I guess we’re not the only ones who’ve been digging Hilary Duff‘s bikini-fueled hotness comeback lately, because according to my sources, our former #1 MILF just made the cover of Cosmopolitan this month. And I’ve got all the pictures right here, so you guys don’t have to buy a copy in a brown paper bag, or hang around outside the 7-Eleven asking adults to go in and buy one for you. You’re welcome.
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Back in the day, I used to try to convince Hilary Duff to take some time off from her busy schedule of being my #1 favorite MILF and take a beach vacation practically once a week. And it never worked. These past few months though? It’s been all bikinis for Hilary all the time. And don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining. I’m just trying to figure out what changed. And I think I’ve finally got it: she’s not as famous anymore. So here’s hoping things stay that way, because I’m definitely digging Hilary’s new hot nobody act.
I’d have to check my board to see where Hilary Duff currently ranks on my all-time hottest MILFs list, but it’s always great to seeing her in a bikini. I feel like all I ever used to ask for back in the day was for Hilary to get in a bikini for the paps, and now here she is doing it for the third post in a row. I guess her career must not be doing so good. But hey, at least her body still is. Enjoy.
Remember back in the day, when all I ever wanted was for Hilary Duff to go take a bikini vacation? Well, one of my all-time favorite MILFs finally did it a couple weeks ago. And better yet, it looks like she’s still at it, judging from these latest Snapchat pictures. And I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see Hilary more than making up for all that lost time. Speaking of which, I’ll be right back… Give me 30 seconds. 45 tops.
It feels like we’ve been waiting for Hilary Duff to take a beach vacation for like 5 years now, even though most other celebrity MILFs hit the beach every other week. But good news: Hilary finally got into a bikini in Maui, and the paps were around to capture the historic event. Now let’s just hope Hilary’s bikini vacation lasts minimum 1-2 weeks. Me and her bikini body have got a lot of lost time to make up for. Enjoy.
It feels like it’s been forever since we’ve seen Hilary Duff and that juicy MILF booty of hers, but here she is hitting the street after the gym, and taking a picture with one very lucky — and very stupid — fan. I mean, c’mon, if you see Hilary walking around in a pair of leggings, everyone knows you want to ask for a selfie with her from the back, not the front. Oh well. His loss is our gain, thanks to the paps.
Hilary Duff may be pulling a Vanessa Hudgens here by hiding her face from the cameras during her recent shopping trip in LA, but not to worry, because the paps still managed to get the real story here: how good Hilary’s MILF booty looks in those tight jeans. I just have one question: who gets the Pulitzer? Them for taking the pictures, or me for reporting it? Or do we share?
Normally whenever I do a post on Hilary Duff, I usually just focus on my second-favorite MILF’s juicy booty and shut out the rest, like where she is, who’s she with, etc, etc. But I guess Hilary wanted to shake things up a bit this time, because here she is heading into The Today Show showing off some pretty sweet cleavage. And I don’t know about you guys, but Hilary’s definitely got my full attention. Well, for the next 30-45 seconds at least.
It’s been forever since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former #1 favorite MILF Hilary Duff, but I guess I’ve been a good blogger this year, because she showed up to show off her booty to the paps just in time for Christmas. Unfortunately, all that crap in her pockets is blocking the view a bit, but hey, I’ll still take it. As far as I’m concerned, seeing Hilary in tight jeans again counts as a Christmas miracle.
I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me!
You might want to sit down for this one. Because Hilary Duff performed her new single on Good Morning America the other day and one of my all-time favorite MILFs was looking hot enough to melt steel. According to my sources, it’s been 8 years since Hilary’s released any new music, and it feels like almost that long since we’ve gotten a peek at her MILF booty looking anywhere near this good. So enjoy the pictures and the video proof, because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been waiting for this day for years.
Listen, I like Hilary Duff as much as the next pasty blogger. But as much as I want to just focus on those tight white jeans of hers and her sweet booty profile here, I keep getting a little distracted by the serious case of crazy eyes Hilary seems to have come down with. I can only assume it’s from the stress of finding out she’s only my second-favorite MILF these days. In which case, I recommend that Hilary takes a few days off to go on a relaxing beach vacation somewhere. And that she makes sure to post lots of bikini selfies to Instagram too. That’s probably the most important step.
Here’s one of my favorite MILFs Hilary Duff out picking up one of my favorite meals: take-out. And see, this is why I keep saying we’re perfect for each other. So forget this Tinder stuff. Hilary just needs to give me a shot. I’ve even got the perfect first date planned: we’ll watch a movie at my mom’s place in a pile of take-out containers. Pretty great, right? I heard it’s important to find shared interests.
So I’ve been swiping right on Tinder ever since I found out my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff was using the app to try to find normal guys to date, but I still haven’t found her. Which means I guess it’s time to get back to doing this the old-fashioned way: proposing to her via Twitter and hoping she takes me up on it. Wish me luck!