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Christina Aguilera Gets Oral

I wish I could tell you that I’ve got some hot pictures of Christina Aguilera on the set of her new movie, but I don’t. Unless you have a strange fetish for chicks in oversized knit sweaters putting pieces of chewing gum in their mouths, these shots are going to be pretty f@#king boring. I thought this movie was called ‘Burlesque‘. Shouldn’t we have a least one shot of Chritstina shaking her tits with some tassels on her nipples? She’s not going to win any votes with the academy this way.

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Photos: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera’s Funbags Look Deflated

Is it just me or did Christina Aguilera’s funbags deflate? I remember them being much bigger. I know when she was pregnant they were huge, but now they’re almost uninteresting. I say almost because you know I’d still tune in to Tokyo any chance I’d get with those things.

Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Aguilera’s Sweet Sparkling Cleavage

It would have been nice to have pictures of Christina Aguilera with her boob hanging out of her dress at last nights Golden Globes, but that’s clearly not going to happen. Instead I’ve got some good cleavage shots of her in a dress that gives us the “illusion” of a boob slip, which is nice, but not quite the same as the real thing. At least paint a nipple on it or something.

Photos: WENN.com, Fame

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Christina Aguilera Shows Her Ass-ets

It seems like we’ll be getting a lot of Christina Aguilera pictures in the near future due to the fact she is filming the new movie Burlesque. I just hope that there are some stripping scenes in this film otherwise what the hell is Christina Aguilera doing in a movie in the first place? Anyway, could this possibly be the greatest Christina Aguilera shot ever?

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Photos: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera’s Camel Toe Stars In Burlesque

It seems that Christina Aguilera has been hard at working filming what’s sure to be an absolutely awful movie in Los Angeles over the last week or so. Here she is on the set in a nice tight pair of leggings looking a little restricted. It’s hard to say whose going to get top billing on this one, Christina or her massive camel toe. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I know who my vote is for.

Photos: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera Shows Leg In Burlesque

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off her sweet legs in a short skirt while filming scenes for her upcoming movie with Fred Flintstone’s creepy neighbor Creepella Gruesome. I get the feeling that this movie’s target audience might be somewhat gay, it’s called ‘Burlesque’ and Cher is in it for f@#k’s sake. Throw in a few scenes with Barbra Streisand and Clay Aiken and you’ve got yourself the biggest homosexual blockbuster since Lord Of The Rings. I hope there’s singing and dancing.

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Photos: Fame, PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera Does Marie Claire

Unless you’ve recently spent time in the waiting room of a dentist office and someone was already reading Dog Fancy magazine, you probably had no idea Marie Claire magazine was still around. Well it is and it’s got Christina Aguilera on the cover of the February issue. I don’t know what to tell you, I dozed off while writing this, at least she’s flashing a little cleavage. Little being the operative word.

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Christina Aguilera Is Washed Up

Here’s Christina Aguilera ringing in the New Year at Tao nightclub. We haven’t seen much Xtina, ever since she had kids, but this new look of hers isn’t working for me. Her funbags look deflated and the rest of her body looks like it belong to a 35 year old crack whore. I don’t even want to ask how much?

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Photos: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera’s Regrettable Tattoo

Here’s Christina Aguilera out doing nothing the other day, luckily for us she’s wearing a nice boobie highlighting tank top to make up for it. Where’s baby Jesus with a sudden torrential down pour when you need him? I didn’t realize she had such a regrettable ‘Xtina’ stripper tattoo on the back of her neck. What kind of egomaniac gets there own name tattooed on their body? I have a tattoo across my back of a giant tuna wearing sunglasses getting a star on the Hollywood walk of fame…. It’s very tastefully done.

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Photos: Fame

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Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Stripper Heels

Here’s Christina Aguilera looking pretty good strutting her stuff on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of shitty music video. I’m reluctant to say she’s hot because I see strippers who look like this every night and believe me I would not categorize them as hot. But because it’s Xtina I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt just like I hope the strippers do for me when I reassure them that it really is penis and not just a massive clitoris. Strippers can be cruel when you don’t tip them appropriately.

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

I haven’t done a Rotten Tuna post for a while, more because I was tired of posting Lady Gaga and Katy Perry repeatedly, but Christina Aguilera who I don’t think belongs in this category seems to pop in every once and a while. I don’t know if having a baby affects the amount of makeup you put on your face, but if it does ladies do not have children! We’re already over populated as it is. Let’s not forget to mention her silicon filled funbags have gone down the tubes since she had that baby. How unfortunate.

Photos: Fame

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

Yesterday I did a Rotten Tuna post about Christina Aguilera looking like she was on her way to a Boy George lookalike contest, well it looks like she lost and wasn’t very gracious in defeat. Here she is leaving the club looking a little worse for wear, like she’s been in some sort of a fight and may have even had a lesbian encounter. A dozen Champagne Coolies and bald men in drag singing Karma Chameleon will do that to a lady.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rotten Tuna: Christina Aguilera

Here’s Christina Aguilera out on the town the other night looking like she’s on her way to a Boy George lookalike contest. WTF? I thought we were done with the cherry lipstick and painted on eyebrows bullshit. They make her look like the Korean lady who runs the convenient store down the street with her tattooed on eyebrows, she’s always so surprised to see me… It’s creepy.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Look Like A Clown For Once

Here’s Christina Aguilera out on the town yesterday apparently shopping for lingerie so that she can go home and put a smile on her douche of a husband’s face. It’s not fair, I want to fall ass backwards into a marriage with a sexy popstar. I guess we can’t all be that lucky, some of us still have to pay to have sex with a chick dressed as a clown.

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Photos: Fame

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