I’ve always had a major crush on Joanna Krupa, so when I heard she was dating some douche-looking guy with a name like Romain Zago, it pissed me off immensely. And now seeing her try on a wedding dress, I’m questioning if God even exists! Anyway, I hope she doesn’t actually go through with it just for the sake of that stupid reality TV show ‘Real Housewives’ because we all know that it’ll never work. Joanna and the salad man have been on and off throughout the years and you know that’s never a good sign for a healthy long term relationship. Trust me, I didn’t get a masters degree in relationship psychology for nothing.

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Out of all the special events I’ve written about over the years, I’ve never been more disappointed not to be invited to one than this Durex promotion. See, the company got Joanna Krupa to invite guests to check into their special Hotel Durex to “Experience the Liberation Side of Being Together.” That’s an awful lot of words to say “get busy together,” but otherwise, hiring Joanna was a great idea. Few things are guaranteed to get me in the mood more than looking at that cleavage. I just wonder if she was available to pitch in if you arrived solo.

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Well, looks like my wish definitely came true, because Joanna Krupa‘s hotness comeback continued with way less clothing thanks to this new spread for Maxim Ukraine. I never realized they had their own Maxim before, and I have no clue what any of this says, but it’s just further proof that Joanna is ridiculously hot in any language. And now there’s one more magazine we all have to struggle to pretend to read for the articles.

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Man, first we go over a month without seeing Joanna Krupa, and now we get two posts of her in two days. I was hoping after yesterday’s pictures, we’d get more of Joanna in lingerie, but instead here she is at some poker tournament, dressed like it’s the 1920s or something. Sort of the polar opposite of what I wanted, but hey, I’m just glad Joanna’s back. Let’s hope this hotness comeback continues — with less clothing next time.

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Because I love a hottie who loves dogs, here’s Joanna Krupa volunteering with some rescue German Shepherds, and giving them all the attention and affection their sad little dog lives were lacking. Man, that sounds pretty good actually… If Joanna’s up for some more volunteering, I know a certain blogger who could use the same thing. My tail’s wagging just thinking about it.

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Remember what I was saying about Joanna Krupa looking hot no matter what she wears? Well, here she is rocking a pair of tight jeans better than most chicks in Hollywood rock spandex. I love being proved right, especially in the form of a hottie with nice legs. So let’s just savor this moment. They don’t come around often enough.

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Here’s Polish hottie Joanna Krupa getting all dolled up for something. I see a dude with a camera, so  maybe she’s getting her own reality show. Anyway, it all seems kinda unnecessary. With cleavage like that, I bet this girl looks crazy hot just getting out of bed. But just to make sure, I’d be willing to put that hypothesis to the test for you guys. All in the name of science, of course.

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See what I was saying before about dogs? They’re guaranteed hot chick bait. And here’s Exhibit B: Joanna Krupa running around with man’s best friend. There’s only one problem with these pictures though — where’s the shot down her shirt? Bad paparazzi! Bad! No treats for you.

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