Remember when Anne Hathaway was a super sexy hot chick? No, me neither! She has always been pretty boring to me, but very doable nonetheless. She’s like the girl you’d bring home to your parents and they’d be very proud of you, but at the end of the day, you’d lock yourself in a closet and watch porn on your iPhone cause Anne seems like snoozefest in the sack. Anyway, I’m an idiot, let’s move along.
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For somebody who’s constantly being photographed at the beach, Anne Hathaway‘s sure been covering up a lot lately. Maybe she just doesn’t understand how this whole hottie/paparazzi deal works — you’re supposed to keep showing up in less and less clothing, not more. Instead, Anne kept on a pair of shorts over her one-piece for some reason. That said, I’m surprised she didn’t cover up even more. Because judging from those pokies of hers, that water looks mighty cold. So I guess we should just consider ourselves lucky Anne didn’t wear a parka too. Enjoy?
I guess somebody told Anne Hathaway what I wrote about her yesterday, because she covered up that terrible haircut of hers with a hat today. She also got back into a bikini, like showing a little skin was supposed to distract us from the fact that she looks like a teenage boy. It almost worked too, but that’s mostly because her pasty white cleavage almost blinded me. Anyway, instead, it’s just another sad reminder that Anne used to look like this. And now she looks like this. Too bad.
Used to be, we’d get new pictures of Anne Hathaway in a bikini and it’d be cause for celebration. Nowadays though, it’s just kinda sad, thanks to that little boy haircut she’s been rocking for the past two-plus years. So much wasted potential. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what she’s running away from in these shots, but my guess is somebody finally showed her a mirror.
Alright, now this is more like it. Not only is Anne Hathaway‘s hair finally starting to grow out, but she’s also treating us to some pretty impressive booty shots in these pictures. So I’m happy to report that she no longer reminds me of a little boy anymore. In fact, instead, she’s reminding me of a camel right now. I’ll give you a couple minutes to figure out why. And then you’ll probably need a few more once you do. Enjoy.
I don’t think this is cool at all, I’m all for chicks frolicking around in the ocean in their bikinis, but this haircut just isn’t working for me. Here’s Anne Hathaway at the beach over the weekend showing off her annoying little boy haircut. I don’t like it. Not that it ruins the fact that she looks pretty damn good in a bikini and that it’s a nice little treat get shots of her half naked, but I would have preferred to see a ponytail somewhere. Put on a bathing cap or something so we can at least pretend she’s a woman.
I haven’t really been able to figure out what the deal is with Anne Hathaway. I mean, isn’t she supposed to be hot? I’m sure I’ve seen pictures of her looking really sexy…. Somewhere. So why is she wearing this stupid looking outfit? Maybe her problem is that she thinks she’s TOO hot. Like how supermodels think they’re so hot they can wear pretty much anything they want and still look good. Ya, they’re frickin’ supermodels, they’re gorgeous. Anne played a princess once in a kids movie. Big deal.
Earlier today I had pictures of Anne Hathaway in a lame ass see through dress for Paris Fashion Week and now I’ve got her dressed as a corpse for something called The White Fairy Tale Love Ball. I don’t get it, does she want us to completely stop thinking of her in a sexual manner? because that’s what’s happening. She looks like she’s been dead for years, like a ghosts who haunts my house who I’m convinced watches me do my bathroom business. I’m sure of it, and not number one either… Sicko.
I was kind of excited when I heard there were a few shots of Anne Hathaway in a see through top floating around, she’s pretty, but I quickly realized that it’s Anne Hathaway…. How see through could this thing be? Just as I suspected, not very. Here she is at the Valentino show for Paris Fashion Week in a dress that’s so see through I can see her giant old lady bloomers through it. Gross. She’s young and hot, she’s not supposed to look like she’s got bladder control problems. Lame.
Anne Hathaway is a hot piece of ass, but she always seems to dress like she’s been married for ten years and her husband doesn’t want her to show off any off the good parts. Here she is at some event the other day looking cute all covered up… Again. I kinda like the glasses though, she looks like a sexy library girl or nuclear physicist with a wild side. Unfortunatley she’s not, she’s Anne Hathaway and she wants to be taken seriously. Boring!
Is it just me or has Anne Hathaway grown up really quickly? She seems to have gone from an annoying preteen little girl in those princess movies straight into a woman in her mid thirties with no husband. I don’t get it. I guess it doesn’t really matter, she’s still hot and I wouldn’t mind spending a saturday evening drinking wine coolers and watching her brush her six cats. That is what single chicks in their thirties do?… Right?