To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her?