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Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Stripper Heels

Here’s Christina Aguilera looking pretty good strutting her stuff on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of shitty music video. I’m reluctant to say she’s hot because I see strippers who look like this every night and believe me I would not categorize them as hot. But because it’s Xtina I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt just like I hope the strippers do for me when I reassure them that it really is penis and not just a massive clitoris. Strippers can be cruel when you don’t tip them appropriately.

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

I haven’t done a Rotten Tuna post for a while, more because I was tired of posting Lady Gaga and Katy Perry repeatedly, but Christina Aguilera who I don’t think belongs in this category seems to pop in every once and a while. I don’t know if having a baby affects the amount of makeup you put on your face, but if it does ladies do not have children! We’re already over populated as it is. Let’s not forget to mention her silicon filled funbags have gone down the tubes since she had that baby. How unfortunate.

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

Yesterday I did a Rotten Tuna post about Christina Aguilera looking like she was on her way to a Boy George lookalike contest, well it looks like she lost and wasn’t very gracious in defeat. Here she is leaving the club looking a little worse for wear, like she’s been in some sort of a fight and may have even had a lesbian encounter. A dozen Champagne Coolies and bald men in drag singing Karma Chameleon will do that to a lady.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

Here’s Christina Aguilera out on the town the other night looking like she’s on her way to a Boy George lookalike contest. WTF? I thought we were done with the cherry lipstick and painted on eyebrows bullshit. They make her look like the Korean lady who runs the convenient store down the street with her tattooed on eyebrows, she’s always so surprised to see me… It’s creepy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Look Like A Clown For Once

Here’s Christina Aguilera out on the town yesterday apparently shopping for lingerie so that she can go home and put a smile on her douche of a husband’s face. It’s not fair, I want to fall ass backwards into a marriage with a sexy popstar. I guess we can’t all be that lucky, some of us still have to pay to have sex with a chick dressed as a clown.

More pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

I haven’t seen Christina Aguilera out in public for a long time, but here she is heading to the ‘Viper Room’ with her husband; if one thing motherhood hasn’t been is very kind to Christina. Her face looks like that baby is sucking every ounce of youth out of her and especially those big fake funbags too. Man, they’ve gone down in size. What a shame! On the bright side, at least we know her baby is well fed.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rotten Tuna: Cameron Diaz, Hilary Duff And Christina Aguilera

Cameron Diaz Hilary Duff Christina Aguilera

We’ve got some interesting candids for you today. For starters and at the bottom of the barrel, Cameron Diaz at the airport. I don’t know what’s going on with her complexion, but a good treatment of salicylic acid would do wonders for that face.

Secondly we have Hilary Duff. I know she doesn’t really belong here, she’s just too cute. But she’s got her period pants on, and that means out of service for at least 7 more days.

And lastly, Christina Aguilera as a hobo. It’s funny she didn’t forget her clown makeup though. She wouldn’t want to leave home without that on. Anyway, all she’s missing is a stick with a bag attached to the end with all her belongings

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera’s Boobs Get Suspended

It’s nice to see a few pictures of Christina Aguilera without her caked on slutty clown makeup. Wait a minute, there it is, I couldn’t see it because only half her face is painted for some reason. Like every new mommy here she is out drinking, celebrating a “Clockwork Orange“ themed 28th birthday where her and her little husband seem to be the only ones dressed up. Losers. I do like the big Ã‚Â tits and suspenders combo, hopefully it will catch on.

10 more pictures of the Christina Aguilera here

Photos: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera Stinks

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the launch of her new perfume ‘Inspire‘ at Macy’s. It looks like Christina has been reading Hollywood Tuna recently, because the other day I said that for once she wasn’t looking like a sad clown but more like a cheap hooker because of her red lipstick. I guess that was my way of giving her a compliment. But check this ladies, she’s not wearing the rouge here! I feel like I’ve finally made an impact on a celebrity. My life’s work is complete. And it’s all because of Christina, I feel so inspired! (P.S. You’re welcome Christina, now please send pictures of your tits to hollywoodtuna(at)hotmail.com)

40 more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Photos: Wenn, Bauer-Griffin

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Just In! Christina Aguilera Looks Sexy

It seems to be a rare thing these days to find pictures of Christina Aguilera where she’s not looking like a sad clown but here she is at a Grammy nominations concert looking pretty good. She’s still got that hooker lipstick but other than that I like it, her dress makes her tits look like two delicious baked potatoes. A little sour cream and bacon bits and I’d be all over her.

Photos: Wenn

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Christina Aguilera: Clown In Leggings

You know it’s a slow day here at Hollywood Tuna when we do a post on Christina Aguilera, I hope someone brought the cake and balloons because the clown has arrived. I wish I had a clown like this at my birthday parties, bitch boots, tight leggings and some sweet tits would be nice, a past out homeless man in a soiled Ronald McDonald costume just doesn’t cut it anymore. Ã‚Â If we beat her with a stick would she be filled with candy? Only one way to find out.

more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Photos: Wenn, Flynet

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Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment

I thought that after she gave birth to her little nipple biter, Christina Aguilera would at least try to get back to her former hotness, I was wrong. Here she is ruining a see through top at the launch of ‘beautyLIGHT’ looking like a cracked out clown at a birthday party for goth kids. I don’t know what a ‘beautyLIGHT’ is but it looks like somebody beat the shit out of Christina with it.Ã‚Â

Photos: Wenn, SplashNewsOnline

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Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment… Kinda

I’m sick of Christina Aguilera, she used to be pretty hot, now she’s just a caricature of her former self. The straw like hair, the clown makeup and the retarded hat I can deal with but wearing a bra under a see through top is where I draw the line. I haven’t been keeping up with the shitty/pop one hundred so I don’t know when she last had a hit, but one thing I do know is that in this business it’s better to look good than to be good. Words to live by.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Keep Getting Better

Christina Aguilera’s new video Keeps Gettin’ Better is out and one thing’s for sure, it doesn`t. The video sucks, the song sucks, and Christina`s whole Lady Gaga look sucks. Who would have thought that after all these years Christina, who’s the more talented singer, would still be playing second fiddle to a mentally ill Britney Spears. Talk about nuts!

Christina Aguilera Keeps Gettin’ Better Video

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