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Scarlett Johansson Working On Her Hotness?

April 24th, 2013

After years at the top, Scarlett Johansson‘s pretty much dropped off the hottie map lately. I guess because she’s been too busy focusing on frivolous things like “acting” and “her career.” Please. Anyway, here she is on the set of the Captain America sequel, which I guess means she’ll be getting back into that leather suit again to play the hot Avenger. That was her character’s name, right? And hopefully if this does well, Scarlett will get her own spinoff movie where she fights crime exclusively with her super-powered thighs. Now that would be hot.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is A Disappointment

January 18th, 2013

So here’s Scarlett Johansson all dressed up for the opening night after-party for her new Broadway play “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.” Considering we got busty pictures of her onstage last month, I thought it had already opened, but I guess it wasn’t official. But if they’re getting do-overs, can we get one for Scarlett’s after-party outfit? Considering the cleavage she rocks onstage, this is downright disappointing. I thought actors were supposed to loosen up at an after-party. Quick, somebody get Scarlett a triple shot martini and a costume change. After all, they’re trying to sell tickets here, aren’t they?

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Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle

December 31st, 2012

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.

Scarlett Johansson’s Busty Broadway Show

December 21st, 2012

Courtesy of some bored boyfriend in the balcony, here’s pictures of Scarlett Johansson‘s cleavage on Broadway. Apparently Scarlett’s starring in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” Normally, I don’t like to come within 50 feet of a Broadway stage unless there’s a pole on it, but I might just have to make an exception for Scarlett. Somebody bring me my opera glasses and trench coat.

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Scarlett Johansson And Jessica Biel Work It For Hitchcock

November 20th, 2012

So Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel were both at the Hitchcock premiere, and I’m glad to see that these two haven’t gotten boring yet. Even though Jessica did get married recently, and Scarlett’s been around for ever by now. I was hoping these two might spice things up even more and give me something to fantasize about, but it’s hard with Helen Mirren constantly in between them. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, in which case, this must be your lucky day. Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Lucky You Prison Tattoo

November 7th, 2012

Here’s a few pictures of Scarlett Johansson showing off her new tattoo, and if you ask me, it kind of looks like something a 5-year-old might draw on you with Magic Marker. Apparently this graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk made it. And this is why you shouldn’t trust a graffiti artist to give you a tattoo. He’s clearly not used to working on such a flawless canvas.

Scarlett Johansson Does Hitchcock

October 11th, 2012

The trailer for Scarlett Johansson‘s new movie Hitchcock just came out, and I haven’t watched it, of course, but I’m already liking what I’m seeing. Because if there’s anything that could make Psycho‘s iconic shower scene even more memorable, it’s adding Scarlett to it. And maybe while they’re at it, a few full-body shots too. And a hot friend to wash Scarlett’s back. Hey, I’m no director, but I know what audiences want to see.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Still Boringly Hot

October 2nd, 2012

Here’s Scarlett Johansson looking all classy and gorgeous at some new launch party and blah, blah, blah. Sorry, I think I just fell asleep. I need Scarlett to do something interesting soon, or at least bust out the cleavage. Don’t get me wrong Scarlett, you’re still crazy hot. We just need to find the spark again. I’m willing to work on it, if you are. And I’m thinking some more topless pictures would be a good start. Email me.

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Scarlett Johansson Assumes Position In A Bikini

July 10th, 2012

It’s not often that I get pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, let alone in a bikini in a position like this. Amazing. I’m speechless. That’s not entirely true, I’m uttering a lot of descriptive expletives to explain what I would like to do to her, but I’ll keep all that to myself. Here’s the hottie hanging out on a yacht somewhere sunning her sweet bikini booty. If I had to find something to complain about with these pics, it would be the eighties meathead douche lying next to her. What the hell? Roll him over the side and there will be plenty of room for my pasty white blogger ass. I can be there in no time. I’ll wait for your call.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Gorgeous Sweater Puppies

June 29th, 2012

I haven’t had Scarlett Johansson on the site in a while, what’s she been up to these days? Honestly, I don’t really care what she’s been up to, I’m just glad she brought those big sweater puppies out to play. I’ve missed them. She’s actually looking really damn good, I’m in love again. Jeans and a sweater and she looks this amazing? Impressive. We should probably get together, have a few drinks in the hot tub and discuss our future. Call me.

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Scarlett Johansson Gets Hot And Bothered

May 8th, 2012

So I’ve already posted a whole bunch of pictures from last night’s 2012 Costume Institute Gala, but I thought that a few of the ladies stood out for me. Like the always gorgeous Scarlett Johansson who looks like a swashbuckling princess who just escaped her captors with the help of some handsome pirates. I love it. Everyone else is so done up and here she is letting her hair down and her breasts breathe. Well done. All she needs to do now is get drunk and make out with somebody’s wife.

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Scarlett Johansson Forgot Her Cleavage

May 3rd, 2012

I’m starting to get really annoyed with Scarlett Johansson, it seems she goes out of her way to hide her amazing big breasts from me. Here she is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame the other day giving me nothing. Not even a little taste. If there’s ever a perfect time to wear a tight, low cut, cleavage busting dress, it’s when you’re on all fours on the sidewalk in front of dozens of cameras. What a waste.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Needs Work

April 19th, 2012

You can’t go wrong with a few shots of Scarlett Johansson in a low cut dress. Here she is promoting her Avengers movie somewhere giving us a pretty quality look at those sweet soft pectorals. Alright so they’re not as prominently displayed as I’d like them, touching her forearms together in front of her body would take care of that, but it’s a pretty good start. I’m assuming we’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of her before the movie gets released so I’m sure she’ rectify the issue. They should have a bikini beach party premiere. Something different.

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Scarlett Johansson Covers Up The Girls

April 12th, 2012

I’m happy to see that Scarlett Johansson is back on the red carpet all dolled up for the premiere of her new Avengers movie, we haven’t seen her in a while so getting her in a fancy dress is a nice bonus. I don’t like to complain, but I’m not seeing as much boobage as I’d like from her. She’s got some great breasts, but the top of her dress is like a reverse cleavage top, she’s practically wearing a bib. This kind of thing better not catch on. Maybe she can fold it down when she goes to the after party.

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