and donate?

         
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