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Eva Longoria Knows How To Dress

May 14th, 2013

I don’t do many posts on Eva Longoria, but whenever I do, she always manages to make it a good one by showing off a serious amount of red carpet skin. And here she is at something called the Global Gift Gala wearing a dress with cutouts in all the right places. Since I take this job pretty seriously, I’ve spent a lot of time examining all the pictures to see if Eva had any wardrobe malfunctions, but it looks like that damn funbag tape wins again. Which is too bad, because that would’ve been a great gift for Eva to bring everyone. Oh well, maybe next time.

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Eva Longoria In Super Sexy Tight Jeans

January 8th, 2013

It’s been a while since we’ve had Eva Longoria on the site, and I’m not sure if that’s my fault or hers. She’s not exactly the most exciting celebrity. But either way, here she is out giving us something to look at again, by rocking some nice tight jeans and giving us a peek at that booty of hers. Sure, it’s not much, but it’s a nice reminder that Eva’s still around and looking good. So let’s make a deal: I’ll start posting on her more often, if she keeps upping the hotness ante. I’m thinking some self-shot topless pictures would be a good start. Email me.

Photos: FameFlynet

Eva Longoria Nude For Asleep at the Chateau

September 20th, 2012

Now this is how you get my attention. Ladies, take note. Here’s Eva Longoria showing off her picture-perfect booty for a new photography book called Asleep at the Chateau. Apparently some photographer got celebs to reenact their typical sleeping habits. Clearly, I need to get myself invited to a sleepover at Eva’s house. Let’s make this happen. And Eva, if it’ll make you more comfortable, we can sleep head to toe.

Eva Longoria’s Dress Deserves An Award

September 17th, 2012

I don’t know what it is, but ever since Eva Longoria permanently benched Tony Parker, she’s just seemed so much more… interesting. And here she is again at the 2012 NCLR ALMA Awards, in a dress that shows off Eva’s number one talent. I can’t think of a more appropriate dress to wear to an awards show meant to showcase Latinas, since it perfectly showcases Eva’s booty. Hell, with a dress like that, she should’ve walked the red carpet backwards.

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Eva Longoria Drops A Ton Of Classy Cleavage

May 18th, 2012

I know that in the past I’ve said how Eva Longoria kinda bores me for some reason, I don’t really know why, but she seems to be trying to step up her game. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing off a hell of a lot of skin to a bunch of perverted Frenchmen in tuxedos. I like it. I’ve got shots from pretty much every conceivable angle and yet not once does she slip a nipple. Now that’s talent.

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Eva Longoria Sweet Twitter Boobs

January 19th, 2012

Eva Longoria is one of those women who doesn’t show up on the site all that often, but when she does she always makes it a good one with bikini shots or short shorts or good stuff like that. Here she is dropping some sexy latina cleavage in some hot Twitter shots. I didn’t think she was the kind of woman who was willing to show off this much cleavage, I could motorboat this hotness. I like it.

Eva Longoria Stuffs Her Training Bra

August 22nd, 2011

I’m not really sure what’s going on in these shots of Eva Longoria, but it looks to me like she’s either stuffing her bra with tissue paper or she’s got some really bad underboob sweat. Either way, I’m not enjoying it. Stuffing your bra is for twelve year old girls in the seventies and underboob sweat isn’t good for anything… Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case you might want to speak to your doctor about some medication. She still looks hot in that little dress though. Enjoy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

July 4th, 2011

Usually, I would get excited over Eva Longoria bikini pictures but I have to say I’m a little disappointed in these. She is getting a little soft around the edges. I know I will get a lot of complaints about this but I like my Eva Longoria to be much tighter and a few years younger. On the bright side, I’m still slightly turned by this new bikini pose.

Photos: Fame

Eva Longoria Shakes Her Little Booty

May 5th, 2011

I don’t know what the hell Tossimo is, but Eva Longoria was invited to their grand opening and it looked like she brought some dance moves along with her. Here she is shaking her tail feathers and posing with a bucket on the red carpet. That seems perfectly normal right? Who doesn’t bring a bucket with them to these kinds of event? Anyhow, I’m only posting this crap because lately Eva’s been wearing some sexy outfit when she heads out and I thought that if I keep giving her some face time she’ll get back into her sexy little short shorts. I’m waiting.

Photos: Fame

Eva Longoria Loves Her Short Shorts

May 3rd, 2011

I hate to say it, but I’ve been kind of on the Eva Longoria bandwagon recently. I never used to find her all that attractive, but ever since she wore those tiny short shorts on Letterman and slipped a nipple I haven’t been able to get her out of my mind for more than twenty three hours and fifty-nine minutes a day. I’m obsessed. Here she is at some sort of rally or something for charity, I don’t really know, but she wore her sexy little short shorts again and I’m loving it. Call me.

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Eva Longoria Flashes A Tight Denim Booty

April 20th, 2011

I don’t normally find her all that attractive, but Eva Longoria has really been stepping up the hotness lately trying to promote the crap out of her new book so my sexiness radar has been on alert. Here she is walking around in some tight jeans and a sweater. Alright so these aren’t exactly up there on the hotness meter, but her jeans are tight and she’s giving us a peek at her cute little booty so I’m alright with it for now. Enjoy.

Photos: WENN.com

Eva Longoria Brings Out The Girls

April 6th, 2011

Eva Longoria seems to be everywhere these days, she must be out promoting something I know or care nothing about. First she was outside Letterman in a sexy little business short shorts and blazer combination showing off her long legs, and now here she is giving us a look at her upstairs talents. I don’t think she’s got the biggest breast in the world, but she certainly knows how to display them to get the maximum bang for your buck. Well done.

Photos: Fame

Eva Longoria Dresses For Success

April 5th, 2011

I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios yesterday. Business short shorts, high heels and a blazer… That’s what you’re going to wear tonight? Amazing. Forget casual Friday’s, get your employees wearing this kind of thing on every day. I’m impressed.

Photos: Fame

Eva Longoria Drops Some Underboob

November 12th, 2010

I don’t normally post pictures of Eva Longoria on the site because even though I know she’s not I kind of think of her as a fifty year old woman, I have no idea why or how old she really is, but that’s just how I feel. However, today I thought it would be nice for some of the older birds out there to have a few shots of one of their contemporaries at some party in a fancy evening gown. That and the fact that she’s showing off some decent old underboob. Enjoy.