I know what some of you guys are probably thinking right now — it’s Presidents Day, so shouldn’t I be taking the day off and making the traditional Presidents Day turkey dinner and trimming my Presidents tree? But the way I see it, if the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat isn’t taking the day off, I shouldn’t either. So take a break from your Presidents Day festivities to enjoy this latest round of Snapchat hotness from Bella Thorne. Trust me, it’s the best possible way to celebrate this major holiday. If you ask me, we should make this a new national annual tradition.
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Looks like Bella Thorne took my advice about switching up her Snapchat game a bit. Because yes, we’re still getting some of that signature tongue action of hers, but we’re also getting a whole bunch of bikini booty goodness thanks to this beach trip Bella and her hot friends took. And that’s why she’s the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. Because she understands that a day at the beach isn’t a day off, it’s a chance to triple your follower count.
Now that Bella Thorne‘s done showing off her new nipple ring, looks like she’s getting back to the classics: AKA showing off her tongue on Snapchat pretty much 24/7. And don’t get me wrong, I like some good Bella tongue action as much as the next pervert, but I just wish she’d switch things up a bit more. Maybe throw a few full-frontal mirror pictures into the mix. Just a suggestion.
Now that we’ve officially settled the Bella Thorne nipple ring mystery, it’s time to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: Bella showing off her booty, tongue and/or sexy stomach 3-5 times a day on Snapchat. And if I did my math right, I think we’re probably due for a few bikini selfies soon. Fingers crossed.
I’ve got some pretty big, exciting news to tell you guys today. In fact, you might want to make sure you’re sitting down for this. No, it’s not that I’m finally moving out of my mom’s basement. (She wishes.) It’s that we finally got definitive visual confirmation on Bella Thorne‘s new nipple ring, thanks to this see-through selfie she just posted. It’s practically waving hello. Anyway, see? I told you you’d want to be sitting down. Because good luck standing back up right now…
I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers, and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage.
I know there’s a lot of real sh*t going down in the world right now, so I don’t blame you if you haven’t been paying much attention to what I’m calling Nipple Watch 2017. But to catch you back up on this major story, it’s been at least a few days since we first heard that Bella Thorne got a nipple ring, and we’re still waiting on full visual confirmation. Instead, all we’ve gotten are some topless teases, more tongue action and a couple busty selfies. But stay tuned though, because if Bella keeps up the topless Snapchat action, I figure we’re bound to get a good look one of these days. Fingers crossed, anyway.
I guess some people are going to look at these latest Bella Thorne topless Snapchats and make a big deal about how the hardest-working hottie on social media dyed her hair dark blue. But personally, I’m focused on a much more important story: it sure looks like Bella got a nipple piercing to go along with that new hair of hers. And that’s the one I’m really looking forward to seeing her show off.
I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. First, the bad: looks like Bella Thorne‘s beach vacation is finally over, because it’s been at least a week with no new bikini Snapchats. But the good news is the hardest-working hottie in social media is back to sending out her daily tongue action and gym updates instead. And that’s definitely good enough for me. Enjoy!
Looks like Bella Thorne is still on that bikini vacation of hers this week, and that’s great news for all of us perverts out there. But just in case you missed her daily Snapchat updates, not to worry, I’ve collected them all for you here. And the best part? Thanks to the magic of the screenshot, you now get to drool over from more than a few seconds at a time. Enjoy.
I hope you guys had a happy New Year, but even if you didn’t, here’s something guaranteed to make sure you have a very happy January 2nd: it’s a new bikini Snapchat “photoshoot” from Bella Thorne. I’m glad to see that even while the rest of us were taking the day off yesterday, the world’s #1 Snapchat hottie was still hard at work. Bravo.
I’ve got some good news, guys. Not only do I have more patented Bella Thorne tongue action for you perverts today, but it looks like the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat finally figured out a way to monetize all these sexy selfies of hers. Because it looks like Bella’s doing a Calvin Klein lingerie ad in one of these Snaps, and if you ask me, that’s genius. Millions of followers is great and all, but the #1 hottie on Snapchat deserves some actual cash for all that work she’s been putting in. Here’s hoping she does an ad for a “personal massager” next, if you catch my drift.
I’m not saying Bella Thorne definitely got herself a new pair of bolt-ons for Christmas… I’m just saying she’s been looking a lot bustier than I remembered lately. And either way, I’m not complaining. I’m definitely digging Bella’s new daily underboob updates. Because even if her chest isn’t new-and-improved, her Snapchat definitely is. Enjoy!
I’ve always said that Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat is the gift that keeps on giving, and here’s the hottie giving her fans some more of her patented tongue action, along with a couple sweet gym shots. It’s nice to know that even though most of you have probably already kicked off early for the holidays, at least there’s someone out there who’s still hard at work.