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As far as reality TV stars go, JWoww has always been one of my favorites. She’s the only one that even comes close to matching those British reality TV nobodies in the front meat department. So here she is showing off all that awesome cleavage at the One Life To Live and All My Children premieres, I’m guessing so that one of the soap operas gives her a role this season. 10-1 says those funbags get cast as a pair of evil twins. Hey, I’d watch that.

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JWoww’s Busting Out Good

April 15th, 2013

Because the only thing better than cleavage is more cleavage, we’ve got a double dose of JWoww‘s red carpet funbags for you guys today from the MTV Movie Awards and something called the Logo NewNowNext Awards. Not exactly the Oscars, but hey, I’m down with any excuse to see JWoww busting out. Even if it does just make me jealous of the lucky bastard who gets to take this trophy home. Oh well, maybe I’ll have better luck next year.

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JWoww Really Knows How To Dress

February 25th, 2013

Here is the only real star from the cast of Jersey Shore. I’ve always been a fan of JWoww, but I’m really beginning to fall in love with her and her two big friends. Here she is hosting some nightclub in Atlantic City and giving us both side cleavage and sweet underboob. Amazing!

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JWoww Is Looking Preety Sweety

February 22nd, 2013

Gotta say, I’m impressed by JWoww these days. It wasn’t that long ago that I was making fun of her for being fat, and now she’s looking smoking hot. I don’t know what this AbCuts thing is that she’s promoting here, but if this before and after is any indication, it’s some kind of damn miracle product. Whatever it is, I’m glad to see that JWoww’s back to living up to her name again.

JWoww’s Busting Out For The Trannies

January 28th, 2013

At first glance, I thought I was looking at a bunch of trannies at RuPaul’s Drag Race event, but then I noticed a pair of huge chesticles and thank god they belonged to JWoww. Otherwise, you’d find me reenacting the shower scene in The Crying Game. Anyway, I think JWoww should attend more tranny events because obviously she has no problem showing off the funbags to guys who have no interest in them.

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JWoww Gives Extra Some Cleavage

January 8th, 2013

I was pretty sure Jersey Shore was cancelled already, so I can’t really tell you what JWoww was doing on Extra, other than towering over the Oompa Loompa standing next to her. I just wish Maria Menounos had been there to give me a lesbian fantasy I could actually do something with, because this one’s just making the little Tuna sad. Hopefully next time, assuming JWoww’s 15 minutes aren’t already up.

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JWoww Is Busting Out For The X Factor

December 21st, 2012

JWoww has really turned up the hotness lately, and I’m going to go ahead and take credit for it. See, ever since I called her fat, she’s been busting out the cleavage with regularity. You’re welcome, everyone. And you know, at first I was confused as to what the cast of Jersey Shore was doing at The X Factor, but then I realized there’s no better example of a bunch of idiots getting famous for doing something stupid. Which makes them the perfect role models and mentors for this show. Carry on guys.

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JWoww Knows Hows To Dress

November 30th, 2012

So JWoww was at the airport the other day, and while her outfit isn’t nearly as classy as Sophie Turner’s from yesterday, I’m pretty sure wearing a track suit counts as dressing up if you’re from Jersey. Anyway, I’m just glad to see JWoww didn’t pack away her cleavage for the trip. Now this is a girl you want to go flying with, she’s even got her own personal floatation devices. I’d hang onto those things for dear life.

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JWoww Busts Out For A Good Cause

October 15th, 2012

I had a feeling that JWoww was not too impressed with me calling her a pig in my last post, so she decided to stick it to me by showing up at the Comedy Central’s “Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs” with some huge front meat popping out of her shirt. Touché! This is the JWoww I’ve grown to love. You know with this amount of boobage being exposed for such a good cause, doesn’t it make you want to stuff a bill in between that cleavage and donate?

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JWoww Is Becoming A JSoww

October 5th, 2012

Here’s JWoww at the Season 6 premiere of Jersey Shore. And it looks like she got engaged; either that or she keeps trying and failing to do the Royal Wave. It also looks like she put on a few pounds. I’m not married, so maybe I’m wrong here, but I thought you were supposed to gain weight after you have a kid, not after you get engaged. Either way, this isn’t good. This girl’s body was the only wow she had going.

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JWoww Busting Out The Boobabe

August 20th, 2012

Here’s JWoww leaving the gym and busting out some of her sweet cleavage. I’m glad she’s working out because she has been packing on the pounds lately. Not necessarily a bad thing but it was being evenly distributed throughout her body and not just on her front meat, where it should be.

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JWoww’s Bangin’ Booty

July 31st, 2012

We spend so much time here at Hollywood Tuna focusing on JWoww’s big chesticles we’ve never noticed that she has quite the bangin’ booty. Here she is heading out for lunch wearing some shiny skinny jeans. I can’t believe I’m going to say this since I’m the biggest boob lover, but this could possibly be JWoww’s best ass-et. There’s no view of her slightly busted up face. Anyway, I wouldn’t mind after a long hot sticky day, taking the time peeling those pants off her.

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JWoWW Drops A Little Cleavage

July 25th, 2012

Here are JWoWW and her big fake breasts out promoting some sort of diet pill or fat burner or some snake oil like that. Who falls for this crap? So for you women out there, all you have to do is pop a couple of these pills and you”ll look like JWoWW, is that right? Don’t forget to get a couple of very large fake breasts implanted in your chest. Preferably by a professional. Anyhow, at least she brought a little cleavage and a whole lot of legs along for the ride.

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JWoWW Shows Us Her Good Side

July 19th, 2012

We all know JWoWW isn’t exactly a natural beauty, her face looks like it’s had a rough year, but she happens to possess a couple of things I really enjoy in my females. I’m talking of course about dedication and hard work…. I’m kidding, unless she’s nicknamed her giant fake breasts “dedication” and “hard work”, those things have no business being in the same sentence as this chick. Here she is showing off her big guns at some party the other night. Jump up and down for me.