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Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness

March 12th, 2012

Obviously I still don’t know who this Micaela Schaefer chick is, finding that out would take effort and I’m just not that kind of guy. Besides, I kind of like our anonymous internet affair, it makes it seem that much dirtier. Here she is again walking around some sort of convention center in her sexy little bikini and douchebag trucker hat. I like it. Any woman who’s not afraid to walk around in public half naked is alright with me. I want to make sweet hump with her. Call me.

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Micaela Schaefer: Hottest Event Outfit Ever!

March 2nd, 2012

So I had this Micaela Schaefer chick on the site yesterday posing all provocatively in her sexy little outfit at what looked like a furniture store, which was awesome, but this time she’s outdone herself. Here she is at some event last night in what has to be the best event outfit ever. Look at this thing! It’s part bathing suit, part stripper outfit and part superhero costume… It’s amazing.

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Lisa Lohfink & Micaela Schaefer In Sexy Lingerie

March 1st, 2012

I can’t remember who these Lisa Lohfink & Micaela Schaefer chicks are, I think I’ve had at least one of them on the site before, but they possess a few qualities I enjoy in my women… Massive fake breasts and the ability to wear trashy lingerie out in public without any shame. Here they are in what looks like some sort of furniture store lounging around in their underwear. I can see that, most people love a hot chick rubbing her bare ass all over the couch they’re about to buy.

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Micaela Schaefer: Sexiest DJ Ever?

February 14th, 2012

If you don’t know who the hell this Micaela Schaefer is, don’t worry about it, I don’t think anybody does, but she might just be the sexiest DJ to ever pretend to spin the turntables. Obviously I don’t know if she’s actually a DJ, she’s probably just some half naked hot chick who finally figured out how to use an iPod, but she’s a half naked hottie walking around a club and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever!

October 24th, 2011

I’m not sure who the hell this Micaela Schaefer chick, but she’s wearing one of the greatest outfits I’ve ever seen in my life. Amazing!!.. It’s not my birthday and it’s not Halloween and yet this is really happening. I’m probably going to find out I’ve got ball cancer tomorrow. Dammit! Until then, I’m going to sit back and enjoy what has to be the largest amount of cleavage allowed by law. Well done, whoever you are.

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Micaela Schaefer & Gina Lisa Lohfink Hotness

September 30th, 2011

I don’t know anything about these Micaela Shaefer and Gina Lisa Lohfink chicks, I can’t even pronounce their names, but they seem to be very comfortable with their bodies and that’s good enough for me. Apparently they’re at the Venus International Erotic Trade Show, awesome, and they decided that the best way to get attention wast to dress up in some very revealing costumes. I couldn’t agree more. The blond with the glasses seems very smart, I’d like to show her my bookworm.

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Micaela Schaefer’s Awesome Tight Bikini Body

August 30th, 2011

Does anyone have any clue who this Micaela Schaefer hottie is? Because I want to make sweet hump to her for at least thirteen minutes. Here she is showing off her amazing body in some bikini shots on the beach somewhere. Obviously they’re completely staged, but I’m not going to complain. What kind of hottie walks around alone half naked like this? There’s got to be a confused rich old dude walking around somewhere with pocket full of boner pills. Lucky bastard.

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