As you know I love Bella Thorne, but every time she takes a pic with her disgusting looking boyfriend, it makes little Tuna climb back into my belly. Not only is he gross, he manages to make Bella look gross too. Anyway, these are some awful bikini pictures. Let’s move along.
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If you thought we’d go a week without a Bella Thorne post, you’d be wrong. Luckily, she provided us some awesome bikini top boobage. Damn, those funbags look good in it. I can’t take my eyes off them. I feel we are connecting on a whole new level, or it could just be my imagination. I think I need a break.
As you know, Bella Thorne is the most hated or loved chick I post on this site. It’s funny the amount of hate mail I get whenever I discuss my obsession with her. I know she is the most annoying InstaCeleb, but the girl produces so much good content, I have to post. Especially, when she is with hot friends sticking her naughty tongue out. So deal with it.
Here are some pictures of Bella Thorne looking all cleaned up. Sure it is not the same and the girl looks like she just finished up a two week bender, but at least she is giving us variety. I added the GIF just in case you’re not a fan of homely Bella.
I think Bella Thorne has a clothing line or something that she has been promoting endlessly on her social media and that is a good thing because we get to see her model the outfits and show off her sweet fake underboobs. I have to say, that she is by far the hardest working girl on Instagram and she deserves all the boners she gets. Enjoy.
I’m not sure where this clip of Bella Thorne getting frisky with some lucky bastard in bed is from (and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up), but I’m 99% sure it’s from a movie or TV show, and not something Bella put together just to make me jealous. Although, mission accomplished. I always knew I should’ve tried to become an actor instead of a blogger. I mean, if Bella and this chump can do it, how hard can it be? I bet I could really nail this scene. Although I’d probably only last one take… Maybe two if I concentrate.
It’s Monday, and I’ve always said it’s important to start the week off right, and as far as I’m concerned there’s no better way to do that than by posting new pictures of everyone’s favorite professional hot nobody Bella Thorne in a bikini. Actually, I guess that’s not limited to Mondays either. Drooling over Bella is pretty much my favorite way to start any day ending in a -y. So just enjoy these for now and we’ll see you all back here bright and early tomorrow.
Here’s a couple more shots of Bella Thorne from Coachella over the weekend, including a few of her getting very friendly with a hot blonde in fishnets. Apparently while everybody was freaking out over Beyonce’s performance or whatever, there was a way better show going on somewhere else. In fact, I think next year the organizers should give these two the main stage. Yow!
I never really understood the appeal of Coachella. If I wanted to listen to live music while being surrounded by smelly wannabe hipsters, I could just go to some organic, single-source coffee shop on open mic night. But after seeing these shots Bella Thorne posted from over the weekend, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’d pay good money to see this bikini show live.
According to my sources it was Coachella over the weekend, and normally, I wouldn’t really care about that, except I’m pretty sure that’s why we got these new pictures/GIFs of my favorite hot nobody Bella Thorne Instawh%ring it up in a bikini. So I guess now I’m the biggest Coachella fan ever. They should do one every weekend.
I guess Bella Thorne is going to show up on the cover of Vogue soon or something, because the magazine just released this video of Bella giving the cameras a behind-the-scenes look at her life. But I don’t think it’s very accurate, because I’ve skimmed it a couple times now and I don’t see a single shot of her spending hours trying to get an underboob selfie just right or smoking pot. Anyway, you can watch the video yourself below, but just be warned, it’s pretty long. I’ve only been able to make it through 30 seconds. 45, if I really concentrate.
I don’t really like to encourage Bella Thorne‘s modeling career, because personally, I think she makes a much better professional Instagram model than fashion model. But apparently Bella got topless for this shoot for something called Exit, and me and the Little Tuna are always going to encourage that. More, please! How about a follow-up photoshoot next month?
Before you ask, no, there aren’t two Bella Thornes in this photoshoot, and you don’t need to adjust your computer screen. That’s just Bella and her less famous older sister Dani Thorne. But there’s a pretty strong sibling resemblance. They’re both hot, they’ve both got red hair, and neither of them have a real job. It must run in the family.
Here’s a little something for all you guys who think fame has “changed” Bella Thorne: some old-school tongue action and classic underboob. See? I told you, she’s still the same attention-seeking Insta-wannabe she’s always been. Although I guess she does look a little strung out in some of these pics. Hmm. I blame that loser boyfriend of hers.