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Scarlett Johansson Busts Out For Vanity Fair

April 9th, 2014

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Everyone’s favorite soon-to-be-MILF Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Vanity Fair for May, and delivered one seriously awesome photoshoot thanks to those growing baby bumps of hers. Still, I don’t get how Vanity Fair‘s able to land a busty shoot with Scarlett and I can’t. Oh right, because they’re a “respected publication” with “professional photographers” and I’m just a dude in his mom’s basement with an iPhone. Whatever. It’s all politics.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Red Hot Booty Pump

March 21st, 2014

It’s still way too early to tell if Scarlett Johansson‘s baby bumps are getting any bigger — trust me, because I’ve been studying these pictures pretty closely all morning. But that said, all that “research” paid off, because I did notice one thing from these shots of Scarlett at the UK premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. It’s that I spent so much time focusing on her cleavage these last few posts, I totally forgot about the other part of her that’s about to get bigger too: that awesome booty. You know, I think I finally get why people care about this stupid pregnancy thing so much.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Baby Bumps Watch Begins

March 18th, 2014

In case you hadn’t noticed, this site isn’t exactly a mommy blog, even though I’m just as interested in charting celebrity baby bumps as any of those places. Only I just so happen to focus on a slightly different region. And luckily for me, Scarlett Johansson is making that job a whole lot easier by continuing to bust out her cleavage on the red carpet. So here she is at the Paris premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier and stay tuned for updates, because I plan on following this story very closely over the next few months. And I can’t wait to see how it all develops.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is About To Get Even Better

March 14th, 2014

I know there’s been a lot of talk lately about whether Scarlett Johansson‘s knocked up or not, so I’m guessing people will be studying these shots of her at the Captain America: The Winter Soldier premiere pretty closely looking for evidence. But they’re all looking in the wrong place. See, I’ve discovered a pretty foolproof way of telling how far along a celebrity hottie is just by looking at their funbags. So if anyone wants to know for sure, I’d be more than happy to use my expertise to determine how far along Scarlett is. And while sure, I could probably do this over the Internet, it’ll be way more accurate if I do it in person. It’ll also be way more fun. For me, at least.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Confusing Me

February 25th, 2014

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So apparently Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Dazed & Confused Magazine‘s Spring 2014 issue (whatever that is). And I have to say, after looking at the pictures, I’m a little confused too. Mostly why these pictures aren’t way hotter and why they put Scarlett in this much clothing. I guess I just don’t understand fashion magazines, but I thought the point was to sell copies, not put your readers to sleep. No wonder people say print is dead.

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Scarlett Johansson Is The “Sexiest Woman Alive” Again

October 7th, 2013

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Scarlett Johansson is hot, everybody with a set of working eyes knows that. But for the past few years, she’s been boring-hot, and I feel like we started to take her for granted. Well, not anymore. Because between her recent hot streak and now this photoshoot, I’m ready to call it: Scarlett’s back. And clearly deserving of being named Esquire‘s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for the second time. Now, how about some more “leaked” nudie pictures to celebrate? Just let me go get my camera and tripod first.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Hot Streak Continues

September 13th, 2013

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Good news: Scarlett Johansson‘s hot streak is still going, thanks to these pictures from the Don Jon premiere in New York. And supposedly Scarlett plays the girlfriend of a dude with a serious porn addiction in it. Huh, I didn’t know they made a movie about every one of my readers. I mean, obviously they fictionalized the whole girlfriend part, but still, you guys should really file a class action lawsuit or something. And if you’re smart, you won’t ask for any money, just a date with Scarlett. If you win, you’ll probably each get only 3.5 seconds with her, since they’ll have to split up the settlement, but I still think that ought to be more than enough time.

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Scarlett Johansson Comeback Tour Continues…

September 10th, 2013

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Well, the Scarlett Johansson hotness comeback tour continues at the Toronto International Film Festival. Here she’s at the ‘Under the Skin’ film premiere looking absolutely gorgeous. Obviously, she’s not showing off her cleavage like she did last week, but she’s definitely making me want to see more of her, which is a good thing because for the last three years she had dropped completely off my radar. Anyway, glad to have her back and let’s hope Scarlett keeps on giving us something good to write about in the future.

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Finally, Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Cleavage

September 4th, 2013

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It only took 5 years since her infamous Golden Globes red dress, but Scarlett Johansson finally busted out the girls in another awesome outfit at the ‘Under the Skin’ premiere. I believe the wait was well worth it, but I hope we don’t have to wait another 5 years to witness cleavage perfection. Fingers crossed.

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Scarlett Johansson in Sexy Leather Short Shorts

September 4th, 2013

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I have no clue what this Scarlett Johansson photoshoot is for, but finally it’s a step in the right direction. For the past few years, Scarlett’s sex appeal had put me to sleep, so it’s nice to see her work it in some leather booty shorts. Now if only she can lose the top and release the boobies that she insists on hiding, it might once again ignite a little flame in my pants.

         
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Scarlett Johansson Working On Her Hotness?

April 24th, 2013

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After years at the top, Scarlett Johansson‘s pretty much dropped off the hottie map lately. I guess because she’s been too busy focusing on frivolous things like “acting” and “her career.” Please. Anyway, here she is on the set of the Captain America sequel, which I guess means she’ll be getting back into that leather suit again to play the hot Avenger. That was her character’s name, right? And hopefully if this does well, Scarlett will get her own spinoff movie where she fights crime exclusively with her super-powered thighs. Now that would be hot.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is A Disappointment

January 18th, 2013

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So here’s Scarlett Johansson all dressed up for the opening night after-party for her new Broadway play “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.” Considering we got busty pictures of her onstage last month, I thought it had already opened, but I guess it wasn’t official. But if they’re getting do-overs, can we get one for Scarlett’s after-party outfit? Considering the cleavage she rocks onstage, this is downright disappointing. I thought actors were supposed to loosen up at an after-party. Quick, somebody get Scarlett a triple shot martini and a costume change. After all, they’re trying to sell tickets here, aren’t they?

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Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle

December 31st, 2012

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It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.

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