Here’s Christina Aguilera looking nice and busty on Ellen while she promotes her new crappy karaoke singing show. Are you sure that this crap’s not cancelled yet? Anyhow, the show is going to be garbage, but thanks to some nerd who invented the DVR I’m going to get to watch Christina bounce up and down in her chair with excitement in slow motion whenever the hell I want. Technology is awesome.

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I have to say that one good thing about former hotties getting all soft and fat is the effect it has on their breasts. Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off her plump new fat girl chubcakes in a nice little lacy top. She’s still got all that annoying clown make up on and the terrible die job, but I guess that’s her thing. Those things would look great in a hottub. Make it happen.

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Earlier today I posted some pictures of Christina Aguilera in which she seemed to be putting on a few pounds right before our eyes, her legs looked like they could take down a small mule. So I thought I’d give her another chance by posting some shots of her in her nicest evening gown at the Golden Globes last night. Sadly, she’s still fat. Is she preggers? I must be out of the loop. Anyhow, the only upside to someone like Christina putting on a few dozen pounds is that, at least in the beginning, it all goes to the chest area and I’m all for it. After that, it’s a slippery slope. Enjoy it while you can.

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I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

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Oh man, it looks like Christina Aguilera really stuffed herself well over the holidays. And I’m not talking only about her mouth. What the hell did she feed that thing?

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I’m really shocked at just how quickly Christina Aguilera’s looks have gone downhill, her face is just gross, like a bitter old lady at a deli. Eww. It’s a good thing that for her fifteenth premiere of her crappy movie Burlesque she decided to at least wear a see through top so I have something other than her face to look at. It’s not exactly the greatest see through top, but I see enough to peek my interest… For now.

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I think that Christina Aguilera may have spent a little time recently reading my posts about her and doesn’t like what she’s hearing, all I said was that she’s boring and not all that attractive, because she’s really stepped it up a notch. Her face is still kind of off, she’s looking a little too much like Celine Dion for my taste, but with the help of some amazing cleavage I hardly even noticed. This is more like it. Fat boobs hanging out of your dress is definitely they way to a man’s heart. Well done.

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Is it just me or is single Christina Aguilera almost more boring than married Christina Aguilera? Here she is covering up her lady junk while she gets out of a car the other day. I for one am pretty glad that she’s covering up, if you’ve ever seen lady parts stuffed into pantyhose you know exactly what I’m talking about. Not good. Anyhow, if she’s not in a tight dress or showing off some impressive orange cleavage, I don’t really have any use for this chick anymore.

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This is the second post I’ve done today featuring Christina Aguilera and her not so attractive face, and I’m not proud of myself. It’s a good thing she’s got a decent body because she’s has not aged well. She kinda looks like one of those Hollywood old ladies who had a bit part in some movie sixty years ago and who’s been caking on the makeup ever since. You know the type. Luckily this ones got some nice boobs on her so it’s not all that bad. Close ups of her face are a bad idea. Eesh.

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It looks as though Christina Aguilera is taking her clown show all over the world promoting her crappy Burlesque movie, here she is looking, well looking kinda bad the other night. She’s not exactly a natural beauty is she? No wonder she hides behind so much make up. Anyhow, it’s my job to look for the positive in every situation, sort of, so I’m going to go ahead and say that at least her boobs look pretty good. No need for make up on those girls. Enjoy.

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I don’t know what these pictures of Christina Aguilera are for, first day of school or driver’s license photos come to mind, who knows, but I do know that she looks alright in them. I prefer her wearing giant sunglasses and shaking her ass on stage somewhere to just standing there staring at me like I’m an a-hole, I pay good money at the strip club for that service, but her chesticles look nice so I’ll let it slide this time.

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Here’s Christina Aguilera looking orange and lovely on her way to get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame the other day. So basically they’ll give one of those things to pretty much anybody? Good to know. Anyhow, she’s kind of showing her age in these shots, we’ve seen her looking a lot better than this. She looks like the result of a drunken orgy between Marilyn Monroe, Celine Dion and a rodeo clown. I don’t like it at all…. Except for the boobies of course.

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I have to say that I’m really quite disappointed with these pictures of Christina Aguilera on her way to that Chelsea Lately show. She looks good and all, but I thought that a newly single chick like Christina would know by now that in this internet age you’ve got to stand out from the crowd and giving us a little “accidental” look at the lady parts would have been a good start. She’s in a short little dress walking up a flight of stairs. Come on! Do I need to spell it out for you?

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I think that now that Christina Aguilera is single again, I’ve got an new found attraction towards her. Not because I think I’ve got a chance with her, although I am quite handsome, but because she’s out there in sexy little outfits getting noticed and I like it. Married women are the worst, they never tart it up anymore, all they do is talk about their kids or about wanting kids… So lame. Single girls like Christina with their boobs hanging out are the way to go. Enjoy.

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