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Christina Aguilera Just Blew My Mind!

November 25th, 2013

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Whatever Christina Aguilera is doing, it is working because she showed up at the 2013 American Music Awards looking like the girl who got my rocks off in the Dirrty video back in 2002. Sure she may not be wearing little booty shorts, but this dress shows enough skin to get my imagination rolling. Let’s hope she continues to keep the weight off and slips into a bikini real soon.

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Christina Aguilera Slims Down For Maxim

September 5th, 2013

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When I first saw these pictures of Christina Aguilera in Maxim, I had to double-check the cover to make sure the date was right. I mean, I know she got skinny and hot again, but Christina hasn’t looked this good in years. Anyway, just to make sure there’s no Photoshop funny business going on, I think Christina needs to come over to my place for a full body inspection. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to document the whole thing. I’m very thorough.

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Breaking News! Christina Aguilera Is Hot Again

July 29th, 2013

I’m not sure what kind of deal with the Devil Christina Aguilera had to strike to get this skinny and hot again, but whatever it was, it’s worth it. She’d been getting so huge I hadn’t done a post on her in months, but now here she is at the NBC TCA Summer Press Tour looking like her old self again. And best of all? She dropped all that weight, but didn’t lose a pound between her belly button and neck. Now that’s the Christina I used to know and love picture doing filthy things with.

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Is Influential

April 24th, 2013

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In case you hadn’t noticed, I haven’t done a post on Christina Aguilera in a long time. Mainly because I just don’t find her that hot anymore now. But I guess somebody out there still does, because she was invited to Time Magazine‘s Gala for the 100 Most Influential People in the World. I’m not really sure what Christina was doing on the list, but I figure it’s got to be for that cleavage of hers. I know it certainly used to inspire me.

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Christina Aguilera Is Not Only Chunky, She’s Now Ugly

November 19th, 2012

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We’ve got even more pictures from the American Music Awards, they’re the gift that keeps on giving. That is, assuming you were hoping to see Christina Aguilera doing her best to pretend that she still looks hot and skinny. I know I’ve been rough on Christina lately, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em. And all I see here is some formerly hot chick with a fake tan hogging the red carpet. Next!

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Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Big Fat Booty

November 6th, 2012

We had some pictures of Kelly Ripa dressed up as Christina Aguilera for Halloween earlier today, and after looking at these pictures of the real Christina, I gotta say, I think Kelly wore it better. Christina could fit the whole solar system on those pants.

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Christina Aguilera’s Scary New Hairdo

October 15th, 2012

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off her new bad dye job at some fall fair. Somebody ought to tell Christina that Halloween is still a few weeks away. But maybe she just wanted to make sure nobody mistook her for the prize-winning largest pumpkin. So I guess it worked.

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Christina Aguilera Is Fat Drunken Slob

October 1st, 2012

Here is Christina Aguilera getting some help walking as she leaves a restaurant and as you can see she is either hammered or just way to fat to stand up on her own. I’m going to go with both! On the bright side, being chunky helps reduce hangovers since alcohol feeds off of blubber. I don’t know if that is a scientific fact, but it sounds about right.

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Christina Aguilera Is The New Jessica Simpson

September 17th, 2012

Just when I thought Christina Aguilera had started to lose some of that post-divorce weight she put on, now this? I know she was getting big before, but she looks downright huge in these pictures from the 2012 NCLR ALMA Awards. What happened? She’s even bigger than Jessica Simpson now. Whatever it is, Christina needs to get this under control. And fast. All these fluctuations are bad for my health.

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Christina Aguilera’s Wobbly Cleavage

April 18th, 2012

It looks to me like Christina Aguilera has started to lose a little of that post divorce weight she put on. It’s about time. As much as I loved her new big fat chick boobies, I much prefer my hotties on the slender side. Here she is looking like she’s having a little trouble focusing on putting one foot in front of the other while out on the town. I like it. Drunk girls with big breasts stuffed into a tight little dress are kind of my thing. Nicely done.

     
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Christina Aguilera’s Booty Is Sick!

December 5th, 2011

I knew this moment was going to come sooner or later, Christina Aguilera has been packing on the pounds for months and months now, I’ve been dreading it and trying to prepare myself for it… But nothing could have prepared me for this. Here she is with her massive posterior stretching out an unfortunate pair of pants while out with the kid over the weekend. I think I just burped up a little of last night’s dinner. This is just not good for anyone. She’s got an ass like a football player. Yikes.

     
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XXX-Large-Tina Shows Off The Caboose

November 9th, 2011

It would seem that all my once favorite popstars have been getting all fat and gross lately, mostly because they’re pregnant and that’s how it works, but what’s Christina Aguilera’s excuse. Here she is showing off her extra large booty on the red carpet last night. I wouldn’t even call this a booty anymore, this is an extra large ass. Sick. There’s ‘Bootylicious’ and then there’s ‘BootydisgustingIpukedinmymouthalittle’… I’d categorize this under the latter. Not good. Don’t even get me started on her rotten face.

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Christina Aguilera Is XXX-Large

October 10th, 2011

Christina Aguilera has been trying to convince us that she’s not getting fat for months now, you’re not fooling anybody lady, but it seems that stuffing her rolls into multiple layers of heavy duty Spanx just isn’t going to cut it anymore. Here she is at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend looking absolutely disgusting. That wig’s not covering up enough of her fat face. She looks like a blonde Snooki, oh god, I just threw up a bit. I’ve seen this look before…. On a tranny who offered me an HJ in a parking lot once. Sick!

     
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Christina Aguilera’s Sweet Tanned Cleavage

June 17th, 2011

I don’t know anyone who watches The Voice, but judging from these screencaps I’m going to say that it looks like a really good show. Here’s Christina Aguilera dropping some serious cleavage in her judges chair. I like it a lot. The fake hair, the fake tan and the fat breast all go really well together. She reminds me of pretty much every stripper I’ve ever met in my life. What can I get for twenty dollars?

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