I don’t know who the Photoshop guy is over at Ocean Drive Magazine, but whoever it is, they deserve a serious raise. Because I don’t think I’ve seen Eva Longoria look this hot in years. Maybe even ever. (Here’s what she actually looks like in a swimsuit, in case you needed a reminder and/or don’t plan on eating lunch today.) Anyway, I wonder if this guy is available for freelance work, because I’ve always wanted to get Photoshopped onto one of DiCaprio’s supermodel yacht parties… I think it’d make the perfect Christmas card. Email me!
CELEBRITIES > Eva Longoria
Every time I think we’ve seen the last of Eva Longoria, the paps always seem to show up with another set of bikini pictures from the former Desperate Housewife. And sure, that booty of hers definitely looks like it’s seen better days, but I can’t think of a much better way for Evan to spend her retirement than hanging out on yachts showering for paparazzi with zoom lenses. Well, unless she wants to start hanging out at my place. I’d better fill up the kiddie pool on the front lawn just in case.
We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck.
Score another one for zoom lenses: because Eva Longoria hit the pool in Miami and thanks to the paparazzi, we get to enjoy these shots of her booty in a bikini. And look, I know that I used to call Eva boring in the past, but the more pictures we get like this, the more I’ll start to rethink that stance. So keep ’em coming, please. For Eva’s sake, and ours.
So last month, Eva Longoria reminded us all that her 15 minutes of fame weren’t up quite yet with some killer bikini pictures, and now she’s back on my radar again after dropping some sweet cleavage at the 2014 Princess Grace Awards Gala, whatever the hell that is. But who cares? With Eva looking this good, I’m more than happy to pay attention to her for another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I can break my old record and hit a new personal best. Wish us luck.
I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t done pictures on Eva Longoria in so long, I kind of forgot she was still famous. But luckily for the both of us, there’s one guaranteed way to get back on my radar and Eva’s done it: show up in a bikini. So here’s Eva putting on a vintage bikini booty show in Miami and reminding all of us that her 15 minutes aren’t up quite yet. Here’s hoping the same goes for her bikini vacation.
I wish the folks at Maxim saw these candids of Eva Longoria before they decided to make her Maxim’s “Woman Of The Year”. It’s a very odd choice considering she’s completely irrelevant now. I can’t even remember the last time I did a post on her. Nonetheless, I guess when there’s a good photographer with great Photoshop skills she can run with the best of them.
I guess Eva Longoria heard me call her boring, because we’ve got our second straight sighting of Eva in leggings today. And it’s a good one, even if the pictures aren’t quite as awesome as last time. Don’t get me wrong, they’re still enough to issue a pants fire warning, I just can’t see any more thong action. At least I don’t think. If I spend any more time squinting at my computer screen trying to figure it out, I’m going to go cross-eyed. Feel free to continue the investigation though, and let me know if you find anything.
We don’t get a lot of Eva Longoria on the site, but don’t blame me. She’s just not the most exciting celebrity out there. I mean, we never see her in a bikini or sunbathing topless in her backyard. It’s like she doesn’t even want to be famous or something. Well, luckily, that all changes today. Because here’s Eva out running errands in my favorite outfit: a pair of see-through leggings with a thong underneath. I don’t know why, but all of a sudden, she doesn’t look as boring anymore. Oh wait, yes I do. It’s the thong. More please.
Listen, I like Eva Longoria as much as the next blogger, but this should be common sense: she should never stand next to Kate Beckinsale. Because here they both are at some charity dinner that she runs, only Eva’s the one who looks like she could use some help compared to Kate. So I hope she learned her lesson, and next time Eva should just put me next to Kate, and the problem’s solved.
I’m not a big Eva Longoria fan, but I read that she is newly single so it’s no surprise that she’s looking for a new boy toy by flaunting her little body while on a bike ride. I’m sold, and where to do I sign up? I’d like to grab onto those handlebars, go for a quick spin and then pound her seat!
I don’t do many posts on Eva Longoria, but whenever I do, she always manages to make it a good one by showing off a serious amount of red carpet skin. And here she is at something called the Global Gift Gala wearing a dress with cutouts in all the right places. Since I take this job pretty seriously, I’ve spent a lot of time examining all the pictures to see if Eva had any wardrobe malfunctions, but it looks like that damn funbag tape wins again. Which is too bad, because that would’ve been a great gift for Eva to bring everyone. Oh well, maybe next time.
It’s been a while since we’ve had Eva Longoria on the site, and I’m not sure if that’s my fault or hers. She’s not exactly the most exciting celebrity. But either way, here she is out giving us something to look at again, by rocking some nice tight jeans and giving us a peek at that booty of hers. Sure, it’s not much, but it’s a nice reminder that Eva’s still around and looking good. So let’s make a deal: I’ll start posting on her more often, if she keeps upping the hotness ante. I’m thinking some self-shot topless pictures would be a good start. Email me.
Now this is how you get my attention. Ladies, take note. Here’s Eva Longoria showing off her picture-perfect booty for a new photography book called Asleep at the Chateau. Apparently some photographer got celebs to reenact their typical sleeping habits. Clearly, I need to get myself invited to a sleepover at Eva’s house. Let’s make this happen. And Eva, if it’ll make you more comfortable, we can sleep head to toe.