I’m still not entirely clear on why Playboy throws an annual Car of the Year party (or why I’m never invited), but luckily, Joanna Krupa was, and she brought her killer cleavage along too. I’ve never been a big car guy, but after seeing my favorite former Housewife on the red carpet, I’d love to take Joanna out for a spin. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about sex. There’s no way I could focus on driving around cleavage like this. That’s just crazy.