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Angelina Jolie’s Humanitarian Hotness

March 9th, 2012

It’s strange, but I don’t normally post pictures of Angelina Jolie on this site. I know she’s considered one of the most attractive females in the world, but she just doesn’t do it for me. I think it’s all the saving children that turns me off. That makes me sound like a monster, but seeing someone save the world doesn’t make me want to have sex with them. Maybe it’s just me. Anyhow, here she is at something called ‘Women In The World: Stories and Solutions’ summit. See… Not exactly boner inducing.

Photos: WENN.com

Angelina Jolie’s Sexy Tired Cleavage

December 17th, 2010

It looks as though Angelina Jolie’s age is starting to catch up to her, don’t get me wrong she’s still a hot piece of ass that I’d love to take a bath with, but she’s looking a little haggard. Maybe it’s all the traveling around for the dozens of The Tourist premieres she’s been doing lately, who knows, pretending to like this crappy movie must be wearing her down. Anyhow, I’d still throw her a hump. A classy hump, even though I still haven’t been able to get the image of her making out with Billy Bob Thornton out of my head. It’s been years and that image is still burned in my memory. Now I’m feeling a little ill.

Photos: Fame

Angelina Jolie Is Salty

July 20th, 2010

I don't do many posts on Angelina Jolie but I have no choice when she shows up to the Salt Premiere looking like the finest piece of ass in Hollywood. I only wish she'd head out like this more often and leave Brad and the kids home. more pictures of Angelina Jolie here

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Angelina Jolie Because I’ve Been A Bad Bad Boy

August 11th, 2009

Finally, Angelina Jolie is not out saving the world and decided to dress up in a sexy leather mistress outfit for the Los Angeles premiere of "Inglourious Basterds". Now this is how I like to see her! It brings back old memories or should I say fantasies of her spanking me because I was a bad boy. Well, I’m still a bad boy, a very bad boy and ooops I forgot to make my bed.... more pictures of Angelina Jolie here

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Angelina Jolie’s Boring Hotness

May 21st, 2009

I don't have much to say about these pictures of Angelina Jolie attending the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ premiere at the Cannes Film Festival the other day. She's not doing anything outrageous or flashing her fancy lady Junk, just Angelina in her evening gown showing off her long legs and cheesy prison tattoos. Boring! If you look real close you can see a little nipple and her granny panties through her dress. It's better than nothing. 21 more pictures of Angelina Jolie here Related Articles: Angelina Jolie's Perky Pefection Angelina Jolie's Breastfeeding Picture Angelina Jolie Wasn't So Sweet At 16 Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant Photos: Fame, Flynet, WENN.com

Angelina Jolie Arrested!

March 19th, 2009

No, that’s not Angelina Jolie being arrested! It’s her shooting a scene for her upcoming movie 'Salt'. I have no clue what it's about, but if Angelina were to be arrested in real life, it should've been for marrying Billie Bob Thornton and wearing a vile of his blood around her neck. That crime is unforgiveable. I know its ages ago and bringing it up now is totally irrelevant, but girl's a nut job. A damn hot nut job but a nut job nonetheless... Related Articles: Angelina Jolie's Perky Pefection Angelina Jolie's Breastfeeding Picture Angelina Jolie Wasn't So Sweet At 16 Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant Photos: Flynet

Angelina Jolie’s Cleavage Is Not What It Used To Be

January 29th, 2009

It’s been a while since I’ve had anything too spectacular to say about Angelina Jolie, mainly because she’s become pretty boring after purchasing a dozen or so kids. She used to be out on the town flashing that winning smile and showing some leg, now we’re lucky to get a decent half cleavage tit shot. Here she is in Tokyo at the Japan premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. A curious thing happened to my pants, they’re not tight anymore.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Angelina Jolie At The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Premiere

January 23rd, 2009

Here’s Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt at The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button premiere in France

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Photos: Flynet, Wenn

A Curious Thing Happened To Angelina Jolie … Ã‚Â She’s Hotter

December 9th, 2008

Here’s Angelina Jolie at ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ premiere looking as close to perfection as humanly possible, like a porcelain doll, If you like your porcelain dolls with prison tattoos. Brad Pitt on the other hand looks like a millionaire pedophile. How many times do you think he asks her if she wants a mustache ride? That joke never gets old.

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Photos: Flynet, Wenn, Bauer-Griffin

Angelina Jolie’s Perky Pefection

November 10th, 2008

Angelina Jolie isn’t exactly known as the happy go lucky type so it’s a little strange to see her looking so cheerful and perky at the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party. I could get use to this Angelina, she looks pretty damn hot for a mother of 8 ish and I don’t feel like she’s going to cut herself or stab me in the scrotum for no reason. Keep up the good work.

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Photos: Flynet, Wenn

Angelina Jolie’s Breastfeeding Picture

October 10th, 2008

When I heard that some private photos of Angelina Jolie taken by Brad Pitt were floating around the last couple of days, I was assuming they would be pretty hot. I was WAY off!! Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of seeing Angelina‘s tits, just not with a baby attached. Come on, I’m eating!

Angelina Jolie Wasn’t So Sweet At 16

April 3rd, 2008

InTouch Magazine has some pictures and videos of Angelina Jolie doing a “sexy” photoshoot when she was 16 years old. To be honest, it’s pretty lame and fortunately not at all revealing. So for all you perverts out there who are disappointed, just head over to YouTube and type “booty shaking” into the search bar. You’ll find everything your twisted heart desires.

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Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant

February 25th, 2008

Our modern day Mia Farrow, Angelina Jolie was at the Independent Spirit Awards showing off her baby bump in a tight-fitting black dress. I guess this puts an end to her pregnancy rumors. Now I really couldn’t care less whether or not Angie is knocked up, because I know one day she’ll run an orphanage of future f&ck ups and it’s going to be impossible to keep track of all of them – if it isn’t already. Anyway, at least she still looks good. Brad on the other hand, let’s just say I’m feeling a hell of a lot better about myself lately.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline, INFdaily.com

Angelina Jolie Looking Sexy At Ocean’s Thirteen Premiere

May 25th, 2007

Here’s Angelina Jolie at the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere in Cannes. Now I don’t normally do posts on Angelina because she’s too busy saving the world. And while that’s noble and all, it’s not very sexy. Forgive me. I know I’m shallow, and I can admit I’m probably going to go to hell for some of the things I’ve written over the years. But guess what? So are most of you for tuning in and reading day in and out. See ya there.