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Keira Knightley Is A Classy Broad

October 14th, 2010

Here’s Keira Knightley looking fancy and attractive at some movie premiere the other night. This chick really is pretty fancy, like Elizabeth Hurley fancy, which is awesome. Shed be nice to bring to a wedding or to a work cocktail party, but I thinks she’s possibly a little too classy and attractive for my taste… Nothing a couple of double D’s couldn’t fix.

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Keira Knightley Makes A New Friend

January 22nd, 2009

I have a feeling that Keira Knightley thinks that the Papapazzi who is invading her public space, ruining her day and stalking her is a real dickhead. Maybe she should lighten up?

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Keira Knightley And Sienna Miller Don’t Work

December 1st, 2008

You would think that getting two gorgeous women like Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller together for the British Indie Film Awards would be pretty hot. You’d be wrong. I know the whole spirit of independent film is doing artsy crap on a low budget but that doesn’t mean you have to get together with your girlfriends, have a few bottles of wine and make your own dresses. You’re not poor people.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â If you were poor people you’d have to replace wine with bags of glue and dresses with tampons.

Keira Knightley’s Topless Interview Magazine Cover

December 5th, 2007

Here are some lame pictures of Keira Knightley from next month’s Interview Magazine. They’re lame because A) she doesn’t have boobs, and B) because she doesn’t have boobs, and is covering them with her lady fingers. So why pose topless for a magazine cover? You might as well just get completely naked, and let all the young girls fall in love with your 15-year-old boy body.

Keira Knightley Needs Breasts. Not Food!

September 5th, 2007

Many of you seem to think Keira Knightley is too skinny, but even if she were to gain some weight, it still wouldn’t change the fact that her body is shaped like a 12-year-old boy’s. But getting breasts will! I don’t say this very often (probably because it’s not PC), but Keira Knightley with a pair of double Ds would be f$#king amazing! And I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this one.

No Lesbian Sex For Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley

April 24th, 2007

Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan have reportedly fallen out over the American actress’s decision to withdraw from Time of Our Lives film last week. Stunning Keira was said to be “furious” that Lindsay, who has recently finished her latest spell in rehab, decided to quit the film just three days before filming was due to start. However, Sienna Miller is now likely to step into the role, according to Variety.
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Ok, those of you who really give a crap whether Lindsay Lohan appears in this film, raise your hands. As suspected, the sound of crickets in the room is deafening. Oh did I mention that Lindsay was supposed to play Keira Knightley‘s lesbian love interest in the film? OK, please put your hands down you pervs. Well at least the role’s been grabbed up by Sienna Miller. She’s really hot and from what I’ve seen from her limited body of work, she has no problem getting topless for the camera. Linsday who?

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Keira Knightley In A Hardcore Porn Comic Book!

March 12th, 2007

A hard-core pornography comic has sparked outrage by depicting Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley having sex with her co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. According to a report in the Sun, the publication, which is printed in the US by Sinful Comics, will show Keira being seduced by Johnny and Orlando. Disney, the firm behind the Pirates series of movies, is reportedly furious and considering taking the publishers to court.
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First off, I think Disney should relax a little bit. They’re not looking at the big picture here. There could be real money just waiting to be made if Disney sold the rights to their cartoons to be used in these dirty comics. Just think about all the perverted things those 7 dwarves could do to Snow White, and just imagine all the freaks who’d line up to get their copy. Which leads me to my second point. Who the hell wants to look at cartoon porn anyway!?? These nerds really got to get out a little more. There’s a whole world of internet porn at their fingertips. Frankly they sicken me!

Can You Guess Which One Is Keira Knightley?

January 9th, 2007

Here are some Keira Knightley bikini pictures… now it’s up to you to guess which one is Keira and which one is her boyfriend.Ã‚Â

Really, you’re not seeing double. I swear, one is a guy and one is girl… though it’s hard to tell which is which. So there you have it.Ã‚Â For any of you that were curious to know what Keria would look like as a boy, enjoy these photos — just don’t blame me if youÃ‚Â accidentally get wood from looking at the wrong person.Ã‚Â

Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley Lesbian Sex Coming To A Theatre Near You

October 16th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are set to light up the screen together in a film about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, in which they play women who are sexually attracted to each other. The story revolves around the wordsmith and his wife Caitlin, and a real-life incident in which her childhood friend Vera Phillips, played by Knightley, and her future husband open fire on Thomas’ home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.
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Wow. I can’t believe it. Lindsay Lohan is actually making news for something other than being a drunken party girl. As much as I love drunken party girls, they don’t compare to sexy onscreen lesbian love, especially when the lesbians in question are Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley. The director better use his head though. Seeing as Keira‘s flat as a board, having Lindsay on top for the sex-scenes is a must. Oh, BTW, besides being a top-notch blogger, I’m also an excellent porn director. Lindsay, Keira, call me.

Scarlett Is The Real Starlet

September 20th, 2006

Actress Keira Knightley has beaten out Scarlett Johansson and Judy Garland to land the honor of being the greatest Hollywood starlet at 21 years of age. Garland, the star of “The Wizard Of Oz,” came in second and Johansson, who is also 21, came in third, Life Style Extra reported Tuesday. A spokeswoman for the poll conducted by Yahoo!.com, said, “A starlet is an actress who people instantly think of as being young, vivacious, stylish, popular and, most of all, talented.”
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To call Keira Knightley “The Greatest Hollywood Starlet Of All Time” over Scarlett Johansson without discussing it with me is ridiculous. The way I see it, they’re both equally talented, and I’m sure you all agree but Scarlett has one thing that Keira doesn’t. Breasts! How can that not be considered in the decision making process? We’re talking about “The Greatest Hollywood Starlet Of All Time” folks! Oh ya, not to mention Scarlett rhymes with starlet. That’s gotta count for something.

Keira Knightley Is Definitely Not Anorexic

July 5th, 2006

Oscar-nominated actress Keira Knightley disclosed a family history of anorexia Tuesday but said that she doesn’t suffer from an eating disorder. “(The press) said to me yesterday `How does it feel to be called anorexic?’ and I had no idea that I was,” Knightley said. “I’m not saying there aren’t people in the film industry that suffer from it, because I am sure that there are. But I’m quite sure I don’t have it.”
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Whoever says that Keira Knightley is anorexic has got to be crazy. She’s just flat-chested. Now that’s not a disease“¦ it’s a damn shame.

Keira Knightley See Through Pictures

June 26th, 2006

Since this weekend was the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 2, what better way to kick off a Disney movie than with see through pictures of Keira Knightley vacationing in the Bahamas. You know, most women when they go to the beach wear bikinis but not Keira. Keira goes with shorts and a thin white tank top. Usually, I’d be very unimpressed with this clothing selection. However, not in this case.