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Micaela Schaefer Should Hire Me!

December 9th, 2014

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer putting on one of her best outfits yet for a photoshoot: an electrical tape bikini. And I never realized that Micaela’s electrical tape applier was an actual job before this. But now that I do, forget this whole blogging business, I think I’ve finally found my true calling. Now, where do I apply? Whatever I might lack in experience, I think I’d more than make up for in enthusiasm.

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Micaela Schaefer In The Greatest Photoshoot Of All-time

November 3rd, 2014

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I’ve never seen an actual Micaela Schaefer photoshoot, but I’m so glad that she decided to get behind a professional camera and produce this masterpiece. This is the greatest set of pictures I’ve ever seen! Now I apologize for having to block out the good parts, but because we live a prude society, the few advertisers I do have would kick me off their networks. Anyway, whoever thought of this pic is a creative genius!

         
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Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Oktoberfest

September 16th, 2014

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Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer posing in one of my favorite outfits of hers. And no, I’m not talking about lederhosen (mostly because I don’t actually know what those are), I meant that black censored bar. Anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, Micaela and her pals are celebrating Oktoberfest with this shoot, which I always thought was just a beer and sausage party. But if you ask me, I think adding topless women is a serious improvement to any annual tradition.

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WTF! Micaela Schaefer Is Wearing Clothes!

August 5th, 2014

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Not gonna lie, I was a little surprised to see Micaela Schaefer so covered up here at the debut presentation for Citroën’s C4 Cactus (that’s a car, just in case you were wondering). I mean, where’s the usual body paint and black censor bars that we’ve come to expect from the best-dressed nobody of all-time? But considering Micaela still looks hot enough to get my engine running no matter what she wears, I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts.

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Micaela Schaefer Can’t Keep Her Clothes On

July 24th, 2014

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At this point, it doesn’t even really matter anymore what event the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer is at, it’s instantly going to become newsworthy just by having her show up. Case in point: here she is at something called P1 Sommerfest (whatever that is) getting friendly with a busty hottie named Nicole Neukirch (whoever that is) and then throwing in a wardrobe malfunction just for good measure. I’m telling you, this chick is the best thing to happen to parties since balloons. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed

July 16th, 2014

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Here’s Micaela Schaefer at the grand opening of a Planet Hollywood in Germany, and while her outfit isn’t quite as good as last time, she’s still my favorite best-dressed nobody of all time thanks to that great see-through dress of hers, even if she didn’t remember to forget to wear underwear for once. And for those of you who think I must be super jealous of the dude in the Iron Man suit, first of all, I’ve matured, and second, considering how much my pants are currently heating up just from looking at these shots, I bet it must be at least 1,000 degrees in that thing. Not to mention, I bet there’s not nearly as much give in the suit’s pants region as there is in my sweatpants, so that’s gotta be pretty painful too. OK, you’re right, maybe I haven’t matured that much. Whatever. Just enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed Of All-time

July 8th, 2014

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In case anybody out there was still wondering why I call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, A) it sounds like you’ve got an even worse attention span than I do and B) what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got distracted by all this ridiculous cleavage. So, uh, anyway, here’s Micaela at some fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week putting on one hell of a show of her own. And I just hope all the other hotties out there were paying attention, because I’d love to see this outfit become the latest hot nobody fashion trend.

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Micaela Schaefer Because I Like Her Soccer Balls

June 23rd, 2014

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Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm.

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Micaela Schaefer Gropes Rihanna’s Boob

June 19th, 2014

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I think we officially have a new contender for the site’s weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, because here’s my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting handsy with a wax statue of Rihanna for the grand opening of some new Planet Hollywood in Germany. So sorry for anybody who saw that headline and got excited for the real thing, but if I know my readers, I’m sure there’s at least a couple of you perverts out there who this is still working for. Enjoy, weirdos.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed!

June 3rd, 2014

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I’ve never cared much about soccer, so I can’t say I’ve been getting too excited about the World Cup coming up. But leave it to my favorite best-dressed nobody to change that. Because here’s Micaela Schaefer in a soccer-themed photoshoot in Germany making me break out that dreaded black bar again. She’s got a few more layers on than normal though, I guess it must be a little chilly there. Still, all I know is, I’d definitely watch a whole lot more soccer if they had more cheerleaders like Micaela here.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Author Ever!

May 19th, 2014

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Here is my new favorite author Micaela Schaefer promoting her first book ‘Lieber nackt als gar keine Masche’. I have no clue what that means, but I know for a fact that not only is she the best dressed celebrity of all-time, she is by far the best self-promoter ever. I love this girl!

         
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Micaela Schaefer Is Now The Best Dressed Author Of All-time

May 7th, 2014

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I’ve done a lot of posts on my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and all her great outfits in the past, but I think this one just might be her best yet. And no, I’m not talking about the robe. I still don’t really understand what the deal is with her Adam and Eve-themed pose with German porn star Aische Pervers, or what it could possibly have to do with Micaela’s new book. All I know is those are some damn lucky tourists. And I think it’s about time I make a trip to Germany to take in all these great sights in person.

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