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Avril Lavigne Is A Naughty Sailor

November 1st, 2012

I’m not the biggest fan of Avril Lavigne these days, mostly because she decided to go and marry that douche from Nickelback. But she must be trying to win me back, because I’m digging the sexy sailor costume here. It’s way better than the skater chick Avril’s usually dressed up as. I wonder if she’d let me go motorboating between those buoys. She’s not married yet, right?

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Avril Lavigne Looks Like An Idiot

September 11th, 2012

It’s official, Avril Lavigne must be on drugs. Not only did she agree to marry Chad Kroeger of Nickleback, but she shaved half her f%$ckin head! This type of reckless behaviour could only come from someone who is really high. Anyway, here she is at the Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week pretending that she’s still a punk 16 year old skater girl. Lame.

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Avril Lavigne Engaged To Nickelback Douche

August 22nd, 2012

If you ask most people what has been the cheesiest band of the last decade, you’re probably going to get a whole lot of Nickelback coming your way. So when I heard that Canadian pop-punker Avril Lavigne was going to marry Canadian douche-rocker Chad Kroeger, I vomited ever so slightly. What is wrong with this chick? If I had known she was into talented losers, I would have proposed to her months ago. I bet there will be a Nickelback song at their wedding, everybody says they hate the band, but there’s always some douche rocking out to a Nickelback at every single wedding. Ugh. Read all about it here.

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Avril Lavigne Is Back To Her Old Self

August 24th, 2011

It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome. Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.

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Avril Lavigne Cleans Up Well

August 8th, 2011

I’ve been waiting a long time for this day to arrived, Avril Lavigne is wearing something other than her silly punk princess costume. Finally! The woman has got to be in her thirties, I have no idea how old she is, enough with the trucker caps and pink hair. It’s time to grow up. Clearly she’s got style, I mean she looks awesome in this little black dress. This just tell me that I was right all along and that she should continue to wear age appropriate short skirts… Hopefully with more cleavage showing next time. You’re welcome.

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Avril Lavigne Gets Cute For Something

July 8th, 2011

I don’t know what these pictures of Avril Lavigne are for, I don’t like doing research, but they kind of look like an ad for some sort of cheap Wal Mart girls clothing line. Whatever it is, she’s wearing a decent little jean skirt which kind of makes it alright. I kind of feel like a creepy old dude looking at these shots, but Avril’s got to be almost thirty so I know I’m alright. Enjoy.

Avril Lavigne Is A Badass

June 20th, 2011

Here’s Avril Lavigne at last night’s Much Music awards looking pretty good and giving us a nice peek at some side bra. Thanks for nothing. Just to show us how bad ass she is, she’s got herself a classy prison tattoo of a word I’m not allowed to use on this site because it’s family friendly. I’m sure most of you can read. Anyhow, there’s nothing classier than a chick with an expletive tattooed on her upper rib cage. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned tramp stamp? Kids these days.

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Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

June 2nd, 2011

Avril Lavigne has got to be about thirty years old by now, so seeing her dressed as a chick you’d expect to see in detention in high-school is kind of annoying. It’s time to grow up, this punk/pop princess crap is played out. I saw pictures of her in a bikini the other day and she looked awesome, let’s see more of that, but I think I was too busy staring at her ass to notice the green hair. One of these days she’s going to overhaul her look and I’ll be there waiting. Canadians are weird.

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Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

March 9th, 2011

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian, turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.

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Avril Lavigne’s Sweet Rubber Pants

February 21st, 2011

Here’s Avril Lavigne doing that thing where she sings about all the problems she has stealing boyfriends from teenage girls in high-school and all that crap. Isn’t she like thirty years old now and a multi millionaire? I think she needs to work on her material, maybe sing about how hard it is to find a gardener willing to cut the grass at her mansion or how hard it is to find a hot pink Maserati these days. You know, something a little more relevant to her day to day life. At least she looks hot doing it.

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Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

February 10th, 2011

Oh God, what the hell is this crap all about? I get that Avril Lavigne fancy’s herself as this punk ass princess who’s too cool for school, as the kids say these days, but this is just retarded. What? The kids don’t say that? Anyhow, I think Avril is hot, wait let me rephrase that, I think Avril has the potential to be hot if she’d just drop this pop/punk garbage. Sid Vicious must be rolling over in his grave. This needs to stop, fix the hair, lose the acid washed jeans and the retard velcro sneakers and show is what you’ve got. Soon.

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Avril Lavigne And Her Pseudo Eighties Hotness

February 8th, 2011

Apparently Avril Lavigne is still doing the whole punk princess crap, she must be about thirty by now, aren’t we done with this yet? A woman wearing sneakers isn’t exactly high fashion sex appeal if you ask me. Anyhow, if you can look past the retarded hairdo she actually looks kinda hot in an eighties slut kinda way. What a waste of a perfectly good pair of leather tights, those things are supposed to be paired up with some high heels and a bad attitude. Shame on you.

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Avril Lavigne Needs Women’s Clothing

November 29th, 2010

Here’s Avril Lavigne out the other day running a few errands with her man servant. I’m just assuming that’s her man servant because he’s got a haircut like a Tibetan monk, he’s walking six feet behind her and he’s carrying all her bags like a good man servant should. Anyhow, Avril’s trying to work her little punk rock princess look like she’s still a teenager, but she’s something like thirty years old now and it’s beginning to look a little played. Short short and some heels will remedy the situation pretty quick.

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Avril Lavigne Is Looking A Little Rundown

November 22nd, 2010

Divorce seems to have really taken it’s toll on Avril Lavigne, what happened to the hot little punk princess we used to love so much? Here she is at the American Music Awards looking a little like she’s on the hunt for her next bag of glue. I don’t really want to say that she looks like a junky, but I watch a lot of Intervention on A&E and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this chick before. Alright, I’ve just reviewed all the pictures and it’s only in a few of them that she looks like her teeth are going to fall out and her skin is crawling. Verdict: Probably not a junky. Case closed.