I know It’s rare to hear the words Eva Longoria and nipslip in the same sentence, but it really is happening. Here she is dressed up as a slutty futuristic businesswoman in some magazine called Citizen K, I’ve never heard of it either, but she’s flashing nipple so who cares. She actually looks kinda hot, at least her body does, her face unfortunately still looks like Eva Longoria, but I like that the make up department tried their best to disguise it. A for effort.
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Normally, just the sight of Eva Longoria makes me ill, but I have to admit that she looks pretty damn good in that dress. It’s not easy for me to say that, considering I have never written anything nice about her. I just hope she doesn’t let my positive comments get to her head… I might’ve woken up on the right side of the bed for once, who knows?!
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Photos: Fame
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I don’t watch Desperate Housewives for various reasons, mainly because I have testicles, but after seeing these pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini I might have to start. She looks pretty damn good for someone who’s 40 something, I have no idea how old she is. Anyhow, that ass looks like it can handle a few teeth marks and maybe couple of whips with a twizzlers licorice stick? I’m into that kind of thing.
  
 
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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I don’t like doing posts on Eva Longoria because she’s butt ugly, but here she is at the The Rally for Kids with Cancer Benefit looking like one of those slutty car-show import models. She’s also wearing enough makeup to make her somewhat attractive, so I guess that makes her post worthy. Hey, you don’t need much to get on Hollywood Tuna, either be famous or show some tit.
  
  
  
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame
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Eva Longoria went out for dinner last night at Beso and the Paparazzi and their x-ray lenses managed to penetrate through her black top. Fortunately for Eva and for us, she had a special x-ray proof bra on. Yes, I have no desire to see Eva’s itty-bitties, ever. Anyway, she also managed to put on a heavy dose of concealer and makeup because she’s not as ugly as usual.
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It’s no surprise that both Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl have made it as Rotten Tuna girls once again. But this time, it’s for completely opposite reasons. Eva gets it for trying (and failing) to look like a young twenty-year-old by showing off her nasty middle-aged legs in a short dress and annoying Uggs, and Katherine for sticking with her old lady wardrobe and sucking down a cigarette. Anyway, combined the two are really smelling up the joint, so let’s just move on.
  
  
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Photos: PacificCoastNews
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Today’s “Rotten Tuna“ is Eva Longoria. If there’s one thing that’s a major turn off on a chick it’s a stupid looking hat. What’s even more of a turn off is Eva Longoria wearing a stupid looking hat. And if that doesn’t put your turtle back in its shell, how about those loose-fitting tapered jeans? I remember I used to wear those back when Duran Duran was “Hungry Like The Wolf”. Now don’t worry, you will never see pictures of me back in those days, I made sure to burn them all.
  
  
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Here’s Eva Longoria getting out of a car flashing her sexy…. Spanx? Gross! Spanx is just a fancy new term for a girdle to hold the old lady cellulite in, it’s pretty annoying that us men don’t get to wear these things. Sometimes when I’m at the bar and I’ve had a few too many Malibu’s and Coke I feel a little bloated and could use something that would keep my belly flat and accentuate my testicles.
  
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As you guys know, I don’t find Eva Longoria even remotely attractive but I know some of you with bad taste do. So here she is on the set of Desperate Housewives wearing a thin yellow dress with her nipples poking through. And oh my, those are some dark ass nipples! Girl needs to put on a bra. Actually, it’s probably better that she doesn’t. I’d rather stare at her nipples than be forced to look at that mug.
  
  
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Photos: SplashNewsOnline
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I can’t stand Eva Longoria. Everything from her face to her personality to her non-toned skinny ass just makes my penis turn back into his shell. Here’s she is vacationing in Italy and since I have nothing nice to say, I’ll just keep the rest of my comments to myself.
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Here are new photos of Eva Longoria in Bebe Sports’ new Summer 2008 ad campaign. As usual, Eva is photoshopped to death, and we’re made to believe that she’s actually hot. I’ll pretend that she is just because it’s Friday and she’s in a bikini, so why the hell not?
  
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As much as I detest Eva Longoria, I’m a big a fan of celebrity cleavage. So for this one time only I will put my hatred towards her behind me and appreciate this show of breasts. Remember, this is a one time only deal, so all you visually challenged Longoria lovers, savor it.
  
  
  
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Here’s Eva Longoria’s BEBE sports ad campaign. Now even though I despise Eva, she looks pretty good in these pictures (as much as it pains me to admit it). I never really considered Eva to be athletic though. I’m guessing the only real exercise she gets is working Tony Parker’s pole - which probably is a pretty good workout, considering Tony isn’t a small dude. Hmm”¦ I think I just crossed my own personal boundaries there. And since there’s no non-gay way of continuing this post, I think I’ll just end it right now!
  
  
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