I’m guessing you’ve probably heard by now that Brad Pitt got punched in the face by some idiot “journalist” or something at the Maleficent premiere in LA, considering most media outlets are currently reporting on it like it’s some kind of great national tragedy. Anyway, I’m not sure why the dude did it, but if I had to speculate (and I do, since I’m a professional blogger), he probably took one look at those giant new funbags of Angelina Jolie‘s and got jealous. And I don’t blame him. In fact, I think we should all be allowed to line up and get a crack at that lucky bastard. Hey, it’s only fair.
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It’s strange, but I don’t normally post pictures of Angelina Jolie on this site. I know she’s considered one of the most attractive females in the world, but she just doesn’t do it for me. I think it’s all the saving children that turns me off. That makes me sound like a monster, but seeing someone save the world doesn’t make me want to have sex with them. Maybe it’s just me. Anyhow, here she is at something called ‘Women In The World: Stories and Solutions’ summit. See… Not exactly boner inducing.
It looks as though Angelina Jolie’s age is starting to catch up to her, don’t get me wrong she’s still a hot piece of ass that I’d love to take a bath with, but she’s looking a little haggard. Maybe it’s all the traveling around for the dozens of The Tourist premieres she’s been doing lately, who knows, pretending to like this crappy movie must be wearing her down. Anyhow, I’d still throw her a hump. A classy hump, even though I still haven’t been able to get the image of her making out with Billy Bob Thornton out of my head. It’s been years and that image is still burned in my memory. Now I’m feeling a little ill.
I don't have much to say about these pictures of Angelina Jolie attending the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ premiere at the Cannes Film Festival the other day. She's not doing anything outrageous or flashing her fancy lady Junk, just Angelina in her evening gown showing off her long legs and cheesy prison tattoos. Boring! If you look real close you can see a little nipple and her granny panties through her dress. It's better than nothing. 21 more pictures of Angelina Jolie here Related Articles: Angelina Jolie's Perky Pefection Angelina Jolie's Breastfeeding Picture Angelina Jolie Wasn't So Sweet At 16 Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant Photos: Fame, Flynet, WENN.com
No, that’s not Angelina Jolie being arrested! It’s her shooting a scene for her upcoming movie 'Salt'. I have no clue what it's about, but if Angelina were to be arrested in real life, it should've been for marrying Billie Bob Thornton and wearing a vile of his blood around her neck. That crime is unforgiveable. I know its ages ago and bringing it up now is totally irrelevant, but girl's a nut job. A damn hot nut job but a nut job nonetheless... Related Articles: Angelina Jolie's Perky Pefection Angelina Jolie's Breastfeeding Picture Angelina Jolie Wasn't So Sweet At 16 Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant Photos: Flynet
It’s been a while since I’ve had anything too spectacular to say about Angelina Jolie, mainly because she’s become pretty boring after purchasing a dozen or so kids. She used to be out on the town flashing that winning smile and showing some leg, now we’re lucky to get a decent half cleavage tit shot. Here she is in Tokyo at the Japan premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. A curious thing happened to my pants, they’re not tight anymore.
Here’s Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt at The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button premiere in France
Photos: Flynet, Wenn
Here’s Angelina Jolie at ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ premiere looking as close to perfection as humanly possible, like a porcelain doll, If you like your porcelain dolls with prison tattoos. Brad Pitt on the other hand looks like a millionaire pedophile. How many times do you think he asks her if she wants a mustache ride? That joke never gets old.
Photos: Flynet, Wenn, Bauer-Griffin
Angelina Jolie isn’t exactly known as the happy go lucky type so it’s a little strange to see her looking so cheerful and perky at the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party. I could get use to this Angelina, she looks pretty damn hot for a mother of 8 ish and I don’t feel like she’s going to cut herself or stab me in the scrotum for no reason. Keep up the good work.
Photos: Flynet, Wenn
When I heard that some private photos of Angelina Jolie taken by Brad Pitt were floating around the last couple of days, I was assuming they would be pretty hot. I was WAY off!! Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of seeing Angelina‘s tits, just not with a baby attached. Come on, I’m eating!
InTouch Magazine has some pictures and videos of Angelina Jolie doing a “sexy” photoshoot when she was 16 years old. To be honest, it’s pretty lame and fortunately not at all revealing. So for all you perverts out there who are disappointed, just head over to YouTube and type “booty shaking” into the search bar. You’ll find everything your twisted heart desires.
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Our modern day Mia Farrow, Angelina Jolie was at the Independent Spirit Awards showing off her baby bump in a tight-fitting black dress. I guess this puts an end to her pregnancy rumors. Now I really couldn’t care less whether or not Angie is knocked up, because I know one day she’ll run an orphanage of future f&ck ups and it’s going to be impossible to keep track of all of them – if it isn’t already. Anyway, at least she still looks good. Brad on the other hand, let’s just say I’m feeling a hell of a lot better about myself lately.
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