I’m guessing you’ve probably heard by now that Brad Pitt got punched in the face by some idiot “journalist” or something at the Maleficent premiere in LA, considering most media outlets are currently reporting on it like it’s some kind of great national tragedy. Anyway, I’m not sure why the dude did it, but if I had to speculate (and I do, since I’m a professional blogger), he probably took one look at those giant new funbags of Angelina Jolie‘s and got jealous. And I don’t blame him. In fact, I think we should all be allowed to line up and get a crack at that lucky bastard. Hey, it’s only fair.
CELEBRITIES > Angelina Jolie
It’s strange, but I don’t normally post pictures of Angelina Jolie on this site. I know she’s considered one of the most attractive females in the world, but she just doesn’t do it for me. I think it’s all the saving children that turns me off. That makes me sound like a monster, but seeing someone save the world doesn’t make me want to have sex with them. Maybe it’s just me. Anyhow, here she is at something called ‘Women In The World: Stories and Solutions’ summit. See… Not exactly boner inducing.
It looks as though Angelina Jolie’s age is starting to catch up to her, don’t get me wrong she’s still a hot piece of ass that I’d love to take a bath with, but she’s looking a little haggard. Maybe it’s all the traveling around for the dozens of The Tourist premieres she’s been doing lately, who knows, pretending to like this crappy movie must be wearing her down. Anyhow, I’d still throw her a hump. A classy hump, even though I still haven’t been able to get the image of her making out with Billy Bob Thornton out of my head. It’s been years and that image is still burned in my memory. Now I’m feeling a little ill.