I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Bella Thorne when I call her one of the hardest-working hotties in Hollywood. But I’m not. See, while you guys were “busy” laying on the couch watching TV or whatever it is you were doing this weekend, Bella spent hers hard at work in the hot tub posting bikini shots and tongue action on Snapchat. Because she gets it: if you’re not willing to post bikini pictures 24/7/365, there’s another hottie out there who is.
CELEBRITIES > Bella Thorne
I’m not sure what I love most about Bella Thorne… That it seems like she’s either at the gym or in a bikini 24/7, or that she documents every second of it on Snapchat. Anyway, here she is giving her selfie-taking thumb a serious workout and if you ask me, I think “posing in spandex and sports bras in front of a mirror” should definitely become the next big exercise craze. Because it’s definitely getting results. Well, for me, at least.
It’s another day, which means it’s time for another crazy hot Bella Thorne Snapchat picture. And her latest one has it all: bikinis, a killer booty shot from Bella, and some of that patented Thorne tongue action from her hot sister Dani. The only thing it’s missing to really complete the fantasy is a Tuna sandwich right in the middle. Or is that just me? Either way, enjoy!
Good news: Bella Thorne, AKA the hardest-working hottie
in Hollywood on Snapchat, is back at it again this week, posting another round of new booty and tongue action for the fans. I don’t know if Bella can maintain this pace for much longer, and me and the Little Tuna can barely keep up with all the Snapchat hotness as is, but I’m definitely willing to try to keep this going if she is.
Just in case any of you skeptics out there still aren’t convinced that Bella Thorne is the hottest thing to ever hit Snapchat, here’s Bella’s latest Snap: her in a hot tub. In a thong. Yeah. I’m just going to let that speak for itself. Mostly because I’m still having trouble forming complete sentences at the moment. Just, wow.
In case anybody out there still doesn’t believe that Bella Thorne is the hardest-working Snapchat hottie in the business, I’m betting this latest round of pictures should change that. See, here she is giving her fans some of her signature tongue action at 2:30 AM, not to mention delivering one of the best booty Snaps I’ve seen in months. I don’t know if they give out Nobel Prizes for Snapchat yet, but if/when they do, Bella’s a lock. Yow.
I know there’s a lot of Snapchat hotties out there now (I’m pretty sure they’re the only reason anyone even still uses that app…). But for my money, Bella Thorne is still the greatest Snapchatter of all-time. I mean, just look at all the hard work she puts into keeping it 100. …That’s something the kids say, right? Anyway, whatever, just enjoy Bella’s latest round of crazy hot gym selfies, you jerks. You’re welcome.
Now that Halloween’s over, Bella Thorne can get back to her regularly-scheduled programming: posting more sexy selfies on Snapchat. So here she is giving us a classic underboob tease and a nice leg show. And don’t get me wrong, both are pretty good on their own, but if Bella combined them, maybe with some of her patented tongue action, I think she could have her biggest Snapchat hit yet.
I’ve never really understood the point of couples’ costumes before. For one, they usually only make sense when you see them together, and two, who actually wants to walk around all night dressed up like a mustard and/or ketchup bottle? But that was before I saw Bella Thorne and her slightly-less-hot-but-still-hot sister Dani Thorne. At first, I thought they were supposed to be Satan-worshipping cheerleaders and sexy cowboys. But then I realized what they really were: our new #1 lesbian fantasy. Enjoy!
Now this is more like it: after that lame, disappointing Playboy shoot, Bella Thorne‘s back to doing what she does best. AKA sticking out her tongue on Snapchat. And because I know how tough it is to properly “appreciate” those Snaps when they disappear after only a few seconds, I’ve saved some of the best ones for you below, so you can really take your time with them. We’re talking a full 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.
I’m not gonna lie. When I first heard that my favorite ginger Bella Thorne had finally agreed to do Playboy, I was pretty damn psyched. Then I remembered Playboy stopped doing nudity last year… Anyway, once I stopped crying into my pillow, I finally took a look at the pictures. You can see them for yourself below, but if you ask me, Bella gets a lot more risquée on Snapchat on a regular basis. What a shame.
I was all set to complain about Bella Thorne turning boring — her latest Snapchats barely featured any tongue action and it’s been an entire week since we’ve gotten a new bikini shot. But then I saw this picture of Bella in a bra and boxers and all was forgiven. And after this, forget Snapchat modeling. I think Bella could definitely go pro at lingerie modeling if she wanted to. Here’s hoping she wants to.
As much as I love Bella Thorne‘s new job as Snapchat’s unofficial spokesmodel, I think somebody needs to have a little talk with her about “oversharing.” See, bikini selfies, sexy tongue action, cleavage shots… Those are all great. But posting selfies while she gets a nose ring? Yeah, I could probably do without that. That said, I’m sure this is working for at least one or two of you sickos out there, so enjoy, I guess?
OK, so I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne must actually read this site. Because last time, I said she wants it in her mouth, she was just too shy to say so, and now here she is literally typing “Put it in my mouth” in her latest Snaps. So Bella, if you’re listening, me and the Little Tuna are in. Just let me know when/where and I’ll buy the first plane ticket out. I really hope I’m not being catfished here…