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Scarlett Johansson Is Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

This bullsh%t has got to stop! Scarlett Johansson is a hot piece of ass and should show it off in sexy outfits. Here she is at opening night of Arthur Miller’s ‘A View From The Bridge‘ in an outfit you’d expect to see worn at the senior center not on a Hollywood celebrity. Seriously, my grandmother had a couch made out of this shit, but the couch even looked f@#king hotter. The way it used to just sit there in the living room next to a couple of bowls of stale mints. So hot!

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Scarlett Johansson Brings Back The Boring

Here’s Scarlett Johansson in some new Mango ads. I thought the the point of these ads were to make it sexy so people will want to buy the clothing. The only good thing these pictures have going for them is that she looks like she’s a good old fashioned flasher in that creepy sleeveless raincoat of hers. Why couldn’t I have run into her in the park when I was twelve instead of…. Well, let’s just keep that memory repressed where it belongs.

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Scarlett Johansson Sure Knows How To Cover Up Her Boobs

We don’t see too much of Scarlett Johansson anymore, probably because she doesn’t do anything anymore and when she does she always seems to wear 1950’s secretary outfits. Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine looking as sexy as she possibly can in all that clothing. For a woman with big boobs, she sure knows how to cover them up. Disappointing.

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A Scarlett Johansson Profile Shot

Here’s Scarlett Johanson strutting her stuff at some Mango fashion thingy. It’s a shame she’s covering up her tasty passion fruits, but that doesn’t mean they’ve gone unnoticed, I especially enjoy the picture of the old men sneaking a peak. It’s not really his fault, you know that no matter what age or sex you are, if you’re sitting next to Scarlett Johansson you’re damn right you’re checking out her boobs. I would probably fake a heart attack so that I could grab them during my collapse.

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Photos: Flynet, WENN.com

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Scarlett Johansson Is Red Hot

Here’s Scarlett Johansson attending Moet & Chandon “Tribute To Cinema” and showing some cleavage in a hot red dress. It’s about time she turns on the heat! There’s just enough cleavage here for me not to complain. Plus the slutty makeup is a nice touch too. Good job. Let’s hope this continues….

Photos: Flynet

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Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Mango Photoshoot

Here’s Scarlett Johansson trying to look sexy in some sort of 1980’s retro photoshoot for Mango clothing. It’s not working. My crotch and I haven’t been this bored since that time we went to a Melissa Etheridge concert. Don’t get me wrong, it still worked, but I haven’t seen bush like that since my days playing short stop for that women’s softball team. Anyhow, that’s not the point, the point is that these pictures are…. Pretty f@#king boring.

Photos: Flynet

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Scarlett Johansson Disappoints

Here’s Scarlett Johansson hiding her face and sweater puppies in a hoodie while leaving the gym. These type of antics really get on my nerves and should piss off every Scarlett tit fan out there! She just doesn’t care about us anymore… Sure the leggings are sweet, but if she keeps this up I’m calling for a boycott.

Photos: Flynet

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Scarlett Johansson Is A Glamour Tease

After yesterday’s disappointing pictures of Scarlett Johansson in her boring fly fishing outfit, I wasn’t really expecting much from these shots of her on the cover of Glamour magazine. It’s probably a good thing I kept my expectations low because these aren’t exactly the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen of her, but they’ll do. What’s with the dude? Couldn’t they have replaced him with a puppy or a topless Jessica Simpson? This isn’t rocket science.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Funbags Are Perfectly Strapped

I really don’t have much to say about these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, not because I’ve lost my touch, but because she looks like she should be on her way to an Indigo Girls concert or wading out into a river somewhere in Montana to do a little fly fishing. That being said, I like the way her bag’s strap accentuates her big sweater muffins. I know, so childish, my mother tells people I’m an accountant.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Scarlett Johansson Disappoints

Here’s Scarlett Johansson in a Dolce & Gabbana ad. I don’t know if it’s new or not, but what I do know she’s not showing her tits! When is Scarlett going to learn without exposing her amazing rack it is of no interest to the general public… that being me. On the other hand or should I say foot, she is exposing her big toe for you freaks who are into that.

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Scarlett Johansson Disappoints

Just when you thought Scarlett Johansson was turning a new leaf and accepting her hotness once again, she went back to her old ways. Here she is at the The Make Up Photocall in an old granny outfit.. girl needs a makeover, a tan, new hair color and for Christ sakes show your tits! I’m so frustrated that I need to take a moment and regain my composure.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Is Officially Back

Now this is more like it! Put Scarlett Johansson in Rotten Tuna one day and the next she cleans up her act and puts one hell of a sexy outfit for the nerds at Comic-Con. Now I can’t go back in history and remove that post, but I think this was a learning experience for Scarlett and now I can officially say that her hotness is back.

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Rotten Tuna: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson used to be the hottest piece of meat in Hollywood, but a lot has changed over the years with girls like Megan Fox, Minka Kelly and Emmanuelle Chriqui breaking into the industry. So, naturally you’d think Scarlett would like to stand her ground. Wrong!. Here she is at the 2009 LA Shorts Fest dressed like an old lady. Are those shoulder pads?!?

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Scarlett Johansson’s White Cleavage As The Black Window

Here’s the first look or second look, who knows, of Scarlett Johanson as the Black Widow in Iron Man 2. I don’t know what else you want me to tell you, we all know so I’m posting one simple picture of her because that’s all I’ve got. I think the name ‘White Titties’ would be a more appropriate name for her character.

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