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Katie Holmes Boring Bikini Pictures

June 20th, 2011

I wouldn’t have thought that pictures of Katie Holmes in a bikini would be all that exciting… I would be right. Here’s the boring mom out on the beach the other day with her blurry faced kid for some family fun. I guess she looks good, she’s got a pretty good body on her, but ever since she hooked up with Tom Cruise there’s something about her that just emits a non-sexual vibe. I don’t know what it it. Maybe it has something to do with the alien religious stuff she’s into, who knows, but I thought bikini pictures were supposed to be hot, not strange.

Photos: Fame

Yippee! Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Had Their Baby

April 19th, 2006

Tom Cruise And Katie Holms Have Baby

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally had their baby. Now, if you want to read more about this, visit Yahoo.com‘s entertainment section for more details. But before you do that, let’s pull out our cigars (ladies, you too) for Tom and celebrate by looking at these classy photos of Jenna Jameson.

Attn: Paparazzi Photographing Katie Holmes

April 17th, 2006

Dear Mr. Paparazzi,

Please, no more Katie Holmes pictures. I beg of you! Give the poor girl a break. She’s pregnant and I think it would be best for all of us not to have to witness every moment of her life. I know it’s not all your fault because she’s constantly leaving the Cruise compounds, even though she should be locked in a small quiet room so that she doesn’t cause stress to the little monster inside her. I guess you guys are doing your jobs but don’t you think it would be better for you to take pictures of hot sexy celebrities such as Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova and not uber-pregnant Katie Holmes?

Thank you,

Hollywood Tuna