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Jessica Biel’s Sexy Sideboob Cleavage

December 6th, 2012

Now that she’s married, it seems like Jessica Biel is on a cross-country tour to show the rest of us what we’re missing out on. Here she is showing off some cleavage in New York for the premiere of her new movie Playing For Keeps, and even a little sideboob for the paparazzi smart enough to get the right angle. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Jessica looks a little down in these pictures. Either she’s been taking smiling lessons from Kristen Stewart, or somebody found out married life isn’t as fun as it seems in the dumb romantic comedies she makes. But hey, if Jessica’s looking for a blogger-on-the-side to spice things up, I’m happy to volunteer my services. I can be very discreet.

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Jessica Biel’s Sweet Boobage

November 21st, 2012

OK, now this is more like it: Jessica Biel was showing off some nice boobage at the Hitchcock premiere. You guys know I’m a fan of sideboob. I just don’t understand why the paparazzi even bothered taking pictures of Jessica head on. I’m no photographer or anything, but I think it’s pretty obvious what her best angle is.

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Scarlett Johansson And Jessica Biel Work It For Hitchcock

November 20th, 2012

So Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel were both at the Hitchcock premiere, and I’m glad to see that these two haven’t gotten boring yet. Even though Jessica did get married recently, and Scarlett’s been around for ever by now. I was hoping these two might spice things up even more and give me something to fantasize about, but it’s hard with Helen Mirren constantly in between them. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, in which case, this must be your lucky day. Enjoy.

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Jessica Biel Drops A Little Sideboob

August 14th, 2012

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who feels this way, but I think that a good quality sideboob shot is almost as hot as a full on cleavage shot. These days we see cleavage everywhere we look, the female border agent when I went to the Dominican Republic was dropping like six inches of cleavage, so a little sideboob is a nice change of pace. Here’s Jessica Biel giving us a pretty tasty little profile shot on the red carpet for Total Recall. I will definitely be recalling this later.

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Kate Beckinsale Vs. Jessica Biel: Total Recall Edition

August 2nd, 2012

This is a tough choice. Both Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel are gorgeous. To pick one is too difficult. That’s why I am going to let you guys choose by commenting below. I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

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Jessica Biel’s Sweet Booty Profile

July 26th, 2012

I don’t watch Jay Leno, I’m not sure anyone under the age of sixty does, but I have to say I’m impressed with his choice of guests. Here’s Jessica Biel giving us a nice quality look at her sweet sweet booty as she gets molested by the old guy. I hope someone from the staff said something to the authorities about this, this kind of behavior is unacceptable from our talk show hosts. Although, I’m pretty sure if I had the chance to give Jessica a phony cheek kiss, I’d probably get a little grabby myself. So hot.

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Jessica Biel Because She’s Gorgeous

July 12th, 2012

Does anyone else think that Jessica Biel is almost too sexy? I know, that’s crazy talk, there’s no such thing as too sexy. That’s like saying a stripper is too naked or beer is too delicious. Ridiculous. Anyhow, here she is at some event last night looking absolutely gorgeous. Alright so she’s not frolicking in the surf in her bikini like the last time we saw her, that was almost too good to be true, but she’s still working it for me. I’ve never heard anyone say anything bad about Jessica’s hotness, I think it’s pretty much universally known that this chick is just bangable. Period.

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Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini

June 26th, 2012

They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants. Thank you Jesus. I need more.

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Jessica Biel Heats It Up For W Magazine

March 13th, 2012

I was a little surprised to see these pictures of Jessica Biel looking sexy in the pages of W magazine. Don’t get me wrong, it was a nice surprise, the woman is a fine piece of work. But now that she’s engaged to that NSYNC douche, I just assumed he’d have her locked away in one of his mansions somewhere until it’s time for her to produce a dancing heir for him. I hate that guy.

Jessica Biel Is Just Perfection

January 16th, 2012

I’m not sure why Jessica Biel was invited to the Golden Globes last night, I can’t can’t remember the last movie she’s been in, but I’m glad she showed up. Here she is showing us just how perfectly hot she is as she shows up to some party for hot girls. The Chick is gorgeous, she deserves better than that guy from NSYNC. Someone with a real job, someone who’s really good at using a computer for blogging purposes. You know what I’m talking about. Call me.

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Jessica Biel Looks Kind Of Bland

December 8th, 2011

I’m not pleased with these pictures of Jessica Biel, she hasn’t had a movie in years, she’s apparently still wrapped around that dude from NSYNC‘s little finger, and THIS is how she dresses for the premiere of her new movie? Sure she’s probably only got a five minute part in this one, everyone and his brother is in this crap, but that’s no excuse. Obviously her face is gorgeous, but she’s dressed like someone about to sing a solo in church. Not cool.

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Jessica Biel’s Cleavage Peek… Sort Of

October 28th, 2011

I’m a little confused by this top picture, am I supposed to be turned on or weirded out? I don’t know what to do. Here’s Jessica Biel at some sort of fashion party in New York City last night giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, at least trying to give us a peek, but she’s making this weird face I don’t like. I don’t like it at all. Luckily it was just a bad angle or bad lighting or something because for the most part the rest of the shots are pretty good. I’m still not really seeing that cleavage though. What gives?

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Jessica Biel Has Let Herself Go

September 20th, 2011

I’m not up to date on Jessica Biel’s work schedule, but whatever it is she’s working on now looks absolutely terrible. I have no idea what it is, but if they decided to make her character a disgustingly pregnant chick who wears velour tracksuits, it’s already got my vote for worst movie of the year. Jessica should have roles that involve short skirts, tight pants and possibly a tasteful girl on girl scene in a hot tub. Nothing too raunchy, something very tender between two gorgeous females. Jessica Biel in a fat suit… Big mistake.

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Kate Beckinsale And Jessica Biel Make A Good Pair

July 25th, 2011

If you thought that gin and tonic or peanut butter and jelly went well together, you’re not going to believe what an awesome combination Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel make. They’re pretty damn tasty. Here are the hotties hanging out on the red carpet together looking absolutely gorgeous. I don’t understand Jessica’s silly yellow mustache, but I’m not up to date on today’s hipster fashions. Anyhow, this is a duo I’d like to invite to a hot tub party.

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