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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Booty Attacks A Poor Dude

March 19th, 2013

I don’t know what Jennifer Love Hewitt is filming here, but watching her attempt to climb this dude is making me nervous. I hope whatever it is has up-to-date insurance in case he throws out his back. Because the poor guy could barely lift that big wide load. A booty like that is best used as a cushion.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Works It In Lingerie

February 7th, 2013

So here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt in a video promoting a new season of her Lifetime show where she plays a rub-and-tug expert. And in it, she essentially just dances around in lingerie for a minute and a half. Oh, and she sings too, but don’t worry, that’s what the mute button is for. Anyway, I never thought I’d say this, but I might have to start watching Lifetime. This already looks better than anything on Spike TV.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bouncing Chesticles

February 1st, 2013

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a hottie in a low-cut shirt running late. And just look at Jennifer Love Hewitt go here. I’m telling you, if I lived with her, I’d set Jennifer’s clocks back 15 minutes so I could see this glorious sight on a daily basis. It’s just a shame there’s no video to go along with it.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Busty Erotic Masseuse

November 19th, 2012

I haven’t watch Lifetimes’ “The Client List“, but according to Wiki, Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a single mother who gives rub and tugs to help make ends meet. I don’t know if the show is any good because most of Jennifer’s TV shows get cancelled, but I wonder if her massages consist of finishing off her clients with a Russian happy ending. If you don’t know what that is, look it up. I’ll give you a hint, what’s big, soft and busting out of Jennifer’s dress?

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MC Hammer Called, He Wants His Pants Back

October 16th, 2012

Ever since Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist, I’m guessing it’s been a little harder for her to dress herself. That’s the only reason to explain the parachute pants, right? I wonder who Jennifer’s talking to here. Probably MC Hammer, to thank him for lending her this outfit. But if she needs a hand in the future, Jennifer can just call me instead. I’d be happy to help her get into even the most complicated lingerie.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs An Extra Hand

October 11th, 2012

I’m no doctor, but judging from these pictures, I’d say Jennifer Love Hewitt hurt her wrist. That cast is a dead giveaway. She needs to take it easy in front of the computer. Looks like she’s been watching too many dirty videos. But don’t worry, Jennifer. In my experience, it should heal up in a few weeks. I don’t know if you’ll be able to get workers’ comp too though.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hot Bikini Tweet

August 6th, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been making a hotness comeback of sorts over the last little while, at least the times she’s stuffed herself into a really tight dress, so I was glad here she tweeted a bikini shot of herself. Here she is giving us a good look at some pretty quality bikini cleavage. Alright so we’re not really seeing a whole lot, but pigtails and bikini tops are two of my favorite things. That kind of made me sound like a creep didn’t it?

Jennifer Love Hewitt In A Smokin’ Red Hot Dress

May 24th, 2012

Here’s the latest installment in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ever fluctuating hotness. I don’t get this chick, one minute she’s dumpy and disgusting in some stained period sweatpants, the next she’s outside her house looking like this. What the hell? I don’t understand how the same woman can look like a sexpot one minute and a homeless lesbian the next. It just doesn’t make any sense to me, my penis doesn’t know if it’s coming or going. No wonder she can’t seem to keep a boyfriend.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Red Hot Cleavage

May 10th, 2012

See now this is more like it. Earlier I had Lindsay Lohan looking all weird at this A&E party, so it’s nice to see someone using her hotness for good instead of evil. Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt looking red hot in her sexy little dress. We aren’t getting as many big booty shots as I’d like, but at least she’s got a little tanned cleavage to make up for it. Not bad. Now touch your elbows behind your back please.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets A Little Sexy

May 4th, 2012

I’ve got to say that for a career single lady, I guess she’d be considered a spinster now, Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually looking pretty good. I would have assumed she’d be pretty fat and most likely covered in cat hair, but she’s keeping it together. Here she is all tightly packed into a nice little dress yesterday. I like it. She must be so happy that Kim Kardashian came along and made big fat asses popular.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hot Cougar Cleavage

April 5th, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt has really been working hard lately to get her hotness back on track, she slips up every now and again with some dumpy big ass pictures, but she’s definitely trending in the right direction. Here she is wrapped up in a few layers of Spanx and tucked into a sexy tight dress that really highlights her assets. I always forget that she’s more than just a big booty. #bigoldboobies

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hides The Big Old Booty

March 29th, 2012

I thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hotness was on the rise, she had all those sexy lingerie photoshoots and was heading out on the town all tarted up in sexy outfits, so what the hell is this all about? Obviously she’s on the set of her crappy new Lifetime TV show, whatever it’s called, but I’m not understanding the old lady gown. I know she’s got to hide that big booty of hers, but wrap that thing up in a few layers of Spanx and get on with the hotness. #disappointedboner

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Heats Thing Up

March 22nd, 2012

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has landed herself another job on television with a show called The Client List. Alright so it’s not real television, it’s on Lifetime, but it’s a start. Besides, she decided to publicize the upcoming series by posing all seductively in her lingerie so it can’t be that bad. Here she is in some behind the scenes shots from the photoshoot. I can’t help but notice that they’ve strategically hidden her somewhat rotund posterior. Well done.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Drops Some Boobage

March 12th, 2012

I’m kind of annoyed that Jennifer Love Hewitt has all of a sudden become a hottie again, I didn’t realize it was the nineteen-nineties again, what am I supposed to do with all my disgusting gigantic booty comments? Here she is wearing her usual dumpy ‘I will never find love’ dress, the usual lameness, except this time she’s showing off some nice loose boobage. Well done. I want to watch her run for a bus or jump up and down on one of those weird miniature trampolines. Hot.