If you’re a regular reader, then you already know that I love dogs, so I can’t get too mad at this little guy for covering up what would’ve otherwise been a great shot of Bella Thorne showing off her bra. What I can get mad about is this jerk in the white leather jacket ruining her other picture. At first, I thought that was her loser boyfriend, but I don’t think so. I think Bella just attracts douches somehow. Present company excluded, obviously.
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Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for everyone’s favorite weekly tradition here on Hollywood Tuna: creeping Bella Thorne‘s Instagram. So here’s a look at what the hardest-working hottie on social media has been up to this past week — getting all dressed up for some boring awards show party, showing off some tongue action, and showing off her bra (and messy-ass room). Or in other words, a pretty normal work week for her. Anyway, I think Bella’s gotta be due for a vacation soon. Preferably somewhere with a beach with a strict clothing-optional policy.
I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne actually gets work as an actress sometimes — or sorry, an “actress” — and isn’t just as a full-time Snapchat model. But here she is parading around in lingerie and/or short shorts for the cameras, and honestly, I guess this really isn’t all that different from her daily Snapchat work, huh? Enjoy.
You guys know that I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff, like hotties in bikinis, but every once in a while, I can’t avoid it. Like, say, when there’s a giant douche ruining pictures of Bella Thorne in a see-through shirt. According to my sources, that’s her boyfriend Mod Sun, who I guess is a rapper? I don’t know. He just looks like a loser to me. Bella better drop him fast before he ruins her hotness any further.
I know some of you are probably starting to get tired of all the Bella Thorne coverage on this site — I know because you keep sending me hate mail about how I do too many posts on Bella and what a fat loser I am. And I think I’m beginning to agree with you (about the first part, that is). Listen, I love Bella and these daily underboob updates as much as the next pervert, but she’s got to start stepping it up a bit so her act doesn’t get stale. Luckily, I’ve got the perfect solution: it’s time for her to “accidentally” leak a sex tape. I’m available whenever she is. Call me!
I’m having a little problem here — I’m starting to run out of ways to say how hot Bella Thorne is, but I don’t want to stop posting the hot pictures she puts up pretty much 24/7/365. So today, I think I’m just going to let these speak for themselves. You know how people say pictures are worth a thousand words? Well, I’m pretty sure these ones are worth a few thousand pants fires. Enjoy.
So Bella Thorne posted some more topless video on Snapchat recently (what else is new, right?) asking if she should get these tattoos. And once you stop drooling over the underboob action (I’ll give you a couple minutes), I just want to point that in case you needed any more evidence that Bella got her funbags enhanced, this is classic scar-hiding technique. Just saying.
I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is only 20, probably because she dresses and acts like some future washed-out hot nobody (AKA the Lindsay Lohan career path). But then she does something dumb like drawing a bunch of stupid hearts and pictures all over her lingerie selfie and then I remember. Good to know she’s still got at least a couple years of relevance left.
I know Bella Thorne‘s been mixing it up a bit lately: twerking in music videos, doing hipster photoshoots with her hot sister, taking bikini hikes with Kevin Nealon. But I’m happy to report that it looks like Bella’s finally back to her old tricks: AKA Snapchatting out tongue action and cleavage from the club. It’s basically her signature dance move.
Because it wouldn’t be Friday without another round of Bella Thorne tongue action, here’s our latest roundup of hotness from the world’s hardest-working professional Snapchat model. I really hope Bella appreciates all the attention I give her on this site, and I expect to get a Thank You card from her this year. Or at least a Christmas
card topless selfie.
I know it’s rare to get an actual photoshoot from Bella Thorne and not just some random GIFs and topless selfies I pulled off Snapchat, but I guess it’s good to shake things up every once in a while. So here’s Bella and her hot sister Dani pretending to be hipsters? Flower children? Professional models? I’m not really sure. But I do know this would’ve been way better without all that baggy oversized clothing. Oh well. Maybe next time.
As you guys know, I’ve spent a lot of time
drooling over “studying” Bella Thorne over the years, and I’m 99% sure those funbags of hers aren’t real. And this latest sideboob shot just clinched it. You can see the scar and everything.But even if you couldn’t, it just makes sense. When you buy something you like, you want to show it off. And judging from her Snapchat/Instagram, Bella’s obviously happy with her purchase. Me and the Little Tuna are too.
I hope Hailee Steinfeld and all the other wannabe hot nobodies out there are paying attention, because if you want to learn how to up your tongue game, you need to learn from the best. And Bella Thorne is definitely the best when it comes to Snapchat tongue action. It might just be her biggest talent. Well, that, and the ability to post bikini selfies 24/7 and call it a career.