Warning! Skip this post unless you don’t mind your future consisting of being forced face down, butt up and referred to as Boo. Yes, McKayla Maroney is underage and I’m not too familiar with law, but after watching this video it’s clear that McKayla has a lot of maturing to do in next few months (215 days to be exact, but who’s counting?) when she finally turns 18.
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I warned you guys that McKayla Maroney was going to be trouble, and it looks like I was right. Because she just posted a pair of videos of her diving into a pool in a bikini on Vine. I’m pretty sure these happen too fast to get you taken away though, and you can always say you’re just helping cast the next season of Splash. If you ask me, McKayla would make a perfect addition to the show, after she’s turned 18, of course. It’s all about those extra few months of practice.
Confirmed: I was definitely wrong about McKayla Maroney. This girl’s serious trouble. Because even though she’s still got almost a year to go until she turns 18, she keeps doing photoshoots like this one. Anyway, unless you want to watch McKayla’s next Olympics from the rec room in the county jail, I suggest you just move on. Same goes for the video version of this shoot too.
I’m sure you guys remember McKayla Maroney from the Olympics this summer, or the “McKayla Is Not Impressed” meme that was pretty much everywhere. Anyway, now that all the attention around her has died down, maybe you forgot that even though she may be a Gold medal-winning gymnast, she’s still only 16. So don’t start limbering yourself up just yet, you pervs. Move along.
If you’ve been on Twitter or Facebook or pretty much anywhere else on the internet over the last few weeks, you’ve probably seen the ‘McKayla Is Not Impressed’ meme that’s been floating around. If you don’t know what a meme is, step away from the computer and call your nurse. This isn’t the television, Murder She Wrote isn’t just going to eventually come on. Anyhow, here’s the Olympic gymnast reenacting her famous sour puss with my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos on the set of Extra. Sorry girl, Maria does it better.
I’ve posted a picture or two of gymnast McKayla Maroney on the site before and I know that she’s only sixteen. So I’d just like to congratulate her on her Olympic medals and I look forward to writing about her in a couple of years.
If you were looking for pictures of a sixteen year old Olympic gymnast teaching her friends how to dance the dougie…. You’ve got problems. Here’s McKayla Maroney showing off some dance moves with some friends…. That’s all I’m going to day about this.