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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

In case any of you die hard Denise Richards fans out there are wondering what she’s up to these day here’s a hint, it’s not acting. Here she is spending Charlie Sheen’s money on vacation in Maui hanging out in her bikini and playing with rental birds. She looked much better the last time we saw her in her bikini, I guess she looks alright, but I would have asked for a new pair of tits in the divorce, the old ones are starting to look a little played. Maybe next time.

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Photos: Flynet, PacificCoastNews

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Denise Richards’ Funbags Aren’t Funny, They’re Orange

Funny or Die managed to get a “big name” like Denise Richards to do a skit about Funbags. Obviously, like all their other skits this one isn’t funny at all. Just saying the word funbags is funny in my opinion and I’ve been using it forever and I still chuckle when I say it. So a viral of Denise making “fun” of funbags, which are just paper bags filled with fun kid’s stuff. Lame. One thing that is funny, is her orange colored skin!

Denise Richards’ Funbags

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Denise Richards Nude Spray Tan

So here’s a clip of Denise Richards getting a spray tan and talking about how her body needs some work but how it’s made her a few millions. Meanwhile the spray tanner, who if it was a dude would have the greatest job in the world, acts as an ego booster complimenting it. Anyway, the point of this post is to prove that if you are a somewhat attractive girl who has a good body and haven’t made millions with it, you’re a failure. Sorry ladies. That’s the truth.

Denise Richards Nude Spray Tan Video

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Staged bikini candids are lame! Here’s Denise Richards in Maui doing her best to garner attention for her future reality show that no one cares about. Anyway, I think she looks alright considering she had some kids but she shouldn’t parade herself in a bikini if she’s not going to show off her mom booty. The girl had more than enough free time to get that ass in gear.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Denise Richards Bikini Paddle Surfs

Why is it that every time I see a celebrity paddle surf it’s a woman? It must be some low impact chick sport because I don’t think you’d ever catch a guy using one of those things in fear of being called a major wuss. Real men ride waves! Right fellas? Anyway, here is Denise Richards in a bikini filming scenes for her reality TV show.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

I have to say that even after having kids, Denise Richards‘ can still rock a bikini. I’m not quite sure when these pictures were taken but does it really matter? As long as that greasy douche from Bon Jovi isn’t in the picture next to her, I’m happy. So enjoy!

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Denise Richards’ Cocaine Prevents Skin Cancer

So the big news is that Denise Richards was caught doing cocaine on the beach and these are the pictures of the incident. Please!!! Anyone who has ever done or seen cocaine in their life knows that it doesn’t come in a bottle of sunscreen (yes on the table next to her) and is not that texture. Besides, if there was coke in the vicinity, don’t you think Sambora, in true rock star fashion, would be doing it off her bare breasts? I rest my case.

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Denise Richards Hits The Beach

You know I used to be a huge Denise Richards fan. I thought she was the most stunning and unique looking woman in Hollywood and then she went ahead a ruined it all by marrying Charlie Sheen. A guy so stupid that he would pay escorts thousands and thousands of dollars when everyone knows you can get the same quality ho’s for a few hundred bucks. I just can’t respect a girl that marries a guy who doesn’t know how to manage money well. She further disappointed me when I learned she was dating Richie Sambora, the guitar player for the cheesiest band of all time ““ Bon Jovi. All these bad decisions have made me realize that Denise is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Hmm”¦ wait a minute. Suddenly I’m beginning to like her all over again.

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Pamela Anderson & Her Nipples Come To Denise Richards Defense

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So it seems that there was some action on the set of Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards‘ new movie, ‘Blond and Blonder‘ the other day. Turns out a Paparazzi and Denise exchanged some ugly words which ultimately lead to the photographer’s laptop being tossed off a balcony by the furious starlet. Well when Pam heard about this, she was steaming mad! Here’s what she had to say about the unfortunate incident:

“Normally I don’t care but I feel protective of Denise ““ I can relate. If it were me I would’ve thrown the photographers over the edge ““ they got lucky.”
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I’m pretty sure had she tossed that unlucky Paparazzi off of the balcony, he would have been able to save himself by simply grabbing on to one of her protruding nipples. He then would have floated down to safety. I’d never pay to bungee jump, but this actually interests me. Where do I sign up?

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Pamela Anderson & Denise Richards Are ‘Blonde And Blonder’

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If you’re wondering why on Earth Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards would ever cross paths, here’s the explanation. Pamela Anderson is teaming up with Denise Richards in a return to the big-screen for both in new film called ‘Blonde And Blonder.’ And though that sounds like a porn title – it isn’t. I don’t think.
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I hope this is a porn movie, because that’s the only way they’re going to sell any tickets for this stink bomb. Yeah I know what you’re thinking. How can I condemn a movie that I know next to nothing about? It’s simple actually. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards aren’t good actors. If this were 1998, that fact would be irrelevant seeing as Pam was still smoking hot back then. Well this is 2006, and let me tell you, times have changed. Denise still looks pretty good, but Pam looks like she should be waiting tables in a truck stop somewhere in Oklahoma, not starring in a boobie-comedy. I think it’s time for her to hang up the implants and call it a career.

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Denise Richards Pumps It

First, we caught Mena Suvari pumping gas wearing a sexy litle workout outfit but Denise Richards takes the cake with this get up. OK, I know it’s just a photo shoot and I’m pretty sure Denise doesn’t frequent gas stations dressed like a whore but can’t we pretend? It’s a much better fantasy. Imagine if all gas stations across America had girls that looked like that working the pumps. I wouldn’t mind the exorbitant gas prices. In fact, I’d get a job as a taxi driver just so I could fill up my tank a couple times a day.

Bonus! Denise Richards Dropping Flowers

Photos courtesy of X17Online.com

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Denise Richards Is One Scary Pussycat Doll

When I came across these pictures of Denise Richards dressed as a Pussycat Doll, I was thinking to myself “what the hell have they done to her?”. And one has to wonder if Charlie Sheen had something to do with it. I mean, how do you take one of the hottest girls in Hollywood and make her look like a drag queen? This has to be sabotage or one of Charlie’s sick fetishes.

Check Out:
Scarlett Johansson as a Pussycat Doll
Pamela Anderson as a Pussycat Doll

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Denise Richards Gets Her Bikini Greased Up

Here’s some pictures of Denise Richards in a bikini with that bum from Bon Jovi at a beach in Italy. Notice how she’s carefully hiding herself from the waist down. If I was her I wouldn’t worry so much about showing her lower half. I’m more than positive that she looks better than that disgusting guy, who calls himself a musician next to her.

*Check out these older pictures of Denise Richards in a bikini ,once again covering herself from the waist down.

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Denise Richards Is Open For Business

Denise Richards has told Us Weekly that she hopes to get married again someday. I don’t know if that’s a good idea because the more this story between her, Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen develops, the more I begin to think that she’s the crazy one. From her weird interview with TMZ to her rendez-vous with her friends ex-husband, I recommend any guy who marries her to sleep with one eye open. I guess that’s the trade off for marrying beauty over brains. But I’ll take it.

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