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Avril Lavigne Is Now A Cougar

September 29th, 2014

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To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her?

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Avril Lavigne’s Cleavage Launch

November 6th, 2013

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So Avril Lavigne held her album release party in New York the other night, because apparently she’s still making music, or so I’m told. Who knew? Anyway, since I couldn’t care less about that, I’m much more interested in the fact that it looks like Avril finally stopped dressing like a teenage skater punk and debuted some major cleavage instead. So forget the new CD, when can I get my hands on that? I’m willing to pre-order if I have to.

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Avril Lavigne Is Jumping On The Miley Cyrus Tongue Bandwagon

September 19th, 2013

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Uh oh. It’s spreading. Because here’s Avril Lavigne making like Miley Cyrus by giving the fans some tongue action on the way into Jimmy Kimmel. I’m glad to see that Avril at least paired it with flashing her bra though. That was a nice touch. But still, why couldn’t Miley have started a more fun trend, like, say, having a one night stand with a blogger? Maybe it’s just me, but I think that’s way hotter than this stupid tongue business.

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Avril Lavigne Dresses In Sexy Army Gear, Still Married To A Loser

July 26th, 2013

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Now that Avril Lavigne is officially married to that Nickelback douche, I haven’t exactly been running out to do posts on her. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our young hotties. This, on the other hand, is: Avril wearing some kind of hot army costume for her new music video and giving the camera some sweet tongue action. Now if we can just get her to divorce court, we’ll really be back in business again.

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Avril Lavigne Is A Naughty Sailor

November 1st, 2012

I’m not the biggest fan of Avril Lavigne these days, mostly because she decided to go and marry that douche from Nickelback. But she must be trying to win me back, because I’m digging the sexy sailor costume here. It’s way better than the skater chick Avril’s usually dressed up as. I wonder if she’d let me go motorboating between those buoys. She’s not married yet, right?

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Avril Lavigne Looks Like An Idiot

September 11th, 2012

It’s official, Avril Lavigne must be on drugs. Not only did she agree to marry Chad Kroeger of Nickleback, but she shaved half her f%$ckin head! This type of reckless behaviour could only come from someone who is really high. Anyway, here she is at the Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week pretending that she’s still a punk 16 year old skater girl. Lame.

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Avril Lavigne Engaged To Nickelback Douche

August 22nd, 2012

If you ask most people what has been the cheesiest band of the last decade, you’re probably going to get a whole lot of Nickelback coming your way. So when I heard that Canadian pop-punker Avril Lavigne was going to marry Canadian douche-rocker Chad Kroeger, I vomited ever so slightly. What is wrong with this chick? If I had known she was into talented losers, I would have proposed to her months ago. I bet there will be a Nickelback song at their wedding, everybody says they hate the band, but there’s always some douche rocking out to a Nickelback at every single wedding. Ugh. Read all about it here.

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Avril Lavigne Is Back To Her Old Self

August 24th, 2011

It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome. Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.

     
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Avril Lavigne Cleans Up Well

August 8th, 2011

I’ve been waiting a long time for this day to arrived, Avril Lavigne is wearing something other than her silly punk princess costume. Finally! The woman has got to be in her thirties, I have no idea how old she is, enough with the trucker caps and pink hair. It’s time to grow up. Clearly she’s got style, I mean she looks awesome in this little black dress. This just tell me that I was right all along and that she should continue to wear age appropriate short skirts… Hopefully with more cleavage showing next time. You’re welcome.

     
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Avril Lavigne Gets Cute For Something

July 8th, 2011

I don’t know what these pictures of Avril Lavigne are for, I don’t like doing research, but they kind of look like an ad for some sort of cheap Wal Mart girls clothing line. Whatever it is, she’s wearing a decent little jean skirt which kind of makes it alright. I kind of feel like a creepy old dude looking at these shots, but Avril’s got to be almost thirty so I know I’m alright. Enjoy.

     
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Avril Lavigne Is A Badass

June 20th, 2011

Here’s Avril Lavigne at last night’s Much Music awards looking pretty good and giving us a nice peek at some side bra. Thanks for nothing. Just to show us how bad ass she is, she’s got herself a classy prison tattoo of a word I’m not allowed to use on this site because it’s family friendly. I’m sure most of you can read. Anyhow, there’s nothing classier than a chick with an expletive tattooed on her upper rib cage. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned tramp stamp? Kids these days.

     
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Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

June 2nd, 2011

Avril Lavigne has got to be about thirty years old by now, so seeing her dressed as a chick you’d expect to see in detention in high-school is kind of annoying. It’s time to grow up, this punk/pop princess crap is played out. I saw pictures of her in a bikini the other day and she looked awesome, let’s see more of that, but I think I was too busy staring at her ass to notice the green hair. One of these days she’s going to overhaul her look and I’ll be there waiting. Canadians are weird.

     
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Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

March 9th, 2011

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian, turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.

     
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Avril Lavigne’s Sweet Rubber Pants

February 21st, 2011

Here’s Avril Lavigne doing that thing where she sings about all the problems she has stealing boyfriends from teenage girls in high-school and all that crap. Isn’t she like thirty years old now and a multi millionaire? I think she needs to work on her material, maybe sing about how hard it is to find a gardener willing to cut the grass at her mansion or how hard it is to find a hot pink Maserati these days. You know, something a little more relevant to her day to day life. At least she looks hot doing it.

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