Normally, I don’t love these fake “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots. They’re just way too pretentious. But I’m willing to make an exception for these shots from Harper’s Bazaar Spain. Because Adriana Lima is so hot, she could do a photoshoot covered in garbage surrounded by smoking Frenchmen and it’d still be enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire.
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I know that Adriana Lima is over 35 these days, which makes her practically ancient in the supermodel world. Oretty soon we’re going to see her start doing cover shoots for AARP Magazine. But I figure we’ve still got at least a couple more years of amazing photoshoots like this one for Harper’s Bazaar Spain, and personally, I plan on making the most of every
minute 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.
I’ve never understood these photoshoots where they get a hot model to pose in some fancy, multi-million dollar house. Am I supposed to be admiring the model or the infinity pool? But I’ve got to give them credit here, Adriana Lima and her booty make for one hell of a view. I’m sold. When can I move in?
I was wondering why we don’t see more of Adriana Lima these days, so I looked her up, and turns out she’s 35 now. Which is pretty much the official retirement age for a lingerie model. Especially at Victoria’s Secret, where there’s always some new young hottie coming for your wings. But the good news is, it looks like Adriana still has a promising future modeling leggings for the company. It seems like all aging models end up showcasing fitness wear. But few of them look as good doing it as Adriana does. So enjoy.
In case you forgot to mark it on your calendars, it’s officially the start of my favorite time of year: celebrity hottie beach vacation season. Here’s Adriana Lima showing off that killer bikini booty of hers in Greece, so enjoy. And remember to make the most of it this year. Because pretty soon, it’ll be
fall award show cleavage season before you know it.
I know there’s a lot of smoking hot models out there these days, and we can get so caught up with finding the next one to drool over that sometimes we forget about the ones who’ve been crushing it in the hotness department for years. So here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel and A-list hottie Adriana Lima busting out at the 2016 Fragrance Foundation Awards in New York and reminding us all that when it comes to supermodels, she’s still hands down one of the best there is. Enjoy.
I don’t know when the Cannes Film Festival became a go-to destination for smoking hot supermodels, but now here’s Adriana Lima and her super-cute cleavage at the Julieta premiere. And it looks like I’ve got to figure out a way to get to Cannes next year. Maybe I can convince them to let me on the red carpet… Hey, don’t laugh. I’m a serious journalist with years of experience covering cans.
So I was
doing my regularly-scheduled Instagram creeping staying up-to-date on our favorite hotties over the weekend, when I noticed this post from Adriana Lima complaining about how hard her and her fellow models have it. I hope you’re sitting down for this: she had to go to work with a cold. The horror! Anyway, according to my sources, Adriana’s worth something like $48 million. For basically standing around in lingerie. So if you ask me, I think she should probably suck it up and stop complaining, considering she’s overpaid by about $47.9 million.
I know it’s part of my job to keep up on this stuff, but to be honest, I don’t think I ever knew there was a Covergirl Magazine before this. But after seeing the lingerie shoot Adriana Lima did for their latest issue, it’s probably my new favorite magazine. Hey, now that Playboy stopped doing naked pictures, we need something new to pretend to read for the articles. And I think we just found it. Enjoy.
In case you’ve been wondering what to get your favorite blogger for Christmas this year, you can stop searching. Because I’ve found the perfect gift: here’s Adriana Lima debuting her very own wax statue at Madame Tussauds in New York. I just don’t get why Adriana didn’t wear her lingerie too. It’s the only thing that stops this from being a perfect lesbian fantasy. OK, fine, I’m a pervert, what else is new? Now, when do they start mass-producing these things, and how do I get on the waiting list?
According to my sources, Adriana Lima is modeling glasses for some new Vogue Eyewear line in this latest sexy photoshoot from the super-hot supermodel. Which is funny. Because I would’ve sworn these were for Kleenex. Or maybe a new line of sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you, but I’m going to need to run out to the store to stock up on more of both after this. Yow.
Because there’s nothing like a pair of white-hot supermodels to get a party started, here’s Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima at the Chopard Gold Party in Cannes. And sure, I could be upset I wasn’t invited to witness this killer lesbian fantasy firsthand, but let’s be honest, I’m probably better off just enjoying myself at home. Because I’m betting I would’ve been kicked out in 30 seconds flat. Well, maybe 45, if I was going for a new personal best.
I know this might not be what any of us were expecting from a Victoria’s Secret Angel putting on a lingerie show in Vegas, but with how red-hot Adriana Lima‘s looking here, you can’t really complain. According to my sources, one of my favorite Brazilian bombshells was contractually-obligated to share her “gift picks and tips” for Valentine’s Day with a store full of suckers. And I’m not sure what she had to say, but I’ve got a tip of my own: There’s no point in buying your lady friend Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because there’s no way in hell she’s going to look half as good in it as Adriana. So spare both of yourselves the disappointment. You’re welcome.